Master Saitou Rules the World

Its come to my attention someone else has a story of the same name and basic idea. I'd like to humbly point out my story was out before hers, and I hold no grudge or anything. I know I take ideas from people and places alot but one thing I'm not into is blatant plagerism. And now that this is said, if you're still here PLEASE STILL BE HERE IM NEEDY! I'll get on with the story PLEASE REVIEW ME! I FEED OFF OF IT! FOUR MORE YEARS! BAN THE BOTTLE!

Saitou stood in front of the mirror. He adjusted his shinsengumi jacket. Tokio was inspecting his ponytail wig,which luckily enough would stay on because of Saitou's ever so slightly long hair. Pureito was rummaging through Saitou's cds. She found the one he had asked for. Setting it in the discplayer she hit play. An enormous grin grew on Saitou and Tokio's face.
"One Saturday I took a walk to zipper head" Saitou sang " I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead" He grabbed Tokio by the arms and danced around with her.
"PUNK ROCK GIRL" Tokio and Pureito sang in the chorus "Please look at me. What do you see, just you and me punk rock girl."
It was Tokio's turn to take the lead as she sat Saitou down in his chair." I tapped her on the shoulder and said 'Do you have a bell'. She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know." "PUNK ROCK GIRL" Saitou and Pureito now taking chorus together." Give me a chance! Lets go slam dance, we'll dress like Minnie Pearl. Just you and me punk rock girl"
While the Saitou-gumi was happily singing to this great Dead Milkmen song Sano, Tsubame and Misao,who had reconcieled with Sano, were watching from the doorway. Tsubame wanted to laugh so hard. This was the cutest and coolest thing they'd ever seen before. Misao was in awe. In contrast to the actual singer's crude nasal voice Tokio's was soft and well trained. She certainly would give Kenshin a run for his money. Sano was just staring. He had no idea how to feel about this.
Saitou in the show would never do something like this. And the only times the cast saw Saitou was when he was actually performing. He never went to rehersals. He was so busy. They'd send him the script at where ever he was and he'd come to the shootings when the director told him. Knowing all his lines and the lines of the cast. Great acting skills, thought Sano when he first saw Saitou perform. Even though technically he was still mad at him for burning his new favorite bandana. And then accidentally stepping on his slippered foot while walking off set after he had completed the shooting. And then 'accidentally' spilling coffee on Sano's costume. Which SANO got yelled at for the cost of the bill to make a new costume.
But Sano wasn't feeling hatred for Saitou at the moment. He couldn't hold in his giddiness now. As Saitou, Tokio and Pureito sang the last lines of their song and struck dramaticlly stupid poses, Sano cracked. He broke into an unstoppable laughter which gave away the trio's hiding place.
The Saitou-gumi looked at Sano as a tear streamed down his face from laughing. Tsubame was giggling into her hands and Misao was shuffling her tabi abit as she blushed from her cheeks to the roots of her long braid. Saitou looked at Sano and let out one word. "Stop" Suprisingly,to Sano even, he stopped laughing.
Saitou, with Tokio cleaning up the make-up kit and Pureito picking up Saitou's casual clothes, pointed to the ground in front of him and said yet another solitary word. "Come". Before Sano knew he was standing right in front of the older man. Scared absolutely witless. How come he had moved. Didn't he hate Saitou?
Saitou with ever graceful movements not to bump into Tokio or knock any makeup over with his sleeve grabbed the cd from the player and put it in its disc case. Then handed it to Sano. One more solitary word. "Listen."
Sano was baffled, but finally he gathered himself up and decided to joke at the man."Coco take cd! Coco listen! Me Coco! You Jane!" He spun round his right leg kind of kicking out in front of him and waltzed out of the room waving the cd over his head. Tsubame and Misao following after him giggling their heads off.
Just then Yahiko came running up the narrow hall Sano, Tsubame and Misao were walking down. Yahiko was followed by Kenshin. Yahiko had stolen Kenshin's Sakabatou and was blindly running forward down the hall, flailing his arms about. "I AM THE MUFFIN MAN! YOU CANNOT CATCH ME!" to which Kenshin yelled"YOU'RE GONNA BE DEAD IS WHAT YOU ARE!"
Sano pushed the two girls against the wall out of the way. Unfortunately getting a nice slice from the sharp side of the sakabatou. Sano arched and yelled in pain. What the hell was with the director's idea of using REAL blades?! Misao blushed a little and Tsubame just cleanched . Sano leaned into Misao. She nearly wigged out. What with big sexy Sano all over her. Till he fell down taking her with him. Pinning her to the ground. Which caused her to scream. Why'd this thin guy weigh so much! "GET HIM OFF MEEEE UWAAAHHH!!!" Tsubame"AAA!!! HE'S BLEEDING!" "YAHIKO SEE WHAT YOU DID!" "UWAAH HE WEIGHS A TON!""ARE YOU ALRIGHT!!??"
Tokio and Pureito had joined in the din with yelling and screaming and wondering if Sano was alright. Megumi had come back in from the outside door after having a smoke. She still smelt of cigarettes. She saw the mob in the tiny hallway and moved over poking her head over Kenshin to see what was the matter.
By now Saitou had pushed his way through the crowd and was kneeling next to Saitou and Misao, who was still complaining about Sano being on her. Saitou had taken off Sano's shirt to get a better view at the wound. He looked up and saw Megumi. "Megumi, go get me some clean rags, alcohol and a needle and thread."
Megumi put her hands on her hips and leaned her head down towards Saitou."Dammit Jim, I'M a doctor not your lackie nurse!" "You're not a doctor! You just play one on TV!"

Next Chapter: Rolly Polly Fish Heads

Okay Okay you have no idea how long i've been waiting for someone to say those last two lines. Yes I'm lame. Whatever.