Disclaimer: I don't own the characters etc...

Part 5 (The rest because I am sick of putting it in parts)

Seifer: Hey Squall isn't the leader and I let him tell me what to do.

Quistis walks away.

Seifer: Wait.Hey Squall didn't make a place for us to meeet.

Quistis: SEIFER.it's meet.

Seifer: What did I say?

Quistis: You said meet with three E.

Seifer: The same noise came out.

Quistis: Yes, but that is not the point. The point is.

Seifer: I DON'T CARE WHAT THE BLOODY POINT IS.

Quistis: Let's go ahead.

Seifer: WHATEVER.

Squall: I HEARD THAT.

*

Selphie: I don't like this place.

Zell: Me neither.

Seifer: I HATE YOU SQUALL.

Irvine: Oh my god.

Selphie: What?

Irvine: Squall is the killer.

Zell: Why would you say that?

Irvine: Didn't you hear what Seifer just said?

Selphie: Yeah. So? He just said that he hated Squall.

Zell: Yeah. He's always hated Squall.

Irvine: I bet Squall killed Seifer.

Selphie: Now I would have thought that would be the other way round.

Zell: You mean Seifer killed Squall?

Selphie: Yeah.

Irvine: I do have the book with me.

Selphie: You mean the book "And then there were none"?

Irvine: Yeah, I think you should read it.

Zell and Selphie: WHAT?

Irvine: Do you think we'll find anything here?

Zell: From the thief? No.

Irvine: So why not sit down and read a nice book?

Selphie: Yeah. I'll read it.

Zell: I won't.

Irvine and Selphie: Chicken-wuss.

Zell: Ok, just give me the book.

*

Quistis: Seifer calm down.

Seifer: SQUALL I DON'T CARE IF YOU CAN HEAR ME.

Quistis: Stop.

Seifer: NOW I'M MAD.

Quistis: Why?

Seifer: BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY.

Quistis: Ha ha ha.

Seifer: Why you little.

Seifer takes out his gunblade.

Quistis: AAAAAAA.

Seifer: I will kill you.

Quistis: Ok, ok. Ummmmm. Squall is the most stupid thing in Balamb Garden.

Seifer: I know that. But I'm glad you agree with me.

Seifer puts back his gunblade.

Quistis: Thank god.

Seifer: Whatever.

*

Rinoa: How could you forget to say where we would meet?

Squall: You know me.

Rinoa: Yes I do know you. You're stupid, fat and a big twit.

Squall: Then how come I'm your boyfriend?

Rinoa: I don't know yet so don't ask.

Squall: Why don't you look for someone else?

Rinoa: I have Seifer.

Squall starts talking to himself.

Squall: Am I putting ideas in her head?

Rinoa: Yes.

Squall: Shit.

*

Selphie: Oh, I didn't want him to die.

Irvine: Who?

Selphie: Philip.

Zell: Wait Vera is the only person left.

Selphie: She's the killer.

Zell: Wait! The last line says: One little nigger boy left all alone He went and hanged himself and then there were none.

Selphie: Vera isn't the killer? Then who is ?

Irvine: Hehe.

Zell: What are you reading?

Irvine: Me? Playboy.

Selphie: IRVINE.

Irvine: Bad.

Zell: What?

Irvine: A magazine that says how bad playboy is.

Selphie: Then why would they call it playboy?

Irvine: No, it says bad playboy.

Zell: I only see playboy.

Irvine: That is because the bad is on the other side.

Selphie: Why would they put the word bad at the back of the magazine if it's called bad playboy?

Irvine: So that the guys open the playboy and find out that it is saying how bad playboy is.

Zell: Then how do you know that the magazine is called bad playboy and not playboy bad?

Irvine: Because. Oh BACK TO YOUR BOOK.

*

Fujin: LOOK.

Raijin: At what?

Fujin: IN THE SHADOWS.

Raijin: What is in the shadows?

Fujin: I THOUGHT THAT IF YOU WENT IN THE SHADOWS SOMEONE MIGHT JUMP OUT AND KILL YOU.

Raijin: Mama save me.Why would you say that?

Fujin: COS'THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED IN THE BOOK I READ.

Raijin: I hope I won't die.

Fujin: WHY SHOULD YOU DIE?

Raijin: Well the book Irvine read.

Fujin: .MADE YOU CHICKEN OUT.

Raijin: No. I read it.

Fujin: REALLY?

Raijin: Yeah.

Fujin: TELL ME ABOUT IT.

*

Quistis: Oh no.

Seifer: See this is what Squall forgot to tell us.

Quistis: Damn the two-way path.

Seifer: Wanna go left or right?

Quistis: Left.

Quistis and Seifer go down the left path and bump into something.

Quistis: What is that?

Seifer: I don't know.

Voice: Now it's time for someone to get hugged by a bear.

Quistis and Seifer: Three little nigger boys walking in the zoo A big bear hugged one and then there where two.

Seifer: Runnnnnnnnnn.

Quistis: For the first time I agree with you.

Quistis and Seifer run away.

Raijin: I wonder who that was.

*

Rinoa: Squall, Did you just hear Seifer?

Squall: Maybe he's dead.

Rinoa: Why does someone have to die?

Squall: Because then we can talk about the death.

Rinoa: Why?

Squall: I have a question.

Rinoa: Ask it.

Squall: Why do girls always say why?

Rinoa: .Why do boys always have a problem with what the girl says when it's usually right?

Squall: I am not a boy.

Rinoa: Are you a girl?

Squall: No, I am a teenager.

Rinoa: You know, when you say I am a teenager it can also mean that you are a girl.

Squall: Oh. Damn you.

*

Selphie: Oh my god.

Zell: That book was terrifying.

Irvine: You liked it?

Selphie: You keep that book away from me.

Zell: I told you that if you thought you were Vera you would die.

Irvine: Vera? Wasn't she hanged?

Selphie: Yeah.

Zell: Haha. Selphie said she was Vera because she thought Vera wouldn't die.

Selphie: You wanted to be Justice Wargrave.

Zell: So?

Selphie: He was the killer.

Zell: And you?

Selphie: What about me?

Zell: You liked Philip.

Selphie: Yeah, so?

Zell: You shot him.

Selphie: I thought he was the killer.

Zell: Yeah right.

Selphie: I was told to.

Zell: By who? Who would tell you to shoot Philip?

Selphie: THE BOOK.

Irvine: Guys, it's not like you're in the book.

Selphie: But when we read books we take characters and say that that's us.

Irvine: Hell, you don't do that in this book.

Zell: Now you tell us?

Irvine: Did you really think that you were characters as well?

Selphie: You did it to?

Irvine: Yeah.

Selphie: Who were you?

Irvine: Philip.

Zell: Why Philip?

Irvine: Well Philip was the guy that might end up going out with Vera.

Selphie: Are you serious? You chose your character because of a girl?

Irvine: Yeah. Why not?

Zell: Hey, man, can I look at that playboy?

Selphie looks at Zell.

Zell: Bad. The bad playboy.

Irvine: No it's mine.

*

Fujin: WHAT HAPPENED THEN?

Raijin: Vera kicked away the chair.

Fujin: WHY WOULD VERA HANG HERSELF?

Raijin: Let me finish.

Fujin: THAT ISN'T IT?

Raijin: No.

Fujin: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THE REST.

Raijin: Ok. If you don't want to hear who the killer is.

Fujin: OH JUST SAY THE REST.

*

Squall: I'm a girl, girl, girl, girl.

Rinoa: You are? I didn't know you where a girl.

Squall: I mean boy. I'm a boy.

Rinoa: But you said you where a teenager, not a boy.

Squall: I hate Rinoa.

Rinoa: Whatever.

Squall: Why? Why is everybody saying whatever?

Rinoa: Because everyone has been with you and you keep saying whatever.

Squall: Why do you have an answer for everything?

Rinoa: Why do you always ask questions?

*

Quistis: What was that?

Seifer: I don't know. But I do know two things.

Quistis: What is the first thing?

Seifer: He was talking about someone dying.

Quistis: I got that too. The second thing is.?

Seifer: We are lost.

Quistis: Ok.

Seifer: What do we do?

Quistis: We go back down and find the entrance and wait for the others to come.

Seifer: What if we bump into that thing again?

Quistis: On second thoughts we go ahead.

Seifer: What if that thing is after us?

Quistis: If we hear it, we hide in the shadows and when it's gone we run to the entrance.

Seifer: I wanna go.

Quistis: Me too.

Seifer: Damn Selphie. If she hadn't shown us this island I wouldn't be taking orders from you.

Quistis: Yeah. Well wasn't that guy talking about the book Irvine read?

Seifer: Yeah.

Quistis: He said it was time for someone to get hugged by the big bear.

Seifer: Yup. The three little nigger boys walking in the zoo A big bear hugged one and then there were two.

Quistis: Two nigger boys?

Seifer: Yeah, two of us left.

Quistis: Seifer are you the killer?

Seifer: No. If anyone died I couldn't have killed them I was stuck here with you.

Quistis: You know it isn't me so don't shoot me.

Seifer: I don't have a gun.

Quistis: How do I know?

Seifer: Don't kill me either.

Quistis: I wish I could kill you.

Seifer: Hey you're lucky I don't have a gun or else you wouldn't have been alive to see this island.

*

Selphie: Irvine, must we go ahead?

Zell: Yeah, must we go ahead? The book gave me the creeps.

Irvine: You to? Ok. Let's go.

Selphie, Irvine and Zell turn around.

Zell: I don't remember this.

Selphie: Why is there a two-way path?

Irvine: I don't remember this do you?

Zell: Who's you?

Irvine: Does it really mater?

Selphie: This house outside was small, right?

Irvine and Zell: Yeah.

Irvine: We have to split up.

Selphie: I'm not going alone.

Zell: Squall said I should come here to stop Irvine from doing anything stupid but I think he meant protect Selphie. So I should go with Selphie.

Irvine: No, you are not leaving me here.

Selphie: Come on Irvine. You're strong.

Irvine: Yeah. I'll go.

Zell: Yeah right. He's strong?

Irvine: I'm not going.

Selphie: Zell why did you say that? Now he won't go.

Irvine: You didn't mean what you just said?

Selphie: No.

Zell: Why don't we all just go right?

Irvine and Selphie: Ok.

*

Squall: I think we should go back.

Rinoa: Are you serious?

Squall: Yeah, I really wanna go.

Rinoa: Me too.

Squall: So we will go.

Rinoa: Yeah.

Squall: Ok. Let's move.

*

Fujin: WANT TO GO BACK.

Raijin: You want to go back?

Fujin: YES.

Raijin: Ok.do we have to?

Fujin: YEAH. DIDN'T YOU READ THE BOOK?

Raijin: I did. You didn't.

Fujin: YOU TOLD ME ABOUT IT.

Raijin: Ok, we will go.

*

Quistis: It's not following us.

Seifer: I know.

Quistis: So we just walk ahead?

Seifer: Yeah, why?

Quistis: I want to leave.

Seifer: Why?

Quistis: They might go without us.

Seifer: We will go ahead.

Quistis: What if we are the only ones left here?

Seifer: Then there isn't much we can do about it. I don't know how to ride a Ragnarok.

Quistis: I do know how to ride a Ragnarok.

Seifer: Forget it. We are not going to leave.

Quistis: What if something happens?

Seifer: You'll protect me.

Quistis: Ok.what? No way.

Seifer: Why not?

Quistis: Because I'm a girl.

Seifer: So what?

Quistis: You should be my knight in.the ragged coat.

Seifer: Why?

Quistis: Because you're a guy.

Seifer: But Rinoa always says come you guys. So you're a guy too.

Quistis: I really hate you.

Seifer: Great, me too. So we'll go ahead.

Quistis: Whatever.

Squall: DID SOMEONE SAY MY WORD? *

Selphie: I think we should have gone left.

Irvine: We went right?

Zell: Yes you twit.

Selphie: Zell, when we get home say: and then there were none.

Zell and Irvine: Why?

Selphie: So that I can buy a chocobo and I won't be thinking about it.

Zell: Ok.

Selphie: And buy a new book to read.

Irvine: Ok.

Zell: I hope we're going the right way.

Selphie: Me too.

Irvine: Maybe we're dreaming.

Selphie: The same dream?

Irvine: Yeah. It happened with Laguna.

Zell: Did you even see Laguna in the dream world?

Irvine: I can't remember.

Selphie: Ellone sent us to the dream world.

Zell: We know.

Irvine: If this is a dream that means there might be girls.

Zell and Selphie: Oh my god.

Irvine: What?

Selphie: Is that all you can think about?

Irvine: Well.Yeah.

Zell: Wait if there are girls in this dream that means that there are hotdogs.

Selphie: If there are hotdogs and girls in a place like THIS.

Zell: Go on. Go on. What is there?

Selphie: Then there is definitely a chocobo.

Zell: You don't need to be in a dream to see a chocobo.

Irvine: Yeah. Why a chocobo?

Selphie: So that I can run you over.

Zell hits Irvine on the head.

Zell: Why did you ask? You.you.you sack of potatoes.

Irvine: She was talking to you.

Zell: Why would she run me over? Why not you?

Irvine: Because she said, " I will run you over". She didn't say " I will run both of you over".

Selphie: Come on. Let's go ahead.

Zell: Yeah but.

Selphie: I'll run both of you over.

Irvine: Is that what you meant the other time or have you just changed you mind?

Selphie: That is what I meant the other time.

Zell: Told you so, Irvine.

Selphie: Both of you SHUT UP.

*

Rinoa: We are at the entrance. Happy?

Squall: No, I'm scared.

Rinoa: I'm going to wait in the Ragnarok.

Squall: I'll come with you.

Rinoa: Squall if there is a killer can I die first?

Squall: Yeah no problem.Wait. If you die first that means that I will be alone.

Rinoa: Yeah.

Squall: Oh no. I will die first.

Rinoa: Ok. I didn't think you would chicken out.

Squall: Grrr.Ok. I'll die last.

Rinoa: Great.

*

Quistis: I think we should walk faster.

Seifer: Quistis, if you can hear anything it's probable a rat.

Quistis: A rat that carries a disease?

Seifer: Is there a rat that doesn't carry a disease?

Quistis: No.

Seifer: Then what's the problem?

Quistis: I don't know yet. Let me think about it.

* Fujin: LIGHT.

Raijin: Were we in the dark?

Fujin: IDIOT.

Raijin: What did I say?

Fujin: LOOK.

Raijin: It's the entrance.

Raijin runs to the door and tries to jump on it.

SPLAT.

Raijin falls on the ground. Fujin walks over to him and looks at him.

Fujin: WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO DO?

Raijin: Hug the door.

Fujin: PEOPLE USUALY KISS THE GROUND.

Raijin: Yeah.

Raijin kisses the ground.

Fujin: YOU KNOW, THE GROUND WAS THERE ALL THE TIME. IF YOU WANTED TO KISS IT YOU COULD HAVE JUST BENT DOWN AND KISSED IT.

Raijin: I hate you white haired freak.

Fujin: LET'S GO TO THE RAGNAROK.

Raijin: Ok.

*

Rinoa: Where do you think Seifer and Quistis are?

Squall: .

Rinoa: Squall? SQUALL.How could you sleep?

Squall: .

Rinoa: Hmmmm.I got it!

Rinoa goes and sits next to Squall.

Rinoa: WHATEVER.

Squall jumps up.

Squall: Who dares to say my word?

Rinoa: I.

Squall: How dare you?

Rinoa: How dare YOU fall asleep?

Squall: Whatever.

Rinoa: Ok. If that's your answer then my answer is whatever.

Squall: Damn.

Rinoa: Hey did you just hear the door of the Ragnarok open?

Squall: You heard it to?

The door of the Ragnarok closes.

Rinoa: Shit.

Squall: What do we do?

Rinoa: Hide. Let's hide.

Squall: Where?

Rinoa: You remember when we painted your face?

Squall: YES.

Rinoa: Well we went up some ropes so that you wouldn't kill us.

Squall: So?

Rinoa: Those ropes are still up there.

Squall: We'll go up them and hide.

Rinoa: At last you got it.

Squall: Hurry, let's go.

*

Seifer: Are we there yet?

Quistis: Where?

Seifer: At the entrance.

Quistis: No.

Seifer: Are we there yet?

Quistis: I just told you.

Seifer: Are we there yet?

Quistis: Can't you see for yourself?

Seifer: No. Are we there yet?

Quistis: Seifer, why are you doing this?

Seifer: What?

Quistis: Why are you saying "are we there yet"?

Seifer: Because I just saw "The return of the mummy".

Quistis: Just.meaning when exactly?

Seifer: Before we left for this journey.

Quistis: And why say "are we there yet"?

Seifer: Because that is what the little boy says.

Quistis: Why does the boy say it?

Seifer: When we get back to Balamb you'll see "The return of the mummy."

Quistis: Ok.

Seifer: Let's go ahead.

Quistis and Seifer walk ahead. Quistis puts on a little smile.

Quistis: Are we there yet?

Seifer: No.

Quistis: Are we there yet?

Seifer: Why are you doing this to me?

Quistis: Are we there yet?

Seifer: Oh no. Your gonna be saying this all the time, aren't you?

Quistis: Yeah. Are we there yet?

*

Selphie: Does anyone know where we're going?

Irvine: No.

Zell: No.

Selphie: If we get lost blame Zell.

Zell: Why me?

Selphie: Because you're the guy who told us to go this way.

Irvine: Stop.

Selphie: Talking? Why should we stop talking?

Irvine: No. Stop walking and whisper.

Selphie and Zell start whispering.

Selphie: By the way why are we whispering?

Irvine: Look.

Zell: At what?

Irvine: That light.

Selphie: So?

Irvine: It's talking.

Selphie: The light?

Zell: Wow. A talking light. We should go up there and photo it.

Irvine: No you twits. There is a guy holding the light.

Selphie: Get down to the point.

Zell: We should hide.

Selphie: Why?

Zell: They're coming closer.

Irvine: Yeah. Let's go and hide in the shadows.

Selphie: Be quiet I wanna hear what they're saying.

Zell: Man, Why don't they put toilets back here?

Irvine: Because you shouldn't want to go to the toilet in the middle of a hall. Also it's not flattering to have a toilet in the middle of the hall.

Selphie: Shut up.

A hooded man walks by. Next to him is a chest that is following him.

Irvine: A walking light, a walking chest.what more do you want?

Hooded man: I'm gonna make a lot of money.

The chest starts talking.

Chest: Yeah.

Zell: Oh my god.

Selphie: Don't freak out yet.

Hooded man: I will make it funny.

Irvine: What the hell is he talking about?

Chest: That sounds more logical.

Zell: What? The talking chest?

The hooded man and the chest walk out of sight.

Selphie: Now you can freak out.

Selphie, Irvine and Zell: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Hooded man: Hmmmm.

Selphie: Oh my god. He's coming back.

Irvine: How do you know it's a guy?

Selphie: Are we going to talk about that now?

The footsteps get closer.

Zell: RUN.

Zell, Irvine and Selphie start running.

Hooded man: Ahh.

Selphie, Irvine and Zell run out of sight.

Hooded man: It's fun playing with them.

Chest: You should tell the boss what happened.

Hooded man: And I thought that my magic powers were useless.

*

Fujin: WE ARE IN THE RAGNAROK.

Raijin( in a sarcastic voice): You don't say.

Fujin: I JUST DID.

Raijin: Hey did you hear that?

Fujin: YEAH. IT WAS LIKE TWO PEOPLE CLIMBING A ROPE.

Raijin: Whatever.

*

Raijin: Whatever.

Rinoa: Squall.

Squall: What?

Rinoa: Don't say, "that's my word".

Squall: But it IS my word.

Rinoa: Wasn't that Raijin's voice?

Squall: I think so. Should we get down?

Rinoa: No. We have to be sure.

Squall: Please can we get down?

Rinoa: Why do you want to get down so much?

Squall: Because my butt is hurting.

Rinoa: Squall, your butt always hurts.

Squall starts crying.

Squall: That's not true.

Rinoa: It is.

Squall: It's not. Waaaaaaaaa.

Rinoa: What is it now?

Squall: My girlfriend said that my butt was always hurting.

Rinoa: Well your lucky your girlfriend didn't say you have a big butt.

Squall: Gulp.

*

Quistis: What time is it?

Seifer: Are we there yet?

Quistis: NOOO.

Seifer: It should be morning.

Quistis: It was night?

Seifer: groan

Quistis: What?

Seifer: And then they say you're the bright one.

Quistis: I am. I've been taught better then you.

Seifer: Are you forgetting something?

Quistis: I never forget.what is it?

Seifer: YOU TAUGHT US.

Quistis: .As I was saying the best teacher has taught you.

Seifer: Yeah right.

Quistis: Oh my god.

Seifer: What?

Quistis: Is that the door?

Seifer: Woohoo.

Quistis: I don't believe it.

Seifer: I would kiss the ground, but I can see someone has already kissed it.

Quistis: Let's go in the Ragnarok.

*

Selphie: I think we are far away from that guy.

Irvine: It's a girl.

Selphie: Then why was it talking with a voice like yours?

Zell: Because Irvine is gay.

Irvine: WHATTTTTTTTTT?

Zell: Yeah. Don't you remember when you where hitting on me?

Irvine: I am gonna say this for the last time I was not hitting on you.

Selphie starts crying.

Irvine and Zell: What?

Selphie: We will never get out of this place. Waaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Irvine: You're right.

Irvine starts crying.

Zell: Oh my god.

Selphie and Irvine: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Zell: Ok. I'll join in as well.

Zell starts crying as well.

Zell, Selphie and Irvine: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Selphie: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Irvine: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Zell: WAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Selphie: It's not a contest.

*

Raijin: My Ragnarok!

Raijin plops down and kisses the Ragnarok.

Fujin: WE DIDN'T JUST GET HERE.

Raijin: But I forgot to kiss the Ragnarok.

Fujin: SO YOU TOOK ME TO THE ENTRANCE OF THE RAGNAROK JUST SO YOU COULD KISS IT?

Raijin: Yeah.

Fujin: TELL ME WHEN YOU'VE FINISHED KISSING IT.

Raijin: Ok, I've finished.

*

Squall: .

Rinoa: I can't hear anything. Squall can you hear anything?

Squall: .

Rinoa: Squall.

Squall: .

Rinoa: Oh my god. You sleep on the ground. That is ok, but you sleep in the air.

Squall snores loudly.

Rinoa: Shut up. They'll hear us.

Squall: What?

Rinoa: You woke up!

Fujin: RINOA.

Rinoa: Fujin?

Raijin: Get down here, ya know.

Squall and Rinoa get off the ropes.

Rinoa: Let's go into the driving room.

Squall: Whatever.

They all go into the driving room.

Rinoa: I don't know how to drive the Ragnarok.

Fujin: ME NEITHER.

Squall: I don't know.

Raijin: Me neither, ya know.

Rinoa: No I don't know! Great.

Squall: Wanna sleep?

Rinoa: That's what you've been doing all day.

Fujin: NO.

Raijin: I don't wanna sleep.

*

Quistis: Ahh. The entrance of the Ragnarok.

Seifer: Damn.

Quistis: What?

Seifer: I was gonna kiss the ground here but it's been kissed.

Quistis: Whatever.

Squall: THAT'S MY WORD.

Seifer: Was that Squall?

Seifer and Quistis run to the driving room.

Quistis: Oh my god.

Squall: Hi.

Seifer: You're all here?

Fujin: SELPHIE, IRVINE AND ZELL AREN'T.

Raijin: Oh yeah, I forgot about them.

Rinoa: Did you find anything?

Quistis: No. What about you?

Squall: Nothing.

Raijin: Nothing.

Seifer: Let's go.

Squall: But, what about Selphie, Irvine and Zell?

Quistis: We'll wait here.

Raijin: Damn. Do we have to?

Fujin: YES.

Rinoa: Maybe we should look for them.

Everyone: NOOOO.

*

Selphie: Hey. Do you think we should wait for someone to come and get us?

Zell: Not again.

Irvine: Yeah.and we can't scream because the hooded girl will come.

Selphie: It's a man.

Irvine: It's a girl.

Zell: It's a thing.

Selphie and Irvine: Ok.

Zell: Now walk.

Irvine: Wait.

Selphie: What? Is it a walking chest?

Zell: Is it a walking light?

Irvine: No. It's the.WOOHOO.

Selphie: He's lost it.

Zell: Yup.

Irvine: Is that the.

Selphie: What?

Zell: Say it.

Irvine: Entrance.

Selphie: Huh?

Zell: Irvine, are you felling ok?

Irvine: It's the entrance.

Zell: Where?

Irvine: Well it's not behind me.

Zell: Ahh. Yes.

Zell and Selphie turn around.

Selphie: It is the door but.

Zell and Irvine: What?

Selphie: Isn't that shape on it like Raijin?

Irvine: Yeah.

Zell: Ok. So what, let's just go.

Irvine: The book doesn't say: Six little nigger boys stuck in a bee-hive One falls on the door and then there were five.

Selphie: Anyway, I'm going in the Ragnarok.

Irvine: I'll come with you.

Zell: Me too.

*

Squall: You drive me crazy.

Rinoa: Ok, Britney Spears.

Squall: I just can't sleep.

Seifer: I wish you were crazy.

Quistis: Why?

Seifer: Because then he wouldn't mind me killing him.

Squall: My heart is jumping.

Raijin: It is?

Rinoa: Your heart looks ok to me.

Squall: Whatever.

Seifer goes to take out his gunblade. Rinoa straightens her hair.

Squall: STOP.

Everyone stops.

Quistis: Say what it is. My pen is gonna slip and I don't want the next test to come out all messy.

Rinoa: I want to straighten my hair.

Seifer: This gunblade is heavy.

Squall: You drive me crazy babe.

Zell: Was that the line in the song?

Squall: Yeah. Yay, yay oooo.

Everyone goes on doing what they wanted to do.

Rinoa straitens her hair and Seifer takes out his gunblade.

Seifer: Hehe.

Seifer charges at Squall.

Squall: Oh no.

Squall runs around the room singing with Seifer close behind.

Seifer: When I'm finished with you, you'll go down like a sack of potatoes.

Squall: You drive me crazy.

Seifer: If you keep running around the room I'll drive you mad.

Squall: Crazy but it feels alright, babe thinking of you keeps me up all night.

Rinoa: Squall has feelings for Seifer.

Seifer: Rinoa, when I'm done with Squall you're next.

Rinoa: Shit.

Suddenly Irvine comes in the room.

Irvine: Hi guys.

Squall runs next to Irvine and tapes him on the arm.

Irvine: Hi Squall.

Squall points at Seifer.

Squall: Look.

Irvine turns around and sees Seifer.

Irvine: AAAAAAA.

Squall continues running around the room with Irvine behind him screaming and Seifer running after them trying to squash them.

Irvine: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Seifer: COME HERE.

Squall: You drive me crazy.

Selphie and Zell come in the room.

Selphie: Why is Seifer chasing Irvine and why is Squall singing Britney Spears?

Quistis: Come, sit down and watch the show.

Zell: Ok.

Squall: Oh babe, babe I'm so into you.

Rinoa: He has started the song from the beginning.

Seifer: I'll squash you like I squashed my watermelon.

Zell: I bet he sat on it.

Irvine: AAAAAAAAAAA. SELPHIEEEEEEE. SAVE ME.

Quistis: We should get Irvine a bodyguard.

Raijin: Yeah. We should, ya know.

Fujin: FUNNY.

Seifer: Come over here.

Irvine: AAAAAAAAAAAAA, Squall run faster.

Squall: The earth is moving but I can't feel the ground.

Rinoa: Then how do you know the earth is moving?

Quistis: You can't feel the ground?

Zell: I wonder what that feels like.

Fujin: EVERYONE IS LOSING IT.

Raijin: BWAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAA.

After one hour.

Seifer: Time out.

Squall: We'll continue later. You drive me crazy.

Irvine: Ok. Just stop singing.

Squall: I can't. It's stuck in my head. My heart is jumping.

Squall, Seifer and Irvine sit down.

Squall: Rinoa.she's asleep.

Irvine: Selphie WAKE UP.

Seifer jumps up in the air.

Seifer: Quistis is asleep.

Squall: And that makes you happy?

Seifer: Yeah.

Irvine: Why?

Seifer: No Quistis = No tests.

Squall, Irvine and Seifer: WOOHOO.

Quistis: What?

Squall: Oh no.

Selphie: What happed?

Rinoa: Yeah. What is so bad?

Zell: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Raijin: What is Seifer chasing you?

Seifer: You'll pay for that Raijin.

Fujin: WHATEVER.

Zell: Hey we didn't tell the guys about the hooded man.

Selphie: You would remember him wouldn't you?

Irvine: Ok. We'll tell them.

Rinoa: What is it?

Selphie tells them about the hooded man.

Squall: A walking chest?

Seifer: Did you guys drink?

Zell: No.

Irvine: Is there a toilet in the Ragnarok?

Raijin: No.

Selphie: Anyway. We are still on this island.

Everyone: Let's get out of here.

Selphie starts the Ragnarok.

Quistis: You could have told me you would start the Ragnarok.

Selphie: Why?

Quistis: I was writing the test and my pen slipped.

Selphie: So? Write the test on a different piece of paper.

Quistis: I DON'T HAVE ANOTHER PIECE OF PAPER.

Seifer: Hehehe.

Quistis: Shut up.

Squall: Who were you talking to?

Quistis: Everyone.

Selphie: Guys the Ragnarok is gonna fall.

Everyone: What?

Selphie: Put your seatbelts on.

Everyone puts their seatbelts on.

Irvine: I DON'T HAVE A SEATBELT.

Selphie: That is because you're in the wrong seat.

Irvine: What difference does it make?

Selphie: Well first you are sitting on the table and that does not have a seatbelt.

Irvine runs into his seat and puts his seatbelt on.

Quistis: Where are we falling?

Selphie: We are falling in that desert.

Rinoa: Shit.

Selphie: It's the only desert that has thieves.

Squall: What more do we want?

Selphie: We are falling.1.2.3.

The Ragnarok starts falling.

Zell: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Irvine: You should put toilets here.

Seifer: Wow. Look down.

Irvine looks down.

Irvine: MAMMAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Seifer: HEHE.

Irvine: I need to go to the toilet.

Rinoa: Well you can't in the middle of the desert.

The Ragnarok falls with a big crash.

BANG.

Rinoa: Stupid author! You said it fell with a crash.

Author: Whatever.

Squall: Hey.

Selphie: Get off the Ragnarok.

Seifer: Ok.

They get off the Ragnarok.

Irvine: It's weird.

Raijin: This place?

Fujin: YEAH.

Rinoa: Ok. Let's search.

Squall: Why do you always want to search?

Rinoa: You got a problem?

Squall: Errr.no.

Irvine: Look, I'm ok with searching.but do we have to split up?

Seifer: No.

Zell: It's ok if you don't want to split up.

Irvine: Really?

Zell: Yeah. We always end up splitting up.

Irvine: Damn.

Selphie: What happens if we forget where the Ragnarok is?

Seifer: We'll have to find it.

After a few hours of searching.

Squall: Are you bored?

Irvine: I'm playing with my playboy.

Irvine looks at Selphie.

Irvine: Bad.

Selphie: I'm thinking of what to do with the Ragnarok.

Fujin: BORED.

Raijin: Me too.

Seifer: I'm playing.

Squall: With what?

Seifer: I have a doll of me and a doll of you. I'm killing you.

Zell: Hotdogs in the air, hotdogs on the ground.there everywhere.

Squall: Ok we got it Zell.

Quistis: I'm thinking of the new test.

Squall: Rinoa, what are you looking at?

Rinoa: See that cloud of smoke?

Everyone looks at the cloud of smoke.

Selphie: It must be the thieves.

Seifer: Cool. Let's go up there.

Irvine: I won't go.

They all run up to the cloud of smoke.

Seifer: Irvine is heavy. Give me a hand.

Squall and Seifer carry Irvine up to the cloud of smoke.

Rinoa: I can't see anyone.

Selphie: Ok. But we should hide because I can see someone coming.

They hide behind a little mountain of sand.

Irvine: I won't go.

Seifer: Is your brain still there?

Irvine: Yeah.

Squall: Look if you don't shut up we'll find ourselves in a pot ready to be eaten.

Irvine: Raw?

Quistis: Yes.

Fujin: YUCK.

Rinoa: Look! Now you've made him cry.

Irvine: WAAAAAAA.

Zell: SHHHHHH.

A man goes near the fire.

Selphie: That is the hooded guy.

Irvine: How can you tell?

Selphie: Because he's wearing the same hooded cloak.

Irvine: Oh yeah. That is him.

Zell: He's been on a diet.

Selphie and Irvine: Huh?

Zell: He's thinner.

Selphie examines the guy.

Selphie: Yeah.

Irvine: I told you it's a woman.

Squall: Hey look! here comes another hooded guy.

The hooded men sit down.

Hooded man: Well?

Man in black cape: What?

Hooded man: I want money.

Man in black cape: Here.

He hands the hooded man some money.

Zell: Wow.

Squall: Seifer! Help me hold back Zell.

Zell: MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!

Hooded man: Good.

Man in black cape: See ya.

The man in the black cape walks away.

Selphie: What Seed rank do you have Zell?

Zell: Rank one.

Seifer: You get 500Gil?

Zell: Yeah.

Raijin: Hehe.

Fujin: FUN.

Rinoa: Fujin is only saying fun.

Squall: Whatever.

Hooded man: He was right.they are fun.

Selphie: Who's they?

The hooded man walks away.

Irvine: Where is he going?

Seifer: Somewhere.

Zell: Irvine should get his own pick up toilet.

Rinoa: Oh, yeah. He should carry it around with him.

Selphie: Do you think there is a chocobo forest here?

Squall: A chocobo forest in the middle of the desert?

Selphie: Ok. Do you think there is a chocobo desert here?

Everyone: No.

Squall: You think we should take out the GFs?

Seifer: No.

Shiva: Why not?

Seifer: Because you'll freeze us.

Ifrit: I'm here.

Irvine: HOT, HOT, HOT.

Rinoa: Cold, cold, cold.

Shiva and Ifrit: Shut up.

Squall: You shut up.

Quistis: Squall wasn't I teaching you something that said love and speak nicely to your GF?

Cactus: Ohhh, Quistis.

Cactus hugs Quistis.

Quistis: OUCHHHHHHHHHHH. Get off me you spiky thing.

Squall: What where you saying Quistis?

Quistis: Nothing.

Seifer: Which GF is junctioned onto who?

Quistis: I have Cactus and Doomtrain.

Squall: I have Shiva and Siren.

Seifer: I know I have Ifrit.

Selphie: You took him from me! Anyway I have tonberry.

Zell: I've got Quezacotl.

Irvine: I've got Pandemona and Bahamaut.

Squall: I was wondering where he went.

Irvine: I feel safe with him.

Squall: Whatever.

Rinoa: I have Carbuncle, Brothers, Leviathan and Eden.

Fujin: NOTHING.

Raijin: Yeah. We don't have GFs.

Seifer: Rinoa you have a hundred GFs.

Rinoa: They are friends.

Squall: You took Eden from me.

Rinoa: So what? I took Shiva from you once.

Squall: You're all taking GFs from me.

Eden: Bahamut could you give me some of that popcorn?

Big brother: You want a Pepsi little bro?

Little brother: Yeah. Thanks.

Seifer: You stupid GFs you aren't on vacation.

Shiva: We aren't?

Leviathan: Oh, Yeah. There isn't any sea.

Little brother: Damn.

Quezacotl: We need a vacation.

Quistis: Well if you want a vacation you could help us get out of here.

Shiva: On second thoughts we don't want the vacation so much.

Ifrit: Yeah.

Selphie: Look, you came out to help us and you will.

Carbuncle: So what do we do?

Irvine: Tell us where the Ragnarok is.

Selphie: No, we know where the Ragnarok is.

Irvine: We do?

Squall: Yeah.

Rinoa: Will we go to the Ragnarok of not?

They go to the Ragnarok.

Zell: So.

Raijin: What do we do?

Shiva: Dance.

Ifrit: Sleep.

Carbuncle: Play.

Siren: Sing.

Selphie: Ride a chocobo.

Irvine: Shoot something.

Squall: Whatever.

Seifer: Kill Squall.

Squall: I heard that.

Fujin: ZZZZZZ.

Rinoa: Fujin made her point pretty clear.

Zell: Eat hotdogs.

Quistis: I'LL GIVE YOU A TEST.

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Quistis: Ok. Calm down.

Eden: Why don't you guys just go?

Seifer: Hello? Don't you know that it is out of petrol?

Shiva: It takes petrol?

Squall: Oh no.

They explain everything that happed to the GFs.

Ifrit: Hehe.

Carbuncle starts sniggering.

Shiva: Hahaha.

Big brother: I don't think I've laughed so much in my life.

Little brother: Bwahaha.

Seifer: We didn't tell you the story so that you'd laugh.

Squall: Shut up you stupid GFs.

Zell: Let's look ahead.

Rinoa: Where is ahead?

Selphie: Don't know.

Raijin: What are we going to do now?

Rinoa: Is this the type of fanfiction where you can tell the author to get rid of someone?

Author: No.

Rinoa: Too bad.

Quistis: Yeah, we could have got rid of Raijin.

Selphie: Anyway.let's go up in the lift.

Squall: The lift is for three people.

Fujin: YEAH.

Seifer: I'm going in the lift.

Rinoa: Me too.

Squall: I'll go in the lift to see that Seifer doesn't do anything.

Quistis: If he does give him three slaps from me.

Squall: Ok.

Selphie: I'm not gonna wait for you guys. I'll go up the steps.

Irvine: I'll come.

Zell: I need to lose a kilo.

Quistis: Just one?

Zell: .Or two.

Raijin: Or ten.

Zell: HOW MANY KILOS DO YOU WANT ME TO LOSE?

Fujin: TWENTY.

Zell: Gulp.

Quistis: Hehe.

Zell: So everyone is going up the steps except Rinoa, Squall and Seifer (yuck).

Squall: Yeah.

Everyone except Rinoa, Squall and Seifer run up the steps.

Rinoa walks into the lift.

Rinoa: Come on.

Seifer and Squall get stuck in the doorway.

Squall: You're in the doorway!

Seifer: So are you!

Seifer and Squall: Move it! Who? Me? No, you!

Squall: Rinoa, pull me in.

Rinoa: Whatever.

Rinoa pulls Squall in the lift. Squall falls onto the wall.

Squall: Ouch.

From the force Seifer falls on Squall.

SQUASH.

Rinoa: Hehe.

Seifer: Thanks Squall.

Squall: Why you little $^&&^^%%#$$#$&*!@#$%^&*.

The lift starts going up.

Rinoa: Why is the lift shaking?

The lift stops.

Seifer: Uh oh.

Squall: Maybe Seifer is the guy who should lose a kilo.

Seifer: WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! Out of all the guys.

Rinoa: I think he is losing it.

Squall: Yeah.

Seifer: Cowboy-shit, Chicken-wuss, Ya-know-it-all-Raijin. I'm stuck here with girl guy.

Squall: Isn't that Irvine?

Seifer: No, It's you. Because you're a guy and you look like a girl.

Squall: Hey!

Rinoa: Do you think we'll get out of here?

Seifer: No.

Squall: Yes.

Rinoa: Why no?

Seifer: Because I have a cloud of bad luck around me and we are here with Squall and that is bad luck and I'm suffering, that means that my bad luck is working.

Rinoa: Ok.I didn't understand one word you said.

Seifer: Squall, why do you think we are gonna get out of here?

Squall: Because I AM THE MAIN GUY OF THIS FANFICTION AND THE MAIN GUY CAN'T STAY IN A LIFT.

Seifer: Let's say you're right.I am the bad guy and I should stay in a lift so you can't get out of here.

Squall: Maybe I should kill you right now.

Rinoa: I don't think that would be a good idea.

*

Selphie: Why aren't they here?

Quistis: The lift is faster, isn't it?

Fujin: YEAH.

Zell: I didn't lose a kilo.

Irvine: How do you know?

Zell: I weighed myself.

Raijin: Where?

Zell: Right there.

Zell points to some scales.

Selphie: How many kilos are you?

Zell: Erm.um.hmm.58 kilos.

Selphie: 58! No way! Quistis is 58! She is thinner than you.

Quistis: Thank you.

Zell: Ok, I'm 59. Not a big difference.

Irvine: I'll weigh myself.

Raijin: Me too.

Selphie: I'm after Raijin.

Fujin: AFTER SELPHIE.

Irvine weights himself.

Selphie: How much are you?

Irvine: 85.

Zell: Then you say I'm the one who has to lose kilos.

Irvine: Shut up.

Raijin: I'm exactly 81.

Selphie: I'm 45.

Quistis: I know I'm 58.I think Rinoa is 48.

Fujin: 50.

*

Seifer: Haya!!!!

Rinoa: Hehehe.

Squall: Seifer, what the hell are you doing?

Rinoa: Hehe.well, he is sitting down and is holding a doll of himself.

Squall: I think he is loosing it.where did he get that doll of himself?

Rinoa: Look he's got out a doll of you!

Seifer: OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!

Squall: Seifer, why do you have a doll of me?

Seifer: I'm your #1 knock off head fan.

Squall: Am I supposed to be flattered?

Rinoa: IRVINE!

Squall: Why are you screaming for Irvine?

Rinoa: It's the first name that came into my head.I was thinking about a dork and I found one.

Seifer: KO.

Squall: Who? You?

Seifer: No, you.

Squall kicks Seifer.

Seifer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Squall: Did it hurt that much?

Seifer: Oh my god! I hate this bad luck cloud.

Rinoa: Seifer what happened?

Seifer: My Squall dolly fell down there.

Squall: Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Seifer starts crying.

Rinoa: It's not that bad.

Seifer: I'll never see my Squall dolly again.sniff.

Rinoa turns around and faces Squall.

Squall: Is he serious?

Rinoa: I think that in a few days time he won't only be your #1 knock off head fan.

*

Irvine: I sense there is a girl in the Ragnarok.

Zell looks at Quistis, Selphie and Fujin.

Zell: Just one?

Irvine: Why? Do you see any more?

Quistis: Ahem.

Rinoa: IRVINE, MOVE IT!

Irvine: See? Told you it was a girl.

Selphie: That's Rinoa.

Quistis: Let's go find out.

Raijin: Where do we go?

Fujin: LIFT.

* Seifer: Why? Why my Squall dolly?

Rinoa: Don't you have another one?

Seifer: Boohoohoo.yeah.

Squall: If you have another Squall doll why are you crying?

Seifer: I liked that one.

Rinoa: What did that one have that was so special?

Seifer: A loose head.

Squall: Whatever.

Irvine: Rinoa?

Seifer: Cow-crap?

*

Zell: Hehe.

Irvine: Great, first it was cowboy-crap then it became cowboy-shit and now its cow-crap.

Raijin: Out of all the names you just said, cow-crap is the best for you.

Selphie: haha.

Quistis: RINOA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?

Rinoa: THE LIFT STOPED.

Zell: SHOUT LOUDER.

Seifer: GET US OUT OF HERE CHICKEN-WUSS.

Squall: WHERE ARE YOU?

Quistis: LOOK UP.

They look up and see Zell, Irvine, Selphie, Fujin, Quistis and Raijin.

Rinoa: If you're right over us why where we shouting?

Raijin: Don't know.

Seifer: Who is the strongest out of you guys?

Quistis: Irvine.

Seifer: Ok, Irvine you hold Selphie.

Irvine: No problem.

Seifer: Raijin will hold onto Selphie and we will climb up.

Selphie: No way.

After a long time of deciding who will sit where and that they couldn't use GFs for this.

Irvine: Zell, you're heavy.

Raijin: Zell, hold onto me properly.

Zell: Why has everyone got a problem with me?

Seifer: I don't.

Squall: OK.Zell get Rinoa up.

Rinoa grabs onto Zell.

Zell: I think I'm gonna split in two.

Squall: Imagine what will happen when Seifer climbs up him.

Zell: Shit.

Rinoa climbs up.

Squall starts climbing up.

Zell: How many kilos are you Squall?

Squall: Less then Seifer.

Seifer: Shut up.

Squall climbs up.

Seifer starts climbing.

Zell: I think I gonna puke all the hotdogs I've eaten.

Seifer: Too bad Squall isn't down there.

Squall: Zell, If you puke in the lift of the Ragnarok you will clean it up.

Rinoa: If you puke I'll never go into the Ragnarok's lift again.

Seifer gets up.

Zell: Get me up!!!!

Irvine: Why?

Zell: I don't like hanging upside-down.

They all get Zell up.

Raijin: I'm exhausted, ya know.

Rinoa: No we don't know.

Fujin: ZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Irvine: I'm exhausted too.can we sleep?

Rinoa: My voice.

Seifer: OK, let's go sleep.

*

Irvine: Snore.

Selphie: ZZZZZZ.

Squall kicks Seifer in his sleep.

Seifer: Why you little.

Seifer kicks Squall back and goes back to sleep.

A Hooded man walks in and leaves something.

In the morning Seifer wakes up huging Quistis.or what he thinks is Quistis.

Seifer: Morning.

Quistis: .

Seifer: Why am I hugging Squa.AAAAAAAAAAAA.

Squall: What is it?

Seifer: Yuck, yuck, yuck.

Squall: What?

Seifer: I need a shower.

Squall: Ahh.you smelt yourself.

Seifer: If I hadn't just woken up your head would be.

Squall: Yuck.I've got to go puke.

Rinoa: Why?

Squall: Because Seifer touched me.

Carbuncle: You people do sleep a lot.

Little brother: You know what I realized big bro?

Big brother: No.

Little brother: They've got our names wrong.

Big brother: Oh yeah.

Irvine: You have different names?

Rinoa: Of course they do.Sacred and Minotaur.

Irvine: And who is who?

Big brother: Let's just stick to Little and Big brother.

Seifer: What is that?

Squall: You stupid twit it's a bit of paper.

Quistis: Is it a test?

Quistis's eyes start growing.

Raijin: Someone hide the piece of paper.

Selphie: Ok.

Selphie hides the piece of paper.

Rinoa: Weren't we in the desert?

Fujin: YES.

Irvine: Why?

Zell: YEAH, baby.

Squall: Zell?

Seifer: what is it?

Zell: I found a box of hotdogs.

Raijin: Ok.

Zell goes in the room and starts putting hotdogs on his seat.

Seifer: What the hell are you doing?

Zell: I want the place to smell of hotdogs.I'll take them away.

Zell walks out of the room.

Quistis: Thank god.

CRASH.

Zell: QUISTIS, HOW DO YOU GET KETCHUP OFF THE GROUND?

Selphie: Oh no.not on the floor or the Ragnarok.

Rinoa: Guys do you know what is going on?

Seifer: Sure.chicken-wuss is killing hotdogs and cow-crap is gonna start crying.

Irvine: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Rinoa: We are in the jungle.

Squall: Why did you take us here?

Rinoa: Me?

Selphie: Shit.

Seifer: Do you know that we are swearing a lot?

Squall: Sure, all the swearing started when you came with us.

Fujin: LOOK.

Zell runs in the door screaming.

Quistis: What is it?

Zell: There are monkeys in the Ragnarok.

Everyone: WHAT?

Rinoa: I'll go outside and try to find out where we are.

Quistis: I'll come.

Selphie: Me too.

Irvine: Hey, girls.

Zell: I'll go as well.

Irvine: We can go with the girls? Oh, good. I'll come.

Fujin: ME TOO.

Squall: Hey, I'll come.

Seifer: Me too.

Raijin: Ok, we are all going.

*

Outside the Ragnarok.

Squall: Ok.what do we do?

Seifer: Let's search.

Squall: Ok. I'll go with Rinoa.

Rinoa: No way!

Seifer: Good, I'll go with Rinoa.

Quistis: No, Seifer and Squall will saty here and we'll go check out this place.

Rinoa: Do we agree?

Selphie: Sure.

Irvine: Yeah.

Zell: Ok.

Raijin: I'll come.

Fujin: Me too.

They all start walking away.

Squall: Wait! You're leaving me with Seifer?

Seifer: Alone with Squall?

Selphie: Yeah.bye.

Quistis: You just wait here.

They walk away.

Squall and Seifer: Shit.

*

After an hour.

Selphie: Guys I wanna go back.

Rinoa: We haven't found anything.

Irvine: We should go back.

Quistis: Zell.why is there ketchup on you're butt?

Zell: What? Crap! I was sure I didn't sit on that hotdog.

Raijin: Hehe.

Zell tries to get the ketchup off his trousers.

Fujin: HAHA.

Quistis: You're making it worse, Zell.

Zell: Bugger! I know.

Rinoa: Then stop trying.

Selphie: Can you see the Ragnarok?

Irvine: No.

Raijin: Oh no.

Fujin: LOST.

Raijin: See? We went where cow-crap did and we got lost. That means that I'm not the only guy that gets us lost.

Irvine: I thought only Seifer calls me cow-crap.

Selphie: No, cow-crap.

Irvine: Great! My girlfriend is calling me cow-crap.

Quistis: Why don't we try to find the Ragnarok.

Zell: Sure.

*

Seifer: Where do you think they are?

Squall: Somewhere.

Seifer: I'm hungry.

Squall: Me too.

Seifer: Do you think there is food up this tree?

Squall: Maybe.

Seifer: Who will climb up the tree?

Squall: I wouldn't want to hurt it's bark.

Seifer: Me neither.

Squall: Don't make me angry.

Seifer: It's ok if you get angry.

Squall: Really?

Seifer: Yeah, I'll know why you're angry.

Squall: Why?

Seifer: Because of the heat.

Squall: What?

Seifer: Yeah, you're wearing black and black absorbs the heat.

Squall: Get up the tree!!!!!!

Seifer: No.

Squall: Do you know what we didn't think of?

Seifer: How to kill you?

Squall: No, we can shake the tree.

Seifer: Ok. On the count of three.1.2.3.

Seifer and Squall shake the tree and a big monkey falls down.

Monkey: GFGUJG.

Seifer: Errrrrr.hi.

Squall: He doesn't look happy.

Monkey: GRRRRRRRRRRR.

The monkey raises his arms.

Monkey: MORGERRRRRRRRR.

Squall: He has a poor vocabulary.

Seifer: But he makes his point clear.

Monkey: AAAAAAAAAA.

Seifer and Squall run up the tree.

Seifer: Thank god.we are safe up here.

Squall: Seifer did you know that monkeys can climb trees?

The monkay starts climbing the tree.

Squall: AAAAAAAA.

Seifer: And very quickly.

The monkey starts walking towards them.

Seifer: Look who we meet again.

Squall: The world is small.

Seifer: Squall, what do we do?

Squall: I don't know.

Seifer: I got it! We'll do a Tarzan.

Squall: A WHAT?

Seifer: A Tarzan. We'll swing from tree to tree.

Squall: WITH A GUNBLADE ON OUR BACK?

Seifer: That might be a problem.but who cares?

Squall: I care.

Seifer: Ok, you'll get betten up by the monkey and I'll do a Tarzan.

Seifer starts swinging from tree to tree.

Seifer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Squall: You would make a good Tarzan.

Seifer: Shut up! Anyway Squall, it was fun.

Squall: What was fun?

Seifer: Knowing you.

Squall: Why WAS it fun? What is happening to me?

Seifer: You're gonna get squashed by the monkey.

Squall turns around and sees the monkey with raised arms.

Squall flings himself onto a branch that is swaying.

Squall: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Seifer: You're a better Tarzan than me.

Squall: AAAAAAAAA.I know.AAAAAAAAAAAA.

Seifer: Maybe you make a better Jane.

*

Selphie: Ok, we are in the middle of the jungle.

Irvine: Maybe if we don't try to find the others they will come and get us.

Quistis: What would make you think that?

Irvine: Isn't that what has happened so far?

Zell: Yeah, but we told them to stay where they are.

Fujin: DORKS.

Raijin: Thanks Fujin.

Rinoa: Let's just walk ahead and see where we'll end up.

Selphie: What if we fall into a trap?

Rinoa: We'll stand on each other's heads and we'll get out of the trap.

Irvine: Raijin and Zell will not stand on my head.

Selphie: My legs.I'm tired.

Irvine: Do you want me to hold you?

Selphie: Wow! Suddenly I feel great.

Everyone walks away.

Irvine: Did I say something?

* Seifer: Come on Jane!

Squall: Grrrr.Ok.Xu.

Seifer: WHAT?????????????????

Squall: Hehe.what is it Xu?

Seifer: Stop calling me Xu.

Squall: Stop calling me Jane.

Seifer: Ok, Barbie.

Squall: Yuck that's worse. Hmmmmm.You want to be a guy?

Seifer: Yup.

Squall: Ok Cid.

Seifer: SAY WHAT?

Squall: Maybe I should call him Zell.

*

Rinoa: Hey!

Zell: What?

Rinoa: It's a dead end.

Irvine: How can there be a dead end in the middle of the jungle?

Rinoa: I don't know. But whatever it is, it is covered with plants.

Quistis: Well, we could try to pull down the plants.

Selphie start pulling on a plant.

Selphie: I found a hole.

Zell: Look through it.

Selphie looks through the hole.

Selphie: Shit.

Irvine: What?

Selphie: An ant.

Quistis: Ant? It's a plant not ivy.

Selphie: Not a normal ant.

Rinoa: What? An alian ant?

Selphie: No, a huge ant.

Raijin: How big?

Selphie: Why don't you look?

Raijin looks into the hole.

Raijin: Holy shit.

Quistis: Our swearing vocabulary is growing.

Raijin: So is the size of ants these days.

Rinoa: It can't be that big. Let me look.

Raijin: Be my guest.

Rinoa looks through the hole.

Rinoa: That is an ant?

Irvine: Let me looky.

Irvine looks through the hole.

Irvine: Gulp.

Irvine's eyes grow.

Irvine: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Quistis: What?

Irvine: It will eat us.and I haven't gone on a date with the library girl yet. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Selphie: IRVINE.

Irvine looks at Selphie.

Irvine: And my girlfriend is gonna break up with me.Waaaaaaaa.

Quistis looks through the hole.

Quistis: That ant is bigger then an elephant.

Fujin: HUGE.

Selphie: What do we do?

Quistis: It's coming our way.

Zell: Crap.

Quistis: We'll fight it.

Rinoa: We have to fight it?

Raijin: We have our wepons.

Zell: .And we forgot to junction our GFs.

Quistis: What? Zell, I have gone over the way to junction a GF seven times. Do you want me to tell you again?

Zell: Nooooooooooooo.

Rinoa: Good job, Zell. Now it IS coming our way.

Raijin: What do we do?

Selphie: Yeah. We can't fight it.

Irvine: RUNNNNNN.

Irvine runs away.

Selphie: I think we should follow.

Rinoa: Yeah.

They all start running.

Selphie: I can't move in this dress.

*

Seifer: Go Barbie!

Squall: Grrrrr.one minute Cid.

Seifer: Ok, you're Squall.

Squall: Ok Seifer.

A plant grabes Squall.

Squall: What? They're eating plants here?

Seifer: It looks as if it has a big appetite.

Squall: Don't look. DO SOMETHING.

Seifer: Ok. I'll swing towards you with a you-know-what.

Squall: No I don't know what.

Seifer: A rope whatever they call them.

Squall: I got it.

Seifer: Anyway I'll swing towards you with a you-know-what and pull you out of it's arms.leaves.vines?

Squall: Ok. Just hurry up!

Seifer starts swing towards Squall.

Seifer: Ready.

Seifer sticks out his hand to grab Squall.

Squall: What are you going to.NOT BY THE HAIR.

Seifer hands go right through Squall's hair and Seifer passes Squall.

Seifer: ?????????

Squall: My head.come on try again and NOT by the hair.

Seifer starts swing again.

Seifer: Here I come.

Seifer grabs Squall by the jacket and pulls him out of the plants grip.

Squall: Great. Oh no.

Seifer: What?

Squall: I think I'm falling.

Squall falls out of his jacket and Seifer keeps on swing.

Seifer: Come back up here!

Squall: Where are you taking my jacket?

Seifer throughs the jacket on Squall's head.

Seifer: Put it on and I'll swing down to get you.

Squall puts the jacket on.

Squall: Ok, I'm ready.

Seifer grabs Squall by the bealt.

Squall: Owwwww.my tummy.

Seifer: So far so good.

Seifer closes his eyes.

Seifer: Waaaaaahooooooooooo.

Squall: Oh my god. Seifer open you're eyes. QUICK!

Seifer: Why?

Squall: You're going into a tree!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CRASH.

Squall: Five ducks.sixs little ducks.

Seifer: Do you relize I'm sitting on you're butt?

Squall: Seven ducks.

Seifer: I don't think so.better get off before he relizes.

Seifer gets off Squall.

Squall: Can you hear that bird?

Seifer slaps Squall.

Seifer: Wake up!

Squall: What was that for?

Seifer: Let's continue swaying.

Squall and Seifer start swaying.

Squall: Thank god this time I'm next to you and you aren't holding me by the belt.

Seifer: Whatever.

Squall: Umm.Seifer do you want the number one bad news first or the number two bad news first?

Seifer: Hmmm.the first one.

Squall: The plant is following us.

Seifer: Ok, and number two?

Squall: That monkey is following us and he has a bunch of friends with him.

Seifer: WHAT?????????

Monkey: YEHAAAAAAA.

Squall: AAAAAAAAAA.RUNNNNNNN.

Seifer: You mean swing.

Squall: Whatever.

*

Selphie: Go behind the tree!

They run behind the tree.

Quistis: I think it lost us.

Irvine: Was it after us?

Raijin: I think so.

Fujin: CRAP.

Suddenly the ground starts moving.

Quistis: What the.?

Selphie and Zell fall down.

Selphie: Zell, could you do two things for me?

Zell: Sure.

Selphie: Number one: get that ketchup off your butt.

Zell: Ok, and number two?

Selphie: GET OFF ME!!!!!!!!

Zell jumps up.

Zell: Roger.

Selphie gets up.

Rinoa: What was that?

Zell looks behind the tree.

Zell: SShhhhh.

Irvine: What?

Irvine looks behind the tree.

Rinoa: Well?

Irvine goes green.

Selphie: Irvine is turning into an alian.

Quistis: I'll tell you what it is.

Quistis looks behind the tree.

Rinoa: Will someone tell me what it is?

Quistis: The movement was because the ant sat down.

Raijin: I can't belive it followed us!

Selphie: Yeah.

Irvine: Mama.

Zell: .

Fujin: SILENCE.

Irvine: I want my mummy.

Selphie: Irvine.

Rinoa: What would make you feel more at home, Irvine?

Irvine: Thank you Rinoa.

Rinoa: I just want you to shut up.

Irvine: Whatever. Well, Quistis could be my mum.

Quistis: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Irvine: Rinoa could be my sister.

Rinoa: I'm so glad I'm not.

Irvine: Rinoa, why are you torchering me?

Rinoa: It's a hobby.

Zell: Ok, I know what my next hobby should be.

Selphie: Next? What is your first hobby?

Zell: Eating hotdogs of course.

*

Squall: AAAAAAAA.

Seifer: What?

Squall: A monkey grabed onto my butt.

Seifer: AAAAAAHAHAHHAHHHHAHAAAAAAAAA. Hehehe.

A monkey grabs onto Seifer's butt.

Seifer: Crap!

Squall: If you did crap that monkey would go away for sure.

Seifer: I'll take out my gunblade and get the monkey off your butt.

Squall: NOOOOOOOOOOO.

Seifer: Why not?

Squall: What if you take off my butt as well as the monkey?

Seifer: It won't hurt anyone.

Squall: It will hurt ME.

Seifer: Come on Squall. Be a man.

Squall: No, I'll get the monkey off your butt with the gunblade.

Seifer: No fear!

*

Zell: I chose my hobby because.

Selphie: Zell, we have a huge ant behind us and you are talking about your hobbies.

Zell: The ant is being very polite and it is waiting for me to tell you about my habbies.

Quistis: Hobbies.

Zell: What?

Quistis: It's hobbies. You said habbies.

Irvine: I think Zell talking about his hobbies is interesting.

Everyone: What?

Irvine: Why not? We have nothing better to listen to.

Zell: Thanks Irvine.

The ground starts moving again.

Irvine: Again?

Zell: Look! A bush!

Quistis: So?

Irvine: Maybe he wants to go on the loo.

Zell: No! Look at me.

Selphie: That is what we have been doing all the time.

Zell runs over to the bush and starts rubbing his butt on the bush.

Rinoa: What is so cool about this?

Zell stops rubbing his butt and runs up to the others.

Zell: Look!

Zell sticks out his butt at them.

Rinoa: Are we supposed to kick his butt?

Raijin: Hope so.

Zell: Any ketchup?

Everyone: Oh!.No.

*

Seifer: Squall you're going into a wall.

Squall: How do you know it's a wall?

Seifer: Guessing.

SPLAT.

Squall: I think it's a wall.

Seifer: Did any of your teeth come out?

Squall: No.

Seifer: Let's sit on this tree.

Squall: And do what?

Seifer: Take out your gunblade and kill the monkeys.

Squall: Kill them? But they are cute.

Seifer: GRRRRRRRR.Well, hit them!

Squall: Ok.

Squall and Seifer take out their gunblades.

Squall: Ummmmm.where are the monkeys?

Seifer: I think we lost them.

Squall: WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO.

*

Zell: No ketchup on my butt lalala.

Selphie: Hehe.

Rinoa: Irvine, go and look for the others.

Irvine: Why me?

Raijin: Because if we lose you it won't matter.

Fuijn: FUNNY.

Selphie: Raijin, if that was the reason we chose Irvine then we should send Zell with him.

Irvine: So what is the reason?

Rinoa: You are so tall that we can't lose you.

Zell: Irvine will you go?

Irvine: Ok.

Irvine leaves.

Selphie: Thank god I thought he would never leave.

Quistis: Isn't he your boyfriend?

Selphie: Yeah, so?

*

Irvine: I think they wanted me to leave. I'm hungry.

Irvine sits under a tree.

Irvine: Hey, there might be food on the tree.

Irvine gets up.

Irvine: I don't want to climb the tree.hmmmm.

*

Seifer: Let's get down from the tree and look for the others.

Squall: No way.

Seifer: Why not?

Squall: What if there is a plant that wants to eat me?

Seifer: So what? Are we gonna stay up here?

Squall: Yup.

Seifer: What is that?

Squall: What?.Hey! Who is moving the tree?

Seifer: I think I'm falling.

Seifer and Squall fall off the tree.

Seifer: Ummm.Do you want the good news of the bad news?

Squall: The good news.

Seifer: We found one of the guys.

Squall: Great and the bad news?

Seifer: It's cow-shit.

Irvine: I thought it was cow-crap.

Seifer gets up.

Squall: I see both of you but.umm.why are you upside down.

Seifer: You dork! You are upside down.

Squall: I am? It feels normal.

Irvine: Come on! I have to take you to the others.

Seifer: Where are they?

Irvine: Come!

Irvine takes them to the others.

Squall: RINOA!

Rinoa: Shut up!

Squall: Why?

Selphie: The ant is back.

Irvine: Shit!

Seifer: What ant? Are you guys losing it?

Squall: Why would you be afraid of an ant?

Quistis: Do you want to go out and look at it?

Seifer: I will.

Seifer walks out, walks back behind the tree and with a smile on his face, says very casualy.

Seifer: Shit.

Squall: Well?

Seifer: ...

Squall: Ok. I'll look.

Squall looks at the ant.

Squall: It's ugly.

Raijin: Whatever.

Squall: Don't say that only I am allowed to say that word.

Raijin: Whatever.

Squall: I'm gonna kill you.

Raijin: Do you want a piece of my staff?

Squall: Do you want a piece of my gunblade?

Raijin sees the gunblade.

Raijin: Can we talk about it?

Seifer: Wait! I got it.

Quistis: Got what?

Seifer: We want to get the ant away, right?

Fujin: RIGHT.

Seifer: So someone will go out and distract it.

Rinoa: Not me.

Irvine: Me neither.

Fujin: NO.

Seifer: Wait!

Quistis: How do we decide?

Seifer: We play a game.

Everyone: What game?

Seifer: The author will decide.

Author: What? Me? Seifer, you thought of it.

Seifer: Yeah but you are the author.

Author: And you are my inspiration.

Seifer: Thank you.

Irvine: What am I? Author: You are the dork that cries all the time.

Irvine: That isn't true.waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Quistis: The author is right.

Author: Say my proper name.

Quistis: Okay.what is it?

Author: WATER-ZONE-8!!!!!

Zell: I wanna use the loo.

Water-zone-8: Be careful I can throw you out of the fanfiction.

Zell: Yes please!

Water-zone-8: You want to go?

Zell: YES!

Water-zone-8: Then I'll keep you in it.

Zell: Grrrrrrrr.

Water-zone-8: Well Seifer? The game?

Seifer: Oh, yeah! Well.I have no inspiration.

Water-zone-8: .I know what lies beneath the snowfields.

Irvine: What?

Water-zone-8: You'll find out!

Squall: Whatever.

Selphie: Aren't we in a jungle?

Water-zone-8: Yeah.

Selphie: Then why are you talking about snowfields?

Water-zone-8: I won't tell you.

Zell: Why not?

Water-zone-8: You want to know what lies beneath the snowfields?

Everyone: Yes.

Water-zone-8: I can't tell you but I can take you there.

Seifer: Why would we wanna go there?

Water-zone-8: Even if you didn't want to go you will end up going there.

Seifer: Then take us there.

Water-zone-8: First you have to do me a favor.

Seifer: What?

Water-zone-8: Will you guys be in my next fanfiction?

Everyone: NO!

Water-zone-8: Please.

Everyone: NO!

Water-zone-8 gives Selphie a chocobo, gives Irvine a playboy, gives Rinoa petpals 6, gives Squall wepons monthly, gives Fujin a football shoe (to kick Raijin), gives Raijin a shield (to save him from Fujin), gives Quistis the new test, gets Seifer and Zell out of the dresses and into their normal clothes, gives Seifer a gunblade polishing set and gives Zell a hotdog.

Everyone: I'll be in your next fanfiction.

Water-zone-8: Good. Be in my computer tomorrow.

Everone: So soon?

Water-zone-8: Yeah.

Seifer: Wait! We could decide if we wanted to come?

Everyone: Yeah!

Seifer: I don't want to be in this fanfiction! Why did I go into her computer?

Rinoa: Because you didn't want to be left out, remember.

Seifer: Oh.yeah. I'm stupid!

Squall: We know.

Zell: I'm cold!

Seifer and Squall: What?

Zell: We are in SNOW!!!

Squall: Oh yeah.

Selphie: I'm freezing!

Quistis: It's not our fult that YOU wear a mini dress.

Selphie: Maybe I should stop wearing mini dresses.

Irvine: No!

Quistis: Let's talk.

Water-zone-8: Noooooo! You can't! See that house?

Everyone: Yeah.

Water-zone-8: What you're looking for is in there!

Everyone: How do you know?

Water-zone-8: This is my fanfiction!!!!!

Everyone: Oh.yeah.

They all run into the little hut.

Zell: It's got heating!

Selphie: Thank god!

Squall: Wrong! It's air-conditioning.

Raijin: Then why is it hot, ya know?

Squall: Because it's cold out there so it seems hot in here, silly :p

Quistis: Shut up. I'm supposed to say that.

Squall: Why?

Quistis: Because I think logicaly.

Squall: And what do I think like?

Quistis: You think like a whatever man.

Squall: What is your problem?

Fujin: LOOK!

Everyone: At what?

Fujin: TABLE!

Zell: There is a table in here?

They all see the table. (Which was in front of them all the time)

Raijin: There it is, ya know!

Irvine: What is in the chest?

Selphie: Hey! I think it's what headmaster Cid was looking for!!

Cid walks out of a door.

Cid: THAT'S ITTTTTTT!!!!!!!

Everyone looks at him as if he's gone bananas.

Rinoa: What?

Seifer: What is in it?

Squall: Everyone SHUT UP!!!!!

Everyone shuts up.

Squall: Cid, how did you get here?

Cid: I walked through that door.

Cid points at the door.

Fujin: SILLY ANSWER.

Raijin: Correct, ya know.

Squall: Whatever.

Squall turns around to Cid.

Squall: I know you came through the door.

Cid: You do?

Squall: Ya, I saw you. But how did you get here?

Cid: Simple. If you go through that door you will find your self at Balamb Garden.

Everyone: WHATTTTTTT?????????????

Squall: ( I can't belive we did soo much to find out that we could have just gone through a door)

Rinoa: ( Damn it! Woohoo! I didn't die in this fanfiction!!)

Irvine: ( God!! All this way without seeing a girl? When I gat back to Balamb I'll have to.)

Cid: .

Irvine: CRAP!

Everyone: What?

Irvine: Water-zone-8!

Water-zone-8: Yeah?

Irvine: How many times do I have to tell you NOT to let people read my mind?

Water-zone-8: .

Irvine: I'm thinking things that kids shouldn't be reading!!

Selphie: IRVINE! What are you think?

Irvine: Umm.Of you.

( Tch, Tch. Such lies!!)

Selphie: ( I wonder what he is thinking of.)

Cid: Why is everyone silent?

Everyone: We are thinking of ways to kill you.

Cid: Hehe, calm down people.

Zell: You better have a good reason..

Cid: What about all that peace, love and frenship?

Squall: Peace? We have war like all the time.

Seifer: Love? Ewwww.

Raijin: Frenship? What frenship, ya know?

Fujin: RIGHT.

Cid: Umm. If you feel that way we can change it to: War, hate and alone.

Everyone: It's nice.

Cid: Now come with me.

They go through the door and find themselves on the 3rd floor in Balamb.

Selphie: Wtf are we doing here?

Quistis: Selphie! Don't swear.

Selphie: Why not?

Quistis: Because.

After two hours of Quistis's talk on "Why not to swear" .

Quistis: Will all of you stop trying to press the triangle?

Everyone: NEVER.

Irvine turns arount to Selphie.

Irvine: This is all your fault.

Selphie: Mine? Why?

Irvine: Why? *in a Selphie voice* Why not?

Selphie: So?

Seifer: My ears are hurting.

Fujin: MINE TOO.

Zell: Someone shut her up.

Quistis: Why? I give beautiful talks.

Everyone: YEAH RIGHT.

Quistis: You will pay for that!

After four hours.

Quistis: We shouldn't swear because yada yada yada blah blah blah.

Zell: Does she ever shut up?

Irvine: If I have any more of this I'm gonna comit suside.

Seifer: This is the fist time I ever wanted Quistis to talk more.

Quistis: Thank you Seifer.

Cid: I don't think I'm ever gonna explan what happened.

Raijin: Cid why did you ever make her a teacher, ya know?

Cid: She looked as if she was good at it.

Selphie: She is too good at it.

Squall: And she gives you a LOT of homework.

Cid: That is the spirit!

Everyone stares at him.

Cid: What?

Squall: I just said that she gives you a LOT of homework.

Raijin: Ya, what is soo great about that, ya know?

Cid: Nothing. I was just thinking.

Squall: Yup, I know what it's like.

Seifer: Whatever.

Squall: Hey! My word, my word, my word.

Quistis shuts up ( thank god).

Rinoa: Quistis, why did you shut up?

Quistis: Noone was listening to me.

Squall: Whatever.

Cid: May I.

Quistis: Cid.

Cid: Yes?

Quistis: You where gonna tell us something?

Cid: YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Everyone: What?

Cid: Finally someone to listen to me.

Quistis: ^_^

Cid: Quistis, I give you SeeD level A.

( Water-zone-8: I'd like to have a headmaster like that!!)

Everyone: What????? Level A??????

Zell: SAY WHAT??????

Fujin: GRRRR.

Raijin: That ain't fear, ya know!!

Seifer: I want level A too.

Irvine: Seifer, who doesn't want level A?

Selphie: I'm NOT happy!!!

( Water-zone-8: That's weird.)

Rinoa: Huh? Why did she get level A?

Quistis: Shut up!!!!!

Everyone shuts up (again).

Quistis: I got A because I love me, you love me, he loves me, we love me, you love me and they love me. WE ALL LOVE MEEEEE.

Cid: Can we all forget the level A thing?

Everyone: Whatever.

THE END

Cid: No, no, no.

Everyone: Why not?

Cid: I have to explan what happened.

Zell: Oh yeah.

Seifer: Just make it quick.

Zell: Yeah, I need to go to the cafeteria.

Edea walks in.

Edea: Cid, did you find it?

Rinoa: Find what?

Cid: Yes honney.

Seifer: FIND WHAT?????

Edea: I'm so happy.

Cid: I just have to tell the boys what happened.

Quistis: Boys?

Cid: I meant you as well.

Selphie: You think we are boys?

Irvine: You think my girl friend is a boy?

Seifer: * Wispering* Yes.

Cid: Boy and girls, is that better?

Everyone: Yes.

Cid: First, I sent you on this mission because I had lost what I am holding in this chest.

Squall: Whatever.

Rinoa: Ok.

Zell: Wait.

Cid: What?

Zell: What about the man in black cape and the hooded man?

Cid: Ahh, yes.

Seifer: How do you know about the man in black cape and the hooded man?

Cid: I made them.

Everyone: What?

Cid: It was Xu and Nida.

Everyone: WHATTTTTTT?????????

Cid: They wanted to write a book.

Seifer: So?

Cid: So I told them to follow you guys and make your adventure a book.

Selphie: Who was who?

Cid: Xu was the hooded man.

Fujin: RAGE.

Rinoa: Grrrrr.

Seifer: WATER-ZONE-8!!!!!!

Water-zone-8: Don't shout Seifer.

Seifer: Did you know all about this?

Water-zone-8: Well, umm...yeah.

Water-zone-8 disapers leaving a red faced Seifer holding a gunblade.

Cid: Anyway, the book is being written right now.

Quistis: Shit.

Selphie: Quistis, don't you remember your four hour talk about NOT swearing?

Quistis: Oops.

Selphie: Hehe.

Quistis: Grrrr.

Selphie and Quistis start fighting.

Cid: And the book will be published in two days.

Selphie and Quistis stop fighting.

Quistis and Selphie: What?

Raijin: What if we don't want the book to be published, ya know?

Cid: You have no choice.

Zell: .

Cid: And Quistis will read it in the classrooms.

Quistis: What??????

Cid: It will be a lesson and the students won't sleep.

Everyone: How come?

Cid: It's so funny.

Irvine: Grrrr.

Cid: I'll give you all a free book. I'm going to buy one myself you know.

Seifer: Do we get paid?

Cid: Of course not.

Seifer: WHY NOT?

Cid: You where looking for something. Only Nida and Xu will get paid and that way Garden will also keep it's money.

Squall: Crap!

Zell: Can't you give me a higher SeeD level?

Cid: Umm.what level are you?

Zell: Level 1.

Cid: What????? No SeeD is that level!!!!!!

Zell: Well you've just meet one that IS level 1.

Cid: Ok. I'll make you level 3.

Zell: ?

Cid: What?

Zell: ? Only?

Cid: It's better than what you where.

Zell: Whatever.

Squall: What is in the chest?

Seifer: Oh yeah.

Rinoa: It should be something VERY important.

Cid: Why should it be important?

Irvine: Well you sent us to the other side of the world.

Selphie: Which apparently is right on the other side of that door.

Cid: Heh.

Raijin: Will you tell us, ya know?

Cid: Does it matter if I don't?

Everyone: Yes.

Cid: Well, Edea was making a spell and it got stolen by a shadow that she made.

Quistis: She made a shadow?

Cid: It was a spell. I wanted a servant and she thought a shadow would be fun.

Everyone: Oh.

Cid: And the spell she had been working on for ages, she finished it and it got stolen so we sent you after it. ?

Squall: Okay.

Cid: Okay?

Seifer: Not so fast.

Cid: What?

Seifer: What was the spell?

Cid: I'll tell you but don't get mad.

Seifer raises an eyebrow.

Cid: Heh, It was a spell to make me thiner. ?

Everyone: WHATTTTTTTTTTT???????????

Raijin takes out his staff, Seifer and Squall take out there gunblades, Irvine takes out his gun, Quistis gets her wip out, Fujin gets her Zan and Selphie and Rinoa ( who have taken out there wepons) get ready to attack.

Cid: Now people I don't think you are going to attack me.

Squall: You think?

Seifer: We are gonna cut you into little picses.

Cid: Quistis protect me!!!!!

Quistis: Why should I?

Cid: If you don't you can forget about the level A.

Quistis: Whatever, you wouldn't be alive to give it to me.

Cid: Oh no ?.

So they chased around Gareden for seven days and eight nights.

Whilst running.

Seifer: I think I'm getting a little tired.

Quistis: How come?

Seifer: Come on! Holding a gunblade for seven days and eight nights? You wouldn't last half a day.

Quistis: I get the picture.

Selphie: This dress is hard to run in! ?

Cid: GIVE UP *gasp* *gasp*.

Everyone: Never!!

Cid: I don't need Edea's spell anymore. I've lost like 23 kilos.

Water-zone-8: Hehe, I think I killed all of you!

Fujin: YEAH.

Raijin: I never thought Cid could run for sooooo long, ya know.

Edea is watching them.

Edea: GO CID!! I'm so proud of you!

Seifer: Hey! We've lasted this long maybe I should enter the marathon! I could win!

Squall: I'd go up against you and I'd win.

Seifer: You wish!!!!

Squall: You wish you could win!!!! You wouldn't last three minutes.

Seifer: I'd win.

Squall: I would!!

Seifer and Squall: ME!