DG: Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Don't ask what the maniacal laughter
was for 'cause I don't know! Read and Review! Or else I'll send my evil
alien emus after ya! (now for my NEW mantra: My totally hot and super
awesome shirtless chibi Val...My totally hot and super awesome shirtless
chibi Val...)
D-r: *sitting down with a unhappy expression as Bob pecks her shoe* You left me with the disclaimers again. We only own the story line nothing else. Don't sue us or else you'll be cursed with Bob. *stares at her shoe...actually Bob ate her left shoe and is starting on the other one*
~ ~ ~ (Bad Bob Bad alien emu!!!)
Riven and DG are skipping down the metallic blue brick road in no way being harassed by alien emus (Digi-riven glares at Bob who ate her other shoe).
Suddenly from the sky, a house fell nearly squashing DG and Riven. But it did squish the non-existent alien emus who weren't even there in the first place.
DG looked at the house and noticed to feet sticking out clad in Amethyst hiking boots. Picking them up she brought them over to the shoeless Riven and said "Hey look what one of the non-existent alien emus that were never really there in the fist place but got crushed by that house left behind!"
Riven gleefully put on amethyst hiking shoes, and thanked DG. Until a certain non-existent alien emu by the name of Bob decided purple hair streaked with blue might taste better than shoes it couldn't even bite into.
"BAD BOB!! BAD ALIEN EMU!!" DG whapped the non-existent alien emu out of the ficcie, "There maybe now we stop some of this randomness (Yeah right)."
"You know I will forever harbor a unexplainable fear of emus and munchkins. I hope nothing else comes to bother us. Why does everything decide to harass the mazoku. What did I ever do to them! I only destroyed the village because they attacked me first!! That is so unfair to me and..." Riven continues walking and ranting about how every picks on the mazoku.
DG on the other hand had stopped and was looking at a strangely familiar looking scarecrow in a cornfield that has mysteriously appeared from no where. She called over to the still ranting Riven, "Hey Riven! Does that scarecrow look familiar to you?"
"...sure use the mazoku as scape goats. Just because we live for chaos, and feed off of negative emotions there is absolutely nothing wrong with that!..." Riven was now pacing in a circle around DG.
A truly huge sweat-drop was forming on the side of DG's head. She then decided to take another drastic attempt to snap Riven out of rant- mode. So she pulled out her munchkin filled bag and released a half dozen of them at Riven (only the scariest ones...jelly and coconut!)
Soon the munchkins were on her feet, when Riven noticed and looked down her eyes shrunk to the size of dimes. Then as her higher brain functions kicked in her eyes became the size of dinner plates. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Go away!! Get them off me!!!" Riven ran around trying to dislodge the munchkins that had used the jelly as glue to stick themselves onto her new shoes.
DG stared at Riven with a shocked/amused expression, "Guess that wasn't the best idea I ever had. This is even worse then rant-mode!" she thought. Then sighing she hefted her hammer and began whapping munchkins.
"Owies and ouchies!!!" Riven then hopped from one foot to another until she hovered off the ground rubbing both of her feet.
"Umm...sorry Riven. I guess I still have to work on my aim," Dg said a bit sheepishly.
Riven was acting very paranoid by searching the ground for any stray munchkins, while she was a safe 4 ft distance from the ground.
"Don't worry. There aren't any more. I just wanted to get your attention so I could ask you a question."
"Oh, ok what is it?" Riven asked looking down at DG.
"You see that scarecrow?" said DG pointing towards the field, "Doesn't he remind you of someone?"
"Yeah he does. But that is the weirdest scarecrow anyone could use. Why would anyone use a giant jelly fish as a scarecrow?" Riven glanced down at DG. (She's not planning on setting foot on the ground again after the 2nd munchkin attack.)
"I really don't know...I'll be right back!" DG then dashed off to the scarecrow and began poking it with a stick (yup the same one Riven was poked with!).
Riven teleported over on the jellyfish head. "I think you should poke him here." Riven pointed to a blonde hair patch on the jellyfish.
"Okay!" DG then began poking the hair patch, and soon a startled yelp of "OWIE MY EYE!!" followed the poking.
The hair spot shook itself and suddenly a familiar face peeked out. Gourry blinked at the dragon girl in front of him for a minute before trying to shake of the mazoku perched on his head.
"Oh Gourry! Do need you help getting down from there?" DG then began to raise her hammer ready for a swing.
VWOOSH! A miss.
WHAM! A hit! Except this caused the pole, Gourry and Riven to go flying. "OOPSIE! I'm sooo sorry!"
"Uh, sorry." Riven said to Gourry before she jumped off and hovered. She winced when the pole and Gourry hit the ground. After the dust cleared a small crater could be seen. "I'm glad that wasn't me..." Riven mutters as she swooped down to check on the jellyfish a.k.a. Gourry.
DG dashed over to the crater (a giant first aid kit has materialized in her hand) "Are you guys ok over there?" she yelled.
"Can I borrow your stick DG?" Riven asked.
"Sure!" The stick then flew through the air towards Riven.
"Yay stickie! I'll have to get one of my own soon." Riven gleefully goes over to Gourry and pokes him. Poke. Giggle. Poke. Giggle again. Poke poke. Giggles more. Poke poke poke. By now Riven was giggling hysterically. (Digi-riven is currently giggling at what she wrote. ^_^ *giggles*)
DG shook her head and picked up the stick (Riven dropped it when she was giggling). She then walked over the Gourry to poke him anew. Poke poke. "Are you dead?" she asked as she continued to poke.
Suddenly Gourry flew up (well not flew, he can't fly, more like jumped). He was covered with a few large hammer bruises and dozens of smaller poke marks. "Will you two stop poking me? Can't you see I'm dying here?!"
Riven couldn't win against the giggle battle and was rolling a foot off the ground still giggling.
Giggles are very catching. DG found this out as she suddenly began giggling herself. Gourry looked at the two laughing maniacs with a slightly dazed expression on his face (when is his expression not dazed?) He then noticed the bag of munchkins and found that he was hungry. So he decided to have lunch.
Riven began to calm down, and she took deep breaths to catch her breath. But when a lone coconut munchkin hopped on her lap. Her eyes did they same as before. "Ahhhhhh!!! Die evil coconut, DIE!!!"
Boooooom!!!! The small crater suddenly got twice as big.
DG and Gourry were both now fried, extra crispy. "Wasn't that a bit excessive?" DG mumbled before passing out and simultaneously toppling over Gourry.
"Oops" Riven sheepishly rubbed the back of her head. A small piles of ashes spread outward to reveal the coconut munchkin.
"You can not defeat the Chief Supreme Coconut Munchkin who rules over all other Chief Coconut that go to the Loonies Munchkin Rehabilitation of Chocolate Lovers cannibalism!(eating other munchkins)" The small munchkin shouted.
Riven made a 'eh?-what-in-the-world-is-it-talking-about' face.
DG let out a gasp (yes in true anime style she has now completely recovered from her previous crisping). "I was harboring an evil munchkin in my bag?!" she looked shocked but then growled, "Well you evil tasty thing you, how would you like to be a PANCAKE?!" DG then began slamming her hammer around wildly, not trying to aim at all. This caused the now medium sized crater to increase its size a good deal.
The munchkin some how dodged and managed to leap into DG's hair.
"RHAAAAAAAH!!!" DG being a golden dragon and VERY angry, changed into her dragon form. Roaring and stomping enough to put terror into the hearts of munchkins everywhere did the only thing she could to defeat the evil munchkin. She ate it.
Riven had phased out as soon as she heard the enraged roar of DG now poked DG's head to get her attention.
Blinking DG looked at Riven, "Huh? What happened?" she asked.
"Well you ate the munchkin," Riven smiled, "you helped put a canyon in this place" Riven ticked off her fingers, "and lastly I think you're standing on Gourry." Riven pointed down.
DG looked down at her feet. A tentacle twitched from under her left one. Quickly stepping back, DG looked down at Gourry and then preceded to poke him with a dragon-sized stick (the old one must have gotten blown up) as Riven watched with a very amused expression on her face.
~ ~ ~ (This is obviously the poking chapter)
Val was being depressed again. The two insane children had forced him into an extremely embarrassing outfit. It one of those freaky little uniforms that the flying monkeys wear.
"At least you only got a outfit." Xellos looked back towards Val.
"…" was Val's reply.
Xellos went back to sulking under a blanket.
Footsteps were heard coming towards the cage. Yes they were back.
"Oh poor wittle kitty-Xel are you sad?" One of them asked in a mocking tone.
"And what about that outfit I gave Val?" came another voice.
Xellos peeked out from under and hissed. "This is a disgrace! Zelas- sama will not be happy!" He had large cat ears, a fluffy tail, and paws instead of hands and feet, all being the same color of his hair.
"Well of course she wouldn't be happy," the first one said, "But we made sure she wouldn't interfere. In fact I believe she's quite happy in the world's largest wine cellar."
Scene flashes and we see Zelas cooing to a wine bottle. She hiccups and grabs another.
"I don't think I even want to know what you've done to Lord Gaav," muttered Val, still in a mini depression.
"I think I'm going to…. Go…. Do something." One of the voices wandered off.
The other one blinked then ran after his companion yelling "Are you sure you didn't take any of that wine?!"
The footsteps faded in the distance.
Xellos came back out from under the blanket. "I can't belive this. They should've turned me into a half wolf, not some, some type of kitty- cat. Oh... Zelas-sama will tease me for this…."
"If she can ever bring herself to get away from all that wine. You now I think she might have a serious problem there." Replied Val.
Xellos looked at his paws. "Well no she usually doesn't… my paw is dirty." He began to clean it by licking it.
"Poor wittle purple kitty's all dirty," Val began to giggle uncontrollably.
"I… hey!" Xellos stopped and stared at hi paw in disbelief. "I didn't mean to do that. Wait, it still dirty." Xellos began to rub his paw over his head.
Val began laughing even more hysterically. Soon he fell of his little swing thing and landed with an ungraceful thump on the floor.
Xellos looked up shrugged and returned to his task. "I, can't fight cat instincts… Hey his wing twitched. It's alive!!" Xellos pounced onto one of Val's wings.
"AHH! Get off of me you nut!!" Val yelped.
Xellos hopped off. "Bad Kitty instincts! It's not my fault, blame the shadowy figures who did this."
Val only glared. And then he glared some more.
Xellos glared back. His tail swishing back and forth while his ears laid back.
Somewhere in some sort of limbo type place to two figures watched these antics with glee. One of them said "Hey don't the flying monkeys have tails too?"
"I don't know. Let's give him one anyway and see what happens!"
Back at the cage Val felt a peculiar twitch on his umm… rump. Looking behind him his eyes grew to the size of dinner plates. "WHY IN L- SAMA'S NAME DO I HAVE A FRICKIN' TAIL?!?!?!?!"
"Well at least yours isn't overly fluffy. It looks decent." Xellos looked at his very fluffy purple tail with distaste then towards Val's monkey tail.
Now behold the return of Val's glare!
"What it's true!" People can't pull hair out a tail like that as easily as they can mine!"
And now the glare yet again.
"…" Xellos went back to sulking under the blanket with his tail sticking out.
~ ~ ~ (^-^ A flying monkey boy and a neko boy. What will they do next?)
DG: Question why do people enjoy tormenting their favorite characters so much?
D-r: Well it gives us a excuse to write about them more. It also gives more attention towards them. And it's more fun that way! ^-^
DG: You know you're right. It is fun! Hey is that Bob?
D-r: Wah!!! *hops on DG's head* Get it away! I don't want to be attacked by Bob!!!!
DG: Ahh! Get off my head I just joking!
D-r: *hops on ceiling fan* Are you sure? He's a mean alien emu!
DG: I'm positive! All there is is a rabid ten foot tall baboon named Bill! *does a double take at snarling Bill* Eeep! *hops up on the ceiling fan with D-r*
D-r: *looks up and sees the ceiling cracking* Ah, DG. Right now would be a good time to end this. I don't know how much longer the… /CRACK/ Ahhieee!!!! *falls*
DG: Ahhieee!!!! *notices the fan has fallen on Bill knocking him out* Yay! Ding dong the baboon is dead! The rabid baboon is dead!
D-r: *poke poke* Nope only knocked out. ^_^ I'm going to hide now. *runs and hides*
DG: Good idea. *runs away also, but then comes back* Oh yeah don't forget to review! *Bill starts to growl* Uh-oh *runs away*
D-r: *sitting down with a unhappy expression as Bob pecks her shoe* You left me with the disclaimers again. We only own the story line nothing else. Don't sue us or else you'll be cursed with Bob. *stares at her shoe...actually Bob ate her left shoe and is starting on the other one*
~ ~ ~ (Bad Bob Bad alien emu!!!)
Riven and DG are skipping down the metallic blue brick road in no way being harassed by alien emus (Digi-riven glares at Bob who ate her other shoe).
Suddenly from the sky, a house fell nearly squashing DG and Riven. But it did squish the non-existent alien emus who weren't even there in the first place.
DG looked at the house and noticed to feet sticking out clad in Amethyst hiking boots. Picking them up she brought them over to the shoeless Riven and said "Hey look what one of the non-existent alien emus that were never really there in the fist place but got crushed by that house left behind!"
Riven gleefully put on amethyst hiking shoes, and thanked DG. Until a certain non-existent alien emu by the name of Bob decided purple hair streaked with blue might taste better than shoes it couldn't even bite into.
"BAD BOB!! BAD ALIEN EMU!!" DG whapped the non-existent alien emu out of the ficcie, "There maybe now we stop some of this randomness (Yeah right)."
"You know I will forever harbor a unexplainable fear of emus and munchkins. I hope nothing else comes to bother us. Why does everything decide to harass the mazoku. What did I ever do to them! I only destroyed the village because they attacked me first!! That is so unfair to me and..." Riven continues walking and ranting about how every picks on the mazoku.
DG on the other hand had stopped and was looking at a strangely familiar looking scarecrow in a cornfield that has mysteriously appeared from no where. She called over to the still ranting Riven, "Hey Riven! Does that scarecrow look familiar to you?"
"...sure use the mazoku as scape goats. Just because we live for chaos, and feed off of negative emotions there is absolutely nothing wrong with that!..." Riven was now pacing in a circle around DG.
A truly huge sweat-drop was forming on the side of DG's head. She then decided to take another drastic attempt to snap Riven out of rant- mode. So she pulled out her munchkin filled bag and released a half dozen of them at Riven (only the scariest ones...jelly and coconut!)
Soon the munchkins were on her feet, when Riven noticed and looked down her eyes shrunk to the size of dimes. Then as her higher brain functions kicked in her eyes became the size of dinner plates. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Go away!! Get them off me!!!" Riven ran around trying to dislodge the munchkins that had used the jelly as glue to stick themselves onto her new shoes.
DG stared at Riven with a shocked/amused expression, "Guess that wasn't the best idea I ever had. This is even worse then rant-mode!" she thought. Then sighing she hefted her hammer and began whapping munchkins.
"Owies and ouchies!!!" Riven then hopped from one foot to another until she hovered off the ground rubbing both of her feet.
"Umm...sorry Riven. I guess I still have to work on my aim," Dg said a bit sheepishly.
Riven was acting very paranoid by searching the ground for any stray munchkins, while she was a safe 4 ft distance from the ground.
"Don't worry. There aren't any more. I just wanted to get your attention so I could ask you a question."
"Oh, ok what is it?" Riven asked looking down at DG.
"You see that scarecrow?" said DG pointing towards the field, "Doesn't he remind you of someone?"
"Yeah he does. But that is the weirdest scarecrow anyone could use. Why would anyone use a giant jelly fish as a scarecrow?" Riven glanced down at DG. (She's not planning on setting foot on the ground again after the 2nd munchkin attack.)
"I really don't know...I'll be right back!" DG then dashed off to the scarecrow and began poking it with a stick (yup the same one Riven was poked with!).
Riven teleported over on the jellyfish head. "I think you should poke him here." Riven pointed to a blonde hair patch on the jellyfish.
"Okay!" DG then began poking the hair patch, and soon a startled yelp of "OWIE MY EYE!!" followed the poking.
The hair spot shook itself and suddenly a familiar face peeked out. Gourry blinked at the dragon girl in front of him for a minute before trying to shake of the mazoku perched on his head.
"Oh Gourry! Do need you help getting down from there?" DG then began to raise her hammer ready for a swing.
VWOOSH! A miss.
WHAM! A hit! Except this caused the pole, Gourry and Riven to go flying. "OOPSIE! I'm sooo sorry!"
"Uh, sorry." Riven said to Gourry before she jumped off and hovered. She winced when the pole and Gourry hit the ground. After the dust cleared a small crater could be seen. "I'm glad that wasn't me..." Riven mutters as she swooped down to check on the jellyfish a.k.a. Gourry.
DG dashed over to the crater (a giant first aid kit has materialized in her hand) "Are you guys ok over there?" she yelled.
"Can I borrow your stick DG?" Riven asked.
"Sure!" The stick then flew through the air towards Riven.
"Yay stickie! I'll have to get one of my own soon." Riven gleefully goes over to Gourry and pokes him. Poke. Giggle. Poke. Giggle again. Poke poke. Giggles more. Poke poke poke. By now Riven was giggling hysterically. (Digi-riven is currently giggling at what she wrote. ^_^ *giggles*)
DG shook her head and picked up the stick (Riven dropped it when she was giggling). She then walked over the Gourry to poke him anew. Poke poke. "Are you dead?" she asked as she continued to poke.
Suddenly Gourry flew up (well not flew, he can't fly, more like jumped). He was covered with a few large hammer bruises and dozens of smaller poke marks. "Will you two stop poking me? Can't you see I'm dying here?!"
Riven couldn't win against the giggle battle and was rolling a foot off the ground still giggling.
Giggles are very catching. DG found this out as she suddenly began giggling herself. Gourry looked at the two laughing maniacs with a slightly dazed expression on his face (when is his expression not dazed?) He then noticed the bag of munchkins and found that he was hungry. So he decided to have lunch.
Riven began to calm down, and she took deep breaths to catch her breath. But when a lone coconut munchkin hopped on her lap. Her eyes did they same as before. "Ahhhhhh!!! Die evil coconut, DIE!!!"
Boooooom!!!! The small crater suddenly got twice as big.
DG and Gourry were both now fried, extra crispy. "Wasn't that a bit excessive?" DG mumbled before passing out and simultaneously toppling over Gourry.
"Oops" Riven sheepishly rubbed the back of her head. A small piles of ashes spread outward to reveal the coconut munchkin.
"You can not defeat the Chief Supreme Coconut Munchkin who rules over all other Chief Coconut that go to the Loonies Munchkin Rehabilitation of Chocolate Lovers cannibalism!(eating other munchkins)" The small munchkin shouted.
Riven made a 'eh?-what-in-the-world-is-it-talking-about' face.
DG let out a gasp (yes in true anime style she has now completely recovered from her previous crisping). "I was harboring an evil munchkin in my bag?!" she looked shocked but then growled, "Well you evil tasty thing you, how would you like to be a PANCAKE?!" DG then began slamming her hammer around wildly, not trying to aim at all. This caused the now medium sized crater to increase its size a good deal.
The munchkin some how dodged and managed to leap into DG's hair.
"RHAAAAAAAH!!!" DG being a golden dragon and VERY angry, changed into her dragon form. Roaring and stomping enough to put terror into the hearts of munchkins everywhere did the only thing she could to defeat the evil munchkin. She ate it.
Riven had phased out as soon as she heard the enraged roar of DG now poked DG's head to get her attention.
Blinking DG looked at Riven, "Huh? What happened?" she asked.
"Well you ate the munchkin," Riven smiled, "you helped put a canyon in this place" Riven ticked off her fingers, "and lastly I think you're standing on Gourry." Riven pointed down.
DG looked down at her feet. A tentacle twitched from under her left one. Quickly stepping back, DG looked down at Gourry and then preceded to poke him with a dragon-sized stick (the old one must have gotten blown up) as Riven watched with a very amused expression on her face.
~ ~ ~ (This is obviously the poking chapter)
Val was being depressed again. The two insane children had forced him into an extremely embarrassing outfit. It one of those freaky little uniforms that the flying monkeys wear.
"At least you only got a outfit." Xellos looked back towards Val.
"…" was Val's reply.
Xellos went back to sulking under a blanket.
Footsteps were heard coming towards the cage. Yes they were back.
"Oh poor wittle kitty-Xel are you sad?" One of them asked in a mocking tone.
"And what about that outfit I gave Val?" came another voice.
Xellos peeked out from under and hissed. "This is a disgrace! Zelas- sama will not be happy!" He had large cat ears, a fluffy tail, and paws instead of hands and feet, all being the same color of his hair.
"Well of course she wouldn't be happy," the first one said, "But we made sure she wouldn't interfere. In fact I believe she's quite happy in the world's largest wine cellar."
Scene flashes and we see Zelas cooing to a wine bottle. She hiccups and grabs another.
"I don't think I even want to know what you've done to Lord Gaav," muttered Val, still in a mini depression.
"I think I'm going to…. Go…. Do something." One of the voices wandered off.
The other one blinked then ran after his companion yelling "Are you sure you didn't take any of that wine?!"
The footsteps faded in the distance.
Xellos came back out from under the blanket. "I can't belive this. They should've turned me into a half wolf, not some, some type of kitty- cat. Oh... Zelas-sama will tease me for this…."
"If she can ever bring herself to get away from all that wine. You now I think she might have a serious problem there." Replied Val.
Xellos looked at his paws. "Well no she usually doesn't… my paw is dirty." He began to clean it by licking it.
"Poor wittle purple kitty's all dirty," Val began to giggle uncontrollably.
"I… hey!" Xellos stopped and stared at hi paw in disbelief. "I didn't mean to do that. Wait, it still dirty." Xellos began to rub his paw over his head.
Val began laughing even more hysterically. Soon he fell of his little swing thing and landed with an ungraceful thump on the floor.
Xellos looked up shrugged and returned to his task. "I, can't fight cat instincts… Hey his wing twitched. It's alive!!" Xellos pounced onto one of Val's wings.
"AHH! Get off of me you nut!!" Val yelped.
Xellos hopped off. "Bad Kitty instincts! It's not my fault, blame the shadowy figures who did this."
Val only glared. And then he glared some more.
Xellos glared back. His tail swishing back and forth while his ears laid back.
Somewhere in some sort of limbo type place to two figures watched these antics with glee. One of them said "Hey don't the flying monkeys have tails too?"
"I don't know. Let's give him one anyway and see what happens!"
Back at the cage Val felt a peculiar twitch on his umm… rump. Looking behind him his eyes grew to the size of dinner plates. "WHY IN L- SAMA'S NAME DO I HAVE A FRICKIN' TAIL?!?!?!?!"
"Well at least yours isn't overly fluffy. It looks decent." Xellos looked at his very fluffy purple tail with distaste then towards Val's monkey tail.
Now behold the return of Val's glare!
"What it's true!" People can't pull hair out a tail like that as easily as they can mine!"
And now the glare yet again.
"…" Xellos went back to sulking under the blanket with his tail sticking out.
~ ~ ~ (^-^ A flying monkey boy and a neko boy. What will they do next?)
DG: Question why do people enjoy tormenting their favorite characters so much?
D-r: Well it gives us a excuse to write about them more. It also gives more attention towards them. And it's more fun that way! ^-^
DG: You know you're right. It is fun! Hey is that Bob?
D-r: Wah!!! *hops on DG's head* Get it away! I don't want to be attacked by Bob!!!!
DG: Ahh! Get off my head I just joking!
D-r: *hops on ceiling fan* Are you sure? He's a mean alien emu!
DG: I'm positive! All there is is a rabid ten foot tall baboon named Bill! *does a double take at snarling Bill* Eeep! *hops up on the ceiling fan with D-r*
D-r: *looks up and sees the ceiling cracking* Ah, DG. Right now would be a good time to end this. I don't know how much longer the… /CRACK/ Ahhieee!!!! *falls*
DG: Ahhieee!!!! *notices the fan has fallen on Bill knocking him out* Yay! Ding dong the baboon is dead! The rabid baboon is dead!
D-r: *poke poke* Nope only knocked out. ^_^ I'm going to hide now. *runs and hides*
DG: Good idea. *runs away also, but then comes back* Oh yeah don't forget to review! *Bill starts to growl* Uh-oh *runs away*
