Disclaimer: Own nobody, but the new girl, Fiona Miller.
A/N: Dedicated to the fabby Miss Calysto-Hemlsley and the brill Hurricane's Sidekick. :)
B] Joke about it and try to befriend Trish won! Thanks to all voters!
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"Yeah, fashion never really was my strong point, I concentrated more on ass kicking." Fiona said, in a light voice. "Whereas you look, if I may say so, fabby."
Trish smiled brightly. "You passed."
"Huh?" Fiona replied. "Passed what?"
"One thing that the WWF demands is mutual respect and professionalism backstage." Said Trish. "It's in clause 26.5 of the contract you just signed."
"I didn't read that…" Fiona started.
"Most people don't, and they are on such a high from joining, that they feel like challenging the first Diva to walk through the door. THAT's why there are so few female wrestlers in the WWF" Trish said, laughing lightly. "Stacy got a huge bruise on her cheek from the girl before you, Herriot I think she was called. So who are you going to be, so I can call you by your proper name?"
"Christine Calloway." Fiona responded, and Trish's eyes lit up. "Daughter of Taker."
"You have to watch him, he can be pretty… scary at times." Trish said, deeply. "But why are we in here discussing spooky Taker when we could be meeting the nicer guys in the WWF?" Trish said, her tone lightening dramatically.
Trish and Fiona linked arms and went to the canteen.
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"Oh My God!" muttered Fiona, as she walked into the canteen. All of her favourite Superstars were casually chatting to each other. There was Debra and Stephanie chatting, and they were both laughing happily. Kurt and Billy were sharing a joke with Big Show and Stone Cold. It was all so different to what appears on TV. It was quite freaky, actually.
"Come on, Christine." Trish told Fiona. It took the new girl a few seconds to realise Trish was talking to her.
"Where to?" Fiona asked, shyly.
"We'll join Lita over there." Trish said, pointing to a table in the far left of the room. Sitting there were Matt, Lita, Undertaker, Kane and Spike Dudley. "Hi guys, This is the new girl" Trish told them, pulling up a seat.
"We've met." Undertaker said, looking at Fiona. "Decided what I can call you yet?"
"Not really, Dad." Fiona said. "You could just call me Christine."
"Dad?" Kane asked. He didn't have his mask on, and you could see his face light up with laughter. "This should be interesting, especially because we aren't talking at the moment."
Taker shook his head. "Wow, today I become a Dad, and I get a little girl who's about 20." He smiled at his new 'daughter'. "Welcome to Deadman Inc."
"Thanks" Fiona said, in her usual polite, quiet voice.
"Quiet little one, aren't you Christine?" Matt teased her.
"Until I get in the ring." Fiona replied, flashing a glittering, but true, smile. "Then I'm a little hell-cat."
"That would be a good nickname" Lita said, looking Fiona up and down. "Christine, the hell-cat."
"Calloway" Trish put in. "Lucky thing's got a surname, unlike SOME Diva's here!" Trish joked with Lita. Fiona later found out that Superstars with last names were better than those without a surname. Just because Steve Austin came up with it. As a joke, of course.
"Ya know, I think you're going to like it here." Said Spike.
"Why d'you think that?" Fiona asked him.
"Come on, you're related to the Brothers of Destruction. You can't NOT have a good time. You just jumped into the top of the roster." Spike said, smiling.
"Well, what can I say? I'm amazing!" Fiona said, and they started laughing.
"Come on, Christine, we gotta go see some more people," Trish said. "Bye guys!" Trish dragged Fiona out of the canteen, and headed to the locker rooms.
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"Shouldn't you knock first?" Fiona asked Trish, cautiously.
"Knock?" Trish asked, as she pushed her way into one of the male locker rooms. There were only three guys in the room, in various states of undress, and they weren't at all embarrassed by the intrusion of Fiona and Trish. "Hi guys. I'm introducing you to the new girl." Fiona smiled quietly at Trish's side.
"Guys, this is Christine Calloway. She's going to be Undertaker's daughter." Trish told them. "Christine, this is Rob Van Dam, but we mostly call him RVD, The blue haired one is Jeff Hardy. He's Matt's brother. And this is…" Trish said, but her cell phone started ringing. "Yes? Yes? Oh, I'll be right there." Trish said down the phone. "I've got to go, guys, get to know each other!"
With that, Trish bounded out of the room. "You ever get the feeling Trish is a little mad?" Fiona asked the guys, trying not to feel awkward with their state of nakedness.
"Never mind a little, Trish is crazy!" Jeff said.
"Coming from you, that's a compliment." Said RVD.
"So Christine, tell us a bit about yourself." Jeff continued, and she looked at the three guys, and smiled.
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Pick a letter and a number!
A: Flirt with…
B: Chat with…
1: RVD
2. Jeff Hardy
3. Other Guy (Who is it?)
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What should Fiona Miller do? Please pick one of the choices by using the review!!! (Also tell me what ya think!;) Thanks!
A/N: Dedicated to the fabby Miss Calysto-Hemlsley and the brill Hurricane's Sidekick. :)
B] Joke about it and try to befriend Trish won! Thanks to all voters!
~*~*~*~*~
"Yeah, fashion never really was my strong point, I concentrated more on ass kicking." Fiona said, in a light voice. "Whereas you look, if I may say so, fabby."
Trish smiled brightly. "You passed."
"Huh?" Fiona replied. "Passed what?"
"One thing that the WWF demands is mutual respect and professionalism backstage." Said Trish. "It's in clause 26.5 of the contract you just signed."
"I didn't read that…" Fiona started.
"Most people don't, and they are on such a high from joining, that they feel like challenging the first Diva to walk through the door. THAT's why there are so few female wrestlers in the WWF" Trish said, laughing lightly. "Stacy got a huge bruise on her cheek from the girl before you, Herriot I think she was called. So who are you going to be, so I can call you by your proper name?"
"Christine Calloway." Fiona responded, and Trish's eyes lit up. "Daughter of Taker."
"You have to watch him, he can be pretty… scary at times." Trish said, deeply. "But why are we in here discussing spooky Taker when we could be meeting the nicer guys in the WWF?" Trish said, her tone lightening dramatically.
Trish and Fiona linked arms and went to the canteen.
~*~*~*~*~
"Oh My God!" muttered Fiona, as she walked into the canteen. All of her favourite Superstars were casually chatting to each other. There was Debra and Stephanie chatting, and they were both laughing happily. Kurt and Billy were sharing a joke with Big Show and Stone Cold. It was all so different to what appears on TV. It was quite freaky, actually.
"Come on, Christine." Trish told Fiona. It took the new girl a few seconds to realise Trish was talking to her.
"Where to?" Fiona asked, shyly.
"We'll join Lita over there." Trish said, pointing to a table in the far left of the room. Sitting there were Matt, Lita, Undertaker, Kane and Spike Dudley. "Hi guys, This is the new girl" Trish told them, pulling up a seat.
"We've met." Undertaker said, looking at Fiona. "Decided what I can call you yet?"
"Not really, Dad." Fiona said. "You could just call me Christine."
"Dad?" Kane asked. He didn't have his mask on, and you could see his face light up with laughter. "This should be interesting, especially because we aren't talking at the moment."
Taker shook his head. "Wow, today I become a Dad, and I get a little girl who's about 20." He smiled at his new 'daughter'. "Welcome to Deadman Inc."
"Thanks" Fiona said, in her usual polite, quiet voice.
"Quiet little one, aren't you Christine?" Matt teased her.
"Until I get in the ring." Fiona replied, flashing a glittering, but true, smile. "Then I'm a little hell-cat."
"That would be a good nickname" Lita said, looking Fiona up and down. "Christine, the hell-cat."
"Calloway" Trish put in. "Lucky thing's got a surname, unlike SOME Diva's here!" Trish joked with Lita. Fiona later found out that Superstars with last names were better than those without a surname. Just because Steve Austin came up with it. As a joke, of course.
"Ya know, I think you're going to like it here." Said Spike.
"Why d'you think that?" Fiona asked him.
"Come on, you're related to the Brothers of Destruction. You can't NOT have a good time. You just jumped into the top of the roster." Spike said, smiling.
"Well, what can I say? I'm amazing!" Fiona said, and they started laughing.
"Come on, Christine, we gotta go see some more people," Trish said. "Bye guys!" Trish dragged Fiona out of the canteen, and headed to the locker rooms.
~*~*~*~*~
"Shouldn't you knock first?" Fiona asked Trish, cautiously.
"Knock?" Trish asked, as she pushed her way into one of the male locker rooms. There were only three guys in the room, in various states of undress, and they weren't at all embarrassed by the intrusion of Fiona and Trish. "Hi guys. I'm introducing you to the new girl." Fiona smiled quietly at Trish's side.
"Guys, this is Christine Calloway. She's going to be Undertaker's daughter." Trish told them. "Christine, this is Rob Van Dam, but we mostly call him RVD, The blue haired one is Jeff Hardy. He's Matt's brother. And this is…" Trish said, but her cell phone started ringing. "Yes? Yes? Oh, I'll be right there." Trish said down the phone. "I've got to go, guys, get to know each other!"
With that, Trish bounded out of the room. "You ever get the feeling Trish is a little mad?" Fiona asked the guys, trying not to feel awkward with their state of nakedness.
"Never mind a little, Trish is crazy!" Jeff said.
"Coming from you, that's a compliment." Said RVD.
"So Christine, tell us a bit about yourself." Jeff continued, and she looked at the three guys, and smiled.
~*~*~*~*~
Pick a letter and a number!
A: Flirt with…
B: Chat with…
1: RVD
2. Jeff Hardy
3. Other Guy (Who is it?)
~*~*~*~*~
What should Fiona Miller do? Please pick one of the choices by using the review!!! (Also tell me what ya think!;) Thanks!
