The Ryo Tataki and Yosei Akurei Show!!! Chapter 2 "Screwed up Couple Match Making"

Audience member - And the show is finally continuing! Good thing I bought popcorn and other tasty snacks!

Audience - SHADDAP! It's starting!

Ryo - Welcome back everyone! I'm the tomboy Ryo!

Yosei - And I'm just a short haired girl that's partly a damn elf with one fuckin attitude...

Ryo - Ok anyway we continue from last time!

Yosei - Now we last left off on Naga and Amelia. Ok now Naga what do you think about this?

Naga - hmmmm?Well Who was sniffing crack when they thought I'd go out with my flesh and blood hmmmmm?

Yosei - Now Amelia.what do you think about those sick bastards saying you should go out with your big busty sister Naga?

Amelia - It's unjust and wrong so highly against justice!::Grits her teeth::

Ryo - Hmmm..would you like to see these people that suggest this?

Naga and Amelia - Yeah!

Yosei - C'mon down annoying person

Stupid Fan Boy - Hehehehehe!!! Naga and Amelia in person!!!::Drool:: Why don't you two do it?

Amelia - YOU YOU EVIL SCUM!!!! PREPARE TO DIE!!! FIREBALL!!!!::She tossed a fireball at the fan boy::

Stupid Fan Boy - ::Dies::

Amelia - Feh..stupid pervert.

Naga - Good job sis.oh did I say that?OH HO HO HO HO HO!!!!!

Lina - ::Runs on in from the stage door:: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP NAGA?!

Naga - Oh dear did I make the flat chested dragon spooker mad?

Lina - Rrrrrrrrr...

Naga - Lina try not to foam at the mouth

Lina - NAGGAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yosei - That same guy that Amelia killed thought you two make a hot couple

Lina - I hate when this happens!

Amelia - ::Gets all swirly eyed:: When will it ever end?WHEEEEEEEN?!When will justice prevail over the evil people of the world?!

Gourry - Hey Lina how do people think?

Everyone cept Gourry - ::Clutz out leg twitch::YOU BAKA!!!!

Gourry - Hmmmmmm.. Oh well

Lina - Gourry will you please try to act smart instead of stupid all the time

Gourry - But lina how do I do that?

Amelia and Lina - No hope ever for Mr. Jellyfish brains

Yosei - Lina do you like Valgaav in any way?

Lina - Oh please!Him?! Don't make me laugh!

Yosei - How much do you hate fanfics with those stupid couple things?

Lina - I hate them!That would never happen in anyones life!

Yosei - So I see.

Lina - THEY CAN ALL BURN IN HELL!!!!!

Ryo - Now have you seen the altered pictures and fan-pics?

Lina - Yes I have! I'm ashamed of them all!

Amelia - Why do people do such unjust things! Then they call themselves such loyal fans!

Lina - The hentai is what really pisses my the fuck off!

Amelia - The most unholy unjust thing!

Ryo - What kinda fan does that

Yosei - ::Points out a tiny crowd in the audience:: Those so called fans would.

Carrot - Uh oh we're discovered guys...RUN!!!!::He and the fleet of perverts tun out like hell::

Everyone - ::Sweat drop::

Yosei - Now Amelia we need to know this!

Amelia - Huh?

Ryo - Do you love Zelgadis-san?

Amelia - ::Blushes deeply then nods:: Y-y-yes.

Yosei - Hey Zelgadis what about you?

Zelgadis - ::Blush::Uh.yes..

Audience - Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

Ryo - ::Hides the go Awwww! Sign:: Ok so why wouldn't you two go out before?

Lina - Ha!I can answer that one!They were both too shy to ask eachother and the story wouldn't be the same if their feelings tword eachother were exposed! What kinda plot would that be?

Yosei - Alright! Lina please do tell..do you love the jelly fish brain baka Gourry?

Lina - ::Blush:: Yes.

Ryo - Seeeee Lina-san! It isn't hard to be honest about your feelings

Lina - YES IT IS!!!

Amelia - Well Miss Lina and Mr Gourry were quite fond of eachother!

Zelgadis - ::Laughs:: They even kissed!

Lina - W-W-W-WHAAAAAAAAAT?! You liar!!!

Ryo - it's not edited,altered,or fake in anyway

Yosei - ::Puts the tape in:: Riiiiiiiiiiiight here you two love birds! ::Pauses it::

Gourry - Wow we did that?

Lina - ::Blush::

Ryo and Yosei - We'll see you guys next time!