Dr doom was on the Balcony talking to his people. He spoke on how he would bring the all ready great He smiled down at them trough his armor mask. He was an example of power and of strength. He was a hero to his people and a villain to the rest of the world. He was a human but he made the gods tremble in an awe of his massive brilliance. In short he was Doom. He had an army of loyal henchmen that would die for him at a single notice. Currently two of the Henchmen were watching him. Their names were Phil and Jim.

Jim- here he goes again going on and on.

Phil- how can you say that. He a genius and great leader

Jim- Come great leader my butt. What leader you know talks to himself in the 3rd person and wears a cape. You don't see George Bush walking around saying, "bah Sadame dare attack Bush, Bush will crush them, and how dare he think he can even measure up to my power. Bush shall crush you. The only reason he escape me last time was because he was facing a Bush Bot. Quick build a giant Hyno beam. What you mean the country taxpayer won't pay billions of Dollars to build a hypno Ray; you dare question THE MIGHTY BUSH DICK CHANEY. You were a thorn in Bush side for TO LONG. You make bush dripped sweaty with anger and Bush Swear the DICK WILL FALL TO THE SWEATY ANGRY BUSH.

Phil- Yea true. I hate the way he think like nothing his fault. Reed beat me it much be a doom Bot, lost to Luke cage, Doom bot, (intimidating Doom voice) Doom didn't cum to fast you cam to late bah left a huge load that looks like a black midget in the toilet Bah you should proud to have Doom Glorious log, Curse die.

Jim- Also when you look at how poor some of this country is, you got to think is it a good idea to give Silver Sable a big feast every time she comes over.

Phil- yea but Sable is pretty Hot, Can kind of understand that. Sable is like no 1 on my to bang list

Jim- Wasp mind.

Phil- wasp?

Jim- yea because I would look big compared to her even when I have a softy. Jean Grey my second because of what she could do with those powers.

Phil- Scarlet witch mind

Jim- really not many pick her

Phil- She is a very underestimated when it kind to being hot in the sack. She pretty good looking

Jim- you know who else undestimated when it comes to being hot

Phil- Who..

Jim- Martha Stewart, Think about the same perfection she used in all part of her life has to transfer over to the sack. She probably can make some ky- jelly out of maple leaves, and butt scotch

Phil- Handcuffs out of tree vines.

Jim- See now your getting it

Doom finish talking and walk pass them

Phil- Greeting ohhh Great and wonderus Doom

Doom- Greeting.

Doom passed on

Jim- kiss ass

Doom shut the door and walked up to them

Doom- you two do understand doom helmet has great hearing.

The door lock

Jim- ummm so

Doom- Doom heard EVERYTHING

Phil- You know, it was just a Jok.

Doom hit a button on his glove and electricity shot out putting them againt the wall

Phil- aaaaa Where going to die

Jim- have a plan, A weapon that even doom can't fight

Jim went into his pocket and pulled out a Hostee snack cake and waved it at Doom. Dr Doom shot it out of his hand

Phil- IMPOSSIBLE no one can resist it's fruity goodness, Not even doom aaaaaaa

Jim- (fighting pain) Why it's fruitylicious

Suddenly the Fantastic Four Jet Came trough the ceiling

Dr Doom- Richards how you get pass the safe guards

Dr Richards- let Sue go you mad man

Doom- Never

Dr Richards- Then lets dance, the dance of death.

Dropping Jim and Phil.

Dr Doom- That is a dance Doom know well

Doom shot at him making a hole in the wall

Jim- yes gets out of here

Phil- Think kingpin hiring

Jim and Phil Jump trough the hole