A/N I do not own any of the characters. They belong to Tamora Pierce. I do not know who Cinderella belongs to, but
I know that it is not me. If you do know then tell me. I do not own the karaoke at the bottom. I got that off of the Heroine
website. The URL for it is: therogue.net


Cinderella: Tortallan Style

Delia: *receive letter from Myles* Omigosh! A ball! Mother, we must go shopping at once!

Thom: What all the racket about?

Delia: There is going to be a ball in honor of the Prince!

Thom: Mother, can we go shopping for dresses? Please!

Myles: I am not your mother! I am your FATHER!!!! Get it right!!!! *receives glare from the writer* Go
stab, yourself!

Alanna: Uh, oh...

Writer (myself): Who dare question my writing abilities!!!! Myles, hmph! I expected better from you. For
questioning the writer, you have to leave for this chapter. We will find someone to replace you---

Myles: Yesssss! I am freee!!

Writer: Only for this chapter, though. Next chapter your back here.

Myles: *disappears*

Writer: Now, who should take his place? Hmmmmmm.........I know!

Pop!

George: Where am I? *looks dazed*

Writer: Muaahhahahahah!!!! *disappears*

George: Alanna, what am I doing here?

Alanna: Well, you are going to be my stepmother and their mother.

Delia: *hugs George* Hello, mother!

Thom: *hugs George* Mother!

Alanna: You are replacing Myles.

George: So, what do I have to do?

Thom: You have to take us shopping for dresses!

George: I do?

Alanna: A ball is coming up in honor of the Prince.

George: Well, you'll just have to be my date, then? *puts arms around Alanna and goes to kiss her*

Writer: George! You are the stepmother! Not her lover!

George: I am not gay!

Alanna: You are now!

Writer: Besides, Alanna isn't allowed to go to the ball.

George: Who says?

Writer: You do.

George: I am a jerk.

Writer: Of course you are.

George: Hey!

Alanna: *whispering* George, you do NOT want to start a fight with the Writer. She'll torture you.
Who knows what she did to Myles?


~~~~~~~~~~A Land Far Away~~~~~~~~~~~

Myles is sitting on a beach on the Caribbean Islands, sipping a pina colada.

Random Guy: Hey, dude! It's karaoke time! Wanna sing?

Myles: Sure!

(Kokomo)

Galla and Scanra
Take you by the hand to the
Yamani, Copper Isles
I'll get you there in style
Tusaine and Tyra....
(and so on and so forth)


Myles: I love it here!


~~~~~~~~~~Back to Home~~~~~~~~~~~

George and Alanna: *shudder*

Alanna: The poor man...






Review!! I would like to know what you want to happen so review.


I already know the answer to this question, but I am going to take it as a poll. Just to see what
you guys think.

Who should be the Prince?

George Cooper

Jonathan of Conte

Liam Ironarm

Roger of Conte

Gary of Naxen

Raoul of Goldenlake

The Mystery Man


Now Pick and review!!!!!!!!!


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