Author's note: This probably isn't very good, but I have severe writer's block. I felt like writing another Pokemon fic, though, and this story needed finishing. Well, enjoy (As much as you can -_-)
[Pokemon Central TV Host steps out on stage]
TV HOST: Hello, and welcome! This is a special edition Pokemon Central!! For one thing, I am no longer just 'TV HOST', since this is the THIRD episode, I now have a proper name. Stan. From now on it will be [Stan walks up to the door.], [Stan smiles widely] and so on.
[STAN smiles widely]
STAN: Today, we will take a surprise visit to our famous heroes. Look to the screen.
[Camera focuses on the TV screen in the studio. On it, you see STAN standing by a door]
[STAN (on set) shuffles, looking very embarrassed]
STAN: Yeah, that's me...
[On set TV fills up screen]
STAN: We are here today for a SURPRISE interview with some of our favorite Pokemon people! We are at the Pokemon lab right now ready to talk to Professor Oak!
[STAN knocks on the door to the lab]
PROF. OAK (from inside): Coming, coming!
STAN: I am soooo excited!
[The door opens and PROF. OAK is standing there.]
OAK: Who the heck are YOU?
STAN: Well, I'm the famous Stan from Pokemon Central!
OAK: Oh. Hi. Wait, let me get Gary...
[OAK yells back into the lab]
OAK: Gary, it's Whats-His-Name, the famous guy!!
[From inside]
GARY: I'm coming!
[GARY comes out]
GARY: Hey, aren't you that Pokemon Central Host?
STAN: No!! I'm STAN.
GARY: Whatever, POKEHOST.
STAN: Say it! Stan! Stan!
GARY: That's a stupid name. Host is better.
[STAN raises his fist]
STAN: SAY IT!!!
OAK: Stan... this is kind of inappropriate, don't you think?
[STAN pins GARY to a wall]
STAN: SAAAAY IT!!!
GARY: NO!
OAK: Get away! I'll call the Pokepolice!!
GARY: Freak of nature!!!
STAN: STTAAAAAAAAAAN!
[OAK pulls GARY into the lab and slams the door on the camera. STAN straightens his tie]
STAN: Just a bit of a temper there... Sorry.
[Camera flashes forward. STAN is now standing in front of another door.]
STAN: Here we go again!
[MISTY answers the door]
MISTY: Hello?
STAN: Just the person I'm looking for!
MISTY: [flattered] Really?
[STAN nods enthusiastically]
STAN: Really!
[MISTY notices the camera]
MISTY: Is that thing recording?
STAN: Yep.
[MISTY grins widely at the camera, waving.]
MISTY: Hi!! Is this going to be on TV?
[STAN nods]
MISTY: Omigosh! I wanna say hi to all my sisters and...
[Suddenly, all of MISTY's sisters come to the door]
SISTER 1: If you wanted to say 'hi' to us, then just come in and say it.
MISTY: But this is on TV!!
SISTER 2: Cool. [Waves at camera] Hey.
STAN: [Suavely] Hay is for horses.
[SISTER 2 blushes]
SISTER 3: Are you hitting on my sister?!?
STAN: [Grins urbanely] Whatever you say, babe.
[SISTER 3 glares at STAN and the camera, then makes a fist]
SISTER 3: I oughtta...
[TOGEPI waddles out of the house]
STAN: Awww... look, its an adorable togepi.
[Smiles at SISTER 2]
STAN: Is it yours?
[STAN reaches down to pet TOGEPI]
[TOGEPI bites STAN]
STAN: YEEOOOWWW!!!
MISTY: [While picking up TOGEPI] No, Togepi is mine, thank-you-very-much.
[MISTY and TOGEPI stick out their tongues at STAN. MISTY closes the door.]
[TV on set turns off]
STAN: [Growls backstage] I think someone put the wrong footage in. [Clenches teeth]
[Snickers are heard from behind the stage.]
STAN: [Quickly] Well, that's all. Have a good day. This is Stan signing off. Good night, folks. Or day. Whatever. I can't read the *&@$ cue cards. They're upside-down. Bye. [Disgruntled look]
[Pokemon Central TV Host steps out on stage]
TV HOST: Hello, and welcome! This is a special edition Pokemon Central!! For one thing, I am no longer just 'TV HOST', since this is the THIRD episode, I now have a proper name. Stan. From now on it will be [Stan walks up to the door.], [Stan smiles widely] and so on.
[STAN smiles widely]
STAN: Today, we will take a surprise visit to our famous heroes. Look to the screen.
[Camera focuses on the TV screen in the studio. On it, you see STAN standing by a door]
[STAN (on set) shuffles, looking very embarrassed]
STAN: Yeah, that's me...
[On set TV fills up screen]
STAN: We are here today for a SURPRISE interview with some of our favorite Pokemon people! We are at the Pokemon lab right now ready to talk to Professor Oak!
[STAN knocks on the door to the lab]
PROF. OAK (from inside): Coming, coming!
STAN: I am soooo excited!
[The door opens and PROF. OAK is standing there.]
OAK: Who the heck are YOU?
STAN: Well, I'm the famous Stan from Pokemon Central!
OAK: Oh. Hi. Wait, let me get Gary...
[OAK yells back into the lab]
OAK: Gary, it's Whats-His-Name, the famous guy!!
[From inside]
GARY: I'm coming!
[GARY comes out]
GARY: Hey, aren't you that Pokemon Central Host?
STAN: No!! I'm STAN.
GARY: Whatever, POKEHOST.
STAN: Say it! Stan! Stan!
GARY: That's a stupid name. Host is better.
[STAN raises his fist]
STAN: SAY IT!!!
OAK: Stan... this is kind of inappropriate, don't you think?
[STAN pins GARY to a wall]
STAN: SAAAAY IT!!!
GARY: NO!
OAK: Get away! I'll call the Pokepolice!!
GARY: Freak of nature!!!
STAN: STTAAAAAAAAAAN!
[OAK pulls GARY into the lab and slams the door on the camera. STAN straightens his tie]
STAN: Just a bit of a temper there... Sorry.
[Camera flashes forward. STAN is now standing in front of another door.]
STAN: Here we go again!
[MISTY answers the door]
MISTY: Hello?
STAN: Just the person I'm looking for!
MISTY: [flattered] Really?
[STAN nods enthusiastically]
STAN: Really!
[MISTY notices the camera]
MISTY: Is that thing recording?
STAN: Yep.
[MISTY grins widely at the camera, waving.]
MISTY: Hi!! Is this going to be on TV?
[STAN nods]
MISTY: Omigosh! I wanna say hi to all my sisters and...
[Suddenly, all of MISTY's sisters come to the door]
SISTER 1: If you wanted to say 'hi' to us, then just come in and say it.
MISTY: But this is on TV!!
SISTER 2: Cool. [Waves at camera] Hey.
STAN: [Suavely] Hay is for horses.
[SISTER 2 blushes]
SISTER 3: Are you hitting on my sister?!?
STAN: [Grins urbanely] Whatever you say, babe.
[SISTER 3 glares at STAN and the camera, then makes a fist]
SISTER 3: I oughtta...
[TOGEPI waddles out of the house]
STAN: Awww... look, its an adorable togepi.
[Smiles at SISTER 2]
STAN: Is it yours?
[STAN reaches down to pet TOGEPI]
[TOGEPI bites STAN]
STAN: YEEOOOWWW!!!
MISTY: [While picking up TOGEPI] No, Togepi is mine, thank-you-very-much.
[MISTY and TOGEPI stick out their tongues at STAN. MISTY closes the door.]
[TV on set turns off]
STAN: [Growls backstage] I think someone put the wrong footage in. [Clenches teeth]
[Snickers are heard from behind the stage.]
STAN: [Quickly] Well, that's all. Have a good day. This is Stan signing off. Good night, folks. Or day. Whatever. I can't read the *&@$ cue cards. They're upside-down. Bye. [Disgruntled look]
