HELLO! Welcome to Episode Two of
the Spelly Show. This time, we will not have any people in for interviews.
Well...we might get someone at a later time, but I highly doubt that.
Yes.. *cough* Anyways, in this episode, I shall show you some "poems" or "songs"
that myself and several other people have revised. They are all based on real
songs or poems, and are just put here for fun. Take no offence in them, mind
you. And if you find any that you think is not amusing, well thent that's your
problem. I beg you not to complain. Also, it might *cough* offend some of you.
Read at your own risk! *waves hand threateningly* And dont you dare sue
me!
Kidding.
Little Sir Potter
(based on 'Little Miss Muffet')
Little Sir Potter
Sat on his rocker
Eating Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans
Along Came a Spider
Which he killed with a swatter
And left his friends to laughs and cheers
*Mind you, the 'Sir Potter' in that one is James, not Harry.
The Itsy Bitsy Voldemort
(based on 'The Itsy Bitsy Spider')
The Itsy Bitsy Voldemort Climbed Up the Water Spout
Down Came The Rain
And Washed the Evil out
Down came the sunshine and left Dementors Dead
Now the Itsy Bitsy Tom
Went down the spout instead
*Ripped by both me and snuffles
Row Your Boat
(Based on the muggle Child's song of the same name)
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Throw Lucius Malfoy overboard
Then listen to him scream
*sang by Remus Lupin during his 6th year at Hogwarts
Twinkle Twinkle Little Mars
(based on Twinkle Twinkle Little Stars)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Mars
So big up there with the stars
Up Above the world, so high
Like the diamonds I cant buy
The twinkling Twinkling Little Mars
Turned out to be an imprint from my jars
*From Professor Trelawny's POV; thanks for spin for the suggestion.
I'm A Little Traitor
(based on 'I'm a Little Teapot')
I'm a Little Traitor
Short and Stout
Here is my dark mark
And here is my pout
Help me Remus
Help me James
Help me Sirius
'Cause I'm going insane
I'm a Little Traitor
Short and Stout
Here is my dark mark
And that was my pout
*Yes, from that stupid slimy git of traitor who never ever deserved friends
like---Um. Yes. From Peter Pettigrew's POV, the little prat
Okay...those were more humorous ones. I wrote one that's a bit more serious.
It's from Harry Potter's POV; one mother's day, Harry writes a little poem to
his mother (who we all know is dead -- poor Harry.)
Untitled
(written by me but I like to think Harry Potter wrote it..
)
Even if I can't see you
And everyone's unaware
Of your presence
I know you're there
I once got touched
By your hands
I once got wrapped
In your arms
And even now
I miss those days
When I could look
In your face
That was a a long time ago
A bloody whole lot
And because of a friend
Who was on the good side, you thought
You're gone now
You're not here now
And I'm all alone
Except for some friends
Who's loyalty has shone
But even though I have them
And I can be happy at times
I still miss you, my mother
The greatest one of all time
That concludes this portion of this episode! Maybe I'll have more later. Feel
free to give me your comments and CONSTRUCTIVE criticism on any of the pieces.
Hope you liked them!
~ Spelly ~
