SpongeBob and Patrick go Shopping!
by Lauren and Nick
One day, Patrick put on his green shorts, and discovered that they were really REALLY tight. He went over to spongebob's house and asked
Patrick: Spongebob, why are my pants so tight ?
SpongeBob: Well Patrick, maybe it's because you're stomach grew and your pants didn't.
Patrick went into a frenzy: OHH NO What WILL I DOOO! ILL NEVER WALK OUT MY DOOR AGAIN! I'LL BE NAKED FOREVER!!!
SpongeBob: CALM DOWN PAT!!
Patrick: **Inhaling and Exhaling hard**
SpongeBob: I have an idea Patrick!!
Patrick: Yeah?
SpongeBob: Lets go shopping!!
Patrick: YEAH! OHOOOOOO THAT WILL BE SOOOO FUN!! LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
SpongeBob: Alright Patrick, we'll go in a few minutes after Gary eats his snailer-deluxe dinner!
Patrick: NOO! Frig the snail, I wanna go nOwWwW!!
SpongeBob: Ohh Patrick you're so funny, you know you don't mean that....
Patrick: **THINKING** Hmm...your right, i don't sorry buddy. **Pats Gary**
SpongeBob: Alright then!
SpongeBob pours Gary's food into his food dish and lets the snail eat.
Patrick: OK Gary, hurry it up now. **Patrick nudges Gary's behind encouraging him to eat faster** **Patrick tapps his foot impatiently on the floor**
SpongeBob: Just let him eat Pat.
Patrick: Oh alright, I'll go see whats in the fridge...
Patrick goes over to the fridge and takes out everything that was in it....including some old moldy cheese.
SpongeBob: EwWwWw Pat, that cheese has mold on it, don't eat it!
Patrick: Oh yeah!?? Hmm...**Patrick shoves the cheese in his mouth just to spite SpongeBob, then smiled at him.**
Patrick: Uhhhhh....I don't feel so good SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: No wonder you silly, you just ate a whole wheel of moldy cheese!!
Patrick: Let's go shopping now, look, Gary's done!!
SpongeBob: Bye Gary, we'll be back later!
Gary: Meow
SpongeBob and Patrick walk out his front door and get in the bus departing for the Bikini Bottom Shopping Mall Complex.
When they get there....
Patrick: WoW! This place is HUGE! I'll be able to find plenty of new pants here!!
As the two buddies walked through every clothing store in the mall, they couldn't find a pair of pants that fit Patrick.
Patrick: OHH NOO! It will never be the same. Those were my favorite pants, and I'll never find anything like them again!! WAAAAA!!
Patrick starts crying, and going on a screaming rampage in the middle of "Fashion Bug PLUS."
SpongeBob: Patrick, stop it, calm down, I'm sure you'll find something!!
Patrick: NO I WONT, IM TO (*$&%*G fat!
SpongeBob: No your not, everythings ok!!
Patrick: No, it isnt....
Patrick then went too far....he started going around the store and ripping down all the clothes. He took the racks and bent them like paper clips. Just then, the manager of "Fashion Bug PLUS"(Bubble Bass) came over to Patrick.
Bubble Bass: Umm, stop it?
Patrick: Oh yeah?
Bubble Bass: YEAH, YOU CRAZY PINK STARFISH!
During this whole thing, SpongeBob is sitting quietly in the corner of the store waiting for all this to be over so he can go home.
Patrik: Did you just call me crazy!?
Bubble Bass: Yeahh!
Patrick then punched Bubble Bass so hard, that he flew back and hit the last rack remaining in the store knocking it down.
Bubble Bass: OWWWWW!
Patrick: You get what you deserve, MISTER!!
(Police sirens)
Patrick: OH &#%@, the police!!
Patrick was taken away in the police boat. Once again, SpongeBob went and bailed Patrick out of jail. However, this was Patrick's third time being arrested, so the bail was more money.
SpongeBob: Pat, next time you get arrested, I'm not gonna be able to afford to bail ya out buddy, so don't do it again....ALRIGHT?
Patrick: Are you attempting to tell me what to do?
SpongeBob: No, I'm just saying that next time, you'll be staying in the slammer....
Patrick: AHHHH! SPONGEBOB!! **Gets silent**....Thats ok....then I can ask good ol' Squiddy.
Squidwards voice: Ohh no you can't Patrick, nice try!
Patrick: Oh well then, I'll try not to get arrested, but I can't help it when I get pissed off....
SpongeBob: So much for shopping for new pants eh Patrick?**Talking to Patrick in his underwear)
Patrick: Don't be too sure about that buddy ol' pal! **Pat pulls out about 982,147,287,160,980 pairs of pants out of his underwear**
SpongeBob: I thought those looked "bulged out," heh, but I didn't want to say anything...
Patrick: It's ok...but some of these don't fit...we will have to take them back to the store....
SpongeBob: We can't....they put a restraining order on us Pat.
Patrick: Oh...**sad face** :-(
Patrick: Oh wait....does that mean we get free ice cream!?
SpongeBob: Nope, it means we can't go to the mall anymore.
Patrick: So uhh....it means we get free ice cream then!?!?!?!?
SpongeBob: No Pat, but we can go get some at the Ice Cream Shack if you want? **SpongeBob remembers** Oh wait, we can't go there either....another restaining order....
Patrick: Resraining order my TOOKUS! We'll diguise ourselves, I can wear my new pants!
SpongeBob: Thats actually a good idea....I'll wear Gary's clothes
Gary: Meow
SpongeBob: Don't worry, I'll give them back when we get home Gary!
Patrick: Lets, move em OUT!
SpongeBob and Patrick go to the Ice Cream Shack. When they are at the window ordering their ice cream, they noticed that the staff and manager of "Fashion Bug PLUS" were sitting at a picnic table over to the side celebrating Bubble Bass' release from the hospital with an ice cream party.
Bubble Bass: AHHHH!!!!! SOIJEWOIDJDSJOIAHJDJOIJWCIJNDWUCEOWIUEAJNWIJEWNI WICJENW WUIEVCWJINECOPW UIWHENWW!! **No one could understand what he was saying because his body cast was covering his mouth, too.**
Staff of Fashion Bug PLUS: HUH?? **Went back to eating their ice cream*
Patrick: Good thing they slapped a body cast on that loser eh SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Yeah Pat....lets get outa here now so no one else notices us, we'll eat the ice cream on the way home.
On their way home, poilce sirens sounded. SpongeBob AND Patrick were arrested because they went out of their restaining order, and they were sent to jail.
In the jail cell....
Patrick: **BIG grin on his face** Hehehehe SpongeBob, you said you wouldn't bail me out, and now you don't have to, we're in here together!!
SpongeBob: Oh joy Patrick....what am I gonna do with you now?
Patrick: Give me some ice cream?
SpongeBob: NO.
Patrick: OK.
Patrick: Let's go return these pants....
SpongeBob: We can't...and we're using our phone call to call my parents to get us outa here!
SpongeBob and Patrick go to the phone for their one phone call. SpongeBob tries to dial his parents, but Patrick grabbs the phone away from him and calls the Ice Cream Shack.
SpongeBob: NO PATRICK NO!!!
Patrick: **Talking to the guy at the Ice Cream Shack** Umm, I'll have one of everything for delivery....my address?? Oh umm....county jail, cell 26! Yup, mhm...thanks, bye!
Patrick: The ice cream and burgers will be here soon SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Patrick, now we'll never get out of here!! UGHH!
Patrick: At least we'll have tons of ice cream.....and 982,147,287,160,980 pairs of pants!
SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah....
SpongeBob goes and sits in the corner.
Patrick sits at the door of the cell with a BIG grin on his face waiting and waiting for the ice cream guy to come.
**********TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER 4!**********
One day, Patrick put on his green shorts, and discovered that they were really REALLY tight. He went over to spongebob's house and asked
Patrick: Spongebob, why are my pants so tight ?
SpongeBob: Well Patrick, maybe it's because you're stomach grew and your pants didn't.
Patrick went into a frenzy: OHH NO What WILL I DOOO! ILL NEVER WALK OUT MY DOOR AGAIN! I'LL BE NAKED FOREVER!!!
SpongeBob: CALM DOWN PAT!!
Patrick: **Inhaling and Exhaling hard**
SpongeBob: I have an idea Patrick!!
Patrick: Yeah?
SpongeBob: Lets go shopping!!
Patrick: YEAH! OHOOOOOO THAT WILL BE SOOOO FUN!! LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
SpongeBob: Alright Patrick, we'll go in a few minutes after Gary eats his snailer-deluxe dinner!
Patrick: NOO! Frig the snail, I wanna go nOwWwW!!
SpongeBob: Ohh Patrick you're so funny, you know you don't mean that....
Patrick: **THINKING** Hmm...your right, i don't sorry buddy. **Pats Gary**
SpongeBob: Alright then!
SpongeBob pours Gary's food into his food dish and lets the snail eat.
Patrick: OK Gary, hurry it up now. **Patrick nudges Gary's behind encouraging him to eat faster** **Patrick tapps his foot impatiently on the floor**
SpongeBob: Just let him eat Pat.
Patrick: Oh alright, I'll go see whats in the fridge...
Patrick goes over to the fridge and takes out everything that was in it....including some old moldy cheese.
SpongeBob: EwWwWw Pat, that cheese has mold on it, don't eat it!
Patrick: Oh yeah!?? Hmm...**Patrick shoves the cheese in his mouth just to spite SpongeBob, then smiled at him.**
Patrick: Uhhhhh....I don't feel so good SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: No wonder you silly, you just ate a whole wheel of moldy cheese!!
Patrick: Let's go shopping now, look, Gary's done!!
SpongeBob: Bye Gary, we'll be back later!
Gary: Meow
SpongeBob and Patrick walk out his front door and get in the bus departing for the Bikini Bottom Shopping Mall Complex.
When they get there....
Patrick: WoW! This place is HUGE! I'll be able to find plenty of new pants here!!
As the two buddies walked through every clothing store in the mall, they couldn't find a pair of pants that fit Patrick.
Patrick: OHH NOO! It will never be the same. Those were my favorite pants, and I'll never find anything like them again!! WAAAAA!!
Patrick starts crying, and going on a screaming rampage in the middle of "Fashion Bug PLUS."
SpongeBob: Patrick, stop it, calm down, I'm sure you'll find something!!
Patrick: NO I WONT, IM TO (*$&%*G fat!
SpongeBob: No your not, everythings ok!!
Patrick: No, it isnt....
Patrick then went too far....he started going around the store and ripping down all the clothes. He took the racks and bent them like paper clips. Just then, the manager of "Fashion Bug PLUS"(Bubble Bass) came over to Patrick.
Bubble Bass: Umm, stop it?
Patrick: Oh yeah?
Bubble Bass: YEAH, YOU CRAZY PINK STARFISH!
During this whole thing, SpongeBob is sitting quietly in the corner of the store waiting for all this to be over so he can go home.
Patrik: Did you just call me crazy!?
Bubble Bass: Yeahh!
Patrick then punched Bubble Bass so hard, that he flew back and hit the last rack remaining in the store knocking it down.
Bubble Bass: OWWWWW!
Patrick: You get what you deserve, MISTER!!
(Police sirens)
Patrick: OH &#%@, the police!!
Patrick was taken away in the police boat. Once again, SpongeBob went and bailed Patrick out of jail. However, this was Patrick's third time being arrested, so the bail was more money.
SpongeBob: Pat, next time you get arrested, I'm not gonna be able to afford to bail ya out buddy, so don't do it again....ALRIGHT?
Patrick: Are you attempting to tell me what to do?
SpongeBob: No, I'm just saying that next time, you'll be staying in the slammer....
Patrick: AHHHH! SPONGEBOB!! **Gets silent**....Thats ok....then I can ask good ol' Squiddy.
Squidwards voice: Ohh no you can't Patrick, nice try!
Patrick: Oh well then, I'll try not to get arrested, but I can't help it when I get pissed off....
SpongeBob: So much for shopping for new pants eh Patrick?**Talking to Patrick in his underwear)
Patrick: Don't be too sure about that buddy ol' pal! **Pat pulls out about 982,147,287,160,980 pairs of pants out of his underwear**
SpongeBob: I thought those looked "bulged out," heh, but I didn't want to say anything...
Patrick: It's ok...but some of these don't fit...we will have to take them back to the store....
SpongeBob: We can't....they put a restraining order on us Pat.
Patrick: Oh...**sad face** :-(
Patrick: Oh wait....does that mean we get free ice cream!?
SpongeBob: Nope, it means we can't go to the mall anymore.
Patrick: So uhh....it means we get free ice cream then!?!?!?!?
SpongeBob: No Pat, but we can go get some at the Ice Cream Shack if you want? **SpongeBob remembers** Oh wait, we can't go there either....another restaining order....
Patrick: Resraining order my TOOKUS! We'll diguise ourselves, I can wear my new pants!
SpongeBob: Thats actually a good idea....I'll wear Gary's clothes
Gary: Meow
SpongeBob: Don't worry, I'll give them back when we get home Gary!
Patrick: Lets, move em OUT!
SpongeBob and Patrick go to the Ice Cream Shack. When they are at the window ordering their ice cream, they noticed that the staff and manager of "Fashion Bug PLUS" were sitting at a picnic table over to the side celebrating Bubble Bass' release from the hospital with an ice cream party.
Bubble Bass: AHHHH!!!!! SOIJEWOIDJDSJOIAHJDJOIJWCIJNDWUCEOWIUEAJNWIJEWNI WICJENW WUIEVCWJINECOPW UIWHENWW!! **No one could understand what he was saying because his body cast was covering his mouth, too.**
Staff of Fashion Bug PLUS: HUH?? **Went back to eating their ice cream*
Patrick: Good thing they slapped a body cast on that loser eh SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Yeah Pat....lets get outa here now so no one else notices us, we'll eat the ice cream on the way home.
On their way home, poilce sirens sounded. SpongeBob AND Patrick were arrested because they went out of their restaining order, and they were sent to jail.
In the jail cell....
Patrick: **BIG grin on his face** Hehehehe SpongeBob, you said you wouldn't bail me out, and now you don't have to, we're in here together!!
SpongeBob: Oh joy Patrick....what am I gonna do with you now?
Patrick: Give me some ice cream?
SpongeBob: NO.
Patrick: OK.
Patrick: Let's go return these pants....
SpongeBob: We can't...and we're using our phone call to call my parents to get us outa here!
SpongeBob and Patrick go to the phone for their one phone call. SpongeBob tries to dial his parents, but Patrick grabbs the phone away from him and calls the Ice Cream Shack.
SpongeBob: NO PATRICK NO!!!
Patrick: **Talking to the guy at the Ice Cream Shack** Umm, I'll have one of everything for delivery....my address?? Oh umm....county jail, cell 26! Yup, mhm...thanks, bye!
Patrick: The ice cream and burgers will be here soon SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Patrick, now we'll never get out of here!! UGHH!
Patrick: At least we'll have tons of ice cream.....and 982,147,287,160,980 pairs of pants!
SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah....
SpongeBob goes and sits in the corner.
Patrick sits at the door of the cell with a BIG grin on his face waiting and waiting for the ice cream guy to come.
**********TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER 4!**********
