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Part 3 (on the Ragnarok)
Squall: Go to F.H.
Seifer: F.H.? Why?
Squall: Where would the guy that stole the things go?
Seifer: Anywhere but F.H.
Squall: Exactly.
Seifer: Huh?
Squall: The guy would hide there because no one would think he was there.
Seifer: Um, ok.
Suddenly the Ragnarok lands on the ground.
Quistis: Selphie what happened?
Selphie: The Ragnarok hasn't got any petrol.
Irvine: Shit. Let's all look for something to put in the Ragnarok.
Later.
Irvine: I found petrol.
Everyone: YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS.
Irvine: Here Selphie.
Selphie: Great.
Irvine: You don't look happy.
Selphie: Is not that it's just..
Everyone: WHAT?
Selphie: I don't know if the Ragnarok takes petrol.
Everyone: WHAT???????????????
Quistis: If the Ragnarok won't take petrol what will it take?
Selphie: I don't know. Maybe it takes car fuel. It could even take Molboro tentacles.
Irvine: Great.
Raijin: So what are we gonna do, ya know.
Quistis: No, we don't know. So you stop your ya knowing.
Fujin: YEAH YOU BETTER.
Raijin: Why?
Rinoa: Because it's annoying.
Irvine: Yeah....well Selphie can't we just put in the petrol and see what happens?
Selphie: I don't know. It's too risky.
Irvine: Ok. Well if you change your mind tell me.
Selphie: I was gonna.
Rinoa: So what are we gonna do?
Quistis: You can do what you like. I'm gonna go to sleep.
Fujin: ME TOO.
Raijin: Great, we are stuck in the middle of the desert and you are going to sleep.
Rinoa: Well what else can we do?
Raijin: Ummm..go to sleep..
Selphie: Well good night.
So they tried to go to sleep. In the afternoon they where still trying to go to sleep. They where thinking of so many things.....
Irvine: (No girls. What am I gonna do with no girls? No computer. No computer = no chat = no girls. I'm gonna die.)
Rinoa: (Water. I want water. If I tell Squall he'll say whatever.
If I tell Irvine he'll think I want to spend some alone time with him. I'm gonna die.)
Squall: (Whatever, whatever, whatever. Too many Whatevers. I'm gonna die, whatever.)
Raijin: (Why am I not thinking of anything? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why can I never get a girl friend? Great, out of all the things to think of I found that? Man, I'm gonna die, ya know.)
Fujin: (RAGE, LOVE, HATE, SEIFER, WHATEVER, SHIT. WOW I HAVE LEARNT A LOT OF KNEW WORDS TODAY. WAIT!!!!! I DIDN'T LEARN THE WORD RAGE TODAY. I'M GONNA DIE.)
Zell: (Hotdogs, I need hotdogs. I am gonna die without hotdogs. Hotdogs, hotdogs, hotdogs...I need hotdogs. I'm gonna die.)
Quistis: (I will not be back in time to write the next test. Oh, no. I will have to go to the third floor and talk to master Cid. Shit, I hate talking to headmaster Cid. Why do I hate talking to him so much? God, I am thinking to much. I am gonna die.)
Selphie: (Was Irvine saying what I think he was saying? If he has pimples I am gonna kill him. I hope the people at Balamb don't know. They would laugh and tease me because I am the only girl that has a boyfriend with pimples. Man, If that happens I am gonna die.)
Everyone: (I am gonna die. I'm so tierd.)
They all fell asleep.
After a long time.
Selphie: Huh? Where am I? Oh, no! Stupid Ragnarok.
Selphie gets up.
Selphie: Man, it's really late.
Selphie looks at the sky.
Selphie: Black, black, black. Come on guys WAKE UP.
Irvine snores.
Selphie: You will pay for this.
Selphie goes to Irvine.
Selphie: SHIT. He really does have PIMPLES.
Rinoa: Huh? What? Who? Why?
Selphie: What am I gonna do?
Quistis: About what?
Selphie: Have the guys woken up?
Rinoa: You really think they would?
Quistis: I am so bored.
Selphie: Hmmm. Until the guys wake up we have to do something. But what?
Rinoa: I got it! We can whisper...whisper..
Selphie: And when they whisper..we can whisper..
Quistis: Great! We'll make Fujin pretend she doesn't know.
After half an hour.
Squall: Morning.
Seifer: Hehehe.
Raijin: Look at all of you! Bwahahahaaaaaaaa.
Fujin: WHAT?
Raijin: Oh, Fujin is ok.
Zell: Shit! Raijin what have you done to your self?
Squall: Look at Seifer.
Seifer: Me? Look at Squall.
Squall and Seifer: Me? You! What?
Irvine: Hehe.
Seifer: Look at what has happened to cowboy-shit.
Irvine: Call me cowboy-crap if you have to, just NOT cowboy-shit.
Zell: Hey! What is that mirror?
Squall: I am gonna look at myself.
Seifer: Narcissist!
Zell: Me too.
Raijin: I'll come.
Irvine: Wait for me.
Seifer: Well if everyone is going...
All the boys: Shit! Look at you! Oh my god! Look at ME!
Irvine: I've been drawn on. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Zell: My face.
Seifer: Idiots we've all been drawn on!
Squall: Man...whatever.
Raijin: My beautiful face.
Seifer: Your what face?
Squall: Your beautiful what?
Irvine: You're like shit, man.
Zell: Where are the girls?
Seifer: I bet they did this.
Squall and Seifer take out their gunblades, Irvine takes out his gun and Raijin takes out his staff.
All the boys: ATTACKKKKKKKKKKKK.
*
Rinoa: Do you think they will find us here?
Quistis: No.
Fujin: FUN.
Selphie: Yeah, it was fun.
Rinoa: Hehe. Ummmmm....Quistis where are we?
Quistis: We have put some ropes on the ceiling of the Ragnarok.
Selphie: We have made the ropes like a swing and we are on the top of the Ragnarok swinging.
Squall: GET DOWN HERE.
Seifer: NOW.
Zell: MOVE.
Irvine: YOU WILL PAY.
Rinoa: Who said that they wouldn't find us here?
Fujin: NOT ME.
Selphie: Me neither.
Quistis: Ummmmm.. It wasn't me.
Rinoa: They look mad.
Quistis: They can't get up here anyway.
Fujin: YEAH.
Selphie: Stop worrying.
Irvine: GET DOWN HERE!!!!!!!!!
Rinoa: What do you mean stop worrying? Irvine has a gun.
Selphie: Do you think he has the brains to use it?
Rinoa: No.
Quistis: Maybe we should tease them.
Rinoa: Yeah.
Fujin: OK.
Selphie: Great!!!!!
Irvine: COME DOWN.
Rinoa: WHY SHOULD WE?
Irvine: SO THAT WE CAN KILL YOU.
Seifer hits Irvine on the head.
Seifer: You don't tell them, IDIOT.
Squall: Say something that will make them get down here.
Zell: COME DOWN AND WE WILL KISS YOU GOODNIGHT.
Rinoa: NO THANKS. WE JUST SLEPT.
Zell: YOU WILL PAY.
Seifer: That's right. They'll pay.
Zell: Sorry for asking, but there is something I haven't understood yet.
Squall: What is it?
Zell: Why are we mad at them?
Raijin: Oh my god!!!!!!
Seifer: Don't you get it chicken-wuss?
Squall: They drew on us.
Zell: Oh, is that it? I just thought you wanted to do something.
Irvine: Mama.
Squall: What?
Seifer: I think I hit him a little too hard. Cowboy-crap if you don't shut up I will wack you again.
Irvine: But mama I didn't ask for a red balloon I want a blue balloon...
Seifer: I am not giving you a balloon.
Irvine: I also want a rubber ducky.
Seifer: I am gonna get mad.
Irvine: Look mama it's Sylvester and Tweety.
WACK.
Squall: You killed him.
Seifer: That is great news.
Selphie: WHAT HAPPENED TO IRVINE?
Seifer: HE'S KO.
Rinoa: Great! He won't shoot us.
Quistis: ARE YOU STILL MAD AT US?
Seifer: I'M NOT. I LET OUT ALL MY ANGER ON IRVINE.
Squall: I'M OK.
Zell: ME TOO.
Raijin: ME TOO.
Seifer: AND I DON'T THINK IRVINE IS THAT MAD.
Irvine: Hehe...hic too much to drink.
Squall: Huh? Whatever.
Selphie: GREAT! THEN YOU BETTER GET THAT PAINT OFF YOUR FACES.
Fujin: YEAH.
Rinoa: WE'LL COME DOWN.
The boys went to wash they're faces dragging Irvine and the girls got down from the ropes and waited for the boys.
Selphie: I am gonna put the petrol in the Ragnarok.
Rinoa: Ok, just wait for the boys.
Quistis: My butt.
Rinoa: Yeah, that rope did hurt.
Irvine: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Selphie: I wonder what they're doing.
Irvine runs in the room. Half his face is drawn on and the other half has been washed off.
Irvine: HHHHHHEEEEEEEELLLPPPPPPPPP.
Seifer runs in the room holding soap. Squall, Zell and Raijin run behind Seifer.
Squall: Let me see. Let me see.
Zell: I wanna see too.
Raijin: Me too.
Seifer: You had to wake up now? Come here and let me get that paint off your face.
Irvine: Seifer is hitting on me. SAVE ME, SAVE ME.
Seifer: What? No I'm not!
All the boys run around the room. Irvine in the lead, Seifer telling him to shut up and Squall, Zell and Raijin close behind.
Rinoa: Girls get your feet out of the way and watch the show.
Irvine: SELPHIEEEEEEEEEE. SAVE ME, SAVE ME. HELP, HELP....PLLLLLLLEEAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEE.
Selphie: Hehe.
Seifer: STOP WILL YA.
Irvine: I KNEW YOU WHERE GAY, SEIFER.
Seifer: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Squall: HAHAHA.
Raijin: bwahaha.
Seifer: COME ON MY MEN. ATTACK.
Squall: WHO ARE YOUR MEN?
Seifer: YOU GUYS.
Irvine: SEE I KNEW YOU WERE GAY!!
Fujin: FUNNY.
Seifer: WELL STOP HIM FROM RUNNING.
Zell: OK.
All of them jump onto Irvine and stop him from running.
Irvine: AAAAAAAAA. BOY SHOWER. I WANT A GIRL SHOWER.
Seifer: Good. Now shut up.
Seifer washes Irvine and they let him go.
Irvine: Was that it?
Seifer: Yeah. You twit.
Selphie: Guys, listen I am gonna put petrol in the Ragnarok.
Everyone: Great.
Selphie: Where is the petrol?
Irvine: I have it.
Seifer: You were running with petrol on you?
Irvine: Yeah.
Irvine gives Selphie the petrol.
Selphie: I put it in.
Quistis: And what happened?
Selphie: I dunno if we can go to F.H. but we can try.
Squall: Ok. Let's try.
Selphie starts the Ragnarok.
After a little while.
Selphie: SQUALL! GET OVER HERE.
Rinoa: The guys are asleep again.
Quistis: What is it?
Selphie: That island was never there. Was it?
Quistis: No it wasn't.
Rinoa: I wonder where it popped out of..
Fujin: GUYS AWAKE.
Selphie: Thanks for telling us Fujin. Quistis could you bring them here?
Quistis: Sure.
Rinoa: I wonder what the hell that island is...
*
Quistis: GUYS.
Zell: Chill out babe.
Quistis: Huh?
Irvine: What is it?
Quistis: We just saw an island that has never been there.
Seifer: Are you sure you where wearing your glasses?
Quistis: Seifer!
Squall: Calm down. We're coming.
*
Squall: What the hell is it?
Selphie: Don't know.
Rinoa: We do know one thing.
Raijin: You do?
Fujin: YEAH.
Seifer: And you told the white haired freak before you told us?
Rinoa: Yup.
Irvine: Well what is it?
Selphie: We have to land on that island if we don't wanna crash.
Raijin: Then you can land on it.
They land on the island.
Selphie: Get off the Ragnarok.
Part 3 (on the Ragnarok)
Squall: Go to F.H.
Seifer: F.H.? Why?
Squall: Where would the guy that stole the things go?
Seifer: Anywhere but F.H.
Squall: Exactly.
Seifer: Huh?
Squall: The guy would hide there because no one would think he was there.
Seifer: Um, ok.
Suddenly the Ragnarok lands on the ground.
Quistis: Selphie what happened?
Selphie: The Ragnarok hasn't got any petrol.
Irvine: Shit. Let's all look for something to put in the Ragnarok.
Later.
Irvine: I found petrol.
Everyone: YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS.
Irvine: Here Selphie.
Selphie: Great.
Irvine: You don't look happy.
Selphie: Is not that it's just..
Everyone: WHAT?
Selphie: I don't know if the Ragnarok takes petrol.
Everyone: WHAT???????????????
Quistis: If the Ragnarok won't take petrol what will it take?
Selphie: I don't know. Maybe it takes car fuel. It could even take Molboro tentacles.
Irvine: Great.
Raijin: So what are we gonna do, ya know.
Quistis: No, we don't know. So you stop your ya knowing.
Fujin: YEAH YOU BETTER.
Raijin: Why?
Rinoa: Because it's annoying.
Irvine: Yeah....well Selphie can't we just put in the petrol and see what happens?
Selphie: I don't know. It's too risky.
Irvine: Ok. Well if you change your mind tell me.
Selphie: I was gonna.
Rinoa: So what are we gonna do?
Quistis: You can do what you like. I'm gonna go to sleep.
Fujin: ME TOO.
Raijin: Great, we are stuck in the middle of the desert and you are going to sleep.
Rinoa: Well what else can we do?
Raijin: Ummm..go to sleep..
Selphie: Well good night.
So they tried to go to sleep. In the afternoon they where still trying to go to sleep. They where thinking of so many things.....
Irvine: (No girls. What am I gonna do with no girls? No computer. No computer = no chat = no girls. I'm gonna die.)
Rinoa: (Water. I want water. If I tell Squall he'll say whatever.
If I tell Irvine he'll think I want to spend some alone time with him. I'm gonna die.)
Squall: (Whatever, whatever, whatever. Too many Whatevers. I'm gonna die, whatever.)
Raijin: (Why am I not thinking of anything? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why can I never get a girl friend? Great, out of all the things to think of I found that? Man, I'm gonna die, ya know.)
Fujin: (RAGE, LOVE, HATE, SEIFER, WHATEVER, SHIT. WOW I HAVE LEARNT A LOT OF KNEW WORDS TODAY. WAIT!!!!! I DIDN'T LEARN THE WORD RAGE TODAY. I'M GONNA DIE.)
Zell: (Hotdogs, I need hotdogs. I am gonna die without hotdogs. Hotdogs, hotdogs, hotdogs...I need hotdogs. I'm gonna die.)
Quistis: (I will not be back in time to write the next test. Oh, no. I will have to go to the third floor and talk to master Cid. Shit, I hate talking to headmaster Cid. Why do I hate talking to him so much? God, I am thinking to much. I am gonna die.)
Selphie: (Was Irvine saying what I think he was saying? If he has pimples I am gonna kill him. I hope the people at Balamb don't know. They would laugh and tease me because I am the only girl that has a boyfriend with pimples. Man, If that happens I am gonna die.)
Everyone: (I am gonna die. I'm so tierd.)
They all fell asleep.
After a long time.
Selphie: Huh? Where am I? Oh, no! Stupid Ragnarok.
Selphie gets up.
Selphie: Man, it's really late.
Selphie looks at the sky.
Selphie: Black, black, black. Come on guys WAKE UP.
Irvine snores.
Selphie: You will pay for this.
Selphie goes to Irvine.
Selphie: SHIT. He really does have PIMPLES.
Rinoa: Huh? What? Who? Why?
Selphie: What am I gonna do?
Quistis: About what?
Selphie: Have the guys woken up?
Rinoa: You really think they would?
Quistis: I am so bored.
Selphie: Hmmm. Until the guys wake up we have to do something. But what?
Rinoa: I got it! We can whisper...whisper..
Selphie: And when they whisper..we can whisper..
Quistis: Great! We'll make Fujin pretend she doesn't know.
After half an hour.
Squall: Morning.
Seifer: Hehehe.
Raijin: Look at all of you! Bwahahahaaaaaaaa.
Fujin: WHAT?
Raijin: Oh, Fujin is ok.
Zell: Shit! Raijin what have you done to your self?
Squall: Look at Seifer.
Seifer: Me? Look at Squall.
Squall and Seifer: Me? You! What?
Irvine: Hehe.
Seifer: Look at what has happened to cowboy-shit.
Irvine: Call me cowboy-crap if you have to, just NOT cowboy-shit.
Zell: Hey! What is that mirror?
Squall: I am gonna look at myself.
Seifer: Narcissist!
Zell: Me too.
Raijin: I'll come.
Irvine: Wait for me.
Seifer: Well if everyone is going...
All the boys: Shit! Look at you! Oh my god! Look at ME!
Irvine: I've been drawn on. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Zell: My face.
Seifer: Idiots we've all been drawn on!
Squall: Man...whatever.
Raijin: My beautiful face.
Seifer: Your what face?
Squall: Your beautiful what?
Irvine: You're like shit, man.
Zell: Where are the girls?
Seifer: I bet they did this.
Squall and Seifer take out their gunblades, Irvine takes out his gun and Raijin takes out his staff.
All the boys: ATTACKKKKKKKKKKKK.
*
Rinoa: Do you think they will find us here?
Quistis: No.
Fujin: FUN.
Selphie: Yeah, it was fun.
Rinoa: Hehe. Ummmmm....Quistis where are we?
Quistis: We have put some ropes on the ceiling of the Ragnarok.
Selphie: We have made the ropes like a swing and we are on the top of the Ragnarok swinging.
Squall: GET DOWN HERE.
Seifer: NOW.
Zell: MOVE.
Irvine: YOU WILL PAY.
Rinoa: Who said that they wouldn't find us here?
Fujin: NOT ME.
Selphie: Me neither.
Quistis: Ummmmm.. It wasn't me.
Rinoa: They look mad.
Quistis: They can't get up here anyway.
Fujin: YEAH.
Selphie: Stop worrying.
Irvine: GET DOWN HERE!!!!!!!!!
Rinoa: What do you mean stop worrying? Irvine has a gun.
Selphie: Do you think he has the brains to use it?
Rinoa: No.
Quistis: Maybe we should tease them.
Rinoa: Yeah.
Fujin: OK.
Selphie: Great!!!!!
Irvine: COME DOWN.
Rinoa: WHY SHOULD WE?
Irvine: SO THAT WE CAN KILL YOU.
Seifer hits Irvine on the head.
Seifer: You don't tell them, IDIOT.
Squall: Say something that will make them get down here.
Zell: COME DOWN AND WE WILL KISS YOU GOODNIGHT.
Rinoa: NO THANKS. WE JUST SLEPT.
Zell: YOU WILL PAY.
Seifer: That's right. They'll pay.
Zell: Sorry for asking, but there is something I haven't understood yet.
Squall: What is it?
Zell: Why are we mad at them?
Raijin: Oh my god!!!!!!
Seifer: Don't you get it chicken-wuss?
Squall: They drew on us.
Zell: Oh, is that it? I just thought you wanted to do something.
Irvine: Mama.
Squall: What?
Seifer: I think I hit him a little too hard. Cowboy-crap if you don't shut up I will wack you again.
Irvine: But mama I didn't ask for a red balloon I want a blue balloon...
Seifer: I am not giving you a balloon.
Irvine: I also want a rubber ducky.
Seifer: I am gonna get mad.
Irvine: Look mama it's Sylvester and Tweety.
WACK.
Squall: You killed him.
Seifer: That is great news.
Selphie: WHAT HAPPENED TO IRVINE?
Seifer: HE'S KO.
Rinoa: Great! He won't shoot us.
Quistis: ARE YOU STILL MAD AT US?
Seifer: I'M NOT. I LET OUT ALL MY ANGER ON IRVINE.
Squall: I'M OK.
Zell: ME TOO.
Raijin: ME TOO.
Seifer: AND I DON'T THINK IRVINE IS THAT MAD.
Irvine: Hehe...hic too much to drink.
Squall: Huh? Whatever.
Selphie: GREAT! THEN YOU BETTER GET THAT PAINT OFF YOUR FACES.
Fujin: YEAH.
Rinoa: WE'LL COME DOWN.
The boys went to wash they're faces dragging Irvine and the girls got down from the ropes and waited for the boys.
Selphie: I am gonna put the petrol in the Ragnarok.
Rinoa: Ok, just wait for the boys.
Quistis: My butt.
Rinoa: Yeah, that rope did hurt.
Irvine: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Selphie: I wonder what they're doing.
Irvine runs in the room. Half his face is drawn on and the other half has been washed off.
Irvine: HHHHHHEEEEEEEELLLPPPPPPPPP.
Seifer runs in the room holding soap. Squall, Zell and Raijin run behind Seifer.
Squall: Let me see. Let me see.
Zell: I wanna see too.
Raijin: Me too.
Seifer: You had to wake up now? Come here and let me get that paint off your face.
Irvine: Seifer is hitting on me. SAVE ME, SAVE ME.
Seifer: What? No I'm not!
All the boys run around the room. Irvine in the lead, Seifer telling him to shut up and Squall, Zell and Raijin close behind.
Rinoa: Girls get your feet out of the way and watch the show.
Irvine: SELPHIEEEEEEEEEE. SAVE ME, SAVE ME. HELP, HELP....PLLLLLLLEEAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEE.
Selphie: Hehe.
Seifer: STOP WILL YA.
Irvine: I KNEW YOU WHERE GAY, SEIFER.
Seifer: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Squall: HAHAHA.
Raijin: bwahaha.
Seifer: COME ON MY MEN. ATTACK.
Squall: WHO ARE YOUR MEN?
Seifer: YOU GUYS.
Irvine: SEE I KNEW YOU WERE GAY!!
Fujin: FUNNY.
Seifer: WELL STOP HIM FROM RUNNING.
Zell: OK.
All of them jump onto Irvine and stop him from running.
Irvine: AAAAAAAAA. BOY SHOWER. I WANT A GIRL SHOWER.
Seifer: Good. Now shut up.
Seifer washes Irvine and they let him go.
Irvine: Was that it?
Seifer: Yeah. You twit.
Selphie: Guys, listen I am gonna put petrol in the Ragnarok.
Everyone: Great.
Selphie: Where is the petrol?
Irvine: I have it.
Seifer: You were running with petrol on you?
Irvine: Yeah.
Irvine gives Selphie the petrol.
Selphie: I put it in.
Quistis: And what happened?
Selphie: I dunno if we can go to F.H. but we can try.
Squall: Ok. Let's try.
Selphie starts the Ragnarok.
After a little while.
Selphie: SQUALL! GET OVER HERE.
Rinoa: The guys are asleep again.
Quistis: What is it?
Selphie: That island was never there. Was it?
Quistis: No it wasn't.
Rinoa: I wonder where it popped out of..
Fujin: GUYS AWAKE.
Selphie: Thanks for telling us Fujin. Quistis could you bring them here?
Quistis: Sure.
Rinoa: I wonder what the hell that island is...
*
Quistis: GUYS.
Zell: Chill out babe.
Quistis: Huh?
Irvine: What is it?
Quistis: We just saw an island that has never been there.
Seifer: Are you sure you where wearing your glasses?
Quistis: Seifer!
Squall: Calm down. We're coming.
*
Squall: What the hell is it?
Selphie: Don't know.
Rinoa: We do know one thing.
Raijin: You do?
Fujin: YEAH.
Seifer: And you told the white haired freak before you told us?
Rinoa: Yup.
Irvine: Well what is it?
Selphie: We have to land on that island if we don't wanna crash.
Raijin: Then you can land on it.
They land on the island.
Selphie: Get off the Ragnarok.
