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Xellos: Are you tired of hearing the phrase... *pale* Life is wonderful?

Gaav and Phibby: *nod nod*

Xellos: Then you should try my new earmuffs! They're perfect if you want to escape the tortures of justice-preachers.

Gaav and Phibby: *nod nod*

Xellos: Especially if you're planning on visiting Seyruun anytime soon... I go there a lot for ice cream...

Gaav and Phibby: *nod nod*

Xellos: *holds up a pair of purple fluffy earmuffs* Buy a pair today and escape "Life is wonderful" tortures!

Gaav and Phibby: How much are they?

Xellos: *wink* Sore wa himitsu desu!

Gaav and Phibby: *stare* *pout*

Official voice: Xellos's Justice-proof earmuffs are property of Shira Ficcies Inc. and Tamra Chandler Co. All rights reserved and bladdy blah