A/N Uhhhh.....Let's see.......I don't own anything of value to you, mortals!

Read also Robin Hood: Tortallan Style by Lady Queenscove.

This is NOT the Disney version exactly. There may not be any singing at all nor do
I think that talking mice are required. I will be keeping to standard Cinderella style
or maybe something even weirder judging by this story so far. Review and tell me
what you think.


Cinderella: Tortallan Style


Alanna: Shouldn't George leave now? And Myles come back?

Writer: George can stay because the Caribbean island that Myles is on is expecting
a hurricane within a few hours. *grins evilly* I wouldn't want Myles to miss his first
hurricane.

Alanna: Okay.

George: So? Girls---I mean girl and guy, when do you want to go dress shopping?

Thom, Delia: NOW!

George: Okay. Do you wanna come too, Alanna?

Alanna: No, I think it's against the script for me to do so.

George: So what are you gonna do while we gone?

Alanna: Clean, dust, figure out a way to attend the ball without you knowing, sweep,
and make dinner.

George: Alright, let's go. *George, Thom, and Delia leave house*

Alanna: Good they're gone. Now I can develop a plan. *walks up to attic bedroom and
opens chest* Let's see.......Aha! *pulls out old fashioned plain gown* Hmm....*digs
around and pulls out a book* Thank Mithros a sewing book. *grabs sewing supplies and
sits on bed* *opens book* *looks up* Do I have anyone to talk to?

Writer: What?? Didn't I give you a companion? (A/N Alright, I lied.)

Alanna: No.

Writer: Here you go. *Faithful appears*

Alanna: Yay!

Faithful: I have a feeling I'm not gonna like this.

Alanna: Why not?

Faithful: Well, for one thing you are reading a book on sewing.

Alanna: That's for the ball. George won't buy me a dress.

Faithful: George wouldn't buy you a dress? You have never wanted a dress before.

Alanna: But it's against the script for George to do that because he is my evil step-
mother.

Faithful: George is gay?

Alanna: Not really, but he has to be for the story.

Faithful: Okay.

Alanna: *starts sewing* *gets a knot in thread already* Damn! How do ladies do
this? *tries again*

*1 hour later*

Alanna: Aaaaarrrrggggghhhhhh!!! I give up!!

Faithful: Why don't you just use your magic?

Alanna: Good point. *uses magic to sew dress* Yay! It works! *purple dress with
lace is in her hands*

Faithful: Good, I can finally go to sleep. Your profanity was enough to wake the
dead.

Alanna: Faithful!

Faithful: *goes to sleep*

George: We're home!

Alanna: *runs downstairs and takes their coats* Did you have fun?

Delia: Yes!!

Thom: I got a new hair ribbon!

George: Now I'm glad that I'm not a girl!

Alanna: Tea is in the parlor.

*Thom, Delia, and George walk to the parlor and Alanna servess them tea*








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