Vegeta, get away from that button!
Disclaimer: DBZ does not belong to me, sniff neither does Greece, or the characters in the Trojan war.
******************* Kakarotto, Where are we? ******************
"Kakarotto, are you sure she said it was in here?"
"Vegeta, I told you that I think it is in here!"
"BAKA! THEN WHY ARE WE SITTING IN A CLOSET!"
"This is a closet? Really, I didn't know! I though it was the machine. No wonder there isn't any buttons. Sorry Veggie"
"Stop calling me Veggie! That is not my name Bakayaro."
As Vegeta and Goku made their way out of the closet, only Dende knows how they got in there, they went in search for the famous lab. Goku, having been in this house for an hour looking for the lab, was getting a little worried that Vegeta didn't know where he was going. Vegeta had never stepped foot within the deeper parts of Capsule Corp. and only knew where the important things were: the kitchen, the bedroom, the brat's bedroom, the Gravity chamber, and the Infirmary. Other than that he had no clue where the hell the lab was.
"Kakarotto, do you have any idea where we are?"
"Actually Vegeta, I was hoping you could tell me."
Vegeta looked at their surroundings, he was scared, but he didn't want baka Kakarotto to know that. So he put on his most "I_KNOW_EVERYTHING_" look, and smirked at Goku.
"Of course I know where I am. Look we are in the, umm. We are in Capsule Corp."
"I know that, silly. But where in Capsule Corp. are we?
Looking around he started to try to make something up, but finding even that hard to do he decided to just take the next hall they came to, and go into what ever door was there.
"Of course I know where we are, just follow me. It is a good thing I was here, you would have prolly gotten lost and we would have had to come search for you. You then would have been here for like days, and since the kitchen is so far away, you wouldn't have had anything to eat!"
"AHHHH!, Vegeta stop, please you are scaring me!"
But Vegeta was loving this, just the idea of scaring the pants off of Kakarotto was too precious.
"Then, your stomach would start growling, and the only food you would have if the old dirty stuff that Bulma makes, and it would be so burnt that it wouldn't even be food anymore."
"Vegeta, please stop, please."
Goku, got on his knees, grabbing a hold of Vegeta's legs trying to stop him from scaring him any further. After a while of teasing Vegeta got tired of scaring him and really wanted to finish this adventure.
"Oh, come on Baka, lets go find this machine before Bulma returns."
Well Dende must really be looking down on them, cause as soon as they turned the corner, there was the infamous lab they had been looking for. Just before Vegeta could grab the door, a loud roar sounded. As soon as Vegeta opened his eyes, he was in the arms of Goku holding on for dear life. Goku, looked down at Vegeta, and smiled that famous Goku smile.
"Wow, Vegeta you are really fast."
"NOT_A_WORD!!"
"Hey Vegeta, could you let go, you are digging your nails into my skin."
Goku, then dropped Vegeta on his butt, trying really hard not to snicker, he looked down at the Saiyan no ouji
"I swear, by the blood that flows through my veins, you will pay Kakarotto!"
"Yeah sure, Hey Vegeta?"
Vegeta, got up and brushed off his butt, which was a little sore from the impact and went for the door when the roar was heard again, this time he stood his ground and looked around.
"Is that your stomach Kakarotto?"
"Yeah, Vegeta, I tried to tell you, I am REALLY REALLY HUNGRY. Can you go inside while I go get something to eat?"
"No Kakarotto, this was your idea, go get something to eat and return. Do make me come and get you!"
"Thanks, I'll be right back. Hey do you want something too?"
"Yes get me a…"
Goku, had already left before Vegeta could finish his sentence, he watched as Goku went down the opposite hall they came from, and in 3minutes was back. Vegeta looked at him stunned.
"Where did you go?"
"I went to the kitchen, why?"
"How did you get back so fast?"
"Vegeta, the kitchen is around the corner."
Vegeta, looked at him, then peeked his head around the corner of the hall they stood in, there was the kitchen, looking messy from Goku's feast. Vegeta, could just feel the veins popping out of his head. He could see all the power he has ever had floating to the surface, as he tried with all his power to stop himself from going SSJ. Goku, sensing the power, took a couple of steps back.
"WE HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS LAB FOR AN HOUR AND YOU KNEW THE KITCHEN WAS AROUND THE CORNER FROM IT THE WHOLE TIME?"
"Well, Yeah, I figured you just wanted t tour the house."
"I LIVE HERE BAKA! IF I WANTED TO TOUR THE HOUSE I WOULD HAVE DONE IT IN THE TEN YEARS THAT I HAVE LIVED HERE!"
"Calm, down Vegeta. Here, I got you a Pepsi. Lets see what this machine looks like."
Damn that Kakarotto, he knows my weakness.
Goku stepped through the door, and began to search for the machine, After about 5 minutes he found it and called for Vegeta to come look at it. It was a simple a lot like the one Mirai Trunks had brought when he visited from time to time. And since Vegeta is curious, A/N in this one they are. Especially the Saiyan no ouji
He decided to play with it a little.
"umm, Vegeta, I don't think you should touch it, it may start or something."
"Shut-up Kakarotto, I have traveled the Galaxy and back, have been in every space pod imaginable. I know how to work this thing. Plus there is usually an ON button. As long as we don't touch it then we won't go anywhere."
"But Vegeta, what if it isn't like that at all. What if it doesn't have an ON button? What if it is just a random pushing of buttons?"
"Are you scared Kakarotto? Don't worry, Since I am the strongest Saiyan in the galaxy I will protect you. Now sit down and shut up!"
Vegeta, started pushing all kinds of buttons, red, gray, pink, silver. Soon he came across a Big Blue, Getting excited he went to push it, but Goku tried to stop him.
"VEGETA DON'T PUSH THAT BUTTON!"
"Why not it is my favorite color."
"VEGETA! GET AWAY FROM THAT BUTTON."
Vegeta, being the stubborn person that he is, ignored Goku's pleas and pushed the button anyway. A bright light surrounded them, as Goku and Vegeta, grabbed each other's waist.
"WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!"
The bright light engulfed them, and they soon was in a warp hole traveling very fast. Neither dares open their eyes but they didn't want the other to think they were weak. Goku, and Vegeta opened their eyes at the same time. Even in their own time you could hear their screams. Suddenly the light was gone and they was sitting holding each other very tight. The blushes was so red on both their faces that something needed to be said.
"Dear Lord Vegeta, You smell Really Bad!"
"HOW DEAR YOU, SPEAK TO THE SAIYAN NO OUJI LIKE THAT! I don't really smell do I?"
Goku giggled to himself as the proud Saiyan no ouji sniffed at his arms pitts.
"Hey I don't smell!"
Goku opened the time machine door to look around, and found about a million men fighting all around them. Vegeta, stepped out of the machine and was looking in the wrong direction as Goku.
"This isn't that bad, I wonder where we are Kakarotto? Hey Kakarotto? What are you look…. Ing…. At?
Vegeta, looked on to the battlefield, seeing all the fighting and all the blood. He smiled as the smell of war surrounded him.
"Hmm, My kinda battle!"
Suddenly a man in bronze armor ran up to the two Saiyans, blood on the tip of his shield and spear.
"Hey you! Stop looking at the Achaeans winning out over the Trojans. Zeus will have your head if you don't help."
Goku, looked at the man as he ran away, as stunned as he was he couldn't believe where they were. The last time he had heard those names was when Gohan was studying for his history test.
"Oh Man, Vegeta, do you know where we are?"
"Yeah a great war!'
"NO! WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TROJAN WAR, AND WE ARE TROJANS."
"So?"
"We are in ancient Greece, Vegeta, the Trojans lose!"
"What? Oh No."
Cliffhanger: sorry about that readers, my hands were getting tired and I have to go soon, review and tell me what you think
Disclaimer: DBZ does not belong to me, sniff neither does Greece, or the characters in the Trojan war.
******************* Kakarotto, Where are we? ******************
"Kakarotto, are you sure she said it was in here?"
"Vegeta, I told you that I think it is in here!"
"BAKA! THEN WHY ARE WE SITTING IN A CLOSET!"
"This is a closet? Really, I didn't know! I though it was the machine. No wonder there isn't any buttons. Sorry Veggie"
"Stop calling me Veggie! That is not my name Bakayaro."
As Vegeta and Goku made their way out of the closet, only Dende knows how they got in there, they went in search for the famous lab. Goku, having been in this house for an hour looking for the lab, was getting a little worried that Vegeta didn't know where he was going. Vegeta had never stepped foot within the deeper parts of Capsule Corp. and only knew where the important things were: the kitchen, the bedroom, the brat's bedroom, the Gravity chamber, and the Infirmary. Other than that he had no clue where the hell the lab was.
"Kakarotto, do you have any idea where we are?"
"Actually Vegeta, I was hoping you could tell me."
Vegeta looked at their surroundings, he was scared, but he didn't want baka Kakarotto to know that. So he put on his most "I_KNOW_EVERYTHING_" look, and smirked at Goku.
"Of course I know where I am. Look we are in the, umm. We are in Capsule Corp."
"I know that, silly. But where in Capsule Corp. are we?
Looking around he started to try to make something up, but finding even that hard to do he decided to just take the next hall they came to, and go into what ever door was there.
"Of course I know where we are, just follow me. It is a good thing I was here, you would have prolly gotten lost and we would have had to come search for you. You then would have been here for like days, and since the kitchen is so far away, you wouldn't have had anything to eat!"
"AHHHH!, Vegeta stop, please you are scaring me!"
But Vegeta was loving this, just the idea of scaring the pants off of Kakarotto was too precious.
"Then, your stomach would start growling, and the only food you would have if the old dirty stuff that Bulma makes, and it would be so burnt that it wouldn't even be food anymore."
"Vegeta, please stop, please."
Goku, got on his knees, grabbing a hold of Vegeta's legs trying to stop him from scaring him any further. After a while of teasing Vegeta got tired of scaring him and really wanted to finish this adventure.
"Oh, come on Baka, lets go find this machine before Bulma returns."
Well Dende must really be looking down on them, cause as soon as they turned the corner, there was the infamous lab they had been looking for. Just before Vegeta could grab the door, a loud roar sounded. As soon as Vegeta opened his eyes, he was in the arms of Goku holding on for dear life. Goku, looked down at Vegeta, and smiled that famous Goku smile.
"Wow, Vegeta you are really fast."
"NOT_A_WORD!!"
"Hey Vegeta, could you let go, you are digging your nails into my skin."
Goku, then dropped Vegeta on his butt, trying really hard not to snicker, he looked down at the Saiyan no ouji
"I swear, by the blood that flows through my veins, you will pay Kakarotto!"
"Yeah sure, Hey Vegeta?"
Vegeta, got up and brushed off his butt, which was a little sore from the impact and went for the door when the roar was heard again, this time he stood his ground and looked around.
"Is that your stomach Kakarotto?"
"Yeah, Vegeta, I tried to tell you, I am REALLY REALLY HUNGRY. Can you go inside while I go get something to eat?"
"No Kakarotto, this was your idea, go get something to eat and return. Do make me come and get you!"
"Thanks, I'll be right back. Hey do you want something too?"
"Yes get me a…"
Goku, had already left before Vegeta could finish his sentence, he watched as Goku went down the opposite hall they came from, and in 3minutes was back. Vegeta looked at him stunned.
"Where did you go?"
"I went to the kitchen, why?"
"How did you get back so fast?"
"Vegeta, the kitchen is around the corner."
Vegeta, looked at him, then peeked his head around the corner of the hall they stood in, there was the kitchen, looking messy from Goku's feast. Vegeta, could just feel the veins popping out of his head. He could see all the power he has ever had floating to the surface, as he tried with all his power to stop himself from going SSJ. Goku, sensing the power, took a couple of steps back.
"WE HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS LAB FOR AN HOUR AND YOU KNEW THE KITCHEN WAS AROUND THE CORNER FROM IT THE WHOLE TIME?"
"Well, Yeah, I figured you just wanted t tour the house."
"I LIVE HERE BAKA! IF I WANTED TO TOUR THE HOUSE I WOULD HAVE DONE IT IN THE TEN YEARS THAT I HAVE LIVED HERE!"
"Calm, down Vegeta. Here, I got you a Pepsi. Lets see what this machine looks like."
Damn that Kakarotto, he knows my weakness.
Goku stepped through the door, and began to search for the machine, After about 5 minutes he found it and called for Vegeta to come look at it. It was a simple a lot like the one Mirai Trunks had brought when he visited from time to time. And since Vegeta is curious, A/N in this one they are. Especially the Saiyan no ouji
He decided to play with it a little.
"umm, Vegeta, I don't think you should touch it, it may start or something."
"Shut-up Kakarotto, I have traveled the Galaxy and back, have been in every space pod imaginable. I know how to work this thing. Plus there is usually an ON button. As long as we don't touch it then we won't go anywhere."
"But Vegeta, what if it isn't like that at all. What if it doesn't have an ON button? What if it is just a random pushing of buttons?"
"Are you scared Kakarotto? Don't worry, Since I am the strongest Saiyan in the galaxy I will protect you. Now sit down and shut up!"
Vegeta, started pushing all kinds of buttons, red, gray, pink, silver. Soon he came across a Big Blue, Getting excited he went to push it, but Goku tried to stop him.
"VEGETA DON'T PUSH THAT BUTTON!"
"Why not it is my favorite color."
"VEGETA! GET AWAY FROM THAT BUTTON."
Vegeta, being the stubborn person that he is, ignored Goku's pleas and pushed the button anyway. A bright light surrounded them, as Goku and Vegeta, grabbed each other's waist.
"WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!"
The bright light engulfed them, and they soon was in a warp hole traveling very fast. Neither dares open their eyes but they didn't want the other to think they were weak. Goku, and Vegeta opened their eyes at the same time. Even in their own time you could hear their screams. Suddenly the light was gone and they was sitting holding each other very tight. The blushes was so red on both their faces that something needed to be said.
"Dear Lord Vegeta, You smell Really Bad!"
"HOW DEAR YOU, SPEAK TO THE SAIYAN NO OUJI LIKE THAT! I don't really smell do I?"
Goku giggled to himself as the proud Saiyan no ouji sniffed at his arms pitts.
"Hey I don't smell!"
Goku opened the time machine door to look around, and found about a million men fighting all around them. Vegeta, stepped out of the machine and was looking in the wrong direction as Goku.
"This isn't that bad, I wonder where we are Kakarotto? Hey Kakarotto? What are you look…. Ing…. At?
Vegeta, looked on to the battlefield, seeing all the fighting and all the blood. He smiled as the smell of war surrounded him.
"Hmm, My kinda battle!"
Suddenly a man in bronze armor ran up to the two Saiyans, blood on the tip of his shield and spear.
"Hey you! Stop looking at the Achaeans winning out over the Trojans. Zeus will have your head if you don't help."
Goku, looked at the man as he ran away, as stunned as he was he couldn't believe where they were. The last time he had heard those names was when Gohan was studying for his history test.
"Oh Man, Vegeta, do you know where we are?"
"Yeah a great war!'
"NO! WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TROJAN WAR, AND WE ARE TROJANS."
"So?"
"We are in ancient Greece, Vegeta, the Trojans lose!"
"What? Oh No."
Cliffhanger: sorry about that readers, my hands were getting tired and I have to go soon, review and tell me what you think
