Part two (the second floor)
Seifer: Now that we are on the second floor, that means that we have a different boss. Quistis will decide who.
Quistis: I am still the boss.
Seifer: Who?
Quistis: I am STILL the boss.
Seifer: Me?
Quistis: I AM STILL THE BOSS.
Seifer: Me? That is so kind.
Quistis: I said…..
Squall: Can't you hear her Seifer?
Quistis: Thank you Squall.
Squall: She is saying Squall. Isn't it obvious?
Quistis: Yes…wait no, no, no, no and again no.
Seifer: Me.
Squall: Me.
Squall and Seifer take out their gunblades and start fighting.
Rinoa: Why don't we just move on and leave them here?
Selphie: I think that is a good idea.
Quistis: They're fighting over MY decision.
Rinoa: We can leave Quistis too.
Zell: Ya, so its just me, Selphie, Rinoa and Irvine.
Fujin: FORGOTTEN?
Rajin: We're coming too, ya know.
Irvine: Oh no.
Raijin: What?
Fujin: STUPID.
Raijin: Who?
Fujin: COWBOY-CRAP.
Raijin: …..
Rinoa: Stupid cowboy-crap?
Fujin: YES.
Raijin: I am supposed to say what Fujin says in a sentence.
Rinoa: Yeah, because you have nothing better to do.
Raijin: Whatever.
Selphie: Whatever? I thought we got rid of Squall.
Fujin: YOU.
Everyone: Yes?
Fujin: DID.
Raijin: You did.
Rinoa(in a sarcastic voice): Yes Raijin with out you we would not be able to find out what Fujin is saying.
Raijin: Thanks, ya know.
Selphie: Why don't we get rid of Fujin and Raijin?
Rinoa: I think it's a good idea.
Zell: Me too.
Irvine: Me too.
Fujin: RAGE.
Raijin: Come on guys.
Rinoa: See, he's only talking to the guys.
Selphie: Yeah, that is right. So Rinoa and I can get rid of'em.
Irvine: I'm OK with that.
Zell: Ya, me too.
Fujin: MEGA RAGE.
Irvine: Any thing else before you go?
Fujin: MEGA HATE.
Raijin: Its no use Fujin. Let's go find Seifer.
Raijin and Fujin run away.
Rinoa: Hmm, I wonder what Squall and Seifer are doing……
Selphie: Well come on, let's go ahead.
*
Quistis: Draw.
Seifer: It's not fair.
Squall: Ya, I want a rematch….just not now.
Seifer: You cheated.
Squall: I didn't.
Seifer: I will prove it.
Squall: Yeah…right.
Seifer: Come on you guys you saw him……guys….?
Quistis: They're gone.
Seifer and Squall: Shit.
Squall: Rinoa?
Seifer: Quistis?
Quistis: Yes?
Seifer: Oh you're here…….so what, better for me.
Squall: Waaaaaaaa.
Seifer: Don't you start we just got rid of cowboy-crap.
Irvine: Did someone call me?
Seifer: What are you doing here?
Irvine: Ohh Seifer missed me.
Irvine goes and hugs Seifer.
Seifer: Still nutty as a fruitcake.
Irvine: Ya, still nutty as a…… what? No.
Seifer pushes Irvine off him.
Seifer: Well what are you doing here?
Irvine: I was with the others and took the wrong turn.
Seifer: Of course you did. Only an idiot like you would take the wrong turn.
Irvine: Sorry.
Squall: Well let's go find the others.
*
Selphie: We are on the roof, well if you can call this thing a roof, and we still haven't found anything..
Zell: Irvine, see I told you no matter where we'd go we still wouldn't find girls.
Selphie: Tee-hee.
Rinoa: Wow, Irvine didn't cry……Irvine?
Zell: Irvine we don't want to play hide and seek.
Rinoa: He isn't here.
Selphie: I suggest we stay here and wait for someone to find us.
*
Raijin: Shit where are we?
Fujin: …..
Raijin: Please Fujin speak normally.
Fujin: OK. YOU HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF DIRECTION.
Raijin: Great you speak normally for a sec and its only so that you can say something sarcastic.
Fujin: YA.
Raijin: Look I know I said we should go left but….
Fujin: YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE RIGHT BECAUSE RIGHT IS ALWAYS RIGHT.
Raijin: Yea, now that you know that right was the right way you are blaming me. You are the one who agreed to go left.
Fujin: SLEEPING.
Raijin: What?
Fujin: I WAS SLEEPING.
Raijin: With your eyes open?
Fujin: YES.
Raijin: I can't believe I'm stuck here with you.
Fujin: I KNOW.
Raijin: I hate you Fujin.
Fujin: GOOD, ME TOO.
Raijin: You hate you or me?
Fujin: YOU.
Raijin: I'll kill you when we find Seifer.
Fujin: GOOD.
Raijin: What's so good?
Fujin: I'LL KILL YOU TOO.
Raijin: Why you little……..
*
Selphie: SOMEONE COME AND HELP ME. I'M A GIRL.
Rinoa: What difference does it make if you're a man?
Selphie: Well if I'm a man Irvine won't come.
Zell: She's got a point.
Rinoa: Yeah.
*
Irvine: Was that Selphie?
Seifer: Well Selphie is a girl and if she screamed you would be the one who would hear her.
Quistis: Seifer I must say your grammar……
Seifer: Noooo please don't say I made a mistake please, please.
Quistis: I was saying…..
Seifer: Noooooooo.
Quistis: Your grammar has improved.
Seifer jumps up and runs to hug Squall.
Squall: Oh no, Seifer you get away from me, no aaaaaaaaaa.
Squall starts running away from Seifer.
Squall: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Seifer: Come here. Let me give you a big hug.
Squall: AAAAAA no, no big bear hug.
Seifer at last catches Squall lifts him off the ground and gives him a big hug.
Seifer: She said my grammar improved.
Squall: Your gonna kill me, man.
Seifer: So what? I won't miss anything. But do you believe she said my grammar has improved?
Squall: So what she says it to me all the time.
Seifer loosens his grip and lets Squall fall on the ground.
Squall: My butt.
Seifer: What?
Squall: My butt….oh don't worry she hasn't said it to me. I just wanted you to let me go.
Seifer: Ohhhh.
Irvine: Squall get up. Quistis stop smiling and Seifer get down from that cloud.
Seifer: OK.
Squall: OK.
Quistis: OK.
Irvine: I told you there was a girl in here and I am sure it is Selphie.
Seifer: She has been in here for ages and it took you so long to realize she's a girl?
Irvine: Yeah, I mean no! Well anyway we have to find her.
Squall: Whatever.
Quistis: So where do we start?
Irvine: Right.
Raijin: Left.
Fujin: RIGHT.
Seifer: Fujin……Raijin.
Raijin: Seifer.
Fujin: SEE TOLD YOU IT WAS RIGHT.
Raijin: Yeah, yeah you told me it was right.
Fujin: YUP.
Raijin: Well, now that we have found Seifer I can kill you.
Fujin: WHATEVER.
Raijin: Really?
Fujin: YEAH I WON'T MISS ANYTHING.
Squall: Fujin said a sentence. Did anyone else hear that Fujin said a sentence?
Seifer: She has said a sentence once before.
Quistis: She has?
Seifer: Yeah when….oh you weren't there.
Irvine: I'm pretty.
Seifer and Squall: You?
Quistis: What?
Raijin: Your….
Fujin: LIKE SHIT.
Irvine: Why am I not pretty? I'm nicer then Squall.
Quistis: No you aren't.
Seifer: I don't like to say it but Squall is nicer then cowboy-crap.
Raijin: Woo hoo.
Seifer: Shut up.
Fujin: WHATEVER.
Irvine: Why am I not pretty?
Quistis: You have pimples.
Seifer: No he………does.
Irvine: Shhhh people can hear you.
Squall: Ha ha, you have pimples.
Irvine: Quistis why did you say that?
Quistis: It's not that bad.
Squall: It doesn't show in the movies.
Irvine: Ok, it's not that bad but don't talk loudly because I heard Selphie and Selphie might hear me.
Seifer: So what will happen if she does hear?
Irvine: She's gonna kill me.
Squall: How could a girl like Selphie kill you?
Seifer: Why would she kill you?
Quistis: How would she kill you?
Irvine: First, Seifer she would kill me because I have pimples.
Seifer: Ok.
Irvine: Second, Squall, Selphie is stronger then she looks.
Squall: What is she gonna do that will kill you?
Irvine: Number one she will break up with me.
Quistis: You're her boyfriend?
Irvine: Yeah.
Seifer: God, Selphie is going out with cowboy-crap.
Squall: Irvine, could you answer my question?
Irvine: Ok, number two Selphie will bring a chocobo.
Seifer: When she does bring the chocobo can I come watch?
Irvine: Quistis you asked how Selphie would kill me?
Quistis: Yeah.
Irvine: I think I just said it.
Quistis: You did?
Irvine: She's gonna bring a chocobo.
Quistis: Ok.
*
Selphie: Why aren't they coming?
Zell: Maybe if we scream they will here us and come.
Rinoa: Scream?
Zell: Yeah, why not?
Rinoa: Because you have been sleeping for a half hour and for all that half hour we have been screaming.
Zell: Maybe they can't hear you.
Selphie: Shut up. This time we'll sleep and you will scream.
Zell: No please don't do that to me.
Rinoa: We will. SCREAM.
Zell: Ok, ok. HELP I'M ZELL.
Selphie: Good Zell. Goodnight Rinoa.
Rinoa: Goodnight.
Zell: Man I wanna sleep too.
Selphie and Rinoa: SCREAM.
Zell: ………
Selphie and Rinoa: NOW.
Zell: Ok. HELP.
*
Squall: Seriously Irvine. Do you really think that Selphie will kill you because you have pimples?
Irvine: Yes.
Seifer: You are stupid.
Quistis: Maybe it's just Selphie.
Fujin: MAYBE.
Raijin: Why would she get mad if she knew you had pimples.
Irvine: Because I'm the only person in Balamb that has pimples.
Seifer: I think Irvine has a brain problem.
Quistis: I told you I should have given him a brain test.
Squall: The brain test isn't such a bad idea.
Irvine: I have PIMPLES. Waaaaaaaaa.
*
Selphie: Was that Irvine?
Zell: I think you were dreaming.
Rinoa: No I heard him too.
Zell: Then try screaming.
Selphie: IRVINE.
*
Quistis: I'm bored.
Selphie: IRVINEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Irvine: Oh my god.
Seifer: What?
Irvine: She's coming to get me.
Squall: How?
Irvine: She must have found a chocobo already.
Seifer: Everyone sit down and watch the show.
Irvine: I can hear the chocobo.
Quistis: I can't.
Irvine: It's closer.
Seifer: Why don't they put chairs back here?
Irvine: MAMA.
Seifer: Where's the chocobo?
Irvine: I'm alive? I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive. Woohoo.
Squall: He has lost his marbles.
Quistis: Everyone try and find Irvine's marbles. NOW.
Squall: Found one.
Irvine: Thank you. What are you doing?
Seifer: We're looking for your marbles. They seem to have fallen down a crack in the earth and we can't find them.
*
Sephie: Why isn't anyone coming?
Zell: Maybe they just can't hear you.
Rinoa: Oh, maybe they just can't hear us.
Selphie turns red.
Selphie: I'll kill him. If it's the last thing I'll do. I'll kill him.
Rinoa: Come on Zell this is bad for you too.
Zell: No, not that much.
Rinoa: Not that much? How can you be so calm?
Zell: Easy.
Selphie: What about hotdogs?
Zell: No. Don't say hotdogs.
Rinoa: Remember the way they smell?
Zell: Nooooooooooo.
Selphie: And the taste.
Zell: NOOOOOOOO, I have to go back to Balamb cafeteria.
Rinoa: Then scream.
Zell: HHHHHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.
Selphie: My ears.
*
Zell: HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.
Squall: What was that?
Rinoa: YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING TWITS. GET OVER HERE.
Seifer: Who is she calling good for nothing?
Quistis: It's not me.
Squall: Good for nothing? I'll remember that.
Fujin: FOLLOW THEIR VOICES.
Seifer: Sound like Fujin is the only person who is thinking properly.
Fujin: THANKS.
Seifer: Your welcome………not.
Quistis: What?
Seifer: Your not welcome.
Squall: Wait, we are all thinking properly and out of all of us you pick to praise the white haired freak?
Seifer: Yeah.
Quistis: Come on guys let's just do what Fujin told us to.
Squall: Ok.
Seifer: Whatever.
Squall: Hey.
Raijin: Come on. Fujin, Quistis and Irvine have already gone ahead.
Seifer: Irvine? Oh I forgot that he's with us.
Squall: Seifer, hurry up.
*
Zell: HELP…….my voice……..why aren't they coming?
Rinoa: How come you're crying?
Zell: Waaaaaaaaa………booohooooooooohoooooooo.
Squall: Rinoa?
Irvine: Selphie?
Fujin, Raijin and Quistis: Zell.
Rinoa runs up to Squall and hugs him.
Squall: Was that you who was shouting you good for nothing?
Rinoa: Ermmmmm. No, that was Selphie.
Selphie runs and hugs Irvine.
Irvine: I don't have pimples.
Selphie: What?
Irvine: Nothing.
Zell: I have no one to hug.
Quistis: Hehe.
Zell: Quistis hug me.
Quistis: No way.
Zell: Fujin?
Fujin: NO.
Raijin: I'll hug you.
Zell: No thanks.
Selphie: Well nothing here.
Quistis: Yeah.
Rinoa: Let's go home.
Seifer: I won't lead the way.
Raijin: Me neither.
Squall: I don't want to be the leader again.
Fujin: NOT ME.
Zell: No way.
Selphie: Irvine, you lead the way.
Irvine: Ok, but…..
Everyone: What?
Irvine: Never mind.
Everyone: What is it?
Irvine: I'll tell you but don't shout.
Everyone: Ok.
Irvine: Promise?
Seifer: This is getting boring.
Irvine: PROMISE?
Seifer: I think I'm gonna die.
Squall: YESSSSSSSSS.
Seifer: Did you say something?
Squall: No.
Irvine: PROMISEEEEEEEEE???????
Seifer: God……..someone say I promise.
Quistis: You say it.
Irvine: No all together.
Seifer: Ok, all together.
Irvine: If you say it I will. Promise?
Everyone: Yeah we promise.
Everyone: Come on. Say it.
Irvine: I can't remember the way back.
Squall: What???????????
Quistis: Yeah. That's the Irvine I know.
Selphie: I can't believe it.
Seifer: Yeah. This is it. This is what's gonna kill me.
Zell: I could kill you…………
Raijin: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Fujin: SHIT.
*
Two hours later in the Ragnarok.
Fujin: I WANNA SLEEP.
Selphie: I hate Irvine.
Irvine: I told you I don't have pimples. What more do you want?
Seifer: I'm still alive……..
Squall: I'm dead……
Seifer: Finally.
Squall: What?
Seifer: Nothing.
Quistis: Get in the Ragnarok. You're blocking the entrance.
Rinoa: WATER…….
Raijin: I have good news.
Fujin: WHAT?
Raijin: I have to go.
Selphie: YESSSSSSSSSSSS.
Seifer: Great………umm, how will you leave?
Raijin:………Ok, I'm staying.
Squall: Damn it.
Selphie: Anyway. Where do we go?
