Disclaimer: Wolfie here, I don't own Digimon, but I now own Arylwren's soul Mwahahaha!!! (Only she doesn't know it yet, I'll tell her when the ownership papers come through…)

Note from Arylwren: Wolfie hasn't noticed that I changed the papers a bit after she filled them out. Her soul now belongs to me. ^_~

1 Chapter Three

~*~Jun~*~

I wondered where that good-for-nothing brother of mine was hiding. I'm sure I heard them up before… Aha! I turned the corner of the apartment, catching sight of him and Ken running towards the door; they must have not heard me. I ran through the lounge towards the front door, just as the two guys reached the hallway I stepped out in front of them. "Morning boys," I said in my most sultry voice.

Ken's face went bright red. It's so obvious he goes for older women. "Err, hi Jun, bye Jun," stammered my brother as he tried to step around me I grabbed his arm, "Ouch! Hey Jun, we gotta go."

"No you don't, Silly. I checked your diary, you said you have nothing planned for today!"

"WHAAAAT?!? You read my diary?!?" he cried, turning bright red.

"Well just a few pages," I told him matter-of-factly, "You know you should pay more attention in class. You've got really bad grammar."

I heard Ken's muffled laughing from behind me. He poked Davis in the arm, "Dai, you have a DIARY?"

Davis turned even redder. I simpered at Davis's not so bad looking friend, "I bet your diary's perfect Ken. I should read yours sometime."

The poor dear's eyes bugged out of his head. I bet he's just not used to an older woman such as myself paying attention to him. I turned my attention back to Davis; Rule #23 of How to Get Guys says you should always play hard to get, "Anyways brother, I was wondering if you could help me out a little bit."

Davis sighed, "What do you want?"

"Well, you know that four eyed freak you guys are always hanging out with?"

"Uh…I'm assuming you mean Yolei," guessed Ken.

I smiled at him. Now there's a guy with brains…despite the fact that he voluntarily hangs around Davis. I continued, now having their attention, "Well, I'm in a competition with her. I know I can beat her, I just need a little insurance."

Davis sighed again. I gritted my teeth; he was starting to get annoying.

"What kind of competition, Jun?" He asked while rolling his eyes.

I swear, if I didn't need his help, I'd kick his scrawny little ass! "Well, I know I'll beat her. I want to make sure that I win."

"You've said that already! What…Kind…Of…Competition…Is…It?" he asked in an exasperated tone.

I clenched my hand into a fist. "Why you little…You're sooo lucky I need your help…" Controlling myself from popping him in the face, I explained, "We are going to have a skank-off."

"A WHAT?!?!" he shouted, with his eyes popping out, " Is that even legal?"

I smacked Davis over the head. "Get your mind out of the gutter you little pervert! We're having a competition to see who gets the most phone numbers of guys."

"Oooohh, why didn't you say that in the first place…" his voice trailed off again; suddenly, he took me by the should and shook me, "What?!?! Did you say that you and Yolie are having a competition to see who gets the most phone numbers?1?!"

"Yup!" I rolled my eyes this time. Sometimes, Davis can be so incredibly slow.

The two of them looked at each other when I said this, as if it was so hard to believe. Then they started laughing. Sometimes, Davis and his friends can be so strange.

~*~Mimi~*~

I stared at Yolei's hand clasping mine tightly and sighed. I guess there's no way out of this one. Ohh well, might as well have some fun with this one. "Sure thing Yolei, I'd be happy to help," I smiled at the poor girl.

"Alright Mimi! You're the greatest!"

There goes that starry-eyed look again. Before I could even accept her thanks, she rushed on, "I can't thank you enough, so where are we gonna start? Nails? Hair? Conversation?"

I sweatdropped, "Err, I think we're gonna need a bit more help with this one. Why don't you make yourself at home while I make a few calls?"

"Okay Mimi!" she exclaimed joyfully, plopping down with a bounce on one of the armchairs and leaned over to the coffee table to grab a handful of nuts.

Oh man, this is gonna be one hell of a long day…

~*~Kari~*~

I rolled over in my bed to the sound of the phone ringing next to my bed. I whimpered slightly as the loud sound made my head throb and spin. I tried to ignore the ringing, clamping the pillow firmly over my head, but it kept ringing. Clutching my head, I reached out a hand and felt around until it finally contacted the phone. Being too lazy to hold it, I pressed the speakerphone button. "Hello?" I groaned.

"Morning girls," came Mimi's voice over the speaker.

Why did she sound so awake while I felt like crap? "Argh, Mimi,not that I mind hearing from you, but why are you calling so early?"

"Hehehe. Aww, poor Kari's got a hangover," I heard Sora giggle. Mimi must be using three-way calling so she could talk to us both at once.

"No," I protested, although I knew she was right, "I don't have a hangover. I just have…a bit of a headache and a sore stomach."

Both of them laughed, "You keep telling yourself that, kiddo"

I winced as the sound of their laughing sent my head spinning again. Finally Mimi broke in, "Guys, as entertaining as this is, I've got something you might be interested in."

"What?" Sora and I asked at the same time.

Mimi hesitated for a moment before replying. She knew she had us both hooked, and being the actress, she couldn't resist adding in a dramatic pause before continuing, "Well, you know Jun?"

"Yes, " I replied impatiently, wanting her to tell us already. If you wake up a girl before 10:00am on a Saturday when she has a hangover, you better have a good reason.

"Did Matt finally get a restraining order?" joked Sora.

"Nope," replied Mimi, "but I think he would as soon as he hears about this…Anyways, our friend Yolei and Jun are going to have a little competition."

I groaned, "That's great, Mimi. You got us up to tell us that?"

"Well, Yolei's over here at the moment. She's asked me to help her out. I thought you guys might be in too…"

"What kind of competition is it, Mimi?" Sora asked, a bit suspicious of anything having to do with Jun, and for good reason too, "I'm supposed to have soccer practice with Tai today."

"Weeell, I think this will be more interesting then running around chasing Tai's balls."

"MIMI!!!'

I cracked up, but soon regretted it as my hangover kicked in with a vengeance. Trust Mimi to find a way to turn it the wrong way.

I giggled, this time careful not to shake my head in any way, singing, "Sora and Tai sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."

"KARI!!!" shouted Sora indignantly. I winced from the shouting, but the mental image of Sora right now, sitting in front of her phone with her face the color of Biyomon's feathers was worth it.

"Anyways," continued Mimi, "the competition they're having is to see who gets the most phone numbers from guys"

My jaw dropped in shock, "…"

"…"

"Err, guys, you still there?" came Mimi's voice over the phone, sounding a bit nervous.

"…Yolei…"

"…and Jun…"

"…and guys phone numbers…"

"…"

"…"

Suddenly I burst out laughing and heard Sora do the same, "You're joking right?"

"Is this a very late April fools day?" Sora asked.

"No, I'm being serious. Yolei's out in the lounge now."

"So, we're meant to make her hottie material?"

"Something like that…"

I thought about it, "I guess it could be fun."

"How do you propose we do this?" asked Sora, probably trying to figure out a way she could escape this and spend the day with my brother instead.

"Err, well…" stammered Mimi, "I thought that you guys could come over and we'd wing it."

"Wing it?" Hahaha, well this WILL be interesting. "Fine, I'm in!"

"Me to," echoed Sora on the other line, sounding not so enthusiastic.

I grinned wickedly, "Don't worry Sora, I'll tell Tai he'll have to keep him self entertained today."

"KARI!"