Vegeta, get away from that button!

Disclaimer: DBZ does not belong to me… though I wish it did.



******** Fight for the Right to be a God *********

As the hand began to rise, even the Fates could tell what was going to happen.

Soon half of the god's hands were raised and team Vegeta was ready to fight. As he

looked at the Gods that were on his side he smiled, he had the most powerful out of the

bunch. He would win, the Gods Kakarotto had were weak, but he smirked some more

cause he had to come up with the rules.



"Ok now that we have our sides I think we should go over the rules. You can us the godly

powers that were given to you at birth. No becoming invisible and no crying! There shall

be no Whining, DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?"

"YES."

"Ok now we have to come up with a battle field, does anyone have any ideas?"



Athena stood up with her armor shining she walked over to a large bowl like

thing. Looking into it she smiled and called to the other Gods. The Gods gathered around

to see what place Athena had chosen for them and was happy with the results. There it

was the biggest battlefield that could be made, and it looked like it was made just for that.

It was a big field where a palace had once been; it had to have been about twenty acres

and was all grass. No mortal lived there so it would be big enough to fight, and with all

the Gods being able to use all their power, they would need a big battlefield. Vegeta

looked at the chosen spot and smirked, that would do nicely and he would be able to

prove to Kakarotto that he was the best and strongest person. Walking up to the larger

Saiyan, he stood at tall as he could get, which was about to his chest. Looking up at him

he smirked and grabbed hold of his gi. Pulling Goku down to his eye view Vegeta began

to set the stage for the battle.



"Now Kakarotto, there will be no instant transmission, do you understand. You and I can

not help in anyway except to tell the Baka's here what to do."

"But Vegeta you said that we couldn't help."

"You are so stupid, Listen you brain dead amoeba! WE CANNOT HELP THEM FIGHT!

THERE WILL BE NO INVOLVMENT FROM US; THEY WILL BE FIGHTING FOR

US! GOT IT! WE TELL THEM WHAT TO DO AND THEY DO IT."

"But who are my people again, I forgot to say hi."

Vegeta looked at the Gods with a sad look on his face, 'and they really were going to

crown him their king', letting go of Goku he walked over to the Gods. Looking at them

he started to point out all of Goku's people, while Goku watched in amazement. He

didn't really know anything about Gods and stuff but all his Gods looked gay. He

couldn't help but feel like he was going to lose.



"Vegeta, that isn't fair these guys don't look like they can fight very well."

"Kakarotto you are so dense I swear, they aren't fighting they are using their powers."

"Vegeta, I didn't know that. Ok I am ready can we go now."

"Sure, Hey lard butt what is your name?"



Many of the Gods looked at him in fear, because alike most of them had big asses and

didn't know to whom he was speaking. Noticing their confusion Goku tapped Vegeta on

the shoulder and whispered something in his ear. As Vegeta started laughing he chocked

out the word Dionysus. The god walked over to the little man, at least being twice his

height and three times his weight he stood in front of him.



"Now look wide ass, I want to get down to that field, who here has the ability to take me

there in style?"



"It would be Helios my lord."



Helios looked at the other God in anger, how could he rat him out like that. That is why

he was glad he didn't have to fight, cause he would kick his butt. Helios walked over to

Vegeta and bowed.

"What would you like my lord?"

"I want to be taken to the battle field in your best chariot or whatever you guys drive up

here."

"Yes come this way."

Vegeta walked smugly to the gates where he stepped into the brightest chariot you have

ever seen. It was of pure gold with jewels all over it. It was truly fit for a Prince, and soon

fit for a King. Vegeta was proud of himself; he would win this little fight and would be

named the King of this stupid place. That was when it dawned on him he didn't live here

on a regular basis. He and Kakarotto would eventually have to leave to return to their

families. Damn! Oh well then he would raise the stakes a little.



"Kakarotto!"

"What?"

"Lets raise the stakes a little, it will be funnier that way."

"What do you have in mind Vegeta? I hope nothing bad."

"Ok well why don't we start with our mates, then work our way to our kids then to

ourselves how does that sound?"

"Sounds bad Vegeta, I don't think Bulma would like it if she was my maid."

"WHAT? WHO SAID SHE WOULD HAVE TO?"

"Well if I win she will become my slave and if you win, which won't happen, Chi Chi

will become your slave. And I know Chi Chi wouldn't like that so I have to win."

"Hmmm, well Kakarotto you have a point so why don't we leave the mates out of this,

both of the women can scream my ears raw, lets just stay with members of the Saiyan

race. My kid and your kids."

"But Vegeta that isn't fair you only have one kid I have two."

"Baka my one kid is stronger than both of yours."

"That is not true, he may be stronger than Goten but not Gohan. Shoot Gohan can kick your ass."

Vegeta's mouth just dropped, he knew as well as everyone else did that Gohan was

strong but since he couldn't go as far as Vegeta he had no chance. But since the little brat

had gotten married he hasn't fought at all. But for this baka to actually speak the words

made him so angry that he just snapped. With all the strength in his body he flew at

Goku catching him off balance and falling to the ground. His auburn hair grew longer as

the dark pink fur covered his body. He didn't know what happened but before he could

yell he was falling off the mountain with Goku's throat in his hands. The fall was long

and all the Gods were afraid that their tournament would be canceled since the one whom

wanted to fight was dead. But they weren't dead, actually they were hanging from one of

the rocks. Both of them were bloody and screaming. The Gods were astonished they had

fallen down like over a thousands rocks with a lot of jagged edges. And they actually

lived, needless to say the Gods were impressed.

"HELLLLLLPPPPPPP! PLLLLEEEEAAASSSEEE!"

"SHUT-UP VEGETA BEFORE WE FALL AGAIN!"



As the two yelled at each other again a Hugh vulture flew over to them, they shut-up real

fast to see it land right beside them. It had the biggest piece crap in his mouth, and as he

walked over to them the strongest warriors of the world hugged each other, they

would've screamed but they were too scared. It got closer and closer until it was right in

their faces, watching from above even the Gods were scared because they didn't know

what it would do. They knew what bird it was and it's purpose for living was to tear the

liver out of Prometheus's side everyday. The tension was so thick that you could cut it

with a knife, and just as Vegeta and Goku was used to this big ass bird looking at them, it

started to cough, little at first then big hacking coughs. Then without warning it coughed

up several of Prometheus's livers, they were rotting away and very green. The smell

alone would have made anyone pass out, and that is just what happened, both Saiyans

fainted in each others arms as the Gods ran to the nearest cloud to thrown up. They

always wondered what the Vulture did with all the livers he ate, but they never knew he

threw them up. It was gross.

About a couple of hours passed and the Saiyans had finally woke up, they were so

nauseated that their stomach could still smell those livers that had rotted in the belly of

that bird. They were so caught up in their stomachs turning that they never noticed that



they were still in each other's arms. Pulling away they stood up and looked at the Gods

who were looking like they had a barfing fest. Goku didn't even want to know he just

wanted to go home and get this stupid tournament behind him. So grabbing Vegeta by the

arm he pulled him up and yelled very loud in his ear.



"LET'S GET THIS STUPID THING OUT OF THE WAY I AM TRIED AND I WANT

TO GO HOME!"

"Fine Kakarotto let us began!"



With in minutes all of the Gods of Greece were standing on battlefield, they stood on one

side facing one another with their game face one. It was funny though had you coughed

they probably would have killed you. Vegeta looked at Kakarotto and smiled at him as

Goku returned the smile.

"FIGHT!"