The End Of Harmony
A/N: Okay this is short, sweet, one shot, fic about Harmony. I hate Harmony. That would be obvious. If you like Harmony then don't read this. And if you flame me because you are a Harmony fan the why the hell did you read this. I am also aware that this sucks. It was meant to. So don't go telling me that either. Feedback is nice though.
Spike and were on patrol in the graveyard. Only not much patrolling was getting done. Considering the fact that they could not stop kissing each other. Buffy pulled away for the umpteenth million time that night.
"Okay, killing vampires. I should do that."
"Yeah you should."
They stared at each other for a moment then began to make out again.
"This has got to be like the most saddest day for vampire, like, everywhere." Came a shockingly familiar voice.
Once again the two parted. Spike stared at the person in utter disbelief as Buffy voiced both their thoughts.
"Oh my God Harmony! What the hell are you doing back here?!"
"Not living my own unlife."
"I think that's the smartest thing she's ever said, let alone thought of." Spike spoke.
'I think you should shut up Spike!" The blonde female vampire shot back
"I think you should put a period after 'I think' Buffy retorted.
"I think you should too!"
"See Harm it doesn't work that way. You can't throw the same insult back."
Harmony thought a moment, "Screw you!"
"Done that."
The bitch screamed in frustration.
"Bored now," said Buffy in a more perky imitation of evil Willow.
She took out her stake and dusted Harmony once and for all.
"Now where were we?" she said turning back to Spike.
The picked up where they left off.
THE END!
A/N: I am fully aware that this is stupid and sucks. I don't give a damn though. I had to kill Harmony some way though. I absolutely hate her.
A/N: Okay this is short, sweet, one shot, fic about Harmony. I hate Harmony. That would be obvious. If you like Harmony then don't read this. And if you flame me because you are a Harmony fan the why the hell did you read this. I am also aware that this sucks. It was meant to. So don't go telling me that either. Feedback is nice though.
Spike and were on patrol in the graveyard. Only not much patrolling was getting done. Considering the fact that they could not stop kissing each other. Buffy pulled away for the umpteenth million time that night.
"Okay, killing vampires. I should do that."
"Yeah you should."
They stared at each other for a moment then began to make out again.
"This has got to be like the most saddest day for vampire, like, everywhere." Came a shockingly familiar voice.
Once again the two parted. Spike stared at the person in utter disbelief as Buffy voiced both their thoughts.
"Oh my God Harmony! What the hell are you doing back here?!"
"Not living my own unlife."
"I think that's the smartest thing she's ever said, let alone thought of." Spike spoke.
'I think you should shut up Spike!" The blonde female vampire shot back
"I think you should put a period after 'I think' Buffy retorted.
"I think you should too!"
"See Harm it doesn't work that way. You can't throw the same insult back."
Harmony thought a moment, "Screw you!"
"Done that."
The bitch screamed in frustration.
"Bored now," said Buffy in a more perky imitation of evil Willow.
She took out her stake and dusted Harmony once and for all.
"Now where were we?" she said turning back to Spike.
The picked up where they left off.
THE END!
A/N: I am fully aware that this is stupid and sucks. I don't give a damn though. I had to kill Harmony some way though. I absolutely hate her.
