Link: Are we there yet?

Zelda & Tatl: SHUT UP!!!

Zelda: We're stopping at Lon-Lon Ranch first so I can get some chickens.

Link: What?! Why are you buying chickens?

Zelda: Link, everyone knows one can never have too many chickens.

Link: ZCrystal?

ZCrystal: Yes?

Link: You're just doing this as a cheap way to get Malon into the story, aren't you?!

ZCrystal: Um... ... Link and Zelda rode into Lon-Lon Ranch. Link had somehow inexplicably become mute once again.

Link: HMMM!

Zelda: *looks strangely at Link* Hi Malon! We need to buy some chickens!

Malon: Sure Zelda, you know what I always say!

Zelda: *stares blankly*

Malon: One can never have too many chickens!

Zelda: I told you Link!

Malon: Oh, hi Link. I didn't notice you were here too. *batts eyelashes*

Link: Hffflllo Mllnnn

Malon: *looks at Zelda* What Did You Do To Him?!!

Zelda: It's just a faze. You know how Link is, like that one time when he wouldn't stop wearing the Gerudo Mask?

Malon: Actually I hadn't heard about that one. But then there was that other time when-

Link: MFFF!

Malon: Oh Link, you look so cute when you do that!

Zelda: He looked cuter to me!

Malon: Do it again Link!

Zelda: Don't tell him what to do! Do it again Link!

Link *looks at ZCrystal* Arrgh?

ZCrystal: Fine. But don't question my lack of creative ideas to weave characters into the story again! Link is suddenly able to speak.

Zelda: Just bring out the chickens, we never asked you to talk.

Malon: Whatever you say, princess *cough* brat *cough*

ZCrystal: Malon brings out some cucuos, yes I know I spelled it wrong but I don't want to go play the game just to find out the spelling, they are missing alot of feathers, and are tattered looking. One is chasing it's tail and barking.

Malon: Our finest bred chickens your highness. (if you want too know why I said chickens, check the above)

Link: Just a quick question, are chickens supposed to bark?

Malon: *smiles at Link* That one is special, just like you Zelda!

Zelda: *fumes* I'll buy them, even though they are the sorriest bunch of chickens I've ever seen!

Malon: Show me the rupees!

Zelda: How much?

Malon: 100 rupees

Zelda: 100 rupees? For those?! Are you kidding?

Malon: What, is our princess a cheapskate?

Zelda: *looks at Link* Um...no! Fine, 100 rupees!

ZCrystal: Zelda leaves all of her chickens but one at Lon-Lon Ranch. She also buys a golden chicken leash for the one she takes with her from Malon.

Malon: Let me just get Dusk sattled, and I'll be ready to go!

Zelda: You are NOT coming!

Link: I don't mind

Malon: Fine, then it's settled!

Zelda: Arrrgh!

Tatl: Stay tuned for the next, action packed chapter, featuring a special guest! Her name starts with the letter R and she is obsessed with Link. Can you guess who? If not, then you are either extremely stupid, or haven't played Zelda! Check back soon!

Tatl: Hey, don't look so suprised I'm doing the ending! I only get payed for actually speaking in the chapters!