Disclaimer- Quess what WE didn't invent the characters J.K. Rowling did.

Author Note- Okay pleaz promise not to be confused. Ok Ginny is on an exchange program at Durmstrang. Namaria our main character is from Durmstrang, is Viktor Krums on/off girlfriend and is at Hogwarts as she has been expelled from Durmstrang (shhh its a national secret!). She is related to tons of people and is a true Bitch. (Gawd even my A/N r stories!) hmm. If you don't like bad words Don't read. The first few chapters only have a few of the naughty words but if I write in a bad mood the amount might jump pretty quickly. If anyone wants to be my beta send me a email at chookyfrog@hotmail.com Coolo banana's? Groovy!!! I'm prepared to beta 4 u 2! All Italics are telepathy between characters!
Always remember- Pi to 4 decimal places is 3.1415
Luv
Tabitha

CHAPTER ONE- ASTRONOMY TOWER AND BROOMSTICKS

Namaria Alantras patted shydragon on the head, "If I get expelled this time mum'll flip!"
Shydragon lifted his head in a look that agreed.
"I swear on my fathers pet snails grave I will try to behave and not break all the rules, only some," Shydragon bit her hand. "Okay then only a few?"
Shydragon snorted and her an appointed look.
"Fine! Damn it! Look at the size of this place. I am, like, so, going to get lost."
Ron Weasley crept up behind her, "Hey".
"Ho what do ya know," she sang.
"I know that my cousin has completely lost what little she had," Ron said with an evil grin, "You still have that god forsaken wolf".
"I haven't lost it I just can't find any use for it and of course I still have Shydragon," she said, "Hey is true that Draco Malfoy goes here? Viktor was talking about him after the tournament. Vik thinks he could be a really good Quidditch player."
Ron snorted, "Draco Malfoy..... Quidditich player.... HA!!!! Harry could beat him any day."
"Oh the mysterious Harry Potter," she said sarcastically, "He sounds like an immature spoilt brat to me."
"You haven't even met Harry, or Draco for that matter!" Ron said impatiently.
"Actually I met Draco last summer. He's really nice but his dads a complete moron!"
"You like Draco. You mean Draco Malfoy. You mean is in the Draco Malfoy that's in Slytherin?" Ron said totally aghast.
"Well yeah. You make it sound bad," She said confused.
"Well it is a bad thing. You are a Gryffindor aren't you?"
"Yeah"
"And Gryffindors hate Slytherins and like Harry. Well they are supposed to hate Slytherins and like Harry,"
"Well I'm not a very good Gryffindorian citizen then am I?"
"well no you're.."
Harry decided to enter the conversation then, "Ron who is this absolutely gorgeous gal you are talking to? Why have we yet to be introduced?"
Ron shook his head sadly and Namaria looked down her nose at this wannabe.
"I'll introduce myself then. I am Harry Potter and you are?"
"Namaria Alantras" she said civilly.
Harry took her hand and moved to kiss it. Namaria pulled her hand away with a sniff.
"Oh so would rather me kiss you properly?" Harry grined.
"Harry I wouldn't," Ron said trying to hid his fear.
Harry leant forward and kissed Namaria. She pulled back and slapped him across the face as she said the words to a spell under her breath.
Harry turned into a newt.
"Much better," she said with an angelic smile.
"If Dumbledor finds out he won't be happy," Ron said wisely.
"Oh but he is almost cute this way."
"Namaria" Ron warned.
"Fine" She clicked her fingers and Harry was, alas, Harry again.
"Oh. You want to play hard to get. Meet me in the astronomy tower after dark."
Namaria turned around and walked away. Much to dignified to give that comment a response.
"You didn't tell me your cousin was hot, Ron. Are you holding out on me?"
Shydragon followed her and bit her hand.
"Oh I almost forgot you didn't I?" she said and gave the wolf a scratch on its head.
She felt something on the back of her neck. She whirled around to find Draco standing behind her with a smirk on his absolutely gorgeous face.
"So you still dating Krum?" He asked, as always getting right to the point.
"Yeah.... I don't think I will be for much longer as much as I love the fool. He is always trying to chat up Veela's and I just...."
Draco lifted his finger to her lip. "Shhh," he said nicely, " I really don't want to hear about your love life. I mean I saw Potter kissing you before. Are you ill?"
"No. He's just a self centered, pretentious..:"
"Son of a bitch" Draco chimed in with her.
"You are just too sweet, Draco."
"Don't I know it."
They started laughing.
Lavender came bounding over. "Namaria, You have to come and unpack your stuff and you have to met Hermione."
Draco blew Namaria a kiss as Lavender pulled her towards the Gryffindor tower.
"Potter Rules" Lavender said distastefully.
Namaria went green. "Potter Rules. What is he doing sleeping with the gryffindor prefect?"
"Yeah. He is," Lavender said with a shiver.
"Why am I not surprised? Vik was so right about Harry," She said shaking her head at the thought of Viktor.
Lavender looked up innocently, "So you and Viktor still dating"
Namaria sighed, "Yes and no. Maybe not for long though. It's confusing"
"Do you know any else you might have a inkling to date?"
"Yes!... No... Maybe...." Namaria said rapidly
"Draco was eyeing you off."
"Was he?" Namaria said quickly, "I mean...."
Lavender looked at Namaria knowingly, "Namaria Malfoy. I think I could get used to that."
"Lavender I don't think..." Namaria began.
"Good thing, you would probably be in terrible pain if you did."
Namaria flopped into one of the overstuffed chairs in the Gryffindor common room.
Hermione waltzed down the stairs. "Hi, You must be Namaria."
"How did you come up with that. You are like a total genius."
Hermione looked down her nose at Namaria. Namaria had red hair almost immediately pointing out she was related to the Weaseleys. Her ever so slightly pointed nose reminded her of... hmm she couldn't put a name to it. Her gold eyes matched those of her wolf which was staring up at Hermione. "You know you are not allowed pets."
"But were would you put Harry then. He is much to dangerous to be released into the wild. He would be extinct within the week without a mirror."
Lavender tried to choke back a laugh and failed. Hermione eyes were like daggers as she looked down at Namaria.
I really don't like you bitch. You leave Harry alone.
Who would want Harry when Draco was available. Alas I doubt that will be for long.
Hermione looked shocked. "You're a telepathic!" she said aloud.
"My God. My IQ just droped by 10 for talking to you."
Who are you?
Thankfully not you, hermione. It is incredibly rude to talk telepathic when others in the room can't.
If you ever talk about harry that way again I'll...
You'll what turn me into a newt. Ask Harry what it feels like. He was one about 10 minutes ago.
WHAT?????
"Lavender will come and help me unpack my stuff. Why don't you go and console Harry? And would you mind telling him I won't see him in the Astronomy tower tonight. I'm going to Hogsmeade with Draco."
Leaving Hermione to rage by herself, Lavender and Namaria walked up the steps to the girl's dorm.
All the other girl's were sitting around talking and looked up in surprise when the door opened to reveal Namaria.
"Who're you?" said Parvati.
"Namaria Alantras. Who are you?"
"I'm Parvati, this is Amanda and Sarah and Alana. The other bed belongs to Hermione." she pointed to the neat bed near the window.
"Which is the furtherest bed from her's?"
"That one. Its mine, but you can have it. Its got a nice view of the forbidden forest. The windows really big, very useful, but its a bit drafty sometimes, but if you want as much space from Hermione..."
"Who said anything about me? Its her that needs her own space. 12 miles in fact."
The girls laughed and Parvati went to move her stuff.
"What's your wolf's name?" She asked as she packed up her stuff.
"Shydragon. Are you okay with it in here?"
"Does Hermione like it?"
"Don't think so"
"We'll get along just fine, then." She grinned at Shydragon, who was lying on Hermione's bed.
Just then Hermione stormed in.
"What's this with Harry and you and the Astronomy Tower!!!" She yelled.
"I don't know, it was his idea."
Hermione glared at her then started towards her bed. She stopped when she saw the wolf.
"Get it out of my bed!"
"What I thought you liked dirty animals in your bed?" Namaria stated in her most sarcastic tone.
"From what I hear you asked Harry to join you in your bed," Hermione snarled.
The girls in the room went silent.
"You asked Potter to sleep with you?" Amanda asked shocked at the very thought.
"Of course I bloody didn't and If you don't mind I need to get ready," Namaria growled.
"Get ready for what?" Hermione asked, "So you are going up to the Astronomy Tower?"
"No I'm going to Hogsmeade with Draco. And I don't know why you are asking it is none of your business."
"You are going to Hogsmeade with Draco Malfoy," Parvati sounded awed.
"Yeah. Why wouldn't I be?"
Hermione stamped her foot and pushed Shydragon off the bed, "You know you are not meant to go out after curfew. Wouldn't that be funny in trouble on your first day," snarled Hermione.
What did Harry tell you about the Astronomy Tower?
That it was your idea and you tried to kiss him.
Me kiss Harry Potter. That is so gross.
Namaria grabbed some clothes and went into the bathroom to get changed. She opened the door to see all the girls, except Hermione, looking at her expectantly.
Amanda looked at her as if she had gone insane, "Why are you wearing muggle clothes?"
"These are the latest fashion. Hipsters and boob tubes. You wizards really need to get out more."
Namaria opened the door and stepped into the common room.
"Namaria, babe, you weren't at the Astronomy Tower. Want to go up there now? Or I can kick the guys out of the dorm and we can go in there?" Harry said leering at her boob tube.
"Potter do not call me babe. And no I am going to Hogsmeade with Draco so if you would step out of my way."
The fire flared and Viktor Krum's face appeared. "Hello darling."
"Oh Hi Viktor. How are you?"
"Fine Darling and you? How's Hogvarts?"
Harry looked at Namaria as if she had grown horns. "You're Viktor Krums girlfriend?"
"Ov course she is Harry. I alvays thought you vere as stupid as you looked and now I see you are stupider"
Namaria laughed.
"It is lovely to see you smiling Darling. I trust you are up to your usual mischief."
"Not yet Vik. Give me a week. When's your next game?"
"In about two veeks I can come and visit you before hand. And I vant to see you at Christmas."
"Sure."
Harry looked from Viktor to Namaria, "You are Viktor Krums girlfriend!?!"
"I thought I explained that too you before Potter. Namaria is my girlfriend."
"Namaria is your..."
"Girlfriend. Hov many times must I repeat myself!?"
"You and her..."
"Are dating. Yes. Nov go avay. You are annoying me,"
"Harry. This is why I refused to go to the Astronomy tower with you!"
Viktor's face went bright red, "Harry.... You asked MY girlfriend to go the Astronomy tover! Hov dare you! Well she is Avfully pretty but she is MY girlfriend. Namaria vait a moment. I need the floo povder." Viktor murmured to himself, "Potter and my girl. MY girl."
The fire went red and suddenly Viktor was standing in front of Harry. "If I had a broomstick here I vould shove it so far up your..."
"That sounds painful," Harry muttered.
"Accio Broom," Namaria muttered.
A Firebolt two thousand landed in her hand. She leaned over and gave Viktor a kiss and whispered, "Here's your broom."
Viktor grinned and Harry bolted up the stairs.
"Ok Darling vhat nov? Do you have your ovn room?" he asked playfully.
"Alas no. We have Dorms here and we have to live at Hogwarts."
"I remember some closets from vhen I stayed for the tournament," Viktor said hopefully.
"No. I have class tomorrow. How about we just go for a walk. Or even better a fly. You do after all have your broom."
"Can ve fly to a place vith private rooms?"
"No."

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Draco stood at the door of Hogwarts looking skywards and wondering where Namaria was. They had after all agreed to go to Hogsmeade. He saw a broom come out of the Gryffindor tower with two people on it. One looked remarkably like Viktor Krum and the other, well, it had to be Namaria. They seemed to be pashing an awful lot and Draco couldn't help but wish he could fly while kissing.
He shook his head and went to find someone to get drunk with. Oliver Wood should still be awake.
"Quidditch Players get all the fun," he muttered darkly as he turned to go inside.

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The Forbidden Forest looked dark and Namaria was sure she saw something moving in there underneath the broom. Viktor was strong he could take care of her.
"So vhat is there betveen you and Harry? Did he really ask you to the Astronomy Tover?" Viktor asked with a worried look on his face.
"Yes he did. I turned him down of course. You are the only one for me," she said quietly, thinking of Draco..... then Hogsmeade. "Oh shit" she muttered under her breath.
"Pardon darling?"
"Oh shit. How sad it will be when you have to go home," she said on the spot.
"I von't if you don't vant me to." he said
She looked down at the Forbidden Forest again and mumbled something that sounded remarkably like "Oh shit."
"So, sveetheart, did you really get expelled from Durmstrang?"
"Yeah. I broke into the headmasters office and blew up his chair. I refuse to do 19 detentions in a week."
"Hov many?"
"Well you know how I snuck out to see you?"
"Yes," Viktor said with a guilty expression.
"Well some bitch dobbed me in. I got caught and given 20 detentions. Okay I did the first one hoping I could get away with the other 19. Didn't work."
"So It's my fault you got expelled?" Viktor said looking at his shoes.
"Of course not. It's my parents genes fault. Its their fault I have such a terrible temper."
Viktor laughed and gave her a kiss on the cheek. "Your temper is perfect like he rest of you."
Namaria looked down at her lap.
"Vhat's vrong" Viktor asked worried by his girlfriends sudden change of mood.
"Nothing just PMT"
"Oh do you vant to go back or find someplace private?"
"No. I'm enjoying the fly," she said as she leaned back on Viktor.
"Hmmm." he said slightly upset by the fact she turned down the 'someplace private'.

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Ron looked angrily at Hermione. "Just because Harry hit on Namaria and not you doesn't give you the right to bitch about her behind her back."
"Harry did not hit on her!!!" Hermione screeched.
"Yes he did. Accept it Hermione. Harry's changed alot in the last year."
"Yes I know he has! I'll bet you anything she hit on him first. Harry just isn't like that." Hermione turned around and marched up the stairs.
Ron shook his head and flopped down into one of the chairs. Where were the prefects when you need them?
George came running into the room with Jana hanging onto his arm.
"George, slow down. You'll have a heart attack and then I'll have to marry Fred," she said jokingly.
Fred came running in he room and stood in front of Jana, "Was that a proposal?"
Ron coughed.
"Oh, Ronnikins, what are you doing up at this unseemly hour?" Fred said with a smirk in Jana's direction.
"Nothing, Just telling Hermione to leave Namaria alone. She's been bitching about her because Harry asked her to the Astronomy tower instead of Hermione," Ron shrugged, "And now Namaria's gone off with Viktor Krum to go who knows where and do who knows what!"
Jana looked confused, "Who's Namaria?"
"Our cousin, that Harry has decided to try to sleep with. Stupid git," George muttered.
Jana looked even more confused, "Why is Harry trying to sleep with her and why is she with Viktor Krum and why is Hermione pissed off that Harry want's to sleep with Namaria and why has she started mid-term?"
George and Fred looked at each other and laughed. George pulled Jana to the portrait, "I'll explain tomorrow. Promise," he told her as he pushed her out the portrait.
"Okay Ron, where is Namaria?"
"I don't have the faintest idea. she left with Viktor Krum about half an hour ago," Ron said glaring at the 'Prefect' and head boy that should have been there half an hour ago and stopped all this.
"Okay where's Harry? Did he really offer Namaria to go to the Astronomy Tower with him?" George inquired.
"Harry is in his room sulking because Namaria refused to go to the Astronomy Tower with him and Viktor Krum threatened to put a broomstick up his...." Ron said with an evil grin.
"Viktor Krum WHAT?" Fred gasped at Ron.
"Namaria is his girlfriend."
George sighed, "She is?"
Ron looked at George and laughed, "She's your cousin you git! I'm going to bed you can sort out this mess." Ron turned on his heel and left the room.
George looked at Fred, who was the headboy, "When did our little brother turn into a turd?"

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