(commercial)
Xellos: Are you tired of hearing the phrase... *pale* Life is wonderful?
Gaav and Phibby: *nod nod*
Xellos: Then you should try my new earmuffs! They're perfect if you want to escape the tortures of justice-preachers.
Gaav and Phibby: *nod nod*
Xellos: Especially if you're planning on visiting Seyruun anytime soon... I go there a lot for ice cream...
Gaav and Phibby: *nod nod*
Xellos: *holds up a pair of purple fluffy earmuffs* Buy a pair today and escape "Life is wonderful" tortures!
Gaav and Phibby: How much are they?
Xellos: *wink* Sore wa himitsu desu!
Gaav and Phibby: *stare* *pout*
Official voice: Xellos's Justice-proof earmuffs are property of Shira Ficcies Inc. and Tamra Chandler Co. All rights reserved and bladdy blah
