[A/N: It's Saturday! So FUN! I'm almost done with this, so keep on reading,
and thanks for reading all this way!]
Saturday:
[Those present: Dr. Phil, Lucius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, Voldemort, Peter Pettigrew, Professor Trelawney, Professor Quirrel, Hermione Granger, Professor Snape, Ron Weasley, Fleur Delacour, Madam Hooch, Remus Lupin, and Sirius Black.]
Dr. Phil: Well, hello everyone, and no, my charity is not doing very well. We're unfortunately going bankrupt.
Lucius: And we care.. why?
Dr. Phil: {sniffles} You're SO harsh!
Voldemort: Just continue the meeting!
Dr. Phil: Alright. Today, we do NOT have two new members!
Ron: It's a miracle!
Hermione: But I read..
Professor Trelawney: I saw this coming!
Fleur: Frère Jacques! *hic* Frère Jacques!
Dr. Phil: I didn't finish what I was saying! Today, we have a GUEST!
Draco: I like guests.
Pettigrew: I've been workin' on the railroad! All the live long day. I've been workin' on the railroad! Just to pass the time away.
Dr. Phil: And today, our guest is.. HARRY POTTER!
*Harry enters.*
Hermione: HARRY!
Ron: NOOOOO!
Draco: POTTER!
Sirius: What? Here?
Remus: Thank gods I'm not a werewolf now!
Quirrel: SEIZE HIM!
Fleur: Dormez vous? *hic* Dormez vous?
Everyone else: NOOOOO! BOO! HISS!
Voldemort: Imper--
Draco: NO! I LOVE HIM!
Voldemort: I hate him!
Lucius: The Malfoy name is doomed.
Harry: What's all the fuss about?
Hermione: I LOVE YOU, HARRY!
Ron: I LOVE YOU, HERMIONE!
Draco: I LOVE YOU, POTTER!
Harry: Draco? You mean, you're going public about it?
Draco: YES!
Professor Trelawney: I saw this coming!
Sirius: My godson.. is.. in love.. with.. a M-Malfoy?!
Quirrel: HEY! I DO THE ST-TUTTERING!
Fleur: Sonnez les matines! *hic* Sonnez les matines!
Pettigrew: Once a jolly swagman sat beside the billabong, under the shade of a coolibah tree, and he sang as he sat and waited by the billabong, you'll come a waltzing matilda with me!
Voldemort: That was unusual.
Harry: Um, Dr. Phil told me that I was "causing a lot of tension amongst you all." Is it true?
Hermione, Draco, Remus, and Sirius: Not us!
Harry: {laughing nervously} Well, then, no need to try and like the others. They all hate me forever and there's nothing I can do about it. Bye now!
Dr. Phil: You're not going anywhere!
Harry: 'scuse me?
Dr. Phil: You're the trauma-causer for this therapy group. You're staying until they resolve their problems.
Professor Snape: How very generous of you, Dr. Phil!
Pettigrew: 'Round and 'round the cobbler's bench, the monkey chased the weasel, the monkey thought 'twas all in fun! Pop! Goes the weasel!
Fleur: Ding ding dong! *hic* Ding ding dong!
Quirrel: SEIZE HIM!
Voldemort: So, how shall we torture him?
Dr. Phil: What? Torture?
Harry: WHAT?
Hermione: NO!
Lucius: Don't watch, Hermione!
Ron: I LOVE HERMIONE!
*Voldemort cackles, and approaches Harry.*
Harry: You're not really going to torture me, are you?
Pettigrew: Pop! Goes the weasel!
Saturday:
[Those present: Dr. Phil, Lucius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, Voldemort, Peter Pettigrew, Professor Trelawney, Professor Quirrel, Hermione Granger, Professor Snape, Ron Weasley, Fleur Delacour, Madam Hooch, Remus Lupin, and Sirius Black.]
Dr. Phil: Well, hello everyone, and no, my charity is not doing very well. We're unfortunately going bankrupt.
Lucius: And we care.. why?
Dr. Phil: {sniffles} You're SO harsh!
Voldemort: Just continue the meeting!
Dr. Phil: Alright. Today, we do NOT have two new members!
Ron: It's a miracle!
Hermione: But I read..
Professor Trelawney: I saw this coming!
Fleur: Frère Jacques! *hic* Frère Jacques!
Dr. Phil: I didn't finish what I was saying! Today, we have a GUEST!
Draco: I like guests.
Pettigrew: I've been workin' on the railroad! All the live long day. I've been workin' on the railroad! Just to pass the time away.
Dr. Phil: And today, our guest is.. HARRY POTTER!
*Harry enters.*
Hermione: HARRY!
Ron: NOOOOO!
Draco: POTTER!
Sirius: What? Here?
Remus: Thank gods I'm not a werewolf now!
Quirrel: SEIZE HIM!
Fleur: Dormez vous? *hic* Dormez vous?
Everyone else: NOOOOO! BOO! HISS!
Voldemort: Imper--
Draco: NO! I LOVE HIM!
Voldemort: I hate him!
Lucius: The Malfoy name is doomed.
Harry: What's all the fuss about?
Hermione: I LOVE YOU, HARRY!
Ron: I LOVE YOU, HERMIONE!
Draco: I LOVE YOU, POTTER!
Harry: Draco? You mean, you're going public about it?
Draco: YES!
Professor Trelawney: I saw this coming!
Sirius: My godson.. is.. in love.. with.. a M-Malfoy?!
Quirrel: HEY! I DO THE ST-TUTTERING!
Fleur: Sonnez les matines! *hic* Sonnez les matines!
Pettigrew: Once a jolly swagman sat beside the billabong, under the shade of a coolibah tree, and he sang as he sat and waited by the billabong, you'll come a waltzing matilda with me!
Voldemort: That was unusual.
Harry: Um, Dr. Phil told me that I was "causing a lot of tension amongst you all." Is it true?
Hermione, Draco, Remus, and Sirius: Not us!
Harry: {laughing nervously} Well, then, no need to try and like the others. They all hate me forever and there's nothing I can do about it. Bye now!
Dr. Phil: You're not going anywhere!
Harry: 'scuse me?
Dr. Phil: You're the trauma-causer for this therapy group. You're staying until they resolve their problems.
Professor Snape: How very generous of you, Dr. Phil!
Pettigrew: 'Round and 'round the cobbler's bench, the monkey chased the weasel, the monkey thought 'twas all in fun! Pop! Goes the weasel!
Fleur: Ding ding dong! *hic* Ding ding dong!
Quirrel: SEIZE HIM!
Voldemort: So, how shall we torture him?
Dr. Phil: What? Torture?
Harry: WHAT?
Hermione: NO!
Lucius: Don't watch, Hermione!
Ron: I LOVE HERMIONE!
*Voldemort cackles, and approaches Harry.*
Harry: You're not really going to torture me, are you?
Pettigrew: Pop! Goes the weasel!
