The Really Long Author's Note

Ok, here goes… This is my very first true fanfic, (wipes away a tear) I'm so proud of it! I figured I ought to explain a few things before it starts though. See, at first I didn't know exactly where to publish this because there aren't any other Bebop/Sandman fics that I know of. Then it came to me, Cowboy Bebop supplies the characters, and Sandman is really the setting, so even if the Bebop fans didn't know about all of the Sandman stuff, they might still enjoy Spike bumbling around somewhere weird. Ok, now I'm going to lay down the Sandman so everybody understands. Morpheus, the Sandman, Dream and the King of Dreams are all the same guy, and he rules the Dreaming, the Dream Time, and ect. He more or less rules the place where everybody's dreams happen, and a lot of people live there too. They play the parts in people's dreams. He's pretty cold so has very few friends aside from Matthew and Gilbert who you'll meet later. Normally Sandman is considered horror, but today it's humor, so sit back and enjoy. If you really get confused about some stuff, go read some Sandman Fanfiction, or look it up on the Internet because there's a lot to explain and I'm sure everyone wants to get to the story.

Good luck, I hope you enjoy, and I hope you understand, but mainly I hope you come out alive but changed.