Intro: My name is special agent Jack Bauer. Right now, my wife and daughter
have been kidnapped. Again. Evil Europeans are plotting to get a
presidential candidate. And people I work with may be involved with both,
depending on what the writers decide for this week. Today is the longest
day in my wardrobe's life.
Scene: Bauer's car, and CTU Headquarters.
Bauer (From car, into cell phone): Grr, grrr. What about my wife and daughter?
Nina (From CTU, into private cell phone): Hello Jack, what's the problem?
Bauer: grr grr, my wife grrr and my daughter. What about my family?
Nina: Right, I have some information about that, Jack.
Bauer: Grrr, what about. Grrr. Wife. Grr. Daughter.
Nina: Ok, Jack turn right at the next street. I have it on my computer.
Bauer: Grrr. Wife. My family.
Nina: Ok, take then next left.
Bauer: growllll
Nina: Lean out the window.
Bauer: Grr? Daughter?
Nina: See that speaker? Talk to it.
Bauer: Grr! What about my family?
Speaker: Welcome to Mcdonald's. Can I help you?
Bauer: What about my daughter? Where are they GRRRRR
Speaker: Yes, that was 2 hamburgers and a large Sprite?
Bauer: growl where do you have my wife and daughter
Speaker: I'm sorry, can you say that again?
Bauer: Where do you have my wife and daughter?
Speaker: That will be $8.54. Please drive around.
Nina: Jack are you there? I think you better drive around.
Bauer: Grrr. What about my family. Grr.
Nina: I can see on my computer that you've driven around. See if they give you anything.
Bauer: What about my wife and daughter?
Cashier: Here is your meal. Thank you for coming to McDonald's.
Bauer: Grrr! Sprite! No bathroom for 19 hours straight hours! Grrr!
Cashier: That will be $8.54.
Bauer: Where do you have my wife and daughter?
Cashier: $8.54.
Bauer: Grr. I have to do it for my wife and daughter.
Cashier: I'll get your food.
Nina: Just a minute, Jack, the boss is coming.
[enter Boss to CTU]
Boss: Nina, don't talk to Jack.
Nina: No, I think I'll flagrantly go against what you ask, because even though this is a super high-tech spy agency, you won't notice what I'm doing if I make a phone call from the bathroom. That's not really much of a problem, though, because your character will be written off in a week or so.
Boss: Well, make a note of this before I go, which is that the author of this little piece has the email FunnyHatUS@yahoo.com, and the website is www.geocities.com/funnyhatus.
Nina: Ok, Boss.
[exit Boss]
Nina (in cell phone): Jack?
Jack: What about my family? My daughter and wife? Grr?
Nina: Don't you have that food yet?
Jack: Grrr. Daughter, Wife.
Nina: Maybe if you ask them.
Jack: Wife! Daughter!
[enter cashier]
Cashier: Sorry, I don't want to give you your food, because this week I'm the mole.
Bauer: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
[end]
Scene: Bauer's car, and CTU Headquarters.
Bauer (From car, into cell phone): Grr, grrr. What about my wife and daughter?
Nina (From CTU, into private cell phone): Hello Jack, what's the problem?
Bauer: grr grr, my wife grrr and my daughter. What about my family?
Nina: Right, I have some information about that, Jack.
Bauer: Grrr, what about. Grrr. Wife. Grr. Daughter.
Nina: Ok, Jack turn right at the next street. I have it on my computer.
Bauer: Grrr. Wife. My family.
Nina: Ok, take then next left.
Bauer: growllll
Nina: Lean out the window.
Bauer: Grr? Daughter?
Nina: See that speaker? Talk to it.
Bauer: Grr! What about my family?
Speaker: Welcome to Mcdonald's. Can I help you?
Bauer: What about my daughter? Where are they GRRRRR
Speaker: Yes, that was 2 hamburgers and a large Sprite?
Bauer: growl where do you have my wife and daughter
Speaker: I'm sorry, can you say that again?
Bauer: Where do you have my wife and daughter?
Speaker: That will be $8.54. Please drive around.
Nina: Jack are you there? I think you better drive around.
Bauer: Grrr. What about my family. Grr.
Nina: I can see on my computer that you've driven around. See if they give you anything.
Bauer: What about my wife and daughter?
Cashier: Here is your meal. Thank you for coming to McDonald's.
Bauer: Grrr! Sprite! No bathroom for 19 hours straight hours! Grrr!
Cashier: That will be $8.54.
Bauer: Where do you have my wife and daughter?
Cashier: $8.54.
Bauer: Grr. I have to do it for my wife and daughter.
Cashier: I'll get your food.
Nina: Just a minute, Jack, the boss is coming.
[enter Boss to CTU]
Boss: Nina, don't talk to Jack.
Nina: No, I think I'll flagrantly go against what you ask, because even though this is a super high-tech spy agency, you won't notice what I'm doing if I make a phone call from the bathroom. That's not really much of a problem, though, because your character will be written off in a week or so.
Boss: Well, make a note of this before I go, which is that the author of this little piece has the email FunnyHatUS@yahoo.com, and the website is www.geocities.com/funnyhatus.
Nina: Ok, Boss.
[exit Boss]
Nina (in cell phone): Jack?
Jack: What about my family? My daughter and wife? Grr?
Nina: Don't you have that food yet?
Jack: Grrr. Daughter, Wife.
Nina: Maybe if you ask them.
Jack: Wife! Daughter!
[enter cashier]
Cashier: Sorry, I don't want to give you your food, because this week I'm the mole.
Bauer: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
[end]
