Chapter Four: Four Eyes, Two Eyes Dib's POV

Four eyes, two-eyes,

Why should I care?

There's an alien out there,

No time to spare!

I get out my laptop,

And begin to type,

A report on Zim,

Unlike the press and their tripe.

I know I'm not crazy,

Their minds are just lazy,

I know it's stupidity,

At stake, my sanity,

No one or any pity.

All I know,

Is if I'm to go,

To capture Zim,

I'll keep every limb,

So I can shout to the world and say,

I've proved myself, today's my day.