*Before the performance*
"Feel free to eat whenever you want," the birthday girl's mother said. "we
have plenty!" *Kuwabara runs over to the snack table, piles a bunch of food
on his plate, and returns with it* "BBBBBBUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPP!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!" Kurama and Hiei said. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Yusuke laughed. "That was my biggest one yet!" Kuwabara said as he took a
huge swig of his soda. "YUM! Crystal Pepsi!" "Um, Kuwabara, didn't they get
rid of that in the 80s?" Kurama asked, confused. "Um, I'm sorry sir, that
is dog pee." the butler said. PATOOEY! "YUCK!" Kuwabara yelled! *Kuwabara
makes the face that is on the Mr.Yuck stickers* "DARE to keep Kuwabara out
of doggy pee!" Skizuru said as she pulled out another cigarette and lit it
up. "That's what he drank when he was little!" *Everyone falls over Anime
style* *Kuwabara=HUGE SWEATDROP* "RRRRRRRAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!" He yelled as
he lunged toward his sister. "I know I don't want him around Yukina!" Hiei
said.
*The Performance*
"Okay everybody!"Kuwabara yelled. "ARE YOU READY TO ROCK????????!!!!!!!!"
"YEAH!" all of the kids yelled. *The band starts to play the theme song to
Yu Yu Hakusho*
Botan starts to sing. "I wonder through the crowd, of the
faceless town, I need to feel the touch of a friend! I travel far and wide,
among the country side, the isolation hits me again! I don't know where to
gooooo! When I feel like crying, oh my! I'm gonna open myself, do something
new, I wanna stop, and go out with you!"
"I didn't know that was how it went." Yusuke whispered to Kurama
as he smacked his tambourine. "By the way, where's Koenma?"
"HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Koenma yelled from inside his saxophone case. "Oh, my!" a little girl said as she opened it, and saw chibi-Koenma inside. "I need to get on stage!" he yelled. "Okay." she replied. ~SWISH!~ The little girl threw Koenma through the air to the stage with his saxophone. *Koenma lands on the stage and starts to play along with the others* *After the performance* "So, when do we get our money?" Yusuke asked Kuwabara as they packed up their things. "Well, the lady told me that she'd give us a reward after the concert." Kuwabara replied *dollar signs in his eyes*. "Hn. The woman had better pay me big ," Hiei added. "because I will never play in front of an audience of pre-teen girls, with this fool again." *Hiei points toward Kuwabara* "I think that this was fun, well, the being enjoyed by millions of girls and boys." Kurama said. "Um, Kurama. That didn't sound too good." Yusuke said as he looked at his friend. "Eh, I have Hiei!" Kurama yelled as he put his arm around his "good" friend. "Hn." Hiei replied. "Hello there young boys!" the mother said. "I have a big reward for you!" *She pulls out a big bag* "WOW!!!!!!!!!" Kuwabara said, with even bigger dollar signs in his eyes. The mother gives Hiei the bag. "Look inside!" Hiei and Kurama peer inside. "WOW!" they said. They hand the bag to Shizuru. "MMMMMMMM!" she smelled the contents. Shizuru hands Botan the bag. "Neat." she said. Botan hands Yusuke the bag. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!" he laughed. Yusuke hands the bag back to the mother. "Well, there are 4 possibilities, guess!" she said. "Well, it could be Peppermint Mousse, Hiei and Kurama like that stuff," Hiei and Kurama glare at their friend. "well, it could be cigarettes, Shizuru likes those, it could be an animal, something else, and money!!!!!!!" Kuwabara said. The mother handed the bag to Kuwabara. "KOENMA!!!!!?????" Kuwabara yelled. *Kuwabara falls over anime style. "I have money! Let me count! 100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, 800, 900, 1,000,000,000!" Everyone falls over anime style. "Well, I wanted to give you the greatest gift of all." the mother said. "MONEY AND A BABY!" Botan said. "No." the mother replied. "Oh, yeah! MONEY AND A BABY!" Koenma jumps out of the bag and freezes the mother. "Well, this will all go into the fund to buys a new Shadow Sword, Orb of Baast, and Forlorn Hope." Koenma said. "You broke them, Yusuke, no to mention getting blood all over the sword, Hiei.!" Hiei and Yusuke start to argue over the 3 artifacts. "I broke it?" "Yes, you did fool!" "No I didn't!" "Yes you did!" "NOOOOOO" YEEEEEEESSSS!" NO NO NO!" "YES YES YES!" "If I know Hiei, this one will go on forever." Kurama said. *Everyone except Hiei and Yusuke sweatdrop* "YES YES YES!" "NOOOOOOO!" "Idiot" "3 eyes!" "Bofoon!" "Dragon!" "PECKERWOOD!" *End!*
"HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Koenma yelled from inside his saxophone case. "Oh, my!" a little girl said as she opened it, and saw chibi-Koenma inside. "I need to get on stage!" he yelled. "Okay." she replied. ~SWISH!~ The little girl threw Koenma through the air to the stage with his saxophone. *Koenma lands on the stage and starts to play along with the others* *After the performance* "So, when do we get our money?" Yusuke asked Kuwabara as they packed up their things. "Well, the lady told me that she'd give us a reward after the concert." Kuwabara replied *dollar signs in his eyes*. "Hn. The woman had better pay me big ," Hiei added. "because I will never play in front of an audience of pre-teen girls, with this fool again." *Hiei points toward Kuwabara* "I think that this was fun, well, the being enjoyed by millions of girls and boys." Kurama said. "Um, Kurama. That didn't sound too good." Yusuke said as he looked at his friend. "Eh, I have Hiei!" Kurama yelled as he put his arm around his "good" friend. "Hn." Hiei replied. "Hello there young boys!" the mother said. "I have a big reward for you!" *She pulls out a big bag* "WOW!!!!!!!!!" Kuwabara said, with even bigger dollar signs in his eyes. The mother gives Hiei the bag. "Look inside!" Hiei and Kurama peer inside. "WOW!" they said. They hand the bag to Shizuru. "MMMMMMMM!" she smelled the contents. Shizuru hands Botan the bag. "Neat." she said. Botan hands Yusuke the bag. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!" he laughed. Yusuke hands the bag back to the mother. "Well, there are 4 possibilities, guess!" she said. "Well, it could be Peppermint Mousse, Hiei and Kurama like that stuff," Hiei and Kurama glare at their friend. "well, it could be cigarettes, Shizuru likes those, it could be an animal, something else, and money!!!!!!!" Kuwabara said. The mother handed the bag to Kuwabara. "KOENMA!!!!!?????" Kuwabara yelled. *Kuwabara falls over anime style. "I have money! Let me count! 100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, 800, 900, 1,000,000,000!" Everyone falls over anime style. "Well, I wanted to give you the greatest gift of all." the mother said. "MONEY AND A BABY!" Botan said. "No." the mother replied. "Oh, yeah! MONEY AND A BABY!" Koenma jumps out of the bag and freezes the mother. "Well, this will all go into the fund to buys a new Shadow Sword, Orb of Baast, and Forlorn Hope." Koenma said. "You broke them, Yusuke, no to mention getting blood all over the sword, Hiei.!" Hiei and Yusuke start to argue over the 3 artifacts. "I broke it?" "Yes, you did fool!" "No I didn't!" "Yes you did!" "NOOOOOO" YEEEEEEESSSS!" NO NO NO!" "YES YES YES!" "If I know Hiei, this one will go on forever." Kurama said. *Everyone except Hiei and Yusuke sweatdrop* "YES YES YES!" "NOOOOOOO!" "Idiot" "3 eyes!" "Bofoon!" "Dragon!" "PECKERWOOD!" *End!*
