*I don't own anything!*-Author's note. "HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPP!" Koenma yelled. "IT'S BEEN STOLEN! MY FATHER'S GOING TO SPANK ME!!! WHHHHAAAAAAAA!" "What is it Koenma-Sama?" Botan asked as she walked up to his desk. "My binky! It's been stolen!" "Well, sir, your desk is awfully cluttered, maybe it's here somewhere." "NO! It isn't! WHAAAAAAAAA!! Get Yusuke and the others!" When Botan found everybody, she told them what happened. "Koenma lost his binky? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Yusuke laughed. "This is no laughing matter, Yusuke. Koenam needs his binky, it gives him power. Plus his dad will spank him." "SPANK??!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Yusuke laughed even harder. "SPANK??!!" SMASH! *Botan hit him with her oar* "Ouch!" Yusuke said. "What was that for?" "For being an idiodic laughing box." Hiei muttered. "Hehe." Kurama laughed as he put his arm around Hiei. "You always know how to make my day." "Well, I think we should start the search, Kurama and Hiei, you search in town, Kuwabara and Yusuke, search his office, and Keiko and I will search the sky." *Botan hops on her oar and pulls Keiko up with her* "Up,up, and away!" ~ Kurama and Hiei~ "Let's search the toy store." Kurama said. "Koenma must like toys." "Hn." Hiei replied. When they went inside, Hiei went straight up to the desk. "I'm looking for a blu binky." He said. "Okay, what does it look like?" the shopkeeper said. "I told you, it's blue." Hiei said, annoyed. "I know it's blue, but what does it look like?" the shopkeeper asked again. "IT'S BLUE!!!" Hiei yelled as he pulled his sword out. "Oh, look, I found it!" the shopkeeper said, trying to save his life. "I'll even gift wrap it!" "How much?" Hiei asked. "On the house!" *shopkeeper sweatdrops* "Let's go!" Hiei ordered. "But I want to play with the puppies!!!" Kurama cried. Hiei sits down by Kurama and he starts to pet one of the dogs. "Awwwww. Aren't you cute?" Kurama asked. "I know." Hiei said. "I know too." Kurama said. Hiei and Kurama move closer to each other, like they're going to kiss, but someone looks in the window. "LOOK MOMMY! THESE GUYS ARE GONNA KISS!" a little boy said. The mother walks over to look in the window, and a crowd starts to form. "Oh no." Kurama said. ~Botan and Keiko~ "Wow Botan! The view is beautiful!" Keiko exclaimed. "I can't wait till Yusuke and I get married." "I can't either.' Botan said under her breath. "Then I'll finally get some rest." "Look, Botan! I think I see it!" Botan picks up speed and zooms toward the object. CRASH! Botan and Keiko hit a blue jay and fall off the oar. "This is not good." Keiko said. ~Kuwabara and Yusuke~ "Gee Koenma! You really have to clean!" Kuwabara said as he lugged another trash bag to the side of the room. "Yeah, it wouldn't hurt to throw some of this junk away." Yusuke added. "Now way! This was my first baby tooth, this is a picture of me at Disneyland, and this is.. oh you can throw this away." "What is it?" Yusuke asked. "Not telling!" Koenma said. Kuwabara comes up bihind Koenma and grabs the object. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" he laughed. "It's Koenam on bear-skin rug with his butt up in the air!" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Yusuke laughed. Koenma blushes and walks out of the room as Hiei and Kurama walk in. "I got it." Hiei said, gasping for air. And we ran 50 miles to get here." "No we didn't!" Kurama argued. "It was more like 2 blocks." Hiei and Kurama start to argue. "I found it!!!" Yusuke yelled. "I found the binky!" "Where at?" Koenam asked as he ran into the room. "On your desk under all of the stuff." he replied. Koenma thought about what Botan said. "I know I should've looked there!" Everyone falls over anime style. "What happened to Keiko and Botan?" Kuwabara asked. "HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!" they yelled from the school. "I don't even go here!" Botan yelled. "50 more sentences," the teacher said. "I will not crash through the ceiling of the school." *End*