Link: Are we there yet?
Zelda & Tatl: SHUT UP!!!
Zelda: We're stopping at Lon-Lon Ranch first so I can get some chickens.
Link: What?! Why are you buying chickens?
Zelda: Link, everyone knows one can never have too many chickens.
Link: ZCrystal?
ZCrystal: Yes?
Link: You're just doing this as a cheap way to get Malon into the story, aren't you?!
ZCrystal: Um... ... Link and Zelda rode into Lon-Lon Ranch. Link had somehow inexplicably become mute once again.
Link: HMMM!
Zelda: *looks strangely at Link* Hi Malon! We need to buy some chickens!
Malon: Sure Zelda, you know what I always say!
Zelda: *stares blankly*
Malon: One can never have too many chickens!
Zelda: I told you Link!
Malon: Oh, hi Link. I didn't notice you were here too. *batts eyelashes*
Link: Hffflllo Mllnnn
Malon: *looks at Zelda* What Did You Do To Him?!!
Zelda: It's just a faze. You know how Link is, like that one time when he wouldn't stop wearing the Gerudo Mask?
Malon: Actually I hadn't heard about that one. But then there was that other time when-
Link: MFFF!
Malon: Oh Link, you look so cute when you do that!
Zelda: He looked cuter to me!
Malon: Do it again Link!
Zelda: Don't tell him what to do! Do it again Link!
Link *looks at ZCrystal* Arrgh?
ZCrystal: Fine. But don't question my lack of creative ideas to weave characters into the story again! Link is suddenly able to speak.
Zelda: Just bring out the chickens, we never asked you to talk.
Malon: Whatever you say, princess *cough* brat *cough*
ZCrystal: Malon brings out some cucuos, yes I know I spelled it wrong but I don't want to go play the game just to find out the spelling, they are missing alot of feathers, and are tattered looking. One is chasing it's tail and barking.
Malon: Our finest bred chickens your highness. (if you want too know why I said chickens, check the above)
Link: Just a quick question, are chickens supposed to bark?
Malon: *smiles at Link* That one is special, just like you Zelda!
Zelda: *fumes* I'll buy them, even though they are the sorriest bunch of chickens I've ever seen!
Malon: Show me the rupees!
Zelda: How much?
Malon: 100 rupees
Zelda: 100 rupees? For those?! Are you kidding?
Malon: What, is our princess a cheapskate?
Zelda: *looks at Link* Um...no! Fine, 100 rupees!
ZCrystal: Zelda leaves all of her chickens but one at Lon-Lon Ranch. She also buys a golden chicken leash for the one she takes with her from Malon.
Malon: Let me just get Dusk sattled, and I'll be ready to go!
Zelda: You are NOT coming!
Link: I don't mind
Malon: Fine, then it's settled!
Zelda: Arrrgh!
Tatl: Stay tuned for the next, action packed chapter, featuring a special guest! Her name starts with the letter R and she is obsessed with Link. Can you guess who? If not, then you are either extremely stupid, or haven't played Zelda! Check back soon!
Tatl: Hey, don't look so suprised I'm doing the ending! I only get payed for actually speaking in the chapters!
