Flipping Hamburgers

Chapter 2 Second customer, second mayhem.

Ken: So did you serve the customer well?

Dan: I think…heheehee.

Ken: I'll go make some more hamburgers.

Dan: And I'll have more fun. (snicker)

Ken: What was that?

Dan: Nothing.

Ken: But you said something.

Dan: No I didn't.

Ken: Then what did you say?

Dan: I didn't say anything.

Ken: Are you sure?

Dan: Yah. Hey you know, that I'm in that new fanfic Street Fighter Island? And it's much funnier than this one.

Ken: Okay.

Dan: Thanx for hearing me.

Ken: No Prob.

* A fat lady comes in.

Let's get ready to RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!

F. Lady: I would like a-

*She got cut short.

Dan: Some exercise?

F. Lady: No. I would like-

Dan: Some Slimfast?

F.Lady: Of course not.

Dan: Looks like you'll need it though.

F.Lady: Excuse me?

Dan: Alright. So what'll you have?

F.Lady: I'll have some-

Dan: A fat boyfriend?

F.Lady: No! I'm leaving this dump.

Dan: Oh Fat MOMMA. Sorry for the incovenience. Here I'll give all this for 5 bucks.

F.Lady: I should say so.

Dan: Oh yeah, I forgot. You'll also need..never mind.HeeHee!

*The Fat LADY leaves and looks in her bag and finds some "apple juice". Eh hem. Some slim fast. Some weights. In her burger a paper reads, burn some fat. It also contains, a book called "How to hook up with men even though you are humongously chubby." She is enraged. She comes back in after drinking some of her "apple juice".

Fat lady: Is this a joke. I've got a problem with-

Dan: I figured that out when I first saw you.

F.Lady: Well at least I don't wear pink!

Dan: Was that a threat or what? You gonna hit me with that fat of yours.

*The fat lady starts to sob.

Ding!Ding! Match is over pepoes! Dan is claimed the winner!!!

Dan: Oshyaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stay tuned for what's next for the next customer. Please read and Review! Tell me if you liked it or not.

No offense to anybody out there who got hurt. Sorry if I did. This was all Dan's fault anyway, but I take most of the situation. I am sorry if I hurt anyone's feelings with this story. I don't mean to hurt anybody. I just wanna cheer people when they read this.