DISCLAIMER- The characters used in theis story are the prperty of J. R. Rowling!
A/N- Hey its me. For all those Harry lovers all will be explained. Not in this chapter but eventually. Harry isn't really a man wh%#^ just a little bit confused! All Italics are telepathy between characters!
Always remember- Divorce is Latin for to rip a mans balls off with his wallet
Luv
Tab
THE ASTRONOMY TOWER AND PROBLEMS
Namaria threw her breakfast plate at Harry. The eggs and jam covered toast hit him square in the chest. "If you ask me to go to the Astronomy Tower once more I shall set you alight and ask Vik to piss on your ashes!" she screeched.
The entire dining hall went silent except for the single clap that came from the Slytherin table.
Lavender pulled Namaria back down into the seat as Harry stood there looking down at his now ruined dress robes.
Snape stood up and yelled at the pair, "Harry Potter and you," he waved at Namaria, "report to Dumbledor's office immediately after breakfast."
Harry shrugged and looked at Namaria, "I only want you to go to the Astronomy Tower once."
Namaria picked up her wand and set Harry's ruined dress robe alight. "I warned you."
Viktor Krum looked at Namaria from the teachers table and gave her an inquiring look.
Do you vant me to piss on his ashes nov or later?
Later. I think Snapes about to put it out!
Snape flicked his wrist and Harry's dress robes were both clean and unburnt. "I would have every right to leave you alight Potter. She did warn you."
Harry glared at Snape and went back to eating his breakfast.
Parvati gave Namaria a withering look, "You're in big trouble now."
"Yeah."
"You could get expelled!" Lavender squealed.
"Been there, done that," Namaria said with a grin.
"You what?"
"I was expelled from Durmstrang," she laughed.
"You...... expelled.... You?"
"Yeah. I set the headmasters chair alight."
Parvati looked at her friend shocked, "You really like fire don't you."
The pair started laughing.
Harry looked at Namaria, "You've lit a fire in my heart."
"And I'll get Viktor to piss on that and put it out," Namaria growled.
Viktor stood up from the head table and headed towards Namaria,
Did Potter ask you to the Astronomy Tover again?
Yes he did!
Hov about I set him alight and then I piss on his ashes so that you don't get your hands dirty on that scum.
Haha Viktor. Snape'll just put it out again and I'll get in even more trouble.
I'll protect you
Did you say that Viktor?
No I thought you did.
Curious.
Viktor leant over and gave his girlfriend a kiss.
I thought you were dumping him?
What? who are you?
Namaria is that true?
No of course its not. I love you Viktor.
I love you too.
"Breakfast is over!" Snape yelled, "You two report to Dumbledor now."
Viktor lifted Namaria out of the chair.
"How long are you staying for," Namaria asked as Viktor put her down.
"I have to leave tomorrov," he said sadly.
"Don't go," Namaria whispered.
"You, with Krum, report to Dumbledor NOW!!!" Snape roared.
Namaria gave Viktor a quick kiss and wandered towards Dumbledor's office.
Harry was standing outside waiting for Dumbledor.
"What, you aren't up the Astronomy Tower with your precious Viktor," Harry snarled, "I know you are waiting for me to take you up."
Namaria looked intently at an absolutely fascinating brick.
"Yes we all know about how you and Krum went off last night looking for some place private."
"Is your lovelife so boring you have to watch other's?" She said sarcastically, "Oh, right, I remember, you don't have one, do you?"
"And that would explain why I'm sleeping with Anjelique the Gryffindor prefect."
"Oh I didn't know that, Harry," Dumbledor said as he stepped up behind Harry.
Harry had the good grace to at least go red. Namaria stiffled a laugh.
"Namaria dear, How longs it been since I last saw you?" Dumbledor asked ignoring Harry intirely.
"About 5 years uncle. Ever since I started at Durmstring." Namaria said staring at Harry's goggling eyes.
"You're her un..unc..uncle?" he gasped.
"Why yes Harry. Namaria is rather lucky we don't look alike though." Dumbledor said looking fondly at his neice, "Namaria would you be so kind as to step into my office?"
"Yeah. I suppose I could."
Harry looked at the closing door as if it were the hardest arithmetic question ever.
* * *
Draco watched as Krum picked up Namaria and gave her a kiss. He felt his blood boiling away in the back of his brain.
"Draco, you seem as if you are some where else," Blaise said.
"Huh. Sorry I was not really here. I'm sure the wall taste fantastic," Draco said dreamily as he watched Namaria leave the dining hall.
"Draco! WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU I EXPECT YOUR ATTENTION!" Blaise screeched
"I'm sure blue would look good," Draco said absently.
Blaise slapped Draco across the back of the head. "Who would want you if they could have Viktor Krum?" she snarled.
"ME!" Draco sneered as he stood up and walked towards the dorms to get his things for the first class.
"She loves Viktor, Draco!!! You are nothing to her," she yelled.
Draco looked at Namaria and remembered how she had blown him off when they were going to go to Hogsmeade. Maybe Blaise was right.
Draco walked out of the dining hall and into the corridor. Viktor Krum stood in front of him. Draco grabed him by the arm and draged him outside.
"Vhat are you doing?" Viktor asked.
"Stay away from Namaria," Draco sneered.
"I believe you have gone insane Draco. She is my girlfriend. I love her therefore I stay near her," Viktor said rather bemused by the turn of events.
Draco shook his head in confusion. What was he doing. "I'm sorry Viktor. I'm just confused."
"Yes," Viktor said as he turned and left.
* * *
Namaria looked at Professor Dumbledor, "But uncle what was I supposed to do? Say yes next time he asked me to the Astronomy Tower?"
"No Of course not but you didn't have to set him alight," Dumbledor sighed.
"What should I have done then? Come to one of the teachers. It would be my word against that of the great Harry Potter! They are really going to believe that the great Harry Potter asked the new girl to the Astronomy tower!"
"No but you could of come to me. I can't let you go without any discipline. 2 weeks worth of detention and please don't set my chair alight. Now off you go hurry up before you are late to class."
* * *
Namaria looked at her timetable and winced. Potions with Percy. A whole period discussing how the bottom of the cauldrens used were terrible thin and there really should be regualtions. She grabbed her books and had a quick look in the mirror. Glad she had decided to wear her clothes instead of the school robes.
She ran down the stairs and nearly tripped over Ron at the bottom.
"Ron, you're wearing school robes," Namaria said over a giggle.
"Namaria it is the school uniform. You know the thing you wear at school," Ron was obviousely confused by Namaria's comment
"Yeah. Sure Ron. Where's Potions?"
"Come with me I have potions now to. So how bad is your punishment?"
"Two weeks worth of detentions. It was worth it to see Harry's robe on fire."
"Yeah. Definetely," Ron said quietly.
"I thought you were the leader of the Harry fan club?"
"Don't tell anyone my secret but I can't stand him anymore!"
"Oh! Alrighty then."
Percy stood in front of the door glaring at the two late comers.
"Ron, Namaria, you two should no better then to be late to my class," Percy said as he shock his head.
"We were just checking if the bottoms of our cauldren's were thick enough," Namaria said quickly.
"How very intelligent of you. Now take a seat," Percy said, not bothering to hide his suspicians, and whispered in Ron's ear, "She's your cousin Ron. It should be illegal."
Ron blinked and went red, "She was at Dumbledor's you turd and she has a boyfriend, Viktor Krum!"
Ron went over and took a seat next to Harry. Harry waved at Namaria and pointed to the seat on the other side of him.
Namaria ignored him and went to the back of the class to sit next to Draco. Harry turned around and gave the pair of them death stares.
Draco waved cherrily back.
"Where were you last night?" he asked as soon as Namaria sat down.
Namaria felt a stab of guilt. "Vik turned up and we ended up going flying for the night."
"Just flying?" he muttered suspesiousely.
"Did I ever say I was going to dump Vic?"
"Yes you did!"
Well, things change. I never thought Vik would come to Hogwarts just to see me."
"Blaise was right," Draco muttered as he rested his chin against and watched Percy flounce around the classroom looking at the bottom of everyone's cauldrens.
Once Percy was sure that the bottoms of all the cauldrens were thick enough he held up a steaming vial filled with something that was both blue and foul smelling.
"Does anyone know what is in this vial?"
"Something vile," Draco muttered
Namaria raised her hand before even Hermione, "Tionay Potion"
"Do you know its uses, Namaria?"
"It is used during surgery and as a relaxant. One drop puts the user to sleep for 24 hrs."
"Geek" Draco mumbled. Namaria kicked him under the table.
"Are you going to kiss it better?" Draco grumbled.
"I'm sure Blaise would quite happily," she sneered.
"Why are you in such a bad mood. Did you and the great 'Vik' fight?"
Namaria glared, "No I had the choice of you or Harry to sit next to."
Percy walked up and stood infront of Namaria and Draco, "If you two are finished your 'lover's tiff'. Draco would you tell the class what it is made of?"
Eye of newt, hair of a unicorn, toad gonad and a slice of tripe.
"Eye of newt, hair of a unicorn, toad gonad and a slice of tripe," Draco said looking suspeciousely at Namaria. Who was inspecting her nails for any signs of scratched polish.
"Correct Draco," Percy said looking slightly amazed.
You understand me?
Of course I can. You don't think you and Viktor are the only telepathics?
Well yeah I sorta did. Durmstrang isn't renowned for telepathics.
oh
"Class you have twenty minutes to prepare a Tionay Potion," Percy said excitedly.
* * *
"Vik can you be back at Hogwarts for the Yule ball?"
"No"
"But Vik, I can't go by myself."
"Get Draco to take you," Viktor sneered.
"Vik, I don't want to go with Draco."
"He vant's to go vith you," Viktor looked down at the dirt, "I think ve should break up."
"WHAT!" Namaria screeched.
"Ve can't keep sneaking out of vindows to see each other. Allov me to rephrase that. You can't keep sneaking out of vindows to see me."
"I'll leave school then."
"No you von't"
"But Vik I love you."
"And I love you and ve can still be friends and..."
Namaria cut in, "Don't you dare say we can still be friends! We are either dating or nothing!"
"I love you but you don't veally love me," Viktor looked down at his feet.
"Is this because of Draco or Harry?"
"No. It's me."
"It can't just be you. There has to be something wrong with me to be something wrong with you."
"Fine then. You are to good for me."
"I can be bad," she pleaded with him.
"I knov but you'll still be better."
"Vik be realistic I got expelled from Durmstrang. Who could be more bad?"
"You're not bad you just act."
"No Vik I'm bad and I. Vik, I love you. Is this because I wouldn't do anyhing last night?"
"No of course not!" Viktor gasped.
"Then why?"
"I told you before you are just to good for me. You are everything I vill never be."
"Who cares I love you"
"You think you love me."
Namaria slapped him. "Please tell me that knocked some sense into you."
"I'm leaving in an hour."
"I'm coming too."
"No you are not. You are going to finish here at Hogvarts become a fantastic vizard and fall in love with someone like you."
"Vik, please," she pleaded with him.
"Go find Draco. He'll make you feel better."
Namaria spun around and ran away towards the Forbidden Forest. Draco swore from his spot in the window.
* * *
A/N- Hey its me. For all those Harry lovers all will be explained. Not in this chapter but eventually. Harry isn't really a man wh%#^ just a little bit confused! All Italics are telepathy between characters!
Always remember- Divorce is Latin for to rip a mans balls off with his wallet
Luv
Tab
THE ASTRONOMY TOWER AND PROBLEMS
Namaria threw her breakfast plate at Harry. The eggs and jam covered toast hit him square in the chest. "If you ask me to go to the Astronomy Tower once more I shall set you alight and ask Vik to piss on your ashes!" she screeched.
The entire dining hall went silent except for the single clap that came from the Slytherin table.
Lavender pulled Namaria back down into the seat as Harry stood there looking down at his now ruined dress robes.
Snape stood up and yelled at the pair, "Harry Potter and you," he waved at Namaria, "report to Dumbledor's office immediately after breakfast."
Harry shrugged and looked at Namaria, "I only want you to go to the Astronomy Tower once."
Namaria picked up her wand and set Harry's ruined dress robe alight. "I warned you."
Viktor Krum looked at Namaria from the teachers table and gave her an inquiring look.
Do you vant me to piss on his ashes nov or later?
Later. I think Snapes about to put it out!
Snape flicked his wrist and Harry's dress robes were both clean and unburnt. "I would have every right to leave you alight Potter. She did warn you."
Harry glared at Snape and went back to eating his breakfast.
Parvati gave Namaria a withering look, "You're in big trouble now."
"Yeah."
"You could get expelled!" Lavender squealed.
"Been there, done that," Namaria said with a grin.
"You what?"
"I was expelled from Durmstrang," she laughed.
"You...... expelled.... You?"
"Yeah. I set the headmasters chair alight."
Parvati looked at her friend shocked, "You really like fire don't you."
The pair started laughing.
Harry looked at Namaria, "You've lit a fire in my heart."
"And I'll get Viktor to piss on that and put it out," Namaria growled.
Viktor stood up from the head table and headed towards Namaria,
Did Potter ask you to the Astronomy Tover again?
Yes he did!
Hov about I set him alight and then I piss on his ashes so that you don't get your hands dirty on that scum.
Haha Viktor. Snape'll just put it out again and I'll get in even more trouble.
I'll protect you
Did you say that Viktor?
No I thought you did.
Curious.
Viktor leant over and gave his girlfriend a kiss.
I thought you were dumping him?
What? who are you?
Namaria is that true?
No of course its not. I love you Viktor.
I love you too.
"Breakfast is over!" Snape yelled, "You two report to Dumbledor now."
Viktor lifted Namaria out of the chair.
"How long are you staying for," Namaria asked as Viktor put her down.
"I have to leave tomorrov," he said sadly.
"Don't go," Namaria whispered.
"You, with Krum, report to Dumbledor NOW!!!" Snape roared.
Namaria gave Viktor a quick kiss and wandered towards Dumbledor's office.
Harry was standing outside waiting for Dumbledor.
"What, you aren't up the Astronomy Tower with your precious Viktor," Harry snarled, "I know you are waiting for me to take you up."
Namaria looked intently at an absolutely fascinating brick.
"Yes we all know about how you and Krum went off last night looking for some place private."
"Is your lovelife so boring you have to watch other's?" She said sarcastically, "Oh, right, I remember, you don't have one, do you?"
"And that would explain why I'm sleeping with Anjelique the Gryffindor prefect."
"Oh I didn't know that, Harry," Dumbledor said as he stepped up behind Harry.
Harry had the good grace to at least go red. Namaria stiffled a laugh.
"Namaria dear, How longs it been since I last saw you?" Dumbledor asked ignoring Harry intirely.
"About 5 years uncle. Ever since I started at Durmstring." Namaria said staring at Harry's goggling eyes.
"You're her un..unc..uncle?" he gasped.
"Why yes Harry. Namaria is rather lucky we don't look alike though." Dumbledor said looking fondly at his neice, "Namaria would you be so kind as to step into my office?"
"Yeah. I suppose I could."
Harry looked at the closing door as if it were the hardest arithmetic question ever.
* * *
Draco watched as Krum picked up Namaria and gave her a kiss. He felt his blood boiling away in the back of his brain.
"Draco, you seem as if you are some where else," Blaise said.
"Huh. Sorry I was not really here. I'm sure the wall taste fantastic," Draco said dreamily as he watched Namaria leave the dining hall.
"Draco! WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU I EXPECT YOUR ATTENTION!" Blaise screeched
"I'm sure blue would look good," Draco said absently.
Blaise slapped Draco across the back of the head. "Who would want you if they could have Viktor Krum?" she snarled.
"ME!" Draco sneered as he stood up and walked towards the dorms to get his things for the first class.
"She loves Viktor, Draco!!! You are nothing to her," she yelled.
Draco looked at Namaria and remembered how she had blown him off when they were going to go to Hogsmeade. Maybe Blaise was right.
Draco walked out of the dining hall and into the corridor. Viktor Krum stood in front of him. Draco grabed him by the arm and draged him outside.
"Vhat are you doing?" Viktor asked.
"Stay away from Namaria," Draco sneered.
"I believe you have gone insane Draco. She is my girlfriend. I love her therefore I stay near her," Viktor said rather bemused by the turn of events.
Draco shook his head in confusion. What was he doing. "I'm sorry Viktor. I'm just confused."
"Yes," Viktor said as he turned and left.
* * *
Namaria looked at Professor Dumbledor, "But uncle what was I supposed to do? Say yes next time he asked me to the Astronomy Tower?"
"No Of course not but you didn't have to set him alight," Dumbledor sighed.
"What should I have done then? Come to one of the teachers. It would be my word against that of the great Harry Potter! They are really going to believe that the great Harry Potter asked the new girl to the Astronomy tower!"
"No but you could of come to me. I can't let you go without any discipline. 2 weeks worth of detention and please don't set my chair alight. Now off you go hurry up before you are late to class."
* * *
Namaria looked at her timetable and winced. Potions with Percy. A whole period discussing how the bottom of the cauldrens used were terrible thin and there really should be regualtions. She grabbed her books and had a quick look in the mirror. Glad she had decided to wear her clothes instead of the school robes.
She ran down the stairs and nearly tripped over Ron at the bottom.
"Ron, you're wearing school robes," Namaria said over a giggle.
"Namaria it is the school uniform. You know the thing you wear at school," Ron was obviousely confused by Namaria's comment
"Yeah. Sure Ron. Where's Potions?"
"Come with me I have potions now to. So how bad is your punishment?"
"Two weeks worth of detentions. It was worth it to see Harry's robe on fire."
"Yeah. Definetely," Ron said quietly.
"I thought you were the leader of the Harry fan club?"
"Don't tell anyone my secret but I can't stand him anymore!"
"Oh! Alrighty then."
Percy stood in front of the door glaring at the two late comers.
"Ron, Namaria, you two should no better then to be late to my class," Percy said as he shock his head.
"We were just checking if the bottoms of our cauldren's were thick enough," Namaria said quickly.
"How very intelligent of you. Now take a seat," Percy said, not bothering to hide his suspicians, and whispered in Ron's ear, "She's your cousin Ron. It should be illegal."
Ron blinked and went red, "She was at Dumbledor's you turd and she has a boyfriend, Viktor Krum!"
Ron went over and took a seat next to Harry. Harry waved at Namaria and pointed to the seat on the other side of him.
Namaria ignored him and went to the back of the class to sit next to Draco. Harry turned around and gave the pair of them death stares.
Draco waved cherrily back.
"Where were you last night?" he asked as soon as Namaria sat down.
Namaria felt a stab of guilt. "Vik turned up and we ended up going flying for the night."
"Just flying?" he muttered suspesiousely.
"Did I ever say I was going to dump Vic?"
"Yes you did!"
Well, things change. I never thought Vik would come to Hogwarts just to see me."
"Blaise was right," Draco muttered as he rested his chin against and watched Percy flounce around the classroom looking at the bottom of everyone's cauldrens.
Once Percy was sure that the bottoms of all the cauldrens were thick enough he held up a steaming vial filled with something that was both blue and foul smelling.
"Does anyone know what is in this vial?"
"Something vile," Draco muttered
Namaria raised her hand before even Hermione, "Tionay Potion"
"Do you know its uses, Namaria?"
"It is used during surgery and as a relaxant. One drop puts the user to sleep for 24 hrs."
"Geek" Draco mumbled. Namaria kicked him under the table.
"Are you going to kiss it better?" Draco grumbled.
"I'm sure Blaise would quite happily," she sneered.
"Why are you in such a bad mood. Did you and the great 'Vik' fight?"
Namaria glared, "No I had the choice of you or Harry to sit next to."
Percy walked up and stood infront of Namaria and Draco, "If you two are finished your 'lover's tiff'. Draco would you tell the class what it is made of?"
Eye of newt, hair of a unicorn, toad gonad and a slice of tripe.
"Eye of newt, hair of a unicorn, toad gonad and a slice of tripe," Draco said looking suspeciousely at Namaria. Who was inspecting her nails for any signs of scratched polish.
"Correct Draco," Percy said looking slightly amazed.
You understand me?
Of course I can. You don't think you and Viktor are the only telepathics?
Well yeah I sorta did. Durmstrang isn't renowned for telepathics.
oh
"Class you have twenty minutes to prepare a Tionay Potion," Percy said excitedly.
* * *
"Vik can you be back at Hogwarts for the Yule ball?"
"No"
"But Vik, I can't go by myself."
"Get Draco to take you," Viktor sneered.
"Vik, I don't want to go with Draco."
"He vant's to go vith you," Viktor looked down at the dirt, "I think ve should break up."
"WHAT!" Namaria screeched.
"Ve can't keep sneaking out of vindows to see each other. Allov me to rephrase that. You can't keep sneaking out of vindows to see me."
"I'll leave school then."
"No you von't"
"But Vik I love you."
"And I love you and ve can still be friends and..."
Namaria cut in, "Don't you dare say we can still be friends! We are either dating or nothing!"
"I love you but you don't veally love me," Viktor looked down at his feet.
"Is this because of Draco or Harry?"
"No. It's me."
"It can't just be you. There has to be something wrong with me to be something wrong with you."
"Fine then. You are to good for me."
"I can be bad," she pleaded with him.
"I knov but you'll still be better."
"Vik be realistic I got expelled from Durmstrang. Who could be more bad?"
"You're not bad you just act."
"No Vik I'm bad and I. Vik, I love you. Is this because I wouldn't do anyhing last night?"
"No of course not!" Viktor gasped.
"Then why?"
"I told you before you are just to good for me. You are everything I vill never be."
"Who cares I love you"
"You think you love me."
Namaria slapped him. "Please tell me that knocked some sense into you."
"I'm leaving in an hour."
"I'm coming too."
"No you are not. You are going to finish here at Hogvarts become a fantastic vizard and fall in love with someone like you."
"Vik, please," she pleaded with him.
"Go find Draco. He'll make you feel better."
Namaria spun around and ran away towards the Forbidden Forest. Draco swore from his spot in the window.
* * *
