Pat Screams for Ice Cream!

by Lauren & Nick

Patrick wakes up bright and early on a Sunday morning in the deep blue sea of Bikini Bottom. He slyly slid out of his rock, and started making his way over to the pineapple known as SongeBob's house. He then snuck in the window of SpongeBob's room, and got stuck there for a few minutes. Patrick then came up with a plan to stop breathing so he could fit through the window. There was a loud thump on the floor as Pat wispered to himself, "I'm in." Pat walked over to SpongeBob's bead, were he was still sleeping soundly. All of a sudden, Patrick screams, "HAPPY FREE ICE CREAM SAMPLE DAY!!!!" SpongeBob woke up with a scare. He then said, "Patrick, it's 5 AM!!" Then Partick said, "Yeah, but we gotta get to the ice cream shack by the time it opens at noon!"

SpongeBob: Pat, the ice cream shack is down the street, it wont take 7 hours to get there, I'm going back to bed.

Patrick: NOOO, YOU CANT, GET UP NOWWWW AND GET READY!!!!

SpongeBob: All right, all right, just stop YELLING!

Patrick sits by and waits for SpongeBob to get ready. They say bye to Gary, and head out the front door.

Patrick: I really want some ice cream.

(silence....10 seconds later)

Patrick: I really want some ice cream.

(silence....10 seconds later)

Patrick: I really want some ice cream.

(silence....10 seconds later)

Patrick: I really want some ice cream.

(silence....10 seconds later)

Patrick: I really want some ice cream.

(silence....10 seconds later)

Patrick: I really want some ice cream.

(silence....10 seconds later)

Patrick: I really want some ice cream.

SpongeBob: ALRIGHT!!!!! Patrick, you don't have to keep saying that!

SpongeBob and Patrick sit in front of the ice cream shack at 5:30 AM to wait for it to open.

..........6 and a half hours later..........

OPEN sign flips on the window.

Patrick: (with a big grin on his face)Ohh boyyy, it's open!

SpongeBob: (waking up)What? what? what? ohh, it's open....ok.

SpongeBob and Patrick go inside the dairy shack as Pat glares at all of the wonderful selections of ice cream to sample.

Patrick: I'll have one of those, and and and and and umm, one of those, and one of those, and those and those and those and those and those and those and those and ALL OF THEMMMMM!!!!

Guy behind the counter: Uhh kid, you can only have one free sample per costomer.

Patrick: NOOO! (he tries to bite himself apart into separate pieces so he could be more than once customer to get more ice cream, but it didnt work) OHHHH DARN IT!!!!!!

SpongeBob: Pat, just pick one, and lets go.

Patrick: No, I'm getting them all, and that's final!

Guy beind the counter: Uhh, no....your not?

Patrick: YES I AM, YES I AM, YES I AMMMM!

Patrick goes on a stomping rampage and starts creaming out random "bad words" like @#&% *@&# @&#*% and #&@*# @&#*^@!!!!!

Guy behind the counter: Uhh look kid, you gotta leave now.

Patrick: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Patrick rips the freezers out of the floor and starts running. He runs straight through the wall of the ice cream shack, and puts a huge hole in it as he goes running down the street. In the distance, you can see Pat tip the freezers upside dowwn and pour all the ice cream into his mouth.

Patrick: HAHAHAHAHAHA, I GOT THE ICE CREAM!!!!!!

(Police sirens)

Patrick: Oh S#%&! THE POLICE!!

The police put Patrick in handcuffs(just barely) and take him away in the boat, as they ride away Patrick's smile turns upside down and the police man says, "hehe, punk."

SpongeBob: Ohh Patrick, what am I gonna do with you now?

SpongeBob went to the Bikini Bottom jail and bailed Patrick out using all of his paycheck from the krusty krab. As the two buddies walk down the street in the distance to go back to SpongeBob's house..........

Patrick: I'm hungry, can we get some ice cream?

SpongeBob: No Patrick.

THE END