Author's note: This probably isn't very good, but I have severe writer's block. I felt like writing another Pokemon fic, though, and this story needed finishing. Well, enjoy (As much as you can -_-)

[Pokemon Central TV Host steps out on stage]

TV HOST: Hello, and welcome! This is a special edition Pokemon Central!! For one thing, I am no longer just 'TV HOST', since this is the THIRD episode, I now have a proper name. Stan. From now on it will be [Stan walks up to the door.], [Stan smiles widely] and so on.

[STAN smiles widely]

STAN: Today, we will take a surprise visit to our famous heroes. Look to the screen.

[Camera focuses on the TV screen in the studio. On it, you see STAN standing by a door]

[STAN (on set) shuffles, looking very embarrassed]

STAN: Yeah, that's me...

[On set TV fills up screen]

STAN: We are here today for a SURPRISE interview with some of our favorite Pokemon people! We are at the Pokemon lab right now ready to talk to Professor Oak!

[STAN knocks on the door to the lab]

PROF. OAK (from inside): Coming, coming!

STAN: I am soooo excited!

[The door opens and PROF. OAK is standing there.]

OAK: Who the heck are YOU?

STAN: Well, I'm the famous Stan from Pokemon Central!

OAK: Oh. Hi. Wait, let me get Gary...

[OAK yells back into the lab]

OAK: Gary, it's Whats-His-Name, the famous guy!!

[From inside]

GARY: I'm coming!

[GARY comes out]

GARY: Hey, aren't you that Pokemon Central Host?

STAN: No!! I'm STAN.

GARY: Whatever, POKEHOST.

STAN: Say it! Stan! Stan!

GARY: That's a stupid name. Host is better.

[STAN raises his fist]

STAN: SAY IT!!!

OAK: Stan... this is kind of inappropriate, don't you think?

[STAN pins GARY to a wall]

STAN: SAAAAY IT!!!

GARY: NO!

OAK: Get away! I'll call the Pokepolice!!

GARY: Freak of nature!!!

STAN: STTAAAAAAAAAAN!

[OAK pulls GARY into the lab and slams the door on the camera. STAN straightens his tie]

STAN: Just a bit of a temper there... Sorry.

[Camera flashes forward. STAN is now standing in front of another door.]

STAN: Here we go again!

[MISTY answers the door]

MISTY: Hello?

STAN: Just the person I'm looking for!

MISTY: [flattered] Really?

[STAN nods enthusiastically]

STAN: Really!

[MISTY notices the camera]

MISTY: Is that thing recording?

STAN: Yep.

[MISTY grins widely at the camera, waving.]

MISTY: Hi!! Is this going to be on TV?

[STAN nods]

MISTY: Omigosh! I wanna say hi to all my sisters and...

[Suddenly, all of MISTY's sisters come to the door]

SISTER 1: If you wanted to say 'hi' to us, then just come in and say it.

MISTY: But this is on TV!!

SISTER 2: Cool. [Waves at camera] Hey.

STAN: [Suavely] Hay is for horses.

[SISTER 2 blushes]

SISTER 3: Are you hitting on my sister?!?

STAN: [Grins urbanely] Whatever you say, babe.

[SISTER 3 glares at STAN and the camera, then makes a fist]

SISTER 3: I oughtta...

[TOGEPI waddles out of the house]

STAN: Awww... look, its an adorable togepi.

[Smiles at SISTER 2]

STAN: Is it yours?


[STAN reaches down to pet TOGEPI]

[TOGEPI bites STAN]

STAN: YEEOOOWWW!!!

MISTY: [While picking up TOGEPI] No, Togepi is mine, thank-you-very-much.

[MISTY and TOGEPI stick out their tongues at STAN. MISTY closes the door.]

[TV on set turns off]

STAN: [Growls backstage] I think someone put the wrong footage in. [Clenches teeth]

[Snickers are heard from behind the stage.]

STAN: [Quickly] Well, that's all. Have a good day. This is Stan signing off. Good night, folks. Or day. Whatever. I can't read the *&@$ cue cards. They're upside-down. Bye. [Disgruntled look]