Vegeta get away from that button!

Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or Greek Gods, though I wish I did.



******** Let the games began ********

The wind swirled around the Gods as they stood in classic stance that Vegeta and Goku had taught them. The rule to the games would be that ten from each team would fight, every time one person got knocked out another person would come in and fight. This would go on until no one could stand and either Vegeta or Goku was announced the winner. The judge was Helios, though he was a God of the Sun, for some reason Vegeta didn't think he was a God so he just made him the judge. Helios of course didn't like this cause he really wanted to fight some of those arrogant bastards that live on Olympus. The Gods fighting on Vegeta's side was Cupid-God of love, Notus- north wind, Hypnos sleep God, Polyhymnia singer of God's songs, Poseidon- Sea God, Persephone- Underworld Queen, Eurus-east wind, Morpheus-dream God, Fama-Goddess of fame/rumor, and Hera Queen of the Gods. Goku didn't really know any of the Gods he had so he just randomly picked with his eyes closed. His Gods were Hermes-God of speed, Hygeia God of health, Mors God of Death, Terspichore Muse of Dance, Dionysos God of wine, Iris- Rainbow Goddess, Eos-Goddess of the dawn, Calliope- Muse of epic poetry, Aglaia Grace of Splendor, Eris God of discord.

As the Gods lined up on the battlefield the mortals that were previously fighting the Trojan War were sitting in the out lands eating cows and playing race games. They were ready for the fight because they had seen the dried up carcass of the former Zeus. He was funny looking so they were happy to see who their new God of Gods would be. They had their bets on Goku, they seemed to like him more, though his gods sucked in the ways of power, he had good ones, and he seemed like a nice guy. Vegeta on the other hand looked like he was going to pop a vein one day. They assumed he was a bad guy that hurts the good guy from time to time. They also assumed that Vegeta was the most powerful out of the two cause the nice guys acted stupid.

Achilles was the first to sit amongst the group his hands in his lap. His mother Theis was not fighting, he was glad cause he figured she would get her butt kicked, he had his votes on the short bully. So far from what he got the odds of him winning this was 45-6. Not that many people though the tall dude was going to win. But looking at the people on Vegeta's team, he wondered who choose the group. Form his history Vegeta has the advantage, not Goku. He smiled cause he places about ten cows, twenty sheep and six rams on Vegeta to win. The battle was to start as soon as the sun came overhead of the tower that lay in the back of the collecting mortals. Everyone watched in patience, soon the sun would go and the Gods would fight, the suspense was too much. Then there was a great rumble, as Earthquake. It made the ground shake and the mortal run for cover. Some one had sounded the bell too early, all the Gods looked at one another not too sure if they should fight or not. They looked to Vegeta to see if he knew what they should do. Vegeta was giving Goku the most evil look that he could muster for a small guy. Goku just had the dumbest look on his face and was scratching the back of his head and doing the Trademark Son Grin.

" I'm really sorry Vegeta, I haven't eaten in some time now."

"Baka! We are about to see who will win, and you are thinking about food?"

"I need to eat before we fight or I won't be able to have good strategies. Please Vegeta can we eat first?"

"NO! You can eat while my team is kicking your a$$!"

"VEGETA! PLEASE?"

The Gods and mortals looked at the both of them, yelling back and forth to one another as if they were some yards away, when in reality they were but a couple of feet away. Vegeta was glaring at Goku and yelling no over and over, while Goku was hugging his knees and pleading for what seemed to be his life. The Gods wondered was eating that important that he would die right here. Then another rumble went through the field this time even louder than the one before. It cracked the ground and sent shivers down everyone's spine.

Hades had had enough, the longer the small fry refused the more the tall dummy would beg, the bigger the rumbles would be and the longer he would have to wait to kill one of those pansy Gods. He walked right up to Vegeta and stood over him, Hades being a good two feet over Vegeta. He tapped him on the shoulder and glared down at him.

"Look will you please let him eat so that I can win this?"



Goku stared up at the giant Underworld King; he let his hands move away from Vegeta's knees as he began to inch away from the now angry Saiyan Prince. The vein was literally beating out of his head, and if you had got any closer you would be sure that it would pop. It did, about five mortals cheered in the background cause they said the vein would pop before the tournament. They won twenty cows. Vegeta looked up at the King and just stood there. It looked really funny that the short guy was trying to glare down the Underworld King. A couple of snickers flew out on the wind, but Goku silenced them fast. He knew what Vegeta's temper was like and he knew that if that vein in his head ever popped it would mean trouble and a destroyed world.

"Who the HELL do you think you are?"

"I am Hades God of the Underworld! And who are you?"

"The Guy about to kick you're a$$!"

You would never have noticed had Hermes not told everyone. Vegeta had jumped about ten feet and roundhouse kicked Hades in the back of his head. He then grabbed Hades before he hit the ground and kicked him about twenty yards out of the battlefield. It was safe to say that Hades was not going to fight today. Goku got up and looked at the dusk cloud that was his team.

"VEGETA!"

"WHAT?"

"He was on my team, now I'm short a person!"

"Well you can have Helios. And that umm Achilles tendon guy can be the judge."

"Cool I like the sun guy he is really big!"

"OK where is that guy at?"

Achilles had heard his name but wasn't sure why, he looked up to see Goku standing in front of him, he jumped a good ten feet as well as screaming. Goku grabbed his hand and ran over to where Vegeta stood; all the while Achilles was flapping in the wind from the speed. Goku put Achilles down in front of Vegeta, and walked over to his team. Achilles was still a little rattled from the sheer force of being dragged at that kind of speed, but he was a mighty warrior and wouldn't show it. Vegeta looked up at the warrior, and smirked. He didn't seem all that strong, Vegeta just couldn't understand what was so damn great about him. Achilles just stood there while the Saiyan no Ouji sized him up. Vegeta then turned and looked at the crowd that was his team, he liked this Achilles guy and he wanted him on his team instead of Kakarotto. So in order to change he had to give Kakarotto a God or Goddess that appeared strong but wasn't. Vegeta walked up to Goku and smirked at him, Goku knowing what that meant backed up just a little.

"Why are you staring at me that way Vegeta?"

"I will make you a deal, I will a allow you to eat as long as you let me have Achilles and you can have the Hera bi***. What do you say?"

"You mean it Vegeta, you will let me eat? Yeah sure you can have Achilles, and Hera can be the judge. WOW you are so cool; I mean Krillin was so wrong saying you were just a little midget guy with a chip on your shoulder. Even Bulma said you get uptight. But they were both wrong, you are my new best friend I swear I love you Veggie brain!"

Goku grabbed a hold of the angry Vegeta and began to hug him so tightly that another vein started to pop out of his face. He even began to turn purple from lack of oxygen. Goku looked down and saw Vegeta's eye popping out of his head and let him go to run over to the Gods who will supply him food. Vegeta just lay on the ground grasping for air while Goku stuffed his face full of food that had just appeared. Standing he marched over to the waiting Gods that were on his team and called for roll call.

"Ok bakas, I want you to call off your name and powers so that I can see what the hell to do with you."

"My name is Achilles. I am a strong fighter; I am Cupid, God of love!

"You are a pansy! Next!"

"I am Persephone, Goddess of the underworld and Goddess of Spring. Notus God of the South wind, Eurus God of the East wind, Hypnos God of Sleep, Morpheus God of Dreams, Polyhymnia I know all the stories of the Gods. I am Poseidon God of the Sea. And I am Fama Goddess of rumor."

"Ok you Fama I want you to fight last as long with Polyhymnia whatever your name is. The two Gods of wind will fight together as well as the two Sleep Gods. But that pansy Cupid will go first along with Poseidon and Persephone will go with Achilles. So it will be Cupid& Poseidon, Eurus &Notus, Hypnos& Morpheus, Persephone& Achilles, and last Polyhymnia& Fama. Now this is what we are going to do I want the last tow to stay with me at all times I will need you later on in the battle. Cupid, I don't care what you do, make them fall in love with a tree, whatever, but don't lose, but if you do I will kill you and Poseidon will have to take over. Poseidon drown them, call on nymphs whatever to win the battle."

"Yes Prince!"

On the opposite side of the battlefield Goku prepared his group for the on coming battle.

"Ok Vegeta, is crafty, he uses every trick in the book, that is legal so please don't under estimate his powers or the people on his side. He will use all their powers so don't hold back on your own. Also don't leave any for beat up cause they will come back for you, I know. Ok these are the people who are going to fight first. Although you all are going onto the battlefield you will be the first to go out there. Hermes & Dionysos, Iris& Hygeia, Eris& Erinyes, Eos& Terspichore, and Calliope& Aglaia. Hey Vegeta? You ready?"

"Yeah Clown! Send in your best!"

The wind blew around the group as the first Gods stepped onto the battlefield. It was tense as the flag rose to announce the on coming battle. Hera dropped the flag as the four people began racing for each other. Cupid was the first to strike, with a nice kick to the jaw for Dionysos. The fat man hit the ground hard, needless to say he was out cold, Goku transported onto the battle field to get him out of there as Iris rushed in. Poseidon was doing well sending Cyclops and nymphs in to beat up Hermes, but he was too fast. With one punch he sent Poseidon flying into a nearby rock. Poseidon was down but not out, he sent a tidal wave the size of Texas right at Hermes, missing him but hitting Iris who was strangling Cupid with a rainbow rope. Cupid hit her hard with an arrow after the tidal wave hit she was knocked out. But managed to take Cupid out with her as she sent a rainbow rope around his ankle which dragged him and her into a near by mountain. They were buried. Hygeia ran in to get hit with a flying winged shoe, which Poseidon had managed to get off of the fast runner. She just got up and shot a spray of bubbles towards the Sea God. Who would have thought that he was allergic to bubbles? He swelled up to half his size and was sneezing so bad that they had to take him to a cave to calm him down. Eurus and Notus ran in for him and blew Hermes towards a volcano, which just happen to explode on impact. Hygeia just sent more bubbles and soapy water their way. Unfortunately for her they blew it back and it got into her eyes, she screamed and ran away crying. Eris and the Furies came in, as if they were so great, Vegeta who was feeling very smug with himself just looked at them, until he noticed that the Furies were three people instead of one.

"Wait hold on time out! Kakarotto you can't send three in at a time! The rules are two at a time! Not two against four!"

"But Vegeta the furies are just three, they all act together. Ask the author she knows!"

"HEY STUPID AUTHOR YOU CAN'T DO THAT! THEY ARE THREE PEOPLE!"

"Actually Veggie they are four, the last one hasn't come yet."

"YOU CAN'T DO THAT! THAT'S FIVE AGAINST TWO, IT ISN'T FAIR!"

"Aww, c'mon Veggie, they can't beat you, just wait and see what happens ok?"

"Fine but I better win!"

"Hey Vegeta you can't do that, she is the author you can't tell her who should win!"

"Ok Boys! I need to finish the story please stop talking to me!"

So anyway as I was saying, Vegeta was a little ticked and unhappy that The Furies was a four fold person instead of just one, but he got over it. The Furies just stood in the background and watched the winds blowing everything at them. They then raised their hands to the sky and chanted.

"Medusa we call on thy to kill these Gods! Please come and show your power."

Vegeta walked over to Polyhymnia and asked her what Medusa was and what were her powers. Polyhymnia frowned at him and told him that she could turn anyone to stone if they looked at her. Vegeta yelled and called both of his winds back into the team. They huddled together and Vegeta told them the new plan. He would send the Sleep Gods in to put the Furies to sleep then he would send in Achilles to beat the snot out of her and send in Persephone to bury her in the dirt. The huddle broke and as they turned around to put the Furies to sleep Medusa arrived turning all but Vegeta, Achilles and Polyhymnia to stone.

"What the hell! Hey that isn't fair!"

"HAHAH Vegeta you have two people left and I still have six people. Do you want to surrender?"

"No! Polyhymnia. Achilles, go take care of them!"

The two flew into the battlefield and began to beat up Medusa and used her face to turn the all of Goku's team but him into stone. Then they cut off her head and threw it into the ocean deep to never be risen again. Vegeta laughed so hard and smirked at the frowning Goku, all of his team as hard as stone staring out onto the now empty battlefield.

"Vegeta-1, Goku-0 I am winning Kakarotto!"

"Not for long we still have two more rounds!"

The Achaeans in the background were very angry they had lost a good one hundred cattle to the Trojans who had bet that Vegeta would win the first round. Now they just sat there until the next round of bets went around to guess who would win the next round.

Cliffhanger: Whom win will the next round? Vegeta or Goku? Send in your reviews and tell me who should win. Thanx ^_^