Part two (the second floor)

Part two (the second floor)

Seifer: Now that we are on the second floor, that means that we have a different boss. Quistis will decide who.

Quistis: I am still the boss.

Seifer: Who?

Quistis: I am STILL the boss.

Seifer: Me?

Quistis: I AM STILL THE BOSS.

Seifer: Me? That is so kind.

Quistis: I said…..

Squall: Can't you hear her Seifer?

Quistis: Thank you Squall.

Squall: She is saying Squall. Isn't it obvious?

Quistis: Yes…wait no, no, no, no and again no.

Seifer: Me.

Squall: Me.

Squall and Seifer take out their gunblades and start fighting.

Rinoa: Why don't we just move on and leave them here?

Selphie: I think that is a good idea.

Quistis: They're fighting over MY decision.

Rinoa: We can leave Quistis too.

Zell: Ya, so its just me, Selphie, Rinoa and Irvine.

Fujin: FORGOTTEN?

Rajin: We're coming too, ya know.

Irvine: Oh no.

Raijin: What?

Fujin: STUPID.

Raijin: Who?

Fujin: COWBOY-CRAP.

Raijin: …..

Rinoa: Stupid cowboy-crap?

Fujin: YES.

Raijin: I am supposed to say what Fujin says in a sentence.

Rinoa: Yeah, because you have nothing better to do.

Raijin: Whatever.

Selphie: Whatever? I thought we got rid of Squall.

Fujin: YOU.

Everyone: Yes?

Fujin: DID.

Raijin: You did.

Rinoa(in a sarcastic voice): Yes Raijin with out you we would not be able to find out what Fujin is saying.

Raijin: Thanks, ya know.

Selphie: Why don't we get rid of Fujin and Raijin?

Rinoa: I think it's a good idea.

Zell: Me too.

Irvine: Me too.

Fujin: RAGE.

Raijin: Come on guys.

Rinoa: See, he's only talking to the guys.

Selphie: Yeah, that is right. So Rinoa and I can get rid of'em.

Irvine: I'm OK with that.

Zell: Ya, me too.

Fujin: MEGA RAGE.

Irvine: Any thing else before you go?

Fujin: MEGA HATE.

Raijin: Its no use Fujin. Let's go find Seifer.

Raijin and Fujin run away.

Rinoa: Hmm, I wonder what Squall and Seifer are doing……

Selphie: Well come on, let's go ahead.

*

Quistis: Draw.

Seifer: It's not fair.

Squall: Ya, I want a rematch….just not now.

Seifer: You cheated.

Squall: I didn't.

Seifer: I will prove it.

Squall: Yeah…right.

Seifer: Come on you guys you saw him……guys….?

Quistis: They're gone.

Seifer and Squall: Shit.

Squall: Rinoa?

Seifer: Quistis?

Quistis: Yes?

Seifer: Oh you're here…….so what, better for me.

Squall: Waaaaaaaa.

Seifer: Don't you start we just got rid of cowboy-crap.

Irvine: Did someone call me?

Seifer: What are you doing here?

Irvine: Ohh Seifer missed me.

Irvine goes and hugs Seifer.

Seifer: Still nutty as a fruitcake.

Irvine: Ya, still nutty as a…… what? No.

Seifer pushes Irvine off him.

Seifer: Well what are you doing here?

Irvine: I was with the others and took the wrong turn.

Seifer: Of course you did. Only an idiot like you would take the wrong turn.

Irvine: Sorry.

Squall: Well let's go find the others.

*

Selphie: We are on the roof, well if you can call this thing a roof, and we still haven't found anything..

Zell: Irvine, see I told you no matter where we'd go we still wouldn't find girls.

Selphie: Tee-hee.

Rinoa: Wow, Irvine didn't cry……Irvine?

Zell: Irvine we don't want to play hide and seek.

Rinoa: He isn't here.

Selphie: I suggest we stay here and wait for someone to find us.

*

Raijin: Shit where are we?

Fujin: …..

Raijin: Please Fujin speak normally.

Fujin: OK. YOU HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF DIRECTION.

Raijin: Great you speak normally for a sec and its only so that you can say something sarcastic.

Fujin: YA.

Raijin: Look I know I said we should go left but….

Fujin: YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE RIGHT BECAUSE RIGHT IS ALWAYS RIGHT.

Raijin: Yea, now that you know that right was the right way you are blaming me. You are the one who agreed to go left.

Fujin: SLEEPING.

Raijin: What?

Fujin: I WAS SLEEPING.

Raijin: With your eyes open?

Fujin: YES.

Raijin: I can't believe I'm stuck here with you.

Fujin: I KNOW.

Raijin: I hate you Fujin.

Fujin: GOOD, ME TOO.

Raijin: You hate you or me?

Fujin: YOU.

Raijin: I'll kill you when we find Seifer.

Fujin: GOOD.

Raijin: What's so good?

Fujin: I'LL KILL YOU TOO.

Raijin: Why you little……..

*


Selphie: SOMEONE COME AND HELP ME. I'M A GIRL.

Rinoa: What difference does it make if you're a man?

Selphie: Well if I'm a man Irvine won't come.

Zell: She's got a point.

Rinoa: Yeah.

*

Irvine: Was that Selphie?

Seifer: Well Selphie is a girl and if she screamed you would be the one who would hear her.

Quistis: Seifer I must say your grammar……

Seifer: Noooo please don't say I made a mistake please, please.

Quistis: I was saying…..

Seifer: Noooooooo.

Quistis: Your grammar has improved.

Seifer jumps up and runs to hug Squall.

Squall: Oh no, Seifer you get away from me, no aaaaaaaaaa.

Squall starts running away from Seifer.

Squall: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Seifer: Come here. Let me give you a big hug.

Squall: AAAAAA no, no big bear hug.

Seifer at last catches Squall lifts him off the ground and gives him a big hug.

Seifer: She said my grammar improved.

Squall: Your gonna kill me, man.

Seifer: So what? I won't miss anything. But do you believe she said my grammar has improved?

Squall: So what she says it to me all the time.

Seifer loosens his grip and lets Squall fall on the ground.

Squall: My butt.

Seifer: What?

Squall: My butt….oh don't worry she hasn't said it to me. I just wanted you to let me go.

Seifer: Ohhhh.

Irvine: Squall get up. Quistis stop smiling and Seifer get down from that cloud.

Seifer: OK.

Squall: OK.

Quistis: OK.

Irvine: I told you there was a girl in here and I am sure it is Selphie.

Seifer: She has been in here for ages and it took you so long to realize she's a girl?

Irvine: Yeah, I mean no! Well anyway we have to find her.

Squall: Whatever.

Quistis: So where do we start?

Irvine: Right.

Raijin: Left.

Fujin: RIGHT.

Seifer: Fujin……Raijin.

Raijin: Seifer.

Fujin: SEE TOLD YOU IT WAS RIGHT.

Raijin: Yeah, yeah you told me it was right.

Fujin: YUP.

Raijin: Well, now that we have found Seifer I can kill you.

Fujin: WHATEVER.

Raijin: Really?

Fujin: YEAH I WON'T MISS ANYTHING.

Squall: Fujin said a sentence. Did anyone else hear that Fujin said a sentence?

Seifer: She has said a sentence once before.

Quistis: She has?

Seifer: Yeah when….oh you weren't there.

Irvine: I'm pretty.

Seifer and Squall: You?

Quistis: What?

Raijin: Your….

Fujin: LIKE SHIT.

Irvine: Why am I not pretty? I'm nicer then Squall.

Quistis: No you aren't.

Seifer: I don't like to say it but Squall is nicer then cowboy-crap.

Raijin: Woo hoo.

Seifer: Shut up.

Fujin: WHATEVER.

Irvine: Why am I not pretty?

Quistis: You have pimples.

Seifer: No he………does.

Irvine: Shhhh people can hear you.

Squall: Ha ha, you have pimples.

Irvine: Quistis why did you say that?

Quistis: It's not that bad.

Squall: It doesn't show in the movies.

Irvine: Ok, it's not that bad but don't talk loudly because I heard Selphie and Selphie might hear me.

Seifer: So what will happen if she does hear?

Irvine: She's gonna kill me.

Squall: How could a girl like Selphie kill you?

Seifer: Why would she kill you?

Quistis: How would she kill you?

Irvine: First, Seifer she would kill me because I have pimples.

Seifer: Ok.

Irvine: Second, Squall, Selphie is stronger then she looks.

Squall: What is she gonna do that will kill you?

Irvine: Number one she will break up with me.

Quistis: You're her boyfriend?

Irvine: Yeah.

Seifer: God, Selphie is going out with cowboy-crap.

Squall: Irvine, could you answer my question?

Irvine: Ok, number two Selphie will bring a chocobo.

Seifer: When she does bring the chocobo can I come watch?

Irvine: Quistis you asked how Selphie would kill me?

Quistis: Yeah.

Irvine: I think I just said it.

Quistis: You did?

Irvine: She's gonna bring a chocobo.

Quistis: Ok.

*

Selphie: Why aren't they coming?

Zell: Maybe if we scream they will here us and come.

Rinoa: Scream?

Zell: Yeah, why not?

Rinoa: Because you have been sleeping for a half hour and for all that half hour we have been screaming.

Zell: Maybe they can't hear you.

Selphie: Shut up. This time we'll sleep and you will scream.

Zell: No please don't do that to me.

Rinoa: We will. SCREAM.

Zell: Ok, ok. HELP I'M ZELL.

Selphie: Good Zell. Goodnight Rinoa.

Rinoa: Goodnight.

Zell: Man I wanna sleep too.

Selphie and Rinoa: SCREAM.

Zell: ………

Selphie and Rinoa: NOW.

Zell: Ok. HELP.

*

Squall: Seriously Irvine. Do you really think that Selphie will kill you because you have pimples?

Irvine: Yes.

Seifer: You are stupid.

Quistis: Maybe it's just Selphie.

Fujin: MAYBE.

Raijin: Why would she get mad if she knew you had pimples.

Irvine: Because I'm the only person in Balamb that has pimples.

Seifer: I think Irvine has a brain problem.

Quistis: I told you I should have given him a brain test.

Squall: The brain test isn't such a bad idea.

Irvine: I have PIMPLES. Waaaaaaaaa.

*

Selphie: Was that Irvine?

Zell: I think you were dreaming.

Rinoa: No I heard him too.

Zell: Then try screaming.

Selphie: IRVINE.

*

Quistis: I'm bored.

Selphie: IRVINEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Irvine: Oh my god.

Seifer: What?

Irvine: She's coming to get me.

Squall: How?

Irvine: She must have found a chocobo already.

Seifer: Everyone sit down and watch the show.

Irvine: I can hear the chocobo.

Quistis: I can't.

Irvine: It's closer.

Seifer: Why don't they put chairs back here?

Irvine: MAMA.

Seifer: Where's the chocobo?

Irvine: I'm alive? I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive. Woohoo.

Squall: He has lost his marbles.

Quistis: Everyone try and find Irvine's marbles. NOW.

Squall: Found one.

Irvine: Thank you. What are you doing?

Seifer: We're looking for your marbles. They seem to have fallen down a crack in the earth and we can't find them.

*

Sephie: Why isn't anyone coming?

Zell: Maybe they just can't hear you.

Rinoa: Oh, maybe they just can't hear us.

Selphie turns red.

Selphie: I'll kill him. If it's the last thing I'll do. I'll kill him.

Rinoa: Come on Zell this is bad for you too.

Zell: No, not that much.

Rinoa: Not that much? How can you be so calm?

Zell: Easy.

Selphie: What about hotdogs?

Zell: No. Don't say hotdogs.

Rinoa: Remember the way they smell?

Zell: Nooooooooooo.

Selphie: And the taste.

Zell: NOOOOOOOO, I have to go back to Balamb cafeteria.

Rinoa: Then scream.

Zell: HHHHHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.

Selphie: My ears.

*

Zell: HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.

Squall: What was that?

Rinoa: YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING TWITS. GET OVER HERE.

Seifer: Who is she calling good for nothing?

Quistis: It's not me.

Squall: Good for nothing? I'll remember that.

Fujin: FOLLOW THEIR VOICES.

Seifer: Sound like Fujin is the only person who is thinking properly.

Fujin: THANKS.

Seifer: Your welcome………not.

Quistis: What?

Seifer: Your not welcome.

Squall: Wait, we are all thinking properly and out of all of us you pick to praise the white haired freak?

Seifer: Yeah.

Quistis: Come on guys let's just do what Fujin told us to.

Squall: Ok.

Seifer: Whatever.

Squall: Hey.

Raijin: Come on. Fujin, Quistis and Irvine have already gone ahead.

Seifer: Irvine? Oh I forgot that he's with us.

Squall: Seifer, hurry up.

*

Zell: HELP…….my voice……..why aren't they coming?

Rinoa: How come you're crying?

Zell: Waaaaaaaaa………booohooooooooohoooooooo.

Squall: Rinoa?

Irvine: Selphie?

Fujin, Raijin and Quistis: Zell.

Rinoa runs up to Squall and hugs him.

Squall: Was that you who was shouting you good for nothing?

Rinoa: Ermmmmm. No, that was Selphie.

Selphie runs and hugs Irvine.

Irvine: I don't have pimples.

Selphie: What?

Irvine: Nothing.

Zell: I have no one to hug.

Quistis: Hehe.

Zell: Quistis hug me.

Quistis: No way.

Zell: Fujin?

Fujin: NO.

Raijin: I'll hug you.

Zell: No thanks.

Selphie: Well nothing here.

Quistis: Yeah.

Rinoa: Let's go home.

Seifer: I won't lead the way.

Raijin: Me neither.

Squall: I don't want to be the leader again.

Fujin: NOT ME.

Zell: No way.

Selphie: Irvine, you lead the way.

Irvine: Ok, but…..

Everyone: What?

Irvine: Never mind.

Everyone: What is it?

Irvine: I'll tell you but don't shout.

Everyone: Ok.

Irvine: Promise?

Seifer: This is getting boring.

Irvine: PROMISE?

Seifer: I think I'm gonna die.

Squall: YESSSSSSSSS.

Seifer: Did you say something?

Squall: No.

Irvine: PROMISEEEEEEEEE???????

Seifer: God……..someone say I promise.

Quistis: You say it.

Irvine: No all together.

Seifer: Ok, all together.

Irvine: If you say it I will. Promise?

Everyone: Yeah we promise.

Everyone: Come on. Say it.

Irvine: I can't remember the way back.

Squall: What???????????

Quistis: Yeah. That's the Irvine I know.

Selphie: I can't believe it.

Seifer: Yeah. This is it. This is what's gonna kill me.

Zell: I could kill you…………

Raijin: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Fujin: SHIT.

*

Two hours later in the Ragnarok.

Fujin: I WANNA SLEEP.

Selphie: I hate Irvine.

Irvine: I told you I don't have pimples. What more do you want?

Seifer: I'm still alive……..

Squall: I'm dead……

Seifer: Finally.

Squall: What?

Seifer: Nothing.

Quistis: Get in the Ragnarok. You're blocking the entrance.

Rinoa: WATER…….

Raijin: I have good news.

Fujin: WHAT?

Raijin: I have to go.

Selphie: YESSSSSSSSSSSS.

Seifer: Great………umm, how will you leave?

Raijin:………Ok, I'm staying.

Squall: Damn it.

Selphie: Anyway. Where do we go?