Part 4(The island)

Disclamer: None of the characters are mine etc and part of this is from Agatha Cristie's book "And then there were none".

They get off the Ragnarok.

Zell: I have closed eyes. What do you see?

Selphie: I see a deserted island…….

Seifer: …..A white house…..

Raijin: ……..with big windows…..

Fujin: ….HOUSE BEAUTIFUL…….

Squall: ….With a lot of trees around it…..

Rinoa: …..Wow….

Quistis: Zell you can look.

Zell: Ok.

Zell uncovers his eyes.

Zell: Wooooowwwwwwww.

Irvine: HEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPP.

Seifer: Not again.

Everyone turns around and looks at Irvine.

Irvine: Oh my god, don't you get what this is?

Squall: No.

Irvine: This reminds me of Agatha Christie.

Rinoa: Why?

Irvine: Didn't you read the book 'And then there were none'?

Selphie: No.

Raijin: What happens in it?

Irvine: Ten people go to an island and they all die. There is also a poem and it says: Ten little nigger boys out to dine

One choked and then there were nine.

Nine little nigger boys sat up very late

One overslept himself and then there were Eight.

Eight little nigger boys travelling in Devon

One said he'd stay there and then there were Seven.

Seven little nigger boys chopping up sticks

One chopped himself in half and then there were Six.

Six little nigger boys playing with a hive

A bumble bee stung one and then there were Five.

Five little niger boys going in for law

One got into Chancery and then there were Four.

Four little nigger boys going out to sea

A red herring swallowed one and then there were Three.

Three little nigger boys walking in the Zoo

A big bear hugged one and then there were Two.

Two little nigger boys sitting in the sun

One got frizzled up and then there was One.

One little niggar boy left all alone

He went and hanged himself and then there were None.

Selphie: Creepy.

Fujin: LONG.

Raijin: Was he really hugged by a bear?

Squall: Why did he hang himself?

Zell: How did he get frizzled up?

Seifer: That was lovely.

Quistis: Disgusting.

Rinoa: So what?

Irvine: Don't you get it? We're gonna die.

Quistis: Did you say ten little nigger boys?

Irvine: Yeah.

Quistis: We are nine.

Irvine: We're gonna meet someone and he will be the killer.

Seifer: Then we'll kill him.

Irvine: What if I am wrong?

Rinoa: See when it comes to us killing someone he chickens out.

Irvine: Why did we have to stop here? Selphie please could we go?

Selphie: Irvine, we have to look at this place.

They went into the house.

Squall: We should split up.

Irvine: What? No way! I am not leaving you guys.

Seifer: Irvine shut up. We don't need you.

Quistis: Squall how should we split up?

Squall: Let's see….hmmmmmm……..Raijin you will go with Fujin.

Raijin: Don't want to.

Fujin: SH*T.

Squall: You agree? Yes? Great!….Selphie you're with Irvine.

Selphie: Why do I always get Irvine?

Quistis: Because no one else wants him.

Selphie: Who told you I wanted him?

Squall: Zell you will go with….

Zell: Quistis?

Squall: No you will go with Selphie and Irvine.

Zell: Why?

Selphie: So that Irvine will search and not think of girls.

Squall: Seifer you're with Quistis. Rinoa you're with me.

Rinoa: Ok.

Seifer: I get Quistis?

Quistis: I get Seifer?

Everyone: YEAH.

Quistis and Seifer: Ok, ok.

Squall: Quistis you go right.

Quistis: Ok.

Squall: Fujin go left.

Fujin: WHATEVER…

Squall: Zell go…ahead…and if you find a turn ahead go right.

Zell: Ok.

Squall: Rinoa we'll go ahead….

Rinoa: And if we find a turn we'll go left.

Squall: You got it.

Seifer: When do we go?

Squall: Now.

Raijin: I have a question.

Squall: Ask it.

Raijin: What did you just say?

Squall: Oh no. Raijin, you just go left with Fujin.

Seifer: Ok, now go left, right, ahead, back just wherever you have to go, go now.

Everyone: Whatever.

Squall: Hey!

They split up.

Irvine: I am freaking out.

Zell: It's not the first time.

Selphie: Let's just go ahead and find out what happens.

Irvine: I bet Seifer is gonna be the first guy to die.

Selphie and Zell: IRVINE STOP.

Irvine: Ok I'll stop. I wonder when I'm gonna die.

Zell: Why do you think Seifer will die first?

Irvine: Because….

Selphie: But the poem says: Ten little nigger boys out to dine

One choked and then there were nine.

Irvine: Yeah, so?

Zell: Seifer would but up a fight…

Selphie: And we aren't going to dine.

Irvine: The killer will give him food.

Selphie: But TEN nigger boys dine in the poem.

Zell: Yeah and the killer kills the way the poem says.

Irvine: So?

Selphie: So for Seifer to die there would have to be TEN nigger boys. Get it?

Irvine: Ok.

Zell: Great.

Irvine: But I still think someone is gonna die.

Selphie: Oh god. Will you shut up?

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Squall: Oh no.

Rinoa: What? We went ahead, we found a turn, we went left. What did we do wrong?

Squall: It's not that.

Rinoa: What is it then?

Squall: I didn't say where we would meet.

Rinoa: Shit.

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Fujin: UGLY…

Raijin: Who? What? ME?

Fujin: …PLACE.

Raijin: Oh…ugly place…yeah, it is ugly.

Fujin: YOU TOO.

Raijin: What? Oh I'm also ugly. Yes, thank you, you are very kind, you…..one minute I'm ugly…DAMN YOU WHITE HAIRED FREAK.

Fujin: OK.

Raijin: Do you think we're gonna die?

Fujin: YOU ARE.

Raijin: But I don't want to die…waaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Fujin: YOU WERE GONNA DIE SOME DAY. JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHEN.

Raijin: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Fujin: I DIDN'T THINK THE DAY FOR YOU TO DIE WOULD COME SO QUICKLY.

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