Vegeta get away from that button!

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~~~ The Second Round ~~~

The first round had gone badly for Goku, he had thought that he could win but was mistaken when he found out that he lost because of one of his own teammates. Needless to say he was not the happy go lucky Saiyan that he always was. Vegeta on the other hand jumped up and down because he had beat Goku, something he had been trying to do for years. Though this was just a minor battle that really didn't involve either of them, he still was proud of himself. The next people that were up to bat was a little less ready to fight like the first round were. They saw how fast Vegeta wanted his people to move and how gullible Goku was, so they were less than happy to have to fight next. They envied the remaining people on Goku's side, who had been turned into stone by Medusa. At least they were officially counted out as not fighting. Vegeta did another jig before returning to his teammates to decide who would be the next people to fight. He looked over his team and then started pointing to people until he had ten people to fight. His team consisted of: Hephaestus: God of fire, Pan: Hermes son, Boreas: God of the North wind, Hebe: Goddess of youth, Thelxepeia: Singer of enchanting words, Thalia: Muse of comedy, Erato: Muse of love Poetry, Thalia: Good cheer, Clotho: Fate-spinner, and Lachesis: Fate-measurer. The winners of the pervious round will sit out until the end to see who will win over all. Well it was safe to say that Vegeta had a good bit of people with powers on his team. He smirked over to a very angry Goku.

Goku, well if you have ever seen him mad, would say, HEY THAT GUY IS MAD, and then you would probably get looked at like you were stupid. He looked over his team; it would help if he knew these damn people a little better. He didn't know that Vegeta was such a whiz as Mythology. Frowning he looked over the people he had. One of the Goddess came over to him, while he was trying to think of whom to send out there.

"Excuse me, it looks to me like you could need help deciding who to send out for the second match."

"Hey look, I am not dumb! I can figure this out, all I need is someone who knows these people."

"Well I know all their powers, I could.."

"I said I wasn't stupid! Do I look Stupid?"

"No you don't, but if you let me finish my sent.."

"Kami, if Vegeta would let me eat while we were watching this fight, I would be able to use my brain. Now I'm hungry and I'm mad."

"Well Mr. Goku, umm I know about these people's.."

"All I need right now is a good strong person who is good at Mythology. Hey I got it. Gohan is really good at that. I will just go get him."

Within a brink he was standing in front of his eldest son, who was, well doing something very private with his girlfriend Videl. Goku, being the silly person that he is just sat down on the bed beside them, while they kissed and started to begin their sexathon. Smiling as if there was nothing else to do, he tapped Gohan on the shoulder. Gohan not really noticing that he was there, just brushed his hand away.

"HI!"

"AHHH! Dad what are you doing here? Mom has been looking all over for you!"

"Well me and Veggie went into the past and I beat up Zeus, and became the God of Gods well Veggie didn't want to be the Queen so we are having a war with the Gods to see who should be crowned the King. But Veggie won the first round and I don't know who the Gods and Goddess on my team are so I can't put them together so that they can beat Veggie-brains. Gohan do you know anything about Mythology?" ( One breathe

"Well Dad, umm stop it Videl! Mirai knows more about it than I do. I never pay attention in that class. Try there."

"Ok thanks Son, Bye Gohan and Videl."

"Wait Dad you beat up Zeus?"

"Hey why'd you lie, you got the top grade in that class?"

"I love my Dad but he can be soo slow sometimes. Wait did he say he beat up Zeus?"

"Who cares?" A/N they went further, and I'm not putting it in, no Hentai! Pervert!

At Vegeta's

"Mirai, where the hell is Vegeta?"

"I don't know mom, he didn't leave a note for me to tape Buffy for him so I guess he will be back around 8."

"Well honey I would hate to bust your bubble but it is 9 right now. Buffy is off."

"Damn! I missed the season finale. Hey is Roswell on yet?"

"That went off at 8 because some things are disappearing in New York."

"Like what?"

"Well some scientist say that someone must be messing up time because New York has disappeared and so has Greece. They also say they spotted Dinosaurs flying over Los Angeles. I bet your father has something to do with this."

Just then Goku popped up in front of Mirai with a big grin on his face. Grabbing a hold of Mirai's mouth he blinked back out of the room as if he was never there. Bulma coming into the room to talk to her son noticed that he was gone. Sighing to herself she walked into the kitchen to wait for her family to return, as Trunks and Goten ran into the kitchen.

"Hey Mom where is Dad and Mirai?"

"In the past messing everything up."

"Oh, well come on Goten lets go play games."

"Ok."

Back to the tournament

Goku popped back up in front of Vegeta, as if he hadn't left. Needless to say Vegeta noticed and was quite made. The little vein in his head was going to pop again, and now some of the Gods had gotten in on the pot. They were making people immortal if Vegeta's head exploded before he finished the tournament.

"Hey Veggie, why are you so mad?"

"Where the HELL have you been BAKA!"

"Well I don't know anything about Mythology so I went and got someone to help me with my team. Mirai wasn't doing anything, and Gohan was about to have sex so I went with Mirai."

"You are using MY son on your team?"

"Uh huh."

"BRAT? HOW DEAR YOU GO AGAINST ME LIKE THAT? I GAVE YOU FOOD TO EAT AND A PLACE TO STAY! I AM YOUR FATHER AND YOU WENT AGAINST ME TO BE ON KAKAFART'S TEAM?"

"Hey Dad really I didn't choose to, he just grabbed me and took me along. But if you are going to be a jerk about it then I will be on his team!"

"Fine Brat and when we return to our time, then you can go live with your NEW Dad!"

"Vegeta that is not fair, I grabbed him to be on my team, you can't punish him like that. He loves you, don't you Trunks?"

"I will not beg, if he wants me to leave then I will leave. Goodbye VEGETA! Hello team Daddy Goku!"

"You can't call him Daddy, you only call me Daddy!"

"Well I guess you should have thought about that!"

"Fine, then I want some one to help me too,, umm Achilles come here."

"Yes sir?"

"Do you know anyone who is good at strategizing?"

"Odysseus sir."

"Good bring him here. He will help me while my only son leave me to be with the enemy."

"Oh stop it Dad, you know you are my only father. Plus you have another son at home."

"Ok enough of all this mushy crap, let's get started, the author is getting a little antsy. Look at her sitting there with her high mighty grin on her face. Like she owns us. Baka!"

A/N Ok Vegeta! One more word out of you and I will kill you off! And instead of going to Heaven or HFIL I will send you to a place so horrible you will wish I sent you to HFIL! Do you got me?

"What is worst than HFIL?"

A/N Well Mirai, it is KANSAS!

"Oh my Kami, that is horrible, please don't send me there!"

A/N ok then stop talking to me while I'm writing this.

Anyway Vegeta went over to his team, as Achilles awaited with the famous Odysseus, the man that went through the Odyssey. He stood there nice and tall; he looked strong, but was a bit on the dumb side as Vegeta soon found out. Goku went to his side with Mirai trailing right behind him. His group of people looked very, very happy to see this very handsome guy was going to be one their team, helping. It gave them more energy. Goku smiled at them and told them who he was, there were a lot of blank stares as people tried to see the resemblance between the arrogant man on the other side, to this chiseled Greek God himself. Vegeta noticed them staring, shaking his head he just yelled over.

"He gets his looks from his mother! And yes he is my Son! Bakas."

They took this as a good sign and waited for Mirai to decide who would be fighting. He looked them over for a while, as Goku just stood in the corner smiling. He always smiled. the Gods were getting a little scared with the smiling.

"Ok Goku, from what I remember, you have strong people on your team. It would have been nice if you kept Hades, but well he would have held you back. Umm ok here is the people who are going to fight your round. When I call you name come forward, then tell your powers so that Goku can think of what order to put you guys out there. Hestia, Ares, Aphrodite, The twins, Nemesis, Mors, Aglaophone, Urania, Euterpe, and Atropos. Now tell your powers to Goku."

"Well I'm Hestia and I am the Goddess of the Home, This is Ares, God of War. Aphrodite Goddess of Love, The Twin, they just are twins. Nemesis is the Goddess of revenge, Mors is the God of Death, Aglaophone has a beautiful singing voice, Urania Muse of the stars, Euterpe singes Lyric poetry and Atropos cuts the Thread of Life."

"Ok I want Nemesis to go first, I want revenge put on them for turning the first team into stone. Aphrodite?"

"Yes?"

"Isn't Hepaestus your husband?"

"Yeah, but I would much rather have this other God here, what do you call him? Mirai. May you make love to me? I will make you immortal."

"Umm even though my mom wants grandkids, I don't think I want to live forever. Plus I think your husband can kick my ass if I'm not too careful."

"Enough! Aphrodite, you will fight with Nemesis. Then that way if you get hurt then your husband will get mad and we can send Ares in to beat the crap out of him. Twins, I want you two to go in and confuse people. Mors well just go in and try to kill people. Atropos I want you to fight at the end, those scissors look really mean Urania you can just try to trick them by making them look at the stars Hestia you can go in and help distract them too and the two singers, well just go into there and don't get hurt. Ok?"

"Alright! Go team Kakafart!"

"Hey? That is not my name!"

"We hear the other guy call you that."

"Well he is a meanie and I don't like that name!"

"Sorry."

"Hey Veggie-brain you ready yet?"

"Hold on Kakarotto, I am just finishing. Ok BO boy, or whatever your name is, what am I doing here? Who is fighting and when."

"Well Sir, you can have Pan go in first, he is fast and can get around the attacks, then have Clotho and Lachesis go in and try to get Atropos to cut some string."

"Wait why would she cut string?"

"They are the fate, they weave the tapestry of fate. They know what is going to happen what happened and what already happened. If they get Atropos to cut the string they can get strings from all the Gods on Goku's team and get her to kill of his own team."

"That is great. Go on."

"Well then you can have Hebe turn all of his team to kids, them get Boreas to blow them away. Then send in both Thalia's to confuse them. While one is making them laugh, let the other one spread happiness on them, then let Erato make them all mushy with love poetry, let Thelxepeia enchant them with a song. Then have Hephaestus come in and burn them to a crisp."

"That is the best idea, I have ever come up with, thanx man."

"Well actually it was my idea."

"I said it was the best Idea I came up with."

"Ok."

"Ok Kakarotto I am ready."

The Trojan were ready, they had made their bets, 100 cattle on Goku to win, Achaeans had betted on Vegeta to win. There was some betting that Mirai was hotter than the other two and some betting that Mirai wasn't even Vegeta's son. There was also a bet going around that Vegeta and Goku were lovers, but not that many people voiced their bets for that one. The Gods were ready, and as they made their way onto the battlefield, you could feel the tension rolling up in the dust that surrounded them. It was a very hot day and the endless fighting had caused it to be an eternal night. The God of dreams beat up and the other god of dreams was still recovering from being turned into stone. The Gods just smiled at one another from where they were as they waited for the Queen of the Gods to raise her flag and drop it. She stood there in the middle; shaking slightly as the intense glares told her is was time to start the games. It was slow motion, as the flag fell from her tiny fingers. It floated to the ground and everyone waiting ran into the big fight.

Pan ran into the fight as both Clotho and Lachesis followed him behind. Goku sent in Nemesis and Aphrodite, before he notice that there were three against his two. He didn't bother to speak up cause he didn't feel like dealing with the argument. Nemesis was throwing some good punches at Pan, but he was fast and was dodging them easily. Aphrodite just stared at Mirai the whole time, while the two sisters were standing together facing Vegeta with a smile on their faces. They turned around and show the most beautiful rug, it had a picture of Aphrodite and Nemesis on it. Everyone looked at them, not really sure why they did that, until they saw a very small person running over to them with scissors. Before Goku could stop her Atropos had gone over there and had cut there rug, resulting into both Nemesis and Aphrodite to be taken out in a freak flying shoe accident. As the two were dragged off the field you could hear Goku yelling at the little Atropos about her being a traitor. Then he stomped his foot down and mad a frown face then sent the next people in. The twin jumped in and tripped Pan into a pond, where they held his head down until he stopped moving. They threw him over to Vegeta's side just as Hebe came in sending a flying kick to one of the girl's left head. She fell out and that made the other twin very angry, she punched Hebe in the head and knocked her out before she could turn Goku's team into kids. This made a dent in Veggie's plan. You could hear him yelling and screaming through all the cheers and hoots. He sent in Boreas to retaliate but some how Ares had come in and no one but Goku noticed him. Vegeta looked at Achilles.

"Who the hell is he?"

"Ares God of War."

"Shit."

Ares took control of the situation quickly, but hurting his team in the process, he beat the living crap out of all Fates, to make sure no one tried to turn him into something stupid, he then accidentally hit the other twin in the head sending her flying some where. Vegeta sent in Thalia to tell him some jokes and the other Thalia to make him happy. Needless to say, he took Boreas by the mouth while he was about to blow a big windstorm. Ares way and struck his mouth into Thalia's. They both filled up with air and their bodies expanded making them look like balloons. Then he took one of Apollo's arrows and shot it at them….they exploded. Vegeta start to panic and sent in his people all at once well at least all three singers. Thelxepeia, Erato and Thalia. They tired to enchant him, and even got through to him, which gave Hephaestus enough time to send a fireball his way. Burning his ass very badly. He cried while being taken away. Goku smiled, he still had more people than Vegeta, and he could see the Prince panicking. He sent in Urania and Euterpe. They just sang about something, and no one really listened to them, as the other singers had an all out Catfight. Pulling hair, scratching everything. It was bad, but funny as Hell. After the big cloud lifted all six singers were gone. Mirai was not smiling; he knew what Goku had planned the whole time. Goku's team had two people left while Vegeta had only one, the Fire God. The one thing that was not working for Vegeta, was the fact that the God was crippled and couldn't really move that fast. Goku was going to use that to his advantage. He sent Mors out followed by the Homemaker Goddess. Every one thought that Goku was going to send Mors to kill The Fire god but that wasn't it at all. Mors was the scapegoat. Mors scared the crap out of people, yes, but he didn't really do anything. He just stood there to make you wet your pants. Hestia on the other hand Goku had found out was taking lessons of fighting from Ares himself. As Mors stared at Hephaestus, Hestia started to walk closer to the Fire God. He never knew what hit him, she did a very well done roundhouse kick to the back of his neck, then Mors kicked his lame leg from under him, allowing Hestia to clamp her hands together and hit him full force in the neck. He didn't die, but was in a lot of pain. Hera looked down that the man that is her son; shaking her head she grabbed the hands of the winners. Mors and Hestia.

"The winner of the second round is Goku, it is a Tie. The last round will tell who is the winner. If by some chance there is a tie, then the winners of the round will fight to the death. The last person standing will be considered the winner."

Vegeta screamed so loud that his ears began to bleed. He sat on the ground and looked up as Mirai started to walk over to him. He smiled at him, and as Vegeta thought they were going to share a sentimental moment, Mirai busted out laughing in his face. He wasn't nice about it at all. Goku walked over to Vegeta, then grabbed him by the hand to lift him up. Vegeta regained his smirk on his face and snatched his hand from Goku.

"I shall win the next round Kakafart!"

"Veggie, why are you calling me that? Everyone thinks that is my name?"

"Really KAKAFART?"

"Do you want me to call you your nick name? Cause yours is worst than mine."

"I don't care."

"ATTENTION GODS AND GODDESS, VEGETA'S NICK NAME FROM HIS WIFE IS SHIT STAIN JOCKEYS. THANK YOU!"

"HAHAHA, that is what SSJ means… Now I have heard everything."

"KAKAROTTO, YOU DON'T NEED TO TALK BJ!"

"Shut-up Vegeta, I was asking you personally, you said you would never tell anyone."

"Too late. GOKU THINKS BJ MEANS BURGER JOINT!"

"Ohh man Goku, you are really slow aren't you. I mean everybody knows what BJ means… but you thought marriage was food, so I could think about that. Heheheh."

"Shut-up Mirai, you have no room to talk I saw you humping a pillow, because you didn't know how to make love."

"DAD!!!"

They bickered on and on like that until their stomach started to grumble, so they went to have a big feast. The Trojans won all the cattle, and are now fixing enough for them to eat. After seeing that the Achaeans had nothing to eat, they shared. It was 100 to 1 on the odds that Mirai was cuter than Vegeta and Goku, but the person who was the one never came forward. Everybody in the field, be it god or mortal, betted that Mirai wasn't Vegeta's son. And an astounding 50-50-vote went out that Vegeta and Goku were lovers. When Vegeta got wind of it he beat the shit out of a bunch of mortals, they didn't die, but Goku was right alongside helping him. Mirai was being chased by some of the Goddess, who promised that they would make him immortal. You could hear him screaming over the centuries.

Back at the Brief's house

"Bulma, are you sure they are in the past?"

"Well I just saw Frieza come to my door, die, then come back to life and turn into a little sperm and egg on my door step. It is safe to say that they are back there screwing up."

A/N Hey people, I wanted to shamelessly promote my other stories:

The Power Within:

Bulma is dead, Saiyans refusing to fight, Trunks become the ultimate warrior. SUPER SAIYAN-JIN 5 ?? read to find out what is happening.

Goodbye Saiyan No Ouji

Is Vegeta really welcome in the tight friends group? Was he ever accepted, or is he still thought of as a blood thirsty killer? Find out what happens when the proud Saiyan no Ouji dies and leave the people he calls the Z-senshi behind. Will they be sad like they were for Goku? You have to read to find out.

Ok that's it. Sorry. Of yeah PLEASE REVIEW.