Vegeta, get away from that button!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the DBZ characters, or the Greek gods/goddess.
*********** Kakarotto, God of Gods? ************
"You shall pay for interrupting!"
"Bring it on old man!"
Goku looked at the man who stood very tall. The muscles was at least five times the size of Goku's, but seeming though he was so drunk he didn't really care. The King of Gods, stood a remarkable 15 feet tall. The white beard glistered in the sun light, as the white eyebrows shifted to gaze below him at the mortal. The glaring Saiyan just looked at, the God of Gods, smirking, he placed his hands on his hips, from nowhere he burst into laughter. Though Zeus didn't quite understand why, the mortal was laughing at him, this man must have a death wish to laugh at the King of Gods! How dear he laugh at the God of Gods! Anger flooded over his face, as he reared back a lightening bolt that he had brought along with him. The Lightening bolt sizzled in his powerful hands, as the Gods on top of the great Mount Olympus, shook in fear. That mere mortal had done the only thing that every God was afraid to do. Challenge the God of Gods, the mighty Zeus!
"Laugh now mortal! You shall see Hades soon enough!"
The bolt of lightening flew from his hands, as it hit it's target with a direct hit. The smoke cleared a little, just enough for Zeus to see. As the men of Troy and Achaeans stared in wonderment, Goku stepped out of the smoke cloud. The Lightening bolt did nothing, not even a scratch touched his head. He laughed at Zeus once more, before blinking out of his previous position. The punch hit flesh too fast for even the Mighty Zeus to avoid, as the blood flowed from his mouth. Zeus glared at the blood that had flowed so freely from his mouth.
"How can this be? I am a God! I shouldn't have felt that at all! How could a mere mortal hurt me so much?"
Before he could get an answer, the punched began to fly, hitting him in the head, the stomach even the groin area. It hurt like hell. The Gods watched in agony as the God of Gods was pummeled, without even a punch landed to the mortal. Before long Zeus was lying on the ground. His head was badly battened and the bruises was enormous. His ribs were broken in all spots and his legs were grounded into dust. He couldn't even stand if he had the power to. As Goku stood over the King, Athena had had enough. She flew to her Father's side, placing his head into her lap she looked up at Goku.
"Father, what has happened? You are unbeatable? How can this mere mortal hurt you?"
"I do not know, he must be a spawn of evil."
"What did you say about me old man?"
"Nothing, Mr. Powerful guy. Please excuse my daughter and I, she is sometimes very ignorant in front of glory."
" Oh I thought so!"
Goku walked over to the stunned Zeus, and with one of his most powerful blows, he pulled him up and threw him into the ocean. Athena, kneeled before him and with all the proud that she owned, she stopped herself from fighting him, she swore her alliance to him and named him King of the Gods. The men began to kneel down as the fighter showed how powerful he was. He had beat the God of Gods and was now the new God. They praised him.
1 On Mount Olympus
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN HE IS THE NEW KING OF THE GODS?"
Vegeta couldn't believe his ears, were they saying that the baka had beat the God of Gods and was now the King of them. Were they saying that he now had to bow to him. That Kakarotto was now higher than him?
"OH HELL NO! I REFUSE TO BOW TO THE BAKAYRO! HE IS NOT MY KING AND I SHALL NOT BOW TO HIM!"
The god ran being afraid of this mortal, they knew from what he had did to Helios, Hades, and even Here, that he was not a person to get on the bad side. Athena watched as the Gods moved out of his way as he walked to the throne. He sat down on it and smiled.
"I belong here, this is my rightful throne and I will not be moved."
Just then Goku arrived on his new home. His subjects watched in awe as he walked through the hall of the Gods. His red tail floating behind him, he walked into the lobby where all the Gods sat. Still a little tipsy he walked right up to Vegeta. Swaying a bit, he smiled at the Saiyan no ouji.
"Vegeta, get out of my chair now! I am the King, not you!"
"WHAT? HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO YOUR PRINCE THAT WAY?"
"Well if you haven't noticed, King is higher than Prince! Unless you want to become my Queen?"
"YOU STUPID BAKA! I AM NOT AN ONNA! I WILL NOT BE YOUR…"
Before Vegeta could finish his sentence Goku placed a big wet and sloppy kiss on the little Ouji's lips. Vegeta could only sit wide eyed as the scene played out. Kakarotto was kissing him! Vegeta pushed with all his might and couldn't get the bigger Saiyan off of him. So he did what any person would do if being forced, he kicked him HARD in the crotch. Goku fell back with his hands between his legs and the tears flowing freely from his eyes, while Vegeta wiped the Kakarotto spit from his mouth. Stepping beside Goku Vegeta smiled down at him.
"Kakarotto you will pay with your life for doing that!"
"Aww Vegeta, you didn't have to hit me like that!"
Vegeta looked around him, seeing all the frightened Gods, he stood as tall as he could get.
"NOW LISTEN UP YOU BAKAS! I AM GOING TO PROPOSE A TORNAMENT! HALF OF THE GODS WILL GO WITH ME AND THE OTHER HALF WILL GO WITH KAKAROTTO! WHO EVER WINS WILL TAKE OVER THIS STUPID MOUNTAIN AND WILL BECOME THE TRUE GOD OF GODS! WHO IS WITH ME?"
As the hands began to rise even the Fates would have seen what was coming. The Gods were going to fight one another, and who ever won would get control of ever thing. Vegeta smiled as the Gods raised their hands one by one, to be apart of the team Vegeta.
Cliffhanger: Who will win? Vegeta or Goku, and who is going to be which side? Find out next time.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the DBZ characters, or the Greek gods/goddess.
*********** Kakarotto, God of Gods? ************
"You shall pay for interrupting!"
"Bring it on old man!"
Goku looked at the man who stood very tall. The muscles was at least five times the size of Goku's, but seeming though he was so drunk he didn't really care. The King of Gods, stood a remarkable 15 feet tall. The white beard glistered in the sun light, as the white eyebrows shifted to gaze below him at the mortal. The glaring Saiyan just looked at, the God of Gods, smirking, he placed his hands on his hips, from nowhere he burst into laughter. Though Zeus didn't quite understand why, the mortal was laughing at him, this man must have a death wish to laugh at the King of Gods! How dear he laugh at the God of Gods! Anger flooded over his face, as he reared back a lightening bolt that he had brought along with him. The Lightening bolt sizzled in his powerful hands, as the Gods on top of the great Mount Olympus, shook in fear. That mere mortal had done the only thing that every God was afraid to do. Challenge the God of Gods, the mighty Zeus!
"Laugh now mortal! You shall see Hades soon enough!"
The bolt of lightening flew from his hands, as it hit it's target with a direct hit. The smoke cleared a little, just enough for Zeus to see. As the men of Troy and Achaeans stared in wonderment, Goku stepped out of the smoke cloud. The Lightening bolt did nothing, not even a scratch touched his head. He laughed at Zeus once more, before blinking out of his previous position. The punch hit flesh too fast for even the Mighty Zeus to avoid, as the blood flowed from his mouth. Zeus glared at the blood that had flowed so freely from his mouth.
"How can this be? I am a God! I shouldn't have felt that at all! How could a mere mortal hurt me so much?"
Before he could get an answer, the punched began to fly, hitting him in the head, the stomach even the groin area. It hurt like hell. The Gods watched in agony as the God of Gods was pummeled, without even a punch landed to the mortal. Before long Zeus was lying on the ground. His head was badly battened and the bruises was enormous. His ribs were broken in all spots and his legs were grounded into dust. He couldn't even stand if he had the power to. As Goku stood over the King, Athena had had enough. She flew to her Father's side, placing his head into her lap she looked up at Goku.
"Father, what has happened? You are unbeatable? How can this mere mortal hurt you?"
"I do not know, he must be a spawn of evil."
"What did you say about me old man?"
"Nothing, Mr. Powerful guy. Please excuse my daughter and I, she is sometimes very ignorant in front of glory."
" Oh I thought so!"
Goku walked over to the stunned Zeus, and with one of his most powerful blows, he pulled him up and threw him into the ocean. Athena, kneeled before him and with all the proud that she owned, she stopped herself from fighting him, she swore her alliance to him and named him King of the Gods. The men began to kneel down as the fighter showed how powerful he was. He had beat the God of Gods and was now the new God. They praised him.
1 On Mount Olympus
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN HE IS THE NEW KING OF THE GODS?"
Vegeta couldn't believe his ears, were they saying that the baka had beat the God of Gods and was now the King of them. Were they saying that he now had to bow to him. That Kakarotto was now higher than him?
"OH HELL NO! I REFUSE TO BOW TO THE BAKAYRO! HE IS NOT MY KING AND I SHALL NOT BOW TO HIM!"
The god ran being afraid of this mortal, they knew from what he had did to Helios, Hades, and even Here, that he was not a person to get on the bad side. Athena watched as the Gods moved out of his way as he walked to the throne. He sat down on it and smiled.
"I belong here, this is my rightful throne and I will not be moved."
Just then Goku arrived on his new home. His subjects watched in awe as he walked through the hall of the Gods. His red tail floating behind him, he walked into the lobby where all the Gods sat. Still a little tipsy he walked right up to Vegeta. Swaying a bit, he smiled at the Saiyan no ouji.
"Vegeta, get out of my chair now! I am the King, not you!"
"WHAT? HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO YOUR PRINCE THAT WAY?"
"Well if you haven't noticed, King is higher than Prince! Unless you want to become my Queen?"
"YOU STUPID BAKA! I AM NOT AN ONNA! I WILL NOT BE YOUR…"
Before Vegeta could finish his sentence Goku placed a big wet and sloppy kiss on the little Ouji's lips. Vegeta could only sit wide eyed as the scene played out. Kakarotto was kissing him! Vegeta pushed with all his might and couldn't get the bigger Saiyan off of him. So he did what any person would do if being forced, he kicked him HARD in the crotch. Goku fell back with his hands between his legs and the tears flowing freely from his eyes, while Vegeta wiped the Kakarotto spit from his mouth. Stepping beside Goku Vegeta smiled down at him.
"Kakarotto you will pay with your life for doing that!"
"Aww Vegeta, you didn't have to hit me like that!"
Vegeta looked around him, seeing all the frightened Gods, he stood as tall as he could get.
"NOW LISTEN UP YOU BAKAS! I AM GOING TO PROPOSE A TORNAMENT! HALF OF THE GODS WILL GO WITH ME AND THE OTHER HALF WILL GO WITH KAKAROTTO! WHO EVER WINS WILL TAKE OVER THIS STUPID MOUNTAIN AND WILL BECOME THE TRUE GOD OF GODS! WHO IS WITH ME?"
As the hands began to rise even the Fates would have seen what was coming. The Gods were going to fight one another, and who ever won would get control of ever thing. Vegeta smiled as the Gods raised their hands one by one, to be apart of the team Vegeta.
Cliffhanger: Who will win? Vegeta or Goku, and who is going to be which side? Find out next time.
