[A/N: Finally, Sunday! Thank you for reading! Hope you liked! XD]



Sunday:



[Those present: Dr. Phil, Lucius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, Voldemort, Peter Pettigrew, Professor Trelawney, Professor Quirrel, Hermione Granger, Professor Snape, Ron Weasley, Fleur Delacour, Madam Hooch, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, and Harry Potter.]



Voldemort: Welcome to the last meeting of this week-long group therapy session. As we all have encountered last night, Dr. Phil went through a bit of a mishap--



Quirrel: L-like me! SEIZE HIM!

Voldemort: Yes, and now, I have been elected the new therapist for this final session. I'd also like to add in that the Get Voldemort and the Death Eaters New Cuddly Kitties Charity is doing very well! We will not discuss anyone's problems today. This is a free-for-all-session, because I'm feeling extra generous today.



Professor Snape: Thank you, my Voldey-woldey!



Voldemort: No problem, my Snapey-wapey!



Draco and Hermione: {sniffling} YOU KILLED HARRY!



Voldemort: No, I didn't. I just locked him in a cardboard box with a tape player of Pettigrew's annoying songs.



Draco: Well, it's as good as killing him!



{From a rattling box in the corner of the room, shouts of "NOOOOO! NO MORE! PLEASE!" can be head.}



Ron: And Dr. Phil! Look what you did to him! You stuffed him in a tank of flesh-eating slugs!



Voldemort: That's not so bad!



Professor Trelawney: I saw this coming!



Madam Hooch: I want to get out of here and play some QUIDDITCH!



Remus: Thank gods that this is the last day!



Sirius: Right about that, Remus. Won't have to put up with that singing git another day!



Pettigrew: So long sad times! Go long bad times! We are rid of you at last! Howdy gay times! Cloudy gray times! You are now a thing of the past! Happy days are here again! The skies above are clear again! So let's sing a song of cheer again! Happy days are here again!

Voldemort: Good idea, Pettigrew! Let's all sing!

Fleur: Alouette, gentille Alouette! Alouette je te plumerai! Alouette, gentille Alouette! Alouette je te plumerai!

Voldemort: So let the sun shine in! Face it with a grin! Smilers never lose! And frowners never win! So let the sun shine in! Face it with a grin! Open up your heart and let the sun shine in!

Quirrel: Now is the time to seize the day! Send out the call and join the fray! Wrongs will be righted! If we're united! Let us seize the day!

Draco: I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay! And I pity any girl who isn't me today!

Lucius: When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother, "What will I be? Will I be handsome, will I be rich?" Here's what she said to me! Que Sera Sera! Whatever will be, will be! The future's not ours to see! Que Sera Sera!

Ron: They say our love won't pay the rent! Before it's earned, our money's all been spent! I guess that's so, we don't have a pot! But at least I'm sure of all the things we got! Babe.. I got you babe! I got you babe!

Hermione: The sun is a mass of incandescent gas! A gigantic nuclear furnace! Where Hydrogen is built into Helium! At a temperature of millions of degrees!

Sirius: I will find my way! I can go the distance! I'll be there someday! If I can be strong! I know ev'ry mile! Will be worth my while! I would go most anywhere to feel like I belong!

Remus: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? Big bad wolf, big bad wolf! Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? Tra la la la la!

Harry: It's the hard-knock life for us! It's the hard-knock life for us! 'Steada treated, we get tricked! 'Steada kisses, we get kicked! It's the hard-knock life! Got no folks to speak of, so. It's the hard-knock row we hoe! Cotton blankets, 'Steada of wool! Empty bellies, 'Steada of full! It's the hard-knock life!

Professor Snape: Why would a fellow want a girl like her? A frail and fluffy beauty? Why can't a fellow ever once prefer a solid girl like me?! She's a frothy little bubble with a flimsy kind of charm! And with very little trouble I could break her little arm! Oh why would a fellow want a girl like her? So obviously unusual? Why can't a fellow ever once prefer a usual girl like me?!

Professor Trelawney: What will this day be like I wonder. What will my future be? I wonder. It could be so exciting, to be out in the world, to be free! My heart should be wildly rejoicing. Oh, what's the matter with me?

Madam Hooch: Think of the happiest things! It's the same as having wings! Take the path that moonbeams make! If the moon is still awake, you'll see him wink his eye! You can fly! You can fly! You can fly!

Dr. Phil: I'm late, I'm late! For a very important date! No time to say "Hello", "Goodbye!" I'm late, I'm late, I'm late! No, no, no, no! No, no, no, I'm overdue! I'm really stew! No time to say "Goodbye", "Hello!" I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!

Pettigrew: I love you! You love me! We're a h--

Everyone: NO!

Pettigrew: Nobody likes me, everybody hates me! Guess I'll go eat worms! Long, thin, slimy ones! Short, fat, juicy ones! Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms!

Everyone: We are the world! We are the children! We are the ones who make a brighter day! So let's start giving! There's a choice we're making! We're saving our own lives! It's true we'll make a better day! Just you and me!

{The scene ends, with everyone holding hands and swaying back and forth-- except for Harry and Dr. Phil, who are still stuffed away.}



[A/N: WHOO! I'm done! This took me so long to write. XD But I had fun writing it! Reviews are lovely, by the way! Thanks for reading! Hope you liked!