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Part 3 (on the Ragnarok)

Squall: Go to F.H.

Seifer: F.H.? Why?

Squall: Where would the guy that stole the things go?

Seifer: Anywhere but F.H.

Squall: Exactly.

Seifer: Huh?

Squall: The guy would hide there because no one would think he was there.

Seifer: Um, ok.

Suddenly the Ragnarok lands on the ground.

Quistis: Selphie what happened?

Selphie: The Ragnarok hasn't got any petrol.

Irvine: Shit. Let's all look for something to put in the Ragnarok.

Later.

Irvine: I found petrol.

Everyone: YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS.

Irvine: Here Selphie.

Selphie: Great.

Irvine: You don't look happy.

Selphie: Is not that it's just..

Everyone: WHAT?

Selphie: I don't know if the Ragnarok takes petrol.

Everyone: WHAT???????????????

Quistis: If the Ragnarok won't take petrol what will it take?

Selphie: I don't know. Maybe it takes car fuel. It could even take Molboro tentacles.

Irvine: Great.

Raijin: So what are we gonna do, ya know.

Quistis: No, we don't know. So you stop your ya knowing.

Fujin: YEAH YOU BETTER.

Raijin: Why?

Rinoa: Because it's annoying.

Irvine: Yeah....well Selphie can't we just put in the petrol and see what happens?

Selphie: I don't know. It's too risky.

Irvine: Ok. Well if you change your mind tell me.

Selphie: I was gonna.

Rinoa: So what are we gonna do?

Quistis: You can do what you like. I'm gonna go to sleep.

Fujin: ME TOO.

Raijin: Great, we are stuck in the middle of the desert and you are going to sleep.

Rinoa: Well what else can we do?

Raijin: Ummm..go to sleep..

Selphie: Well good night.

So they tried to go to sleep. In the afternoon they where still trying to go to sleep. They where thinking of so many things.....

Irvine: (No girls. What am I gonna do with no girls? No computer. No computer = no chat = no girls. I'm gonna die.)

Rinoa: (Water. I want water. If I tell Squall he'll say whatever.

If I tell Irvine he'll think I want to spend some alone time with him. I'm gonna die.)

Squall: (Whatever, whatever, whatever. Too many Whatevers. I'm gonna die, whatever.)

Raijin: (Why am I not thinking of anything? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why can I never get a girl friend? Great, out of all the things to think of I found that? Man, I'm gonna die, ya know.)

Fujin: (RAGE, LOVE, HATE, SEIFER, WHATEVER, SHIT. WOW I HAVE LEARNT A LOT OF KNEW WORDS TODAY. WAIT!!!!! I DIDN'T LEARN THE WORD RAGE TODAY. I'M GONNA DIE.)

Zell: (Hotdogs, I need hotdogs. I am gonna die without hotdogs. Hotdogs, hotdogs, hotdogs...I need hotdogs. I'm gonna die.)

Quistis: (I will not be back in time to write the next test. Oh, no. I will have to go to the third floor and talk to master Cid. Shit, I hate talking to headmaster Cid. Why do I hate talking to him so much? God, I am thinking to much. I am gonna die.)

Selphie: (Was Irvine saying what I think he was saying? If he has pimples I am gonna kill him. I hope the people at Balamb don't know. They would laugh and tease me because I am the only girl that has a boyfriend with pimples. Man, If that happens I am gonna die.)



Everyone: (I am gonna die. I'm so tierd.)

They all fell asleep.

After a long time.

Selphie: Huh? Where am I? Oh, no! Stupid Ragnarok.

Selphie gets up.

Selphie: Man, it's really late.

Selphie looks at the sky.

Selphie: Black, black, black. Come on guys WAKE UP.

Irvine snores.

Selphie: You will pay for this.

Selphie goes to Irvine.

Selphie: SHIT. He really does have PIMPLES.

Rinoa: Huh? What? Who? Why?

Selphie: What am I gonna do?

Quistis: About what?

Selphie: Have the guys woken up?

Rinoa: You really think they would?

Quistis: I am so bored.

Selphie: Hmmm. Until the guys wake up we have to do something. But what?

Rinoa: I got it! We can whisper...whisper..

Selphie: And when they whisper..we can whisper..

Quistis: Great! We'll make Fujin pretend she doesn't know.

After half an hour.

Squall: Morning.

Seifer: Hehehe.

Raijin: Look at all of you! Bwahahahaaaaaaaa.

Fujin: WHAT?

Raijin: Oh, Fujin is ok.

Zell: Shit! Raijin what have you done to your self?

Squall: Look at Seifer.

Seifer: Me? Look at Squall.

Squall and Seifer: Me? You! What?

Irvine: Hehe.

Seifer: Look at what has happened to cowboy-shit.

Irvine: Call me cowboy-crap if you have to, just NOT cowboy-shit.

Zell: Hey! What is that mirror?

Squall: I am gonna look at myself.

Seifer: Narcissist!

Zell: Me too.

Raijin: I'll come.

Irvine: Wait for me.

Seifer: Well if everyone is going...

All the boys: Shit! Look at you! Oh my god! Look at ME!

Irvine: I've been drawn on. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Zell: My face.

Seifer: Idiots we've all been drawn on!

Squall: Man...whatever.

Raijin: My beautiful face.

Seifer: Your what face?

Squall: Your beautiful what?

Irvine: You're like shit, man.

Zell: Where are the girls?

Seifer: I bet they did this.

Squall and Seifer take out their gunblades, Irvine takes out his gun and Raijin takes out his staff.

All the boys: ATTACKKKKKKKKKKKK.

*

Rinoa: Do you think they will find us here?

Quistis: No.

Fujin: FUN.

Selphie: Yeah, it was fun.

Rinoa: Hehe. Ummmmm....Quistis where are we?

Quistis: We have put some ropes on the ceiling of the Ragnarok.

Selphie: We have made the ropes like a swing and we are on the top of the Ragnarok swinging.

Squall: GET DOWN HERE.

Seifer: NOW.

Zell: MOVE.

Irvine: YOU WILL PAY.

Rinoa: Who said that they wouldn't find us here?

Fujin: NOT ME.

Selphie: Me neither.

Quistis: Ummmmm.. It wasn't me.

Rinoa: They look mad.

Quistis: They can't get up here anyway.

Fujin: YEAH.

Selphie: Stop worrying.

Irvine: GET DOWN HERE!!!!!!!!!

Rinoa: What do you mean stop worrying? Irvine has a gun.

Selphie: Do you think he has the brains to use it?

Rinoa: No.

Quistis: Maybe we should tease them.

Rinoa: Yeah.

Fujin: OK.

Selphie: Great!!!!!

Irvine: COME DOWN.

Rinoa: WHY SHOULD WE?

Irvine: SO THAT WE CAN KILL YOU.

Seifer hits Irvine on the head.

Seifer: You don't tell them, IDIOT.

Squall: Say something that will make them get down here.

Zell: COME DOWN AND WE WILL KISS YOU GOODNIGHT.

Rinoa: NO THANKS. WE JUST SLEPT.

Zell: YOU WILL PAY.

Seifer: That's right. They'll pay.

Zell: Sorry for asking, but there is something I haven't understood yet.

Squall: What is it?

Zell: Why are we mad at them?

Raijin: Oh my god!!!!!!

Seifer: Don't you get it chicken-wuss?

Squall: They drew on us.

Zell: Oh, is that it? I just thought you wanted to do something.

Irvine: Mama.

Squall: What?

Seifer: I think I hit him a little too hard. Cowboy-crap if you don't shut up I will wack you again.

Irvine: But mama I didn't ask for a red balloon I want a blue balloon...

Seifer: I am not giving you a balloon.

Irvine: I also want a rubber ducky.

Seifer: I am gonna get mad.

Irvine: Look mama it's Sylvester and Tweety.

WACK.

Squall: You killed him.

Seifer: That is great news.

Selphie: WHAT HAPPENED TO IRVINE?

Seifer: HE'S KO.

Rinoa: Great! He won't shoot us.

Quistis: ARE YOU STILL MAD AT US?

Seifer: I'M NOT. I LET OUT ALL MY ANGER ON IRVINE.

Squall: I'M OK.

Zell: ME TOO.

Raijin: ME TOO.

Seifer: AND I DON'T THINK IRVINE IS THAT MAD.

Irvine: Hehe...hic too much to drink.

Squall: Huh? Whatever.

Selphie: GREAT! THEN YOU BETTER GET THAT PAINT OFF YOUR FACES.

Fujin: YEAH.

Rinoa: WE'LL COME DOWN.

The boys went to wash they're faces dragging Irvine and the girls got down from the ropes and waited for the boys.

Selphie: I am gonna put the petrol in the Ragnarok.

Rinoa: Ok, just wait for the boys.

Quistis: My butt.

Rinoa: Yeah, that rope did hurt.

Irvine: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Selphie: I wonder what they're doing.

Irvine runs in the room. Half his face is drawn on and the other half has been washed off.

Irvine: HHHHHHEEEEEEEELLLPPPPPPPPP.

Seifer runs in the room holding soap. Squall, Zell and Raijin run behind Seifer.

Squall: Let me see. Let me see.

Zell: I wanna see too.

Raijin: Me too.

Seifer: You had to wake up now? Come here and let me get that paint off your face.

Irvine: Seifer is hitting on me. SAVE ME, SAVE ME.

Seifer: What? No I'm not!

All the boys run around the room. Irvine in the lead, Seifer telling him to shut up and Squall, Zell and Raijin close behind.

Rinoa: Girls get your feet out of the way and watch the show.

Irvine: SELPHIEEEEEEEEEE. SAVE ME, SAVE ME. HELP, HELP....PLLLLLLLEEAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEE.

Selphie: Hehe.

Seifer: STOP WILL YA.

Irvine: I KNEW YOU WHERE GAY, SEIFER.

Seifer: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Squall: HAHAHA.

Raijin: bwahaha.

Seifer: COME ON MY MEN. ATTACK.

Squall: WHO ARE YOUR MEN?

Seifer: YOU GUYS.

Irvine: SEE I KNEW YOU WERE GAY!!

Fujin: FUNNY.

Seifer: WELL STOP HIM FROM RUNNING.

Zell: OK.

All of them jump onto Irvine and stop him from running.

Irvine: AAAAAAAAA. BOY SHOWER. I WANT A GIRL SHOWER.

Seifer: Good. Now shut up.

Seifer washes Irvine and they let him go.

Irvine: Was that it?

Seifer: Yeah. You twit.

Selphie: Guys, listen I am gonna put petrol in the Ragnarok.

Everyone: Great.

Selphie: Where is the petrol?

Irvine: I have it.

Seifer: You were running with petrol on you?

Irvine: Yeah.

Irvine gives Selphie the petrol.

Selphie: I put it in.

Quistis: And what happened?

Selphie: I dunno if we can go to F.H. but we can try.

Squall: Ok. Let's try.

Selphie starts the Ragnarok.

After a little while.

Selphie: SQUALL! GET OVER HERE.

Rinoa: The guys are asleep again.

Quistis: What is it?

Selphie: That island was never there. Was it?

Quistis: No it wasn't.

Rinoa: I wonder where it popped out of..

Fujin: GUYS AWAKE.

Selphie: Thanks for telling us Fujin. Quistis could you bring them here?

Quistis: Sure.

Rinoa: I wonder what the hell that island is...

*

Quistis: GUYS.

Zell: Chill out babe.

Quistis: Huh?

Irvine: What is it?

Quistis: We just saw an island that has never been there.

Seifer: Are you sure you where wearing your glasses?

Quistis: Seifer!

Squall: Calm down. We're coming.

*

Squall: What the hell is it?

Selphie: Don't know.

Rinoa: We do know one thing.

Raijin: You do?

Fujin: YEAH.

Seifer: And you told the white haired freak before you told us?

Rinoa: Yup.

Irvine: Well what is it?

Selphie: We have to land on that island if we don't wanna crash.

Raijin: Then you can land on it.

They land on the island.

Selphie: Get off the Ragnarok.