Vegeta get away from that button!



Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or the Greek Gods, but neither does the Romans, but that didn't stop them from stealing did it? That what was with the changing of the names? As if we still couldn't see that they were thieves? What the HFIL?

A/N this maybe the last chapter, but I was thinking about expanding it and taking them with Odysseus on the Odyssey. Please leave a note and tell me what you think. Thanx.

And the winner is…

It was beginning to be very vicious on the field. The bets were flying and the glares were killing people, literally, and the mortals were scared. In the past couple of hours they had seen things they didn't want to see and heard things they didn't want to hear. Gods hurting Gods, mortals training Gods to become more powerful, Zeus serving drinks to the winners and being slapped on the butt by his wife and Hades sitting and scratching himself against the wall. And last but not least the fight between the two Saiyans and the Demi Saiyan whom everyone has deemed a God. They started out just yelling insults about personal things that each of them did, and then it became an all out hitting match. The blows were just going too fast for anyone to see. The clouds of dust were everywhere, and no one here had the power to stop them. As the day past and the three of them were still fighting the mortals started to think that the third match wouldn't take place and their new God of Gods would not be determined. Just as they thought it wouldn't get any worst a time machine came and popped up in the middle of the field, about several feet away from the cloud of hits and horrible cursing. They guessed the one yelling the obscenities was Vegeta (they would later find out that it was Trunks who had his toe stepped on, followed by Goku whose hair was ripped out and Vegeta yelling cause someone kicked him in the balls). The time machine opened up and five people came out. The tallest was a boy that looked a little like Goku, but they weren't too sure. He was very sexy and the Goddesses jumped on him as soon as he had his feet on the ground. The next one was a copy of Goku just littler. And beside him stood a little version of Mirai that was currently fighting and cursing loudly. The next two were women with big iron things in their hands, one with blue hair the other with black. Each looked like they were really strong and was about to kill something. They looked over the crowd and then started to walk over to the cloud that was steadily growing larger. Achilles was the first to step in their path.

"Hi, umm I don't know who you are, but I suggest that you not go in there. They are really strong and they will hurt you."

"Excuse me, who the hell are you?"

"My name is Achilles."

"Hey mom it's that Achilles heel guy, the one that got killed from an arrow to the heel. Trunks I bet we could kick his ass!"

"Goten! That is not nice, and stop cursing! Hello Achilles my name is Chi-Chi and this lovely lady is Bulma. We are here to get our husbands and her son. So unless you want me to give you a headache I suggest you MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!"

"O-o-o-ok."

The bets began to fly again; these women seemed fearless as they stepped into the cloud. For a brief moment nothing was heard, though the cloud still stood. Then there was a loud bang and a thud then yelling about not killing people and not dragging people into their stupid fights. Followed by a yell about some one named Onna, then another bang about not calling that person Onna but Bulma. Then there was a yell about stepping on a toe and another bang. Silence.

It was getting weird and everyone held their breath to hear anything, as the cloud began to disappear showing a very mad Bulma with her hand on her breasts and she was blushing because Mirai had punched her there by accident, she kicked him in the balls, a very angry Chi-Chi with a couple of hairs out of place and a bruised knee because someone pushed her on the ground, Mirai with some hair missing on the side as well as some clothing and a black eye and a hand over his genitals because someone kicked him, Vegeta's hair was all over the place and half of his clothes were ripped off and he had a slight limp with a twisted arm which appeared broken, blood coming out of his ears and a busted lip. Goku was in the worst mess; one black eye, a busted lip, hair was missing, a black and blue mark on his face, lots of blood coming out of his mouth, and he had no clothes on but his boxers, which had big red kisses and no back to them. At first the laughter was very silent but it got louder and louder as they watched a very mad Goku walking towards the time machine with his ass hanging out. The best thing about it was he had ringworms on his butt a couple of days ago and it hadn't healed yet, so he had a big red scar on his butt. Bulma was happy to say that she had extra clothes in the machine; she knew they would come in handy. She gave the extra clothes Chi-Chi had to Goku who changed right there on the field while people kept laughing at his butt.

"IT'S GOING AWAY!"

Bulma grabbed Vegeta by his hair and started to pull him and Trunks to the time machine. Giving them a new change of clothes as they screamed. She yelled in their ears about being irresponsible towards the mortals of this time. Vegeta trying to break away to get to Goku was not helping out Bulma's screaming. Goku had gotten hit over the head a couple of more times, and you could hear the mortals cringing after he was hit. Achilles watched them being taken away and a thought dawned on him. They still hadn't finished their tournament. Who was the winner? Who was their new God? He was a bit scared to speak up, but he had to.

"Umm ladies excuse me, but we aren't done here. I know you want your husbands back, but we are out of a God of Gods and they are supposed to fight this last round to find out who it will be."

"Ok, well I guess we can at least let them finish this round up, then they can come home. What do you think Chi-Chi?"

"That sounds good, but what about us? I mean I could just watch but you know how unruly the demons can get if they aren't active and I don't want them killing any people here that may be important."

"Hmm maybe we can get Vegeta and Goku to give Trunks, Mirai, Goten and Gohan some people too, then it can be a Saiyan thing. What do you think?"

"I think it is a great idea. Ok Goku you will give some of your guys to your sons so that they can join in on this little tournament."

"Aww, Chi-Chi I don't want to, this is between me and Vegeta. That isn't fair!"

"GOKU DON'T YOU WHINE AT ME! I WILL NOT HAVE YOU HAVING FUN WHILE WE HAVE TO WATCH YOU AND VEGETA ACTING LIKE CHILDREN! WE DID NOT COME ALL THIS WAY TO JUST WATCH, NOW LET YOUR SONS PLAY!"

"Yes Chi-Chi."

"That goes for you too Vegeta."

"Onna I will not give my Gods to the brats! They will just have to wait for us to be done."

"Gravity room, destroyed! Bed, couch for a year! Food, one serving! TV, black and white! Mr. Silly pants, Burned! Do you got me?"

"Fine they can play!"

"Thanx Vegeta, who should get whom,"

"I will get Demeter Goddess of the Earth, Nike God of victory, and Asclepius Goddess of healing. Kakarotto will get Aeolus the King of the Winds, Hecate Goddess of the dark magic, and Clio Muse of history. Trunks gets Apollo God of the bow, Aether God of light, and Melopolner Muse of Tragedy. Goten gets Helios God of the Sun, Artemis Goddess of hunting, and Molpe Siren of Songs. Mirai gets Athena Goddess of wisdom with owl, Zephir God of the West wind, and Hespera Goddess of the Dusk. And Gohan gets Hercules God of strength, Peisinoe Siren of Persuasion, and Euphrosyne Muse of Mirth."

The Gods went to their respected corners to await their further instructions. They watched as the glares started and the evil whispers and hand signals of death were place around. The betting began once again, already the Achaeans had won twenty cows because they said that Bulma and Chi-Chi would win between the clouded fight. The Trojans were beginning to separate, as they traded bets of who would win. Now that there were more people they had to pick their favorite, though they didn't really know whom these other people were. As if on cue, Hera walked over to the wives and asked them who each new contestant was. Chi-Chi pointed to each one and whispered to Hera so that she could make the announcement. She smiled at them then walked over to the middle of the battlefield. Clearing her throat she began to eye the mortals and Gods.

"Ok Listen to me, there has been a change in the line up, there are four new tournament entries, I shall name them for you. Goku's two sons, Goten and Gohan."

The yells for the two were enormous because most of them were Goddesses yelling for Gohan to become their new God of Gods. The way it looked Gohan would be the new winner. Bets started to go out and Gohan was ahead by 2,000. Goten following behind at 900.

"Enough! Please let me finish! The others are Vegeta's two sons Trunks and Mirai Trunks."

More yelling. The betting changed Mirai was beating Gohan with 3,000 followed by Gohan with 2,000, Goten with 900, Trunks with 850, and Goku and Vegeta both had 750. This was going to be the biggest win anyone had ever had. For amongst the Gods there was Goten with 6, Trunks with 6, and Gohan with 8, and Mirai with 9, and Vegeta with 14, and Goku with 15.

"Would you shut the Hell up? They will each have three Gods or Goddess on their team. Because of the number for each person, they all will come out at once. The people that won the first and second round will be null in void, which means it doesn't count."

"What the hell! You can't do that!"

"Yes I can, if Gohan was to win, he would be the loser because both you and Goku have people who won the other rounds. But if I think about it I might be able to take them and put them with each of you, so that all of you have four."

"Hey that won't work, both Dad and Uncle Vegeta have two winners there would only be four for four people and the last two wouldn't have four but three."

"Well Goten there are still two people who haven't fought yet."

"Who?"

"Hades and Zeus. Is that alright, I could just give them to you guys then it will be even. Ok stand in a line from oldest to youngest."

Goku stood in front followed by Vegeta, then Gohan, Mirai, Trunks and lastly Goten. Hera was just about to talk when Chi-Chi and Bulma walked over to her. They whispered something in her ear and she began to laugh loudly. Pointing to Goku she asked him how old he was.

"I don't know. Chi-Chi how old am I?"

"41 dear."

"Kakarotto you are not 41 because I'm 41!"

"Nope Veggie-brains you are 46."

"WHAT? You told me I was 39 two years ago!"

"That was because you were crying about getting older and fatter. I couldn't tell you that you were 44. It would have hurt your feelings."

"Onna how long have you been lying to me?"

"For about 10 years now."

"10 YEARS? How old are you?"

"I can't tell you that!"

"How long have when been married?"

"10 years."

"Dende where did it all go?"

"If Kami would only tell me. Vegeta you go first."

"Where do I go Mommy?"

"Goten, honey you are last."

"Why do I have to be last?"

"Because you are the youngest."

"What about me?"

"Gohan, Mirai goes before you, he is 23 now and you are 18."

"Thanx Bulma."

After they all settled in Vegeta, Goku, Mirai, Gohan, Trunks and Goten, Hera began to call all the winners of the first and second round. They stood in a line; Achilles, Polyhymnia, Mors, Hestia, Zeus and Hades who still looked a bit beat up. Hera walked down the line then looked at the entries, she called Bulma and Chi-Chi over to her, they laughed a bit then pointed to each person. Giggling Hera cleared her throat and began to announce who went with whom.

"Ok Achilles goes with Goten, Polyhymnia will go with Gohan, Hestia will go with Mirai, More will go with Trunks and lastly Goku will get Zeus and Hades goes with Vegeta."

"Why am I with Hades? I just kicked his ass not too long ago."

"I know you did that was why we put Hades with you and Zeus with Goku, it shows you right for beating up my brother and husband. Now you both have to deal with them on your team. Now the tournament will began Gods and Goddess take you places!"

The Gods began to lineup; they had evil looks on their faces as they tried to remember each other's powers. That and they were scared as hell fighting Zeus, he may have gotten his butt kicked by Goku, but he was still more powerful than any of the Gods here. And Hades wasn't an exception, he was as big as Zeus though no one really knows what his powers are, he never really sues them all that much. The faint smell of fear drifted on the air, as the Gods and Goddess got ready to fight the most important battle ever. Hera walked towards the outfield and with a well-aimed bolt of energy she shot it into the air where it exploded signaling the beginning of the battle. Demeter sent a root of a large tree from about a couple of yards away hurling at the Peisinoe, which countered it with a loud yell that told the Zephir to blow her away. Before Demeter could get up from the wind the arrow hit her right in the arm and she screamed and fell to the ground. Running like the wind Asclepius healed her, then sent a kick to Clio. This made the muse mad but Hestia kicked her in the back of her head. Clio was out. Hercules punched Hestia in the head and swinging her sent her flying into Nike. This made Asclepius mad, but she went and healed him anyway then pushing Hades into the fight. He had sat on the outfield trying to not fight, but she had seen him. Zeus, who then got blasted with a dark loop by Hecate, immediately pushed him to the ground. She turned in him into a goat then Aeolus sent a gust of all winds and blew him into a rock. Zeus was out. Apollo began hitting people non- stop with his arrows, sending them into all directions. He hit Zephir in the head as Hespera Blinded him with her Dusk routine. Zephir was out. Athena putting on her battle armor sent her owl to peck Apollo's eyes out, Mors saw it coming and sent death to the owl, missing he hit Artemis instead, knocking her out. Artemis was out. Achilles ran in and with all his might punched Molpe out cold followed by him getting knocked out cold by Demeter who sent a rock into his temple. Achilles and Molpe are out. Helios was the only one left on Goten's team but he was not about to let himself he beaten, he called for his horses and they brought his chariot with the sun on it. It wasn't on so it didn't burn the Earth. He rode through blinding people, then he turned it on for a second and the pain of the Earth getting burned knocked out Demeter. Demeter is out. Hercules ran towards Hades who sent a very mad Ghost towards him, while Hercules fought the angry ghost Hades blew him backwards with his power and anger, Hercules hit Melopolner who was singing to Euphrosyne, they both hit a tree and were knocked out. Hercules and Melopolner are out. Nike rushing into the fight was hit in the eye by an arrow, but with victory in his head he took the arrow out and stabbed Hestia in the back. She fell to the ground but got up in time to yell for Aether, closing her eyes Aether blinded Nike and he passed out from the pain in his eye. Hestia then ran over and punching Euphrosyne in the breast she took her out with her. Nike, Hestia and Euphrosyne are all out. Helios began to run around with his sun again trying to burn stuff as he saw Asclepius, calling for Apollo he told him that they would make a slight truce and take her out. Apollo knowing that she can only heal one wound at a time shot the arrow at her stomach, as she began to heal herself Helios turned on his sun and burned her left side of her body. Asclepius was out. Apollo saw Aeolus shot another arrow at him, but forgetting what powers he had Aeolus had enough time to send a strong gust and sent the arrow back at Apollo. Apollo was out. Hades grabbed Aeolus by the neck and was choking him when an owl came and started pecking his face, he screamed as Aeolus ran away. Polyhymnia yelled for Aether and told him that Athena would fall out if her bird were damaged. He shined the brightest light he could into the bird's eyes, the Bird passed out, followed by Athena. Athena is out. Aether was running away when he forgot about Hecate who sent a big wolf after him, then in one gulp he disappeared in his belly. Aether was out. Peisinoe looked around as she watched the people getting knocked out and disqualified all around her. Then glancing at the last people that were left, she made a decision. Looking over at the Aeolus she used her mind to persuade him to send a hurricane at Polyhymnia. Then using her mind she used Polyhymnia to take Hecate and get her to send something after then take Aeolus out. Aeolus obeyed and started to conger up a Hugh hurricane in the palm of his hand while Polyhymnia called out to Hecate and told her she was nothing important. Just as Peisinoe was dodging a flying fireball, Hecate sent a wolf creature after Peisinoe; she didn't see the hurricane until after she dodged the wolf. Aeolus sent the hurricane at Peisinoe just as she was dodging the wolf; it hit her and knocked her out as the wolf claimed another bit of food. Aeolus and Peisinoe were both out. Hera blew a whistle that appeared out of nowhere, and then walking into the middle she began to speak to the people.

"It has finally come to this. There is one person left for each team, for Vegeta it is Hades, for Trunks it is Mors, for Mirai it is Hespera, for Goku it is Hecate, for Gohan it is Peisinoe and for Goten it is Helios. The winner of this round will be proclaimed the God of Gods, when I ring this bell you will fight until the last person is standing, or is conscious which ever one happens. But there must be a winner. Good Luck and May the best people win!"

The crowd was going wild; one person had survived in each of the coaches group. Vegeta stood erect, proud that the Under World God would win. Goku was a little mad because he had liked his wind King. Gohan was a little scared because now that all the Goddess where healing them selves they started trying to get him to be their mates and stuff. He glared at them uneasily while Mirai was happy that they didn't notice him anymore. But hold on he spoke too soon because he turned around and was jumped on by Aphrodite herself tackled him down and was kissing him all over. Goten and Trunks were beating up one of the Gods, and Chi-Chi and Bulma were explaining to Hera the importance of the Frying Pan. Hera gave Zeus a weird look and he knew that he was doomed to be just like the two Saiyans. Vegeta noticed the look on his face and along with Goku came over to comfort the God of Gods.

"It hurts a lot. She will use it all the time. Run while you still can."

"Once she has you; you will never get away. I have been trying to get away from the Onna for years. The frying pan even has me forgetting how old I am. She has been lying to me for years and I didn't know because that evil device makes you forget. It is pure evil!"

"Vegeta is right, don't let her start using it, or you won't even get away with anything. I just learned to start acting dumb around her, so I don't get hit as often. At first I used to do it a lot, now I can't stop doing it. It messes up your brain man!"

"Thank you, I will take it from her."

"You can't do that baka, it is in an endless supply and they can pull it out of thin air, you will never be able to destroy it. Trust us just run."

"Ok."

Zeus ran off and Hera started to run after him, but before she did, a big frying pan, about triple the size of a regular one appeared in her hands, and then she rang the bell and said start the match I'll be back in a little bit. You could hear the bang of iron hitting a man's skull, it sent shivers down all Saiyan's backs even half ones. The tournament started Hades dodging all sorts of kicks sent his way, he sent ghost of all kinds towards anyone in whatever direction. He was determined to win no matter what. Hespera ran from Helios with his sun, and every time he turned it on, she would turn it back off with her power to control the sun's setting and rising. Hecate kept throwing bats and wolves at people, while Peisinoe persuaded Mors to keep trying to kill the Gods. You really wouldn't have believe what happened if you hadn't seen it. One moment all of the partners were running, the next they were lying on the ground unconscious. It was silent, no one moved. The Gods and Goddess just lie on the ground. Just as Hera returned to the battlefield, dragging an unconscious Zeus, did someone say something? Or yell something.

"WHAT THE HELL? HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? THAT IS SOME BULL CRAP IF I HAVE EVER SEEN ANY!"

Everybody turned to look at Vegeta, but he just shook his head and pointed at Goten, who seemed to be pretty mad. He had a big vein sticking out of his head, as he looked at the God that was his. Walking over to her he grabbed her hand, but nothing happened. Hera watched, and then dropping Zeus walked over to the oddly calm Vegeta to see what happened.

"One moment they are all running in different directions, the next they started running for each other and bam, they all collided hard. They are knocked out now."

"Well that means a decision has to be made."

"ATTENTION, BECAUSE THERE IS NO ONE STANDING FROM EITHER GROUP THAT MEANS THAT THERE IS NO."

"Wait. I am the last person standing."

Everybody turned his or her heads to see… Asclepius. She had healed herself from the burns that Helios had put on her, walking over to Vegeta she looked over to Hera and smiled at her. Hera shook her head then looked like she was trying to come up with an answer. Bulma and chi-Chi walked over to her and began to talk to her. Hera looked very angry for a moment there, and then looking over at her she smiled. Walking over to the girl she grabbed her hand.

"I'M AFRAID I'LL HAVE TO DECLARE YOU THE WINNER!"

"WHAT? You can't do that, she was disqualified in the first part of the round!"

"Trunks, I have made my mind. She is the last person standing, and had any of the others woken up they would be still considered in the round."

"What about Zeus? He is up."

"Huh? What about me?"

Asclepius walked over and kicked Zeus in the balls, as he fell unconscious groans began to flow from the mouths of the people that had betted on anyone but Vegeta. Cheers began to flow from the 750 people who had voted that he would win, they each got a lovely boat and a lot of cattle, rams the finest horses and well as the sexiest women. The 14 Gods and Goddess that voted for Vegeta got to have all the other Gods are their slaves for a year. The Gods were All the Fates, Poseidon, Morephues, Hermes, Furies, Ares, Nemesis, Pan, Hades, and Hypnos. Everyone was jumping for joy except Vegeta. He stood and looked into space, as Bulma and everyone else walked over to him. The crowd of Gods and Goddess watched as the Saiyan Prince looked off into the space whispering and drooling out the corner of his mouth.

"Veggie? Are you ok?"

"I won. I won. I won."

"Yes honey you won."

"Onna. Beat. Kakarotto. And. His. Spawn."

"Yes Veggie you beat Kakarotto fair and square."

Vegeta just stared at her, then fainted. Bulma sighed and motioned for everybody to start moving towards the time machine. She kissed him on the forehead as everybody started to file in. They had never seen Vegeta faint before, and they didn't want to be around him when he woke up. The Gods just waved at the time machine until some one yelled, hey who is the next God of Gods?

"Make it the winner of the tournament, then they can be the new God of that year and each year have another tournament."

"Thanx Goku, bye." Yelled Hera.

1 Back at Capsule Corp.

"I won didn't I Onna?"

"Yes you did baby. You beat the stuffing out of Goku."

"Good cause I thought it was a dream."

"Nope Vegeta you really beat him."

"Onna?"

"Yes Vegeta."

"Why is Frieza walking around with his skin inside out?"

"It is a long story baby."

"Oh and why is."

"Go to sleep I'll explain in the morning."

THE END??

This maybe the end of Goku and Vegeta wacky trips to the past, if you liked this review and tell me where you think they should go next. But remember I really like Reviews. See ya in the next chapter, maybe. ^_^