[A/N: Friday! You really made it to Friday! Thanks for reading so far! Just
a few more left!]
Friday:
[Those present: Dr. Phil, Lucius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, Voldemort, Peter Pettigrew, Professor Trelawney, Professor Quirrel, Hermione Granger, Professor Snape, Ron Weasley, Fleur Delacour, Madam Hooch, Remus Lupin, and Sirius Black.]
Dr. Phil: Thank gods the week is almost over. Today, we welcome two new members-- what a surprise. Let's all give a warm welcome to Remus Lupin, and Sirius Black.
Ron and Hermione: Sirius! Professor Lupin!
Remus: Yes, hello everyone.
Sirius: {motioning to Pettigrew} Erg. No one told me HE would be here!
Remus: Pettigrew. What are you doing here?
Sirius: Isn't it obvious? The idiot NEEDS therapy.
Remus: So true. But dammit, he has to be in the same group as us.
Pettigrew: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? Big bad wolf, big bad wolf! Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? Tra la la la la!
Remus: If someone sings that ONE MORE TIME..
Sirius: It's okay, Remus, I'll take care of him.
Pettigrew: How much is that doggy in the window? The one with the waggley tail? How much is that doggy in the window? I do hope that doggy's for sale!
Fleur: Frère Jacques! *hic* Frère Jacques!
Quirrel: SEIZE HIM!
Madam Hooch: Quidditch!
Professor Trelawney: I was right!
Sirius: SHUT UP!
Voldemort: There's no use, Sirius. It's a living freak show.
Hermione: That's NOT nice!
Professor Snape: Don't insult my Voldey-woldey!
Sirius: Voldey-woldey? Severus, what has gotten into you?
Remus: Ah, I should've known.
Voldemort: Don't tease my Snapey-wapey!
Draco: I want my Potter-wotter!
*Everyone winces.*
Voldemort: DON'T SAY THAT NAME!
Sirius: Well.. I suppose I don't mind the name. He is my godson..
Voldemort: WHAT?!
Sirius: He.. is.
Lucius: Fucked up family.
Hermione: You should talk.
Lucius: WHAT?! No. I can't. I love her.
Ron: I LOVE HERMIONE!
Lucius: NO, I DO!
Ron: ME!
Lucius: NO, ME!
*Ron tackles Lucius with a screech, and the two begin wrestling.*
Fleur: Dormez vous? *hic* Dormez vous?
Dr. Phil: Can we.. stop this, please?
Pettigrew: You Are My Sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are grey. You'll never know, dear, how much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away!
*Lucius heaves Ron off of him.*
{Lucius is left with a bloody nose, and Ron is left with a black eye.}
Dr. Phil: Apparently this Harry Potter is causing a lot of tension between you all.
Voldemort: Don't say that name!
Quirrel: SEIZE HIM!
Draco: I love him!
Fleur: Sonnez les matines! *hic* Sonnez les matines!
Madam Hooch: Did you say Quidditch?
Sirius: Freaks.
Pettigrew: How much is that--
Sirius: Fuck you, Pettigrew!
Hermione: You can rhyme!
Ron: So can I! I'm a poet and I didn't even--
Hermione: No, Ron.
Ron: Sorry.
Remus: Why can't we all be civil?
Pettigrew: Oh, who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Remus: PETTIGREW!
Dr. Phil: Well I think I've found a solution to why Pettigrew sings.
Everyone: WHY?!
Dr. Phil: His inner child-self is longing to get out, and proclaim his need for protection!
Pettigrew: True, but, actually, I just like the songs.
Fleur: Ding ding dong!
Quirrel: SEIZE HIM!
Pettigrew: Big bad wolf, big bad wolf!
*Remus twitches.*
Sirius: What's wrong, Remus?
Remus: ..full moon.
*Everyone screams!*
Dr. Phil: Alright, excellent session, see you all tomorrow! Hate to leave so soon!
Friday:
[Those present: Dr. Phil, Lucius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, Voldemort, Peter Pettigrew, Professor Trelawney, Professor Quirrel, Hermione Granger, Professor Snape, Ron Weasley, Fleur Delacour, Madam Hooch, Remus Lupin, and Sirius Black.]
Dr. Phil: Thank gods the week is almost over. Today, we welcome two new members-- what a surprise. Let's all give a warm welcome to Remus Lupin, and Sirius Black.
Ron and Hermione: Sirius! Professor Lupin!
Remus: Yes, hello everyone.
Sirius: {motioning to Pettigrew} Erg. No one told me HE would be here!
Remus: Pettigrew. What are you doing here?
Sirius: Isn't it obvious? The idiot NEEDS therapy.
Remus: So true. But dammit, he has to be in the same group as us.
Pettigrew: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? Big bad wolf, big bad wolf! Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? Tra la la la la!
Remus: If someone sings that ONE MORE TIME..
Sirius: It's okay, Remus, I'll take care of him.
Pettigrew: How much is that doggy in the window? The one with the waggley tail? How much is that doggy in the window? I do hope that doggy's for sale!
Fleur: Frère Jacques! *hic* Frère Jacques!
Quirrel: SEIZE HIM!
Madam Hooch: Quidditch!
Professor Trelawney: I was right!
Sirius: SHUT UP!
Voldemort: There's no use, Sirius. It's a living freak show.
Hermione: That's NOT nice!
Professor Snape: Don't insult my Voldey-woldey!
Sirius: Voldey-woldey? Severus, what has gotten into you?
Remus: Ah, I should've known.
Voldemort: Don't tease my Snapey-wapey!
Draco: I want my Potter-wotter!
*Everyone winces.*
Voldemort: DON'T SAY THAT NAME!
Sirius: Well.. I suppose I don't mind the name. He is my godson..
Voldemort: WHAT?!
Sirius: He.. is.
Lucius: Fucked up family.
Hermione: You should talk.
Lucius: WHAT?! No. I can't. I love her.
Ron: I LOVE HERMIONE!
Lucius: NO, I DO!
Ron: ME!
Lucius: NO, ME!
*Ron tackles Lucius with a screech, and the two begin wrestling.*
Fleur: Dormez vous? *hic* Dormez vous?
Dr. Phil: Can we.. stop this, please?
Pettigrew: You Are My Sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are grey. You'll never know, dear, how much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away!
*Lucius heaves Ron off of him.*
{Lucius is left with a bloody nose, and Ron is left with a black eye.}
Dr. Phil: Apparently this Harry Potter is causing a lot of tension between you all.
Voldemort: Don't say that name!
Quirrel: SEIZE HIM!
Draco: I love him!
Fleur: Sonnez les matines! *hic* Sonnez les matines!
Madam Hooch: Did you say Quidditch?
Sirius: Freaks.
Pettigrew: How much is that--
Sirius: Fuck you, Pettigrew!
Hermione: You can rhyme!
Ron: So can I! I'm a poet and I didn't even--
Hermione: No, Ron.
Ron: Sorry.
Remus: Why can't we all be civil?
Pettigrew: Oh, who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Remus: PETTIGREW!
Dr. Phil: Well I think I've found a solution to why Pettigrew sings.
Everyone: WHY?!
Dr. Phil: His inner child-self is longing to get out, and proclaim his need for protection!
Pettigrew: True, but, actually, I just like the songs.
Fleur: Ding ding dong!
Quirrel: SEIZE HIM!
Pettigrew: Big bad wolf, big bad wolf!
*Remus twitches.*
Sirius: What's wrong, Remus?
Remus: ..full moon.
*Everyone screams!*
Dr. Phil: Alright, excellent session, see you all tomorrow! Hate to leave so soon!
