(back to show)
Shira: Okay, and welcome back! Now--
Girl: HEY! Shira!
Shira: What? Oh, hey! It's Riven! Hi, Riven!
Riven: Hi! Now, on the last filming, Xellos said something to Chrissy and Filia... What'd he say?
Shira: *blink* You know? *blink* I don't know! Let's ask him. Xellos! HEY, XELLOS!!!
Xellos: *appears* Hello, Shira-san! What can I do for you?
Shira: What'd you say to Filia and Chrissy last time that made them so mad?
Xellos: *wink* Sore wa himitsu desu! *disappears*
Shira: *nod* That'd get them riled up... Well, we're still waiting for Tams to finish up with Rezo... *evil grin* I know! *walks over to Phibby* Hey, Phibby-chaaan!
Phibby: *is scared* What?
Shira: You don't like that skirt, do you? Want it gone?
Phibby: *nods slowly*
Shira: Good! One second, folks! *pulls a shade over to hide what she's doing*
Audience: o.O?
Gaav: O.o?
Shira: *pulls the shade away* THERE! Ta-daa!
Phibby: Good L-sama!! SAVE ME!!! *is wearing a pink ballerina costume*
Audience: AWW! Kawaii!
Gaav: *stare*
Phibby: *blush* HELP!!! GET THIS OFFA ME!!
Shira: Nuh-uh! You have to keep it on, cause I said so!
Phibby: Since when do I have to listen to you?
Shira: Since I wrote the rules!
Book: Rule #3- "Whatever Shira says, goes."
Shira: See? Now sit back down!
Phibby: *grumble*
Tams' Voice: Be prepared to be amazed!!!
Audience: *is quiet*
Tams' Voice: For I am presenting to you the most wonderfulest sight you'll ever see!
Audience: *watches the stage*
*A spotlight shines, and Tams walks out, followed by Rezo*
Rezo: *is wearing a long red dress, stuffed bra, red lipstick, dark mascara, heavy blush, blue eyeshadow, red painted nails, and high heels* I feel so comfortable! These clothes seem so-- me! I feel lovely! What am I wearing?
Shira: *stare*
Gaav: *stare*
Phibby: *stare*
Audience: *stare*
Tams: *grins triumphantly*
Phibby: You look evern more girly!!!!
Tams: *glare* *points* Like you can talk, ballerina-girl!
Rezo: Wow! I feel amazing! I'm going to go find Copy Rezo, and-- *trips over his high heels* OOWWW!!!
Shira: *sweatdrop* Tams, get him off the stage... Gaav, give us a commercial!
