Chapter 2

Love Disputes

Lily: *Shudders in disgust* Ewewewewewew!!! EWWWWW!!! That was disgusting...! EEEEEEE!!!

Flaming Barney: GIVE ME A HUG!!! I LOVE YOU... YOU LOVE ME.... etc

Lime: *runs around, a flaming barney chasing her* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Lily:*shudder* Ugghhhh... I don't feel so good.... HAH AHAH HAHH!!! You'll be the one who'll regret THIS, MOLE!!! Hee ahh ehahhhehahH!!!! *takes out rubber mallet* Ughh... I can't hurt you with this mallet.*hangs mallet and head down* I do not have the heart for it....

All but Lime: .

Lime: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Lily: HA HA!!! I KNOW! *takes out GIANT rubber mallet* Hmmmmm... No... Not a mallet... *puts mallet away* THIS IS BETTER!! *takes out flyswatter* Oh dang it.... he's a mole now...

Durran and Torak: ..... *goes to a log to sit on, eating popcorn*

Lime: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Tipol and Hurdor: *joins Durran and Torak*

Tipol: You go barney!

Lime: *sob* WHAT KIND OF FRIENDS ARE YOU?! GET THIS BARNEY AWAY FROM ME!!!!

Durran and Torak: Hmmmm... *thinks for a long time* Nope, sorry!

Lime: YOU WILL ALL PAY! WHEN I GET THIS BARNEY TO STOP FOLLOWING ME!!! *thunder crashes*

Lily: I wonder where the maggots are...?

Hurdor: Hurr. Them's are h'all fat noaw, so ee 'as to wait fer ee while... oi tell h'em to drink slim faost, but they's never listen to oi!

All: .

Lily: What can kill maggots? Hmmmmmmmm....

Lime: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Lily: STUPID BARNEY!! DON'T YOU SEE I'M THINKING?! *trips barney, landing on the four that are at the log*

Lime: HA HA HA HA!!! ALL WILL FEEL MY WRATH!!! *laughs insanely**thunder crashes*

Lily: SHUTUP!!! *takes out her rubber chicken* Or you'll taste the power of my chicken!!!

Lime: *immediately shuts up*

Tipol: I wonder what rubber chickens taste like.

Hurdor: ... anyways, u will all die from the attack of the maggots. *thunder crashes AND lightning flashes* Hah! I have more thunder and lightning power than u!

Tipol: I once saw on a show about spiders. I think spiders can kill maggots.

Hurdor: Not these special maggots, burr aye! They h'are a special breed, bred with flies.

Tipol: Umm... so they can fly?

Hurdor: Hoo yes!

Tipol: *says to Barney* I'll pay you in cheetos to scare of the maggots... once they come.

Barney: Love! Love! I need love!

Tipol: Ahhh get away from me you... you freak of nature!

Hurdor: *has blank expression on face* Calling people bad names is not the answer... calling people bad names is not the answer...

soon everyone gets sucked in again, except for Barney who is singing a love song and Lily who is throwing popcorn at Barney

Hurdor: *is snapped out of trance* The maggots are coming! The maggots are coming!!

Lily: *throws more popcorn at barney* AAHHH!!! STUPID BARNEY!! No one can resist the taste of CHEETOS!! Agreeagreeagreeagree to the stupid deal!!! Oh yeah... the maggots! Hmmmmmm.... *thinks*

Lime: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! HOW COULD YOU HAVE MORE POWER THAN I?! *silence* Oh yeah.... *thunder crashes, fire blazes behind her, the ground opens a deep drevice* HEE HEE HEE!!! *rain starts, everyone's soaked* Oh dang it....

Lily: I KNOW!!! *takes out GIANT flyswatter/maggotmasher* And just in case... *takes out GIANT flypaper/maggotsticker* HAAAAA!!!

Torak: You know... the rain is going to make it unsticky soon...

Lily: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *glares at Lime*

Flaming Barney: I'm melting... I'm melting.... *turns into a puddle of purple liquid*

Durran: OH COOL!!! *pokes it with a stick*

Tipol: Oo oo! Lemme poke it!

everyone gathers around the puddle and starts poking it

Lily: Where are the maggots? *holds flyswatter/maggotmasher close*

Hurdor: Come, my minions!

eerie song from anastatia plays: Come my minions fly ever faster!

a herd of maggots come flying at everyone

Tipol: Ah ah! Calm it down with cheetos! Calm it down with cheetos! *throws flaming hot cheetos at Hurdor's 'minions'*

All: *look upwards* *whole ground is covered by a huge shadow*

Tipol: *sobs* My baby! Where's my baby?

Lime: *Latches onto Torak's arm* EEEEEP!!!

Torak: *tries to rid of her again* HOW'D YOU GET SO STRONG?!

Lime: The calcium in milk helps bones grow strong!

Tipol: Oh help me, Torak! Save my baby! *holds onto Torak's arm like a leech**slyly sucks some of Torak's blood*

Lime: NOOOOOOOO!! TORAK'S MINE NOT YOURS!!!

Tipol: Heheheh! Not for long!

Lime: *pulls Torak* HE'S MINEEE!!!

Tipol: *chews on Lime's arm to make her let go*

Minions: Hello? Why are we being ignored?

Lime: *lets go of Torak* HOW DARE YOU?! I AM THE........... *dramatic music plays* QUEEN OF..... DICTIONARIES!!!

All: .

Tipol: Ah! Queen of Dictionaries? You are my enemy! *latches off of Torak's arm* Tie her to a stake and burn her! Witch witch witch!

Lime: NEVER!!! HEE HAA HEEHA HHAAA!! I am also Princess of Fire! Hee heehahh hhehahaa!! I WILL BURN YOU ALL! EXTRA CRISPY!!!

Tipol: Like pringles?

Lime: ... Yes. Like PRINGLES!!! MWAA HA AHAAAAAAAA!!!

Tipol: *uses Torak as shield* Lime! Do you really want to hurt Torak?! Do you?!!!

Lime: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT TORAK!!! *silence* But you bit me on the arm! Tis a small price to be sacrificed. HAAAAH AAHAAAAAAA HAAA!!!

Torak: Oh dang it....

Tipol: Hurdor, it's time for... Flaming Barney! *dun dun dun!* Mweeheeheehee!

Lime: ... Barney's still here? *forgets about killing Torak and Tipol*

Hurdor: I can summon him back to life if you want...

Lime: EVILLLLLLL!!! THE PUDDLE IS EEVVVILLLL!!! *Shoots fire at the barney puddle, evaporating him*

Barney puddle: *faintly* I love you... you love me... we're all one happy family.....

Torak: I'm sorry Lime. You've... changed. It's over, Lime. Over.

Everyone except for Lime and Torak: *resume sitting on the log, watching as if a soap opera*

Lime: *gasp* NOOOO!!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!! *silence* I can always go back to Ira.....

Torak: *twitches slightly* *in grave voice* Well Lime, if you feel that you truly love him, go ahead. *turns back to Lime, as silence follows*

Lime: BYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Torak: *sobs slightly* Farewell, dear Lime!!

Lime: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! HEe hee hee....

Torak: I...I never wanted this to happen. But if you say so...

Lime: ...

Hurdor: *zaps Ira over to make it get interesting*

Lime: STUPID LITTLE-- *zaps Ira away* KEEP HIM OUT OF THIS!!!

Torak: *cloak appears on him as it swirls in the breeze to make it more dramatic* Lime, we... we can no longer see each other! We must go seperate ways! Well, unless you have an objection to make...

Durran: My puddle....

Minions: *flys off*

Torak: Well, lime! What is your decision! *has glistening eyes that are wiggling just like in anime when they're sad*

Lime: Hmmmmmm.... *thinks for a long time*

Torak: *watches sullenly* Lime! Im sorry! Let me be with u again! Plz plz plz plz?! *all of a sudden his evil side is back*

Torak: Why should i be begging?! Get... get away from me!

Good Torak: No lime! Come back!

Bad Torak: Goodbye Lime! It's over!

Lime: *stares at Torak* ... Are you thinking I was serious? AND YOU ALWAYS TEASED ME!!! HEE HEE HEEE!! I was joking...

Torak: Oh. I get it! And um, i was also kidding too. I mean puh-lease who could be THAT gullible?! Hahahaha.. ha... yeah.

Lime: *glare* You better had been kidding, or else.... *evil eye*

Torak: Hohoho! *laughs jovially like Santa* Of COURSE i was kidding! I thought YOU were the one who wasn't!

Lime: ... It didn't look like you were kidding.

Durran: I WANT MY PUDDLE!!

Tipol: *tosses Durran a barnie stuffed toy* You can use that for prodding if you want.

Hurdor: May i ask why you have a barnie stuffed toy?

Tipol: *gazes innocently at Hurdor* Just in case i need to scare off robbers...

Torak: Hohoho! Of course i was kidding! *thwacks Lime on the back heartily*

Lime: OW!! That hurts....

Durran: *pokes barney toy*

Hurdor: Moi ould minion friendys h'are coming back!

Minions: *grumbles* About time u noticed us!