(back to show)
Shira: *grin* Okay, welcome back!
Tams: Now... Phibby-chan...
Shira: We're going to have fun...
Tams: And watch you squirm...
Phibby: *pales*
Shira and Tams: Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun, COME ON DOWN!!!!!!!!
Amelia: *bounces perkily onto the stage* HELLO!
Shira: Amelia, now's your chance to stop evil!
Amelia: How?
Tams: Sing your justice song!
Phibby: NO!!!!
Amelia: *glows* Life is wonderful! Life is marvelous! Life is perfect, and I feel great! Life is fluffy bunnies! Life is cute lil kitties! Life is perfect, and I feel great!
Phibby: *screams* SAVE ME!!!!!!! *runs away*
Shira: Grab him!
Tams: Right!
Shira and Tams: *grab Phibby*
Shira: You can go now, Amelia! Thanks!
Amelia: *smile* Anything for the sake of Justice!
Tams: Phibby, you know you almost broke your dare!
Shira: We stopped you!
Tams: If you had gotten away, you would have been seriously punished!
Shira: As it is, we'll have to punish you anyway!
Phibby: What're you gonna do to me? I've already had my job stolen countless times, been forced into a skirt AND a ballerina outfit, AND I was tortured by her Life is Wonderful song! What else can you do to me? I've been through a mazoku's nightmare!
Shira: *evil grin*
Tams: *evil grin*
Phibby: *gulp* Sorry I said anything...
Shira: Oh, Phibby-chan...
Tams: We can do LOTS more to you!
Shira and Tams: Sylphiel! Bring out... *bum bum bum* THE TELEVISION!!!!
Sylphiel: *pushes a giant TV on the stage*
Shira: Phibby-chan... you were bad....
Tams: And bad boys get punished...
Shira and Tams: Lights out! *lights turn out* TV on! *TV turns on*
TV: *shows a picture of a familiar purple dinosaur* I love you, you love me! We're best friends like friends should be!
Phibby: WAAAAH!
Audience: *scream* AAAAAAAAH! BARNEY!!!!!
Shira: Wah! the torture!
Tams: L-sama save us!!
*There's lots of screaming and loud noises*
Chrissy: What's wrong? *turns on lights*
*EVERYONE except Chrissy is gone*
Chrissy: Where'd everyone go?
TV: I love you, you love me...
Chrissy: HELLO! ANYONE?!?!
TV: We're best friends like friends should be...
Chrissy: Why'd they all leave?
TV: With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you...
Chrissy: o.O?
TV: Won't you say you love me too?
Chrissy: *screams and runs away* COCKROACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Camera: *films absolutely nothing for five minutes before it runs out of tape and fizzes out*
