Ryo Tataki and Yosei Akurei Show

Reminders!!! - This fanfic is based off the fanfic Venyasu Universe wrote if you don't like her fanfic you'll despise this finfic greatly. Ok so enjoy!!!!

Audience member 1 - Don't you guys notice the show has two hostesses?

Ryo - ::Walks on in through the backstage door combing her hair:: Ahem!This show today will be about a few rants! My rant is yaoi couples!For that we have Zelgadis-san and Xellos-san!

Yosei - My fuckin rant is the damn couple system of fanfics now for this we bring in our guests Lina-san and Amelia-chan along with Amelias Big sister Naga

Naga - ::From behind stage:: Those punny people aren't supposed to know I'm related to that justice freak of nature!

Amelia - ::From behind stage:: I HEARD THAT!

Gourry - ::From behind stage:: Amelia and Naga related?I wouldn't have guessed

Lina - ::From behind stage:: No duh Jellfish brains ::Bap::

Ryo - Just ignore the voices people.

Yosei - Ok Zelgadis-san come on up

Zelgadis - ::Enters the stage through the door as whistling and cheering came from the audience then took a seat::

Ryo - Alllllright! Now Zelgadis-san, Some idiots think you make a great couple with Xellos and Gourry

Zelgadis - WHAT?!

Ryo - Now what do you think of that Zelgadis-san?

Zelgadis - That's just disturbing!Am.Erm..

Yosei - ::Cracks up:: This is just rich!

Zelgadis - ::Glares at yosei::

Yosei - ::Shuts up::

Ryo - Ahem..now would you like to see what the others think of the disturbing fanfics written about you having a thing with Gourry and Xellos?

Yosei - Let's Welcome Gourry!The idiot of the century!

Gourry - ::Walks through the door as the audience clutzs out then sits on a chair:: Owwwww when'd that get there?

Audience - Baka baka baka!

Ryo - Ok. umm now Gourry did you know insane people think you match with Zelgadis as a couple

Gourry - Are you sure?I was told there is going to be free stuff!

Ryo - ::Sweat drop:: Ok now Gourry what do you think?

Gourry - Well what's thinking?

Ryo - Ok then.. Let's move on shall we?

Yosei - Xellos come on the stage!

..::1 hour later...::..

Yosei - ::sitting in a pile of empty pepsi cans:: Where is that gay lord fucker?

Ryo - ::Sleeping in her chair::

Xellos - ::Appears outta no where:: Now what? Oh great I'm on another show...

Ryo - ::Wakes up:: HUH?! Oh! Ok now Xellos people think you make a good couple with Zelgadis

Xellos - What? Ok now I don't even like anything with L-L-L...I can't say it!

Yosei - Love and life?

Xellos - ::Covers his ears:: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!MAKE IT STOP!!!

Yosei - Whadda riot!

Zelgadis - Alright bring up those ass holes that say this shit about us!

Fag - Oh hi there!::Adjusts the purse on his shoulder::Hehehe!You guys make such a great couple!

Zelgadis - ::Fires a fireball at the fag:: You sicko!

Fag - Yiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Ryo - Ok...Next the other person that thinks the same thing

Giddy Girl - Hehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!! Have you guys ever kissed like in my fake-o-photos?

Audience - Booooooooo!

Xellos - ::Kicks The annoying giddy girl off the stage then shaves her head making her bald::Whoops!::With that he faded away::

Giddy Girl - ::Cries::

Yosei - Alright lil bastards now who here thinks this is fucked up, Amelia and Naga going out? They're sisters!

Ryo - Alllllright! Naga and Amelia come on down!

Naga - ::She opened the door and walked on stage::OH HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!!

Amelia - ::Runs on in after Naga then stops in her tracks noticing Zelgadis and blushes::

Zelgadis - ::Looks over to Amelia then blushes too::

Yosei - Now here's a real couple!

Ryo - Sorry to say...

Yosei - It's the end of the Show..

Ryo - Don't worry though fans! We'll continue next time!