AHH!! What the hell...!? When did I kill all the cast!? *looks* Oh, back in March o_o; I really need to think ahead on these things. Aw well, now Barph the Betabot who's obsessed with his own ass and his new "trainer", Okki (Oh yeah, real original. Spent hours thinking up his name ^-^) will now have a small adventure and...stuff. And for those of you who think Blive is dead...well....he is, tough steak to you.

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Barph: Well, we might as well see what the explosion was.

Okki: (Kid who wet himself in chapter 1 and blew up Blive in chapter 3 to recap) Um...I don't think that's such a good idea.

Barph: And why not?

*Okki points to all the helicopters, fire trucks, polce cruisers, national guard dudes on foot, and random people who have nothing better to do run towards the park.*

Barph: Dear GOD!...That woman has such a huge ass!

Okki: Don't talk like that. I am very influentual.

Barph: *rubs his chin* Reeeaaally...

Okki: Yes.

Barph: Reeaally...

Okki: Yes!

Barph: Really...

Okki: Yes for diddly-darn-dokely-sakes!

Barph: ...Okay kid, if you're going to hang around with me, there is NO way in hell you're talking like that.

Okki: Like what?

Barph: That...Donkey piddly crap!

Okki: Okily dokely?

Barph: Yeah, that's the stuff.

Okki: But I was raised this way. It was drilled into my mind through videos apon videos in whcih I was tied to a chair and forced to watch my entire life!

Barph: Okay, this fic is going from the crap no one reads level to the level where we can get the entire story banned from FF.N forever.

...

Barph: Please continue, my little morvid friend!

Okki: I am the Betabot Trainer! I should be in comand!

Barph: Good for you. You work on that while I biatch you around.

Okki: Whaaa! I don't want you as my Betabot!

Barph: Who ever said YOU were the one who owned ME?

Okki: ...

Barph: Something tells me that we're just rambling on, talking about completely pointless crap untill the author can think of something to do.

(Okay, what if I am, it's been four months and I killed the cast!)

*Just then, BOOM, big explosion on the building that Barph and Okki are standing beside, knocking them back*

Barph: Augh!! I landed on my ass!

Okki: Good thing we weren't hurt. What happened!? I bet it was the Metal Homo Gang!

*scene to the Metal Homo Gang hide out*

Biva: ...We are soooooooo quer.

Avib: Yes we are. Wanna watch the school kids across the street again?

Biva: Do I ever!

*back to Barph and Okki*

Barph: ...I hate you all.

Okki: We must stop the Metal Homo Gang before they destroy anything else!

Barph: How do you even know it was this Homo Gang...bang....group...anyway?

Okki: Well then what else could it be? You think the owner of the building just acidently set off a...a...highly explosive gas and blew up the side of the wall!?

*Inside!!*

Guy who owns the building: Daaaaamn...I gotta watch me diet...beans and smokin' cigars do not mix, no siree!

*Outside! Wooosh!!*

Barph: ...I guess you're right, no one's THAT stupid.

Okki: Exactly.

*Just then! A giant piece of debri fromt he building falls and crushes Okki! Yeay!*

...

Barph: o_o.....STOP THE MADNESS

Butterflee: *flies up wearing a packsack* Hewwo ^.^

Barph: Hey, someone I finally recognize. Where's everyone else?

Butterflee: Everyone else who? ^.^

Barph: The other Betabots...

Butterflee: What are Betabots? ^.^

Barph: I hate you all.

Butterflee: Oh yes, someone reactivated me after refilling my power and gave me enough batteries for everyone, plus they're rechargable! ^.^

Barph: Yeah...about them...Well....they're dead now. We're the only one lefts. It's up to us to repopulate the world with Betabots and take over the human race!

Butterflee: Silly rabbit, sex is for kids! ^.^

Barph: ...Am I the only sane one...?

*a guy runs by wearing nothing but his birthday suit yelling "Redrum redrum!"*

Barph: Thank you for your answer.

*back in the park, all those firemen and police and crap pass the Betabots as they run into the forest to arrest the Metal Homo Gang for watching school children and stuff.*



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Okay, that's it for now. It's 3:16 am, I'm tired, and I don't care if it's short. An update's an update. Plus atleast now you people know that Butterflee is okay and WILL put the batteries into the other Betabots that are still in one piece...as for Blive...yeah, I guess I'll fix him somehow. Oh well, atleast Okki died. People who wet themselves in public should die anyway. They are devil childs! And such...see what happens to me when I get no sleep and stay up untill late in the morning...vision blurring...What's that? 8:76 AM? Whoa, time flies when you're tired as hell and you can't see three feet ifnront of you, good night people...or good morning.....or good whatever......yeah, that's it, gooawgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg*crash on keyboard*