Ohayo, minna-san! Ok....i know i'm supposed to disclaim the characters....but u all noe i dun own them k?
-midnight_genius
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" Tae-san! I managed to drag him here!" Kaoru poked her head through the door. " Kaoru! Who did you drag over?" she asked curiously. "Yo! Tae-san!" Sano opened the door fully. " Er....Sanosuke....to pay of your debts....you will be Kaoru's....bodyguard for 1 month!" "EH?!?!?!" Kaoru and Sano exclaimed. " Well you see...Sano is not exactly waiter material...he'll probably end up making more debts by breaking the plates. So....I shove him to you!" she pushed Sano closer to Kaoru. Sano and Kaoru look at each other....then back at Tae, then back at each other again. " Well, I have to go buy some groceries, come Sano!" Kaoru pulled the ends of his headband. " Tch, tch....i...i...itai!" he wailed as he was once again dragged by Kaoru.

"I'll give you 100 yen for it!" " No! 300 yen or no deal."
"Lord help me..." " Sano! Help me barter!" Kaoru pulled his sleeve. " Fine..." Sano punces the wall beside him, creating a hole. " Listen to Jou-chan here.." The shopkeeper began to sweat furiously. " Here!" He thrusts 2 whole radish into her arms, " FREE OF CHARGE!" Sano sweatdrops. " Arigato Sano-san! 2 free radishes for our dinner! You're in for a treat! I'm gonna cook my specialty! Er.....Sano? The garment store is that way!" " Yeah, but the store which sells digestive pills is thatta way!"

"ITAI!" Kaoru used her bokken (i have no idea where she got it from...) to hit Sano. Lumps began to form on his head. " Now! FOLLOW ME!" she dragged him once again. " AAAHHH!" a scream rang out from a corner alley. The pair turned around immediately.

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Yea, yea, i noe, second chapter and no brother. He'll pop out in the next one. Anywae, pls review. And flames are still invited!