A/N Uhhhh.....Let's see.......I don't own anything of value to you, mortals!
Read also Robin Hood: Tortallan Style by Lady Queenscove.
This is NOT the Disney version exactly. There may not be any singing at all nor do
I think that talking mice are required. I will be keeping to standard Cinderella style
or maybe something even weirder judging by this story so far. Review and tell me
what you think.
Cinderella: Tortallan Style
Alanna: Shouldn't George leave now? And Myles come back?
Writer: George can stay because the Caribbean island that Myles is on is expecting
a hurricane within a few hours. *grins evilly* I wouldn't want Myles to miss his first
hurricane.
Alanna: Okay.
George: So? Girls---I mean girl and guy, when do you want to go dress shopping?
Thom, Delia: NOW!
George: Okay. Do you wanna come too, Alanna?
Alanna: No, I think it's against the script for me to do so.
George: So what are you gonna do while we gone?
Alanna: Clean, dust, figure out a way to attend the ball without you knowing, sweep,
and make dinner.
George: Alright, let's go. *George, Thom, and Delia leave house*
Alanna: Good they're gone. Now I can develop a plan. *walks up to attic bedroom and
opens chest* Let's see.......Aha! *pulls out old fashioned plain gown* Hmm....*digs
around and pulls out a book* Thank Mithros a sewing book. *grabs sewing supplies and
sits on bed* *opens book* *looks up* Do I have anyone to talk to?
Writer: What?? Didn't I give you a companion? (A/N Alright, I lied.)
Alanna: No.
Writer: Here you go. *Faithful appears*
Alanna: Yay!
Faithful: I have a feeling I'm not gonna like this.
Alanna: Why not?
Faithful: Well, for one thing you are reading a book on sewing.
Alanna: That's for the ball. George won't buy me a dress.
Faithful: George wouldn't buy you a dress? You have never wanted a dress before.
Alanna: But it's against the script for George to do that because he is my evil step-
mother.
Faithful: George is gay?
Alanna: Not really, but he has to be for the story.
Faithful: Okay.
Alanna: *starts sewing* *gets a knot in thread already* Damn! How do ladies do
this? *tries again*
*1 hour later*
Alanna: Aaaaarrrrggggghhhhhh!!! I give up!!
Faithful: Why don't you just use your magic?
Alanna: Good point. *uses magic to sew dress* Yay! It works! *purple dress with
lace is in her hands*
Faithful: Good, I can finally go to sleep. Your profanity was enough to wake the
dead.
Alanna: Faithful!
Faithful: *goes to sleep*
George: We're home!
Alanna: *runs downstairs and takes their coats* Did you have fun?
Delia: Yes!!
Thom: I got a new hair ribbon!
George: Now I'm glad that I'm not a girl!
Alanna: Tea is in the parlor.
*Thom, Delia, and George walk to the parlor and Alanna servess them tea*
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have 85 reviews!!!!!!! Wooooohhhoooooo!! Thank
you so much, reviewers!!!!!!!!!!
Read also Robin Hood: Tortallan Style by Lady Queenscove.
This is NOT the Disney version exactly. There may not be any singing at all nor do
I think that talking mice are required. I will be keeping to standard Cinderella style
or maybe something even weirder judging by this story so far. Review and tell me
what you think.
Cinderella: Tortallan Style
Alanna: Shouldn't George leave now? And Myles come back?
Writer: George can stay because the Caribbean island that Myles is on is expecting
a hurricane within a few hours. *grins evilly* I wouldn't want Myles to miss his first
hurricane.
Alanna: Okay.
George: So? Girls---I mean girl and guy, when do you want to go dress shopping?
Thom, Delia: NOW!
George: Okay. Do you wanna come too, Alanna?
Alanna: No, I think it's against the script for me to do so.
George: So what are you gonna do while we gone?
Alanna: Clean, dust, figure out a way to attend the ball without you knowing, sweep,
and make dinner.
George: Alright, let's go. *George, Thom, and Delia leave house*
Alanna: Good they're gone. Now I can develop a plan. *walks up to attic bedroom and
opens chest* Let's see.......Aha! *pulls out old fashioned plain gown* Hmm....*digs
around and pulls out a book* Thank Mithros a sewing book. *grabs sewing supplies and
sits on bed* *opens book* *looks up* Do I have anyone to talk to?
Writer: What?? Didn't I give you a companion? (A/N Alright, I lied.)
Alanna: No.
Writer: Here you go. *Faithful appears*
Alanna: Yay!
Faithful: I have a feeling I'm not gonna like this.
Alanna: Why not?
Faithful: Well, for one thing you are reading a book on sewing.
Alanna: That's for the ball. George won't buy me a dress.
Faithful: George wouldn't buy you a dress? You have never wanted a dress before.
Alanna: But it's against the script for George to do that because he is my evil step-
mother.
Faithful: George is gay?
Alanna: Not really, but he has to be for the story.
Faithful: Okay.
Alanna: *starts sewing* *gets a knot in thread already* Damn! How do ladies do
this? *tries again*
*1 hour later*
Alanna: Aaaaarrrrggggghhhhhh!!! I give up!!
Faithful: Why don't you just use your magic?
Alanna: Good point. *uses magic to sew dress* Yay! It works! *purple dress with
lace is in her hands*
Faithful: Good, I can finally go to sleep. Your profanity was enough to wake the
dead.
Alanna: Faithful!
Faithful: *goes to sleep*
George: We're home!
Alanna: *runs downstairs and takes their coats* Did you have fun?
Delia: Yes!!
Thom: I got a new hair ribbon!
George: Now I'm glad that I'm not a girl!
Alanna: Tea is in the parlor.
*Thom, Delia, and George walk to the parlor and Alanna servess them tea*
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have 85 reviews!!!!!!! Wooooohhhoooooo!! Thank
you so much, reviewers!!!!!!!!!!
