[Enter Pokemon Central TV host]

HOST: Welcome to the second consecutive Pokemon TV Central episode! Here, we'll be talking to Ash about his saving the world a second time! Come on out Ash!

[Ash walks out suavely waving at the audience. Pikachu waddles behind him]

ASH: Thank you, my adoring fans!

[Ash sits down in a chair]

HOST: You know, Ash, since this is your second time saving the world, and all, what do you think you'll do now?

ASH: I've thought of retiring, you know. Going and playing bingo and all that.

[Ash shrugs]

HOST: [confused] You're only ten years old...

ASH: Oh, yeah. Well, I'll just continue trying pitifully to be a Pokemon master, I guess.

HOST: Did you have any regrets about saving the world or anything?

ASH: Yeah, I'm disappointed that I saved the world because Gary is still here. Also, I really wanna get one of those Articunos. I'm going back soon to catch one.

PIKACH: Pika-pi

HOST: Um... ok. Let's bring out Misty!!

[Misty walks out on stage with Togepi in her hands. Sits down.]

HOST: Misty, how do you feel about your boyfriend saving the world?

MISTY: [blushes] He's NOT my boyfriend!!!!

[Host bites his lip]

HOST: Ok... we won't go there... Let's go ahead and bring out Team Rocket!

[Team Rocket walks out on stage]

HOST: Team Rocket, how do you feel about helping save the world.

JESSE: It was James' fault.

JAMES: It was Meowth's fault.

[Meowth looks angrily at James]

MEOWTH: Meowth! I never said anything about saving the world!

[Team Rocket walks away angrily]

HOST: Err... That was interesting, Team Rocket... Let's bring out Gary now!

[Pikachu scrunches up its face]

[Gary walks out with his six cheerleaders]

GARY: Hey, who invited these LOSERS?-

ASH: Ha! Who are you calling LOSER? REMEMBER I saved the world and you didn't!

[Gary laughs]

GARY: I could've done it!

CHEERLEADERS: Gary could've done it!

ASH: No you could've! It said 'And the world with turn to ASH!', not 'And the world will turn to GARY'.

[Gary sneers]

GARY: Yeah, it could've said that.

[Two of the cheerleaders stick out their tongues at Ash]

ASH: Hahahahahahaha!!! I saved the world and YOU didn't! Haha! AND THE WORLD WILL TURN TO ASH!!! NOT MISTY! NOT TOGEPI! NOT GARY! NOT PIKACHU! NOT BROCK! MEEEEEE! THE WORLD WILL TURN TO ASH!!! HAHAHA!

HOST: Um... I guess all that saving the world stuff went to his head...

MISTY: Ok, Ash... Me, Togepi, and Pikachu are going to back away slowly...

[Misty, Togepi, Pikachu, Gary, and the cheerleaders back away]

ASH: THAT'S OK! Hahahaha! I don't need any of you! Nooooo body!!

[Ash gets up and does a stomping dance]

ASH: HAHAHA! I saved the world!

[Two big men that have a badge that says 'Security' walk out and drag Ash off stage]

ASH: HAHAHAHA! I did it! None of you did! But I DID!!! I saved this whole world!!! I'm the CHOOSEN ONE!

HOST: Thanks for watching, everybody!

[Host waves goodbye]

HOST: Hope you'll join me for another Pokemon Central TV! Ta-ta, for now!