DISMISSED!!!!!

~ Well, Most people have seen that dating game on MTV "Dismissed. Well, I hope anyway. Well, here is a spoof of it FF8 STYLE!!!!

Disclaimer: I own nothing…just you soul. Muhahahaha!

Director: Okay, uh…Mr. Squall Leonardo or whatever. We're going to shoot your little intro now, so just tell us about yourself. Ok, in 1, 2 …

Squall interrupts: What do I say?

Director: Anything you want. Try to flaunt your sexiness.

Squall: Sexiness?

Director: Yes, and by looking at you, the ladies will drool all over you…smirks

Squall: That's disgusting.

Director: Yea, Yea…lets get rolling. In 1, 2, 3 ACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!

Squall:

Director: CUT!!!!!!!!! Squall, you were supposed to say something.

Squall: I don't want girls drooling all over me, that's disgusting…

Director: That was a figure of speech… they won't LITERALLY drool all over you! Just try again, this time, just tell us a little about you.

Squall:

Director: ACTION!!!!!!!!!

Squall:

Director: rubs temple What is it NOW Squall?

Squall: I don't think everyone has a right to my life…It's none of their business

Director: pauses JUST SAY SOMETHING!! ANYTHING!!!!

Squall: whatever.

Director: 1, 2, 3…ACTION!!!!!!!!!

Squall:

Director: pulling at hair What is it NOW!!!!!????!!!!

Squall: I can't think of anything to say.

Director: Ok…SQUALL REPEAT AFTER ME!!!! OKAY?!?!?!?!?!

Squall: uh…ok

Director: Roll Cameras!!!!

Squall: Roll Cameras.

Director: Hi, I'm Squall Leonhart. I like walks on the beach and cuddling.

Squall: Hi. The director is a donkey that thinks he's me. He also likes walks on the beach and cuddling.

Director:swallows some aspirin AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! When I say REPEAT AFTER ME, I mean, REPEAT AFTER ME!!!

Squall: But I don't like walks on the beach and cuddling.

Director: Grrr…JUST SAY ONE SENTENCE ABOUT YOURSELF AND LET ME GO HOME!!!!!

Squall: whatever…

Director: ACTION!!!!

Squall: I'm Squall, I like staring at the wall.

Director: CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! starts to cry THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!!!! TRULY BEAUTIFUL!!!!! pause now go home…

Squall: walks off screen

Director: Now for the editing room, I'll need a gallon of coffee and some tequila.

***THE FINAL CUT***

The words "dedicated to Mr. Director Man who died while editing this clip. Well, he went momentarily insane, and then died while trying to shove a pen down his throat" flash across the screen.

Squall: I'm Squall. his picture pauses

Voice trying to imitate Squall's: I am a student at Balamb Garden and I like having fun. What I look for in a girl? Well, she better be hot, crazy, outgoing, and she must know how to treat a guy.

The scene then zooms to a clip of scantily clad girls dancing around on the beach with some "hip to the max" music playing.

Music: Dumbah, Dumbah, Dumbah, Dumbah, Dumbah, Dumbah!!!!

Camera zooms back to a still-shot picture of Squall.

Voice trying to imitate Squall's: I also like walks on the beach and cuddling.

Screen turns black

((Hey, at least it attracts viewers))

***LET'S MEET OUR CONTESTANTS***

Quistis: Hey, I'm Quistis Trepe. I'm organized, strong, and not to mention pretty. winks I carry around a whip and I have a passion for pause kink?! WHAT THE F***?! WHO WROTE THIS F***ing SCRIPT?!?!?!?!

Director's voice: Just keep reading!!!

Quistis: Ahem…My interests include reading poetry, painting, and dancing. pause What the f***?!! What is this supposed to mean, "show off your body"? This is gay! I didn't even agree to do this!!!! storms off set

Director: Bah…good enough…

**NEXT CONTESTANT**

Rinoa: Hiee!!!!! I'm Rinoa and I am really cool!!!!! ^^ What I look for in a guy? Well, He has to have 10 fingers, 10 toes, both eyes, hair, speaks English, two arms, two legs, eyebrows, be human, and uh…he has to have a brain too. Wait there's more!!! He has to have his own lungs, hands….

1 hour later…

Rinoa: He can't own a cat. He has to be able to do the following things: read, open doors, walk through doors, breathe on his own, dance the Macarena for 4 straight hours without barfing, feed himself, walk by himself, scratch his own back, doggy paddle, jump on one leg while singing "Row, Row, Row your boat." He has to own his own house with a bathroom, a roof and maybe a back yard with some grass. His car has to have all 4 doors still attached, a windshield, and at least 3 tires.

1 hour later…

Rinoa: And Oh yea, I like to play with my doggy Angelo.

******To Be Continued******

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