Vegeta, get away from that button!
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ, Trojan War, or Greek Gods!!! (
A/N This story may have some funny parts in it, but as the story unfolds, I don't know how it will come out. So sorry ahead of time if the funny scenes are lacking
********* The Big Fight ********
"We're in Ancient Greece, Vegeta, and The Trojans lose!"
"What, Oh no!"
Vegeta look out into the battle field and saw all the blood shed, even though he knew nothing of what Goku was talking about, he wasn't about to let him know that. No Third class baka was going to make him look stupid, so he pretended to understand what he just told him. Goku, having known him for sometime now knew he didn't understand, and chimed in to help clear up the matters. But knowing Vegeta he would take it the wrong way.
Think Goku, how can you explain it without making him mad? After running it through his head he thought he had the perfect way to tell him minus the ego trip.
"Vegeta, I thought I heard Gohan talk about it. It was by some guy named Homer or something. Anyway it is about two armies that fight over some lady named Helen."
"Ohh, Helen of Troy."
Goku couldn't help but try to mask his shock, the look of awe was plastered all over his face. The Saiyan no ouji noticed and was enraged.
" I AM NOT STUPID KAKAROTTO! I DO KNOW SOME THINGS!!"
Goku just turned to look at the battle, taking in all the details of the battle scene. He had to admit it was a little exciting being there. The field was a large one, with bronze and silver spears marked with blood everywhere. Not to mention all the bodies. Goku had never seen so many bodies in all his life, it kind of made his stomach turn. He could feel the wave of nausea running through him, and before he could stop it, he had turned and threw up on Vegeta.
" EWWW! KAKAROTTO, YOU ARE DISGUSTING! NOW I SMELL AS BAD AS YOU! STUPID BAKA CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT A TRUE BATTLE SCENE! NOW MY UNIFORM IS RUINED! OHH ARE YOU LUCKY THERE IS A OCEAN BESIDE US OR I WOULD MAKE YOU CLEAN MY SUIT!"
Stomping away towards the water he mumbled something like, baka, third- class stomach, idiot, all the other things were too bad to retell. Goku decided to walk around after figuring out how to capsule the machine. He turned toward the ocean where he found a man sitting and crying into his hands. Feeling sad for the man he walked up to him, sitting beside him he put his hand on the man's shoulder and began to pat it. The man jumped up and looked Goku over a little bit, looking very wary and a little happy at the same time he began to talk.
"Where are you from stranger? Have you word from the traitor of kings Agamemnon?"
"Who?" The expression of confusion passed over his face as he did his trademark scratching of his head. The man just looked at him, then with a speed Goku hadn't expected he had a bronze spear to his neck.
"Who are you? And where have you come from?"
"Hi! My name is Goku! And I am from Tokyo. What is your name?"
"My name is Achilles, and where is Tokyo?"
Goku, looked all over the battlefield, then he looked at a weird faced Achilles.
"Well I guess I don't know. He he. So tell me why are you just sitting here instead of fighting?"
"Because the King Agamemnon is a traitor and he took my woman from me!'
"Is that it, but why aren't you fighting?"
"Because he has stole my honor and I won't fight for him ever. Until Zeus, God of Thunder, has honored me, by allowing the Trojans to trap the Achaeans to the ships. Only then will I fight!"
"Ohh, well you should help anyway, those guys out there are your friends right?"
"Yes."
"Then you should help them, they might die. But I guess you could just wish them back with Dragonballs."
"The what?"
"The Dragonballs. Shenlon, the Eternal Dragon will grant you two wishes but then you have to make sure you know what wish you want or he will get mad. And he is really tall so if you get him mad, I bet he could sit on you. Then he might not let you live again. And it will take you a whole year to find the Dragonballs again once you make the wishes. But sometime he won't let you come back to life. But then you will be able to go to Snakeway, but make sure you don't fall off cause then you will go to HFIL. And that place is bad, cause I have enemies down there and they…."
As Goku talked he never noticed Achilles running way from him screaming "Demon. Demon."
Somewhere by the ocean
"What the hell do you mean I can't wash in your river? I am the Mighty Saiyan no Ouji! And you can't tell me where I can and can not wash my royal body! You are just a stupid baka river anyway you shouldn't even be able to talk!"
"Look, I am the River Guardian and I say you may not wash your dirty body in my pure water. It is for healing only not bathing!"
Vegeta started powering up and looked the giant in the face. Or what you wanted to call a face. It consisted of water, basically his whole body was made of water. As Vegeta started powering up the River Guardian looked on with amazement. Here was a mortal, or he thought he was a mortal that had the nerve to yell at him… And what is a Saiyan no Ouji anyway? Thinking he was going to get into a fight the River Guardian called on the Gods just to make sure they would protect him just in case. But to no luck, before he could even blink Vegeta was beating him senseless, having powered up to SSJ2, The Guardian was no match for the Prince. Heck the Guardian couldn't even get a punch in let alone free himself from the angry grasp.
The Gods watched as Vegeta began to pummel the poor River Guardian. He basically had no chance of winning with the mortal. But what caught their eyes, was the fact that the River Guardian was stronger than most mortals, but this one was hurting him really bad. Zeus looked to his gods, picking his favorite, Athena he asked her to go and help the Guardian. She stormed from Mount Olympus on her favorite horses, racing like the wind, she arrived to the scene to see a beat up Guardian pleading the Saiyan no Ouji for his life. She walked up to the Guardian, and while Vegeta couldn't see her, the Guardian could.
"Poor Electicus, you have been beaten. Here take this and you will be healed, then go and leave me with this mortal. The Gods have watched him carefully."
"Thank you fair and white armed Athena."
Vegeta watched in silence while this Baka talked to thin air.
"HEY, BAKA CAN WE FINISH THIS BEATING SO THAT I CAN GO HOME!"
But Electicus, just walked away not even speaking, this made Vegeta so mad. How dare this water creature just leave in the middle of a fight. As Vegeta began to wash his clothes off in the river, as he had tried to do before, for some reason it wouldn't wash off.
Stupid baka! Now it won't wash off, I get to smell like him all day.
Athena watched him closely and when she was sure he had no idea that she was there she appeared in front of him. Vegeta had never screamed so loud in his life, falling into the river he looked at the Goddess with hatred. Jumping up he was in her face immediately.
" HOW DARE YOU SCARE THE SAIYAN NO OUJI! YOU SHOULD BE LUCKY I DIDN'T BLAST YOU! ON SECOND THOUGH I THINK I WILL!"
While Vegeta powered up a ki blast, Athena just looked at him. This is not a mere mortal. And he had yelled at a Goddess, he was not from around here either. Smiling she walked towards him.
"Tell me mortal, who are you and where are you from?"
"I am the proud Saiyan no Ouji, and I am the Strongest person in the universe. Who the hell are you?"
"I am the Goddess of Thunder, favorite Daughter to the All Mighty Zeus!"
"Daughter of who?"
"Come with me mortal and we shall see my father. The God of Gods."
Somewhere on the battlefield
Goku sat in the middle of the Achaeans fort eating all the lambs, and drinking all the wine that was on the boat. Smiling to himself he burped to show his drunk ness. Bodies fell all around he and he didn't even notice it, until some blood had landed on his shoe. Looking at it, he did everything in his power not to throw up again. He stumbled as he tried to place himself on his feet. After several tries he started to walk past all the screaming men to the front door of the gate, where Trojan were trying to climb. With as little effort as possible, he pushed the gate open. But not knowing his strength, he had pushed the door so hard it fell and crushed all the men under it. As he walked a large hand grabbed his arm and he was pulled back. He looked into the eyes of a huge guy. The Dude was so big, even bigger than him. He wavered a little before getting closer to his face. Breathing a little heavy, he began to question the man.
"Who the hell are you?"
"You are a strong man. You killed twenty men just now."
Goku looked at the wall he had just pushed down and back to the man.
"And what's it to you big boy?"
"Thank you, King Agamemnon will be please. My name is Ajax, Great Ajax. What is your name?"
"Goku, but Vegeta calls me Kakarotto."
"You are a mighty warrior, so I will watch you back."
"I don't need you to watch my back… Why is there something on it?"
Ajax looked at him oddly, this man must be drunk, how can a man be drunk at a time like this?
Goku looked at the Great Ajax, then without thinking he pushed him away. Yelling, for no reason, he started to walk out the gate.
"I AM GOING TO DRINK SOME TROJANS AND KILL SOME WINE! ALL HAIL THE PURPLE PEOPLE EATERS!!"
Men stopped what they were doing on all sides, they stared at Goku as he attempted to walk through another wall. This time he made it fall, but caught it before it fell on anymore men. He walked to the middle of the battlefield, and decided that this was the best time to start powering up. Spears and arrows flew all around him, as he began to scream. The golden aura began to glow around him as the war stopped. He powered up to SSJ4, turning into a ape, human hybrid. Men fled in fear, spears fell from their hands as a god like creature had come before them. Goku, having not noticed the commotion around him began to look around the war site. Several men just sat on the ground, their heads between their legs and arms on the ground.
"What the heck are you guys doing?"
On top of Mount Olympus
The Gods watched in amazement as Goku powered up, scaring not only the men on the battlefield but them as well. He was a God that they didn't know about. He would have to be killed. Zeus yelled his fury to the other Gods, as he stormed off of Mount Olympus. He stepped onto the soil of the battle field and looked down on Goku. Thunder bolt in hand.
"How dare you mortal break this fight up?"
"Hey Look old man I am not a Mortal I am Goku!"
"You shall pay for interrupting!"
"Bring it on old man!"
Cliffhanger: Sorry about that Peeps but I had to stop it somewhere. What will happen. Will Zeus kill Goku? Will Goku become the next God of Gods? You will find out next time. Please Review.
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ, Trojan War, or Greek Gods!!! (
A/N This story may have some funny parts in it, but as the story unfolds, I don't know how it will come out. So sorry ahead of time if the funny scenes are lacking
********* The Big Fight ********
"We're in Ancient Greece, Vegeta, and The Trojans lose!"
"What, Oh no!"
Vegeta look out into the battle field and saw all the blood shed, even though he knew nothing of what Goku was talking about, he wasn't about to let him know that. No Third class baka was going to make him look stupid, so he pretended to understand what he just told him. Goku, having known him for sometime now knew he didn't understand, and chimed in to help clear up the matters. But knowing Vegeta he would take it the wrong way.
Think Goku, how can you explain it without making him mad? After running it through his head he thought he had the perfect way to tell him minus the ego trip.
"Vegeta, I thought I heard Gohan talk about it. It was by some guy named Homer or something. Anyway it is about two armies that fight over some lady named Helen."
"Ohh, Helen of Troy."
Goku couldn't help but try to mask his shock, the look of awe was plastered all over his face. The Saiyan no ouji noticed and was enraged.
" I AM NOT STUPID KAKAROTTO! I DO KNOW SOME THINGS!!"
Goku just turned to look at the battle, taking in all the details of the battle scene. He had to admit it was a little exciting being there. The field was a large one, with bronze and silver spears marked with blood everywhere. Not to mention all the bodies. Goku had never seen so many bodies in all his life, it kind of made his stomach turn. He could feel the wave of nausea running through him, and before he could stop it, he had turned and threw up on Vegeta.
" EWWW! KAKAROTTO, YOU ARE DISGUSTING! NOW I SMELL AS BAD AS YOU! STUPID BAKA CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT A TRUE BATTLE SCENE! NOW MY UNIFORM IS RUINED! OHH ARE YOU LUCKY THERE IS A OCEAN BESIDE US OR I WOULD MAKE YOU CLEAN MY SUIT!"
Stomping away towards the water he mumbled something like, baka, third- class stomach, idiot, all the other things were too bad to retell. Goku decided to walk around after figuring out how to capsule the machine. He turned toward the ocean where he found a man sitting and crying into his hands. Feeling sad for the man he walked up to him, sitting beside him he put his hand on the man's shoulder and began to pat it. The man jumped up and looked Goku over a little bit, looking very wary and a little happy at the same time he began to talk.
"Where are you from stranger? Have you word from the traitor of kings Agamemnon?"
"Who?" The expression of confusion passed over his face as he did his trademark scratching of his head. The man just looked at him, then with a speed Goku hadn't expected he had a bronze spear to his neck.
"Who are you? And where have you come from?"
"Hi! My name is Goku! And I am from Tokyo. What is your name?"
"My name is Achilles, and where is Tokyo?"
Goku, looked all over the battlefield, then he looked at a weird faced Achilles.
"Well I guess I don't know. He he. So tell me why are you just sitting here instead of fighting?"
"Because the King Agamemnon is a traitor and he took my woman from me!'
"Is that it, but why aren't you fighting?"
"Because he has stole my honor and I won't fight for him ever. Until Zeus, God of Thunder, has honored me, by allowing the Trojans to trap the Achaeans to the ships. Only then will I fight!"
"Ohh, well you should help anyway, those guys out there are your friends right?"
"Yes."
"Then you should help them, they might die. But I guess you could just wish them back with Dragonballs."
"The what?"
"The Dragonballs. Shenlon, the Eternal Dragon will grant you two wishes but then you have to make sure you know what wish you want or he will get mad. And he is really tall so if you get him mad, I bet he could sit on you. Then he might not let you live again. And it will take you a whole year to find the Dragonballs again once you make the wishes. But sometime he won't let you come back to life. But then you will be able to go to Snakeway, but make sure you don't fall off cause then you will go to HFIL. And that place is bad, cause I have enemies down there and they…."
As Goku talked he never noticed Achilles running way from him screaming "Demon. Demon."
Somewhere by the ocean
"What the hell do you mean I can't wash in your river? I am the Mighty Saiyan no Ouji! And you can't tell me where I can and can not wash my royal body! You are just a stupid baka river anyway you shouldn't even be able to talk!"
"Look, I am the River Guardian and I say you may not wash your dirty body in my pure water. It is for healing only not bathing!"
Vegeta started powering up and looked the giant in the face. Or what you wanted to call a face. It consisted of water, basically his whole body was made of water. As Vegeta started powering up the River Guardian looked on with amazement. Here was a mortal, or he thought he was a mortal that had the nerve to yell at him… And what is a Saiyan no Ouji anyway? Thinking he was going to get into a fight the River Guardian called on the Gods just to make sure they would protect him just in case. But to no luck, before he could even blink Vegeta was beating him senseless, having powered up to SSJ2, The Guardian was no match for the Prince. Heck the Guardian couldn't even get a punch in let alone free himself from the angry grasp.
The Gods watched as Vegeta began to pummel the poor River Guardian. He basically had no chance of winning with the mortal. But what caught their eyes, was the fact that the River Guardian was stronger than most mortals, but this one was hurting him really bad. Zeus looked to his gods, picking his favorite, Athena he asked her to go and help the Guardian. She stormed from Mount Olympus on her favorite horses, racing like the wind, she arrived to the scene to see a beat up Guardian pleading the Saiyan no Ouji for his life. She walked up to the Guardian, and while Vegeta couldn't see her, the Guardian could.
"Poor Electicus, you have been beaten. Here take this and you will be healed, then go and leave me with this mortal. The Gods have watched him carefully."
"Thank you fair and white armed Athena."
Vegeta watched in silence while this Baka talked to thin air.
"HEY, BAKA CAN WE FINISH THIS BEATING SO THAT I CAN GO HOME!"
But Electicus, just walked away not even speaking, this made Vegeta so mad. How dare this water creature just leave in the middle of a fight. As Vegeta began to wash his clothes off in the river, as he had tried to do before, for some reason it wouldn't wash off.
Stupid baka! Now it won't wash off, I get to smell like him all day.
Athena watched him closely and when she was sure he had no idea that she was there she appeared in front of him. Vegeta had never screamed so loud in his life, falling into the river he looked at the Goddess with hatred. Jumping up he was in her face immediately.
" HOW DARE YOU SCARE THE SAIYAN NO OUJI! YOU SHOULD BE LUCKY I DIDN'T BLAST YOU! ON SECOND THOUGH I THINK I WILL!"
While Vegeta powered up a ki blast, Athena just looked at him. This is not a mere mortal. And he had yelled at a Goddess, he was not from around here either. Smiling she walked towards him.
"Tell me mortal, who are you and where are you from?"
"I am the proud Saiyan no Ouji, and I am the Strongest person in the universe. Who the hell are you?"
"I am the Goddess of Thunder, favorite Daughter to the All Mighty Zeus!"
"Daughter of who?"
"Come with me mortal and we shall see my father. The God of Gods."
Somewhere on the battlefield
Goku sat in the middle of the Achaeans fort eating all the lambs, and drinking all the wine that was on the boat. Smiling to himself he burped to show his drunk ness. Bodies fell all around he and he didn't even notice it, until some blood had landed on his shoe. Looking at it, he did everything in his power not to throw up again. He stumbled as he tried to place himself on his feet. After several tries he started to walk past all the screaming men to the front door of the gate, where Trojan were trying to climb. With as little effort as possible, he pushed the gate open. But not knowing his strength, he had pushed the door so hard it fell and crushed all the men under it. As he walked a large hand grabbed his arm and he was pulled back. He looked into the eyes of a huge guy. The Dude was so big, even bigger than him. He wavered a little before getting closer to his face. Breathing a little heavy, he began to question the man.
"Who the hell are you?"
"You are a strong man. You killed twenty men just now."
Goku looked at the wall he had just pushed down and back to the man.
"And what's it to you big boy?"
"Thank you, King Agamemnon will be please. My name is Ajax, Great Ajax. What is your name?"
"Goku, but Vegeta calls me Kakarotto."
"You are a mighty warrior, so I will watch you back."
"I don't need you to watch my back… Why is there something on it?"
Ajax looked at him oddly, this man must be drunk, how can a man be drunk at a time like this?
Goku looked at the Great Ajax, then without thinking he pushed him away. Yelling, for no reason, he started to walk out the gate.
"I AM GOING TO DRINK SOME TROJANS AND KILL SOME WINE! ALL HAIL THE PURPLE PEOPLE EATERS!!"
Men stopped what they were doing on all sides, they stared at Goku as he attempted to walk through another wall. This time he made it fall, but caught it before it fell on anymore men. He walked to the middle of the battlefield, and decided that this was the best time to start powering up. Spears and arrows flew all around him, as he began to scream. The golden aura began to glow around him as the war stopped. He powered up to SSJ4, turning into a ape, human hybrid. Men fled in fear, spears fell from their hands as a god like creature had come before them. Goku, having not noticed the commotion around him began to look around the war site. Several men just sat on the ground, their heads between their legs and arms on the ground.
"What the heck are you guys doing?"
On top of Mount Olympus
The Gods watched in amazement as Goku powered up, scaring not only the men on the battlefield but them as well. He was a God that they didn't know about. He would have to be killed. Zeus yelled his fury to the other Gods, as he stormed off of Mount Olympus. He stepped onto the soil of the battle field and looked down on Goku. Thunder bolt in hand.
"How dare you mortal break this fight up?"
"Hey Look old man I am not a Mortal I am Goku!"
"You shall pay for interrupting!"
"Bring it on old man!"
Cliffhanger: Sorry about that Peeps but I had to stop it somewhere. What will happen. Will Zeus kill Goku? Will Goku become the next God of Gods? You will find out next time. Please Review.
