A New Queen "What?!" exclaims Akane in a dull stupor.
"Ranma is gay ... or at least when he's a guy." Nabiki slowly repeats.
"What do you mean?" quizzes a practically comatose Akane
. "Yeah he fell in love with his old childhood friend he thought was his
father's illegitimate son."
"No way... RAAANMAAA."
"Hi Akane what's up?" pipes Ranma
"Ranma is it true your in love with Ucchan?"
"Yep"
"So your gay?"
"Only when I'm a guy."
"Ohhhhhhhnnnhhhh." Whump Akane hits the floor.
"She's out cold." Ranma reports
"Hey Nabiki go get the smelling salts."
"5,000 yen."
"Why you shallow bitch she's your sister for god's sake."
"Fine you've got a point 2,500 yen."
"ARRRGGHHH, all right here." Ranma forks over the cash.
"Hey a girls got to make a living."...
"Akane hey are you all right.
"Yeah I'm fine I must have dosed off there I had the weirdest dream. I
dreamt you were in love with Ucchan."
"I am."
"Unnngh."
"Wait Akane don't faint."
"Why not?"
"I can't afford it." Suddenly Ucchan walks in.
"Hi honey." Ranchan and Ucchan kiss.
"Hi glad you're here. I was just breaking the news to these two. They took
it pretty well."
"WELL? WELL? You're a fruit cake your supposed to marry me."
Akane screams in a bloody rage.
"Well you were close your such a tomboy and all."
"RAAANMAAA!" Akane picks up the nearest table and proceeds to beat him over
the head with it. Three Hours Later
"Huh. Wha. Where am I? Ohhh yeah." Soun and Genma walk in together.
"How you doing Ranma my boy?" they both inquire
"Glad to see that my future son is doing well."inputs Soun.
"Uhh about that Mr. Tendo ." In walks Ucchan again.
"I'm in love with Ucchan."
"But Ucchan's a guy?"
"Uhhh yeah." Soun and Genma start weeping. "Ranma you bring your father
shame." exclaims Genma.
"Genma this is all your fault." points Tendo.
"No your daughters weren't pretty enough. Akane and Nabiki run in and
severly kick his ass.
Two Weeks Later In A Small Church "Waaaah... Snf... Snf..." "Kasumi why are you crying?" inquires Akane. "I always cry at weddings and Ranma looks so beautiful in her dress." "Ranma Saotome do you take Ukyo to be your lawfully wedded husband?" "I do." "Ukyo do you take Ranma to be your lawfully wedded wife?" "I do." "Bye the powers invested in me by the country of Japan I now pronounce you man and wife you may kiss the bride." they do. The Wedding Night Ranma exasperatedly exclaims "hey you your ya... ya...ya.. YOU'RE A GIRL. "Yeah but your all mine." "No way I'm gay remember?" "No you just thought you were." "Thats it I'm getting a divorce." "No."
Judge Judy/Divorce Court Special "Is it true that you told this man that you were a man to get him to marry you." "Yes your honor." "Case dismissed ruling in favor for the plaintiff." "Thats it from now on only guys for me." "I probably should have told him Ucchan was a girl but i forgot." Genma recites to himself.
The End
Two Weeks Later In A Small Church "Waaaah... Snf... Snf..." "Kasumi why are you crying?" inquires Akane. "I always cry at weddings and Ranma looks so beautiful in her dress." "Ranma Saotome do you take Ukyo to be your lawfully wedded husband?" "I do." "Ukyo do you take Ranma to be your lawfully wedded wife?" "I do." "Bye the powers invested in me by the country of Japan I now pronounce you man and wife you may kiss the bride." they do. The Wedding Night Ranma exasperatedly exclaims "hey you your ya... ya...ya.. YOU'RE A GIRL. "Yeah but your all mine." "No way I'm gay remember?" "No you just thought you were." "Thats it I'm getting a divorce." "No."
Judge Judy/Divorce Court Special "Is it true that you told this man that you were a man to get him to marry you." "Yes your honor." "Case dismissed ruling in favor for the plaintiff." "Thats it from now on only guys for me." "I probably should have told him Ucchan was a girl but i forgot." Genma recites to himself.
The End
