(back to show)

Shira: *grin* Okay, welcome back!

Tams: Now... Phibby-chan...

Shira: We're going to have fun...

Tams: And watch you squirm...

Phibby: *pales*

Shira and Tams: Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun, COME ON DOWN!!!!!!!!

Amelia: *bounces perkily onto the stage* HELLO!

Shira: Amelia, now's your chance to stop evil!

Amelia: How?

Tams: Sing your justice song!

Phibby: NO!!!!

Amelia: *glows* Life is wonderful! Life is marvelous! Life is perfect, and I feel great! Life is fluffy bunnies! Life is cute lil kitties! Life is perfect, and I feel great!

Phibby: *screams* SAVE ME!!!!!!! *runs away*

Shira: Grab him!

Tams: Right!

Shira and Tams: *grab Phibby*

Shira: You can go now, Amelia! Thanks!

Amelia: *smile* Anything for the sake of Justice!

Tams: Phibby, you know you almost broke your dare!

Shira: We stopped you!

Tams: If you had gotten away, you would have been seriously punished!

Shira: As it is, we'll have to punish you anyway!

Phibby: What're you gonna do to me? I've already had my job stolen countless times, been forced into a skirt AND a ballerina outfit, AND I was tortured by her Life is Wonderful song! What else can you do to me? I've been through a mazoku's nightmare!

Shira: *evil grin*

Tams: *evil grin*

Phibby: *gulp* Sorry I said anything...

Shira: Oh, Phibby-chan...

Tams: We can do LOTS more to you!

Shira and Tams: Sylphiel! Bring out... *bum bum bum* THE TELEVISION!!!!

Sylphiel: *pushes a giant TV on the stage*

Shira: Phibby-chan... you were bad....

Tams: And bad boys get punished...

Shira and Tams: Lights out! *lights turn out* TV on! *TV turns on*

TV: *shows a picture of a familiar purple dinosaur* I love you, you love me! We're best friends like friends should be!

Phibby: WAAAAH!

Audience: *scream* AAAAAAAAH! BARNEY!!!!!

Shira: Wah! the torture!

Tams: L-sama save us!!

*There's lots of screaming and loud noises*

Chrissy: What's wrong? *turns on lights*

*EVERYONE except Chrissy is gone*

Chrissy: Where'd everyone go?

TV: I love you, you love me...

Chrissy: HELLO! ANYONE?!?!

TV: We're best friends like friends should be...

Chrissy: Why'd they all leave?

TV: With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you...

Chrissy: o.O?

TV: Won't you say you love me too?

Chrissy: *screams and runs away* COCKROACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Camera: *films absolutely nothing for five minutes before it runs out of tape and fizzes out*