Rolly Polly Fish Heads

I know the title is meaningless....hey shut up!PLEASE DONT LEAVE! *river of tears*I'm needy! Please read and review!! Even if its bad! I DONT CARE!...wow i sound pathetic....


Sano writhed in pain as the ACTUAL doctor worked on the scar on his side. "Well, you're lucky. Any deeper and your kidney's would be a new gucci design on that tile." Sano grimaced. Stupid brat. "You're quite lucky someone on hand knew how to clean and stitch up a wound. When you came in there was hardly anything for me to do."
Sano pondered where Saitou had learned medical training like that. Then he just shrugged mentally thinking'He's Saitou, he can do anything'. When the doctor had finished his work making Sano's wound properly stitched up Sano buggered on out of the room. To where Misao was sitting. She was being talked to by a therapist. Turns out Sano had tramatized her when he passed out on her. Misao looked up at Sano who smiled at her. She began to scream and scream as she grabbed her chest and her waist. She balled up herself into a corner of the couch where the therapist ran over and tried to calm her down. He opted for leaving the medic area of the building and went back to the set.
Saitou Kenshin and Megumi were in a group talking together about some such thing. Kenshin saw Sano walking towards them and called out"ITS SANO!" The three of them ran over to Sano and huddled around his waist. Needless to say this made Sano uncomfortable. Saitou had lifted up Sano's fresh clean shirt and leaned over close to the wound. Megumi and Kenshin leaned over too. "What was wrong with the stitch YOU gave Saitou?" Kenshin inquired. "Saitou didn't use a medical thread and needle."Megumi answered. "Thats why I had to heat up the needle with my lighter." Kenshin nodded. Curious as a kitten, Kenshin poked the stitched gash on Sano's side.
Sano nearly lept through the ceiling with pain. He wailed and screamed and nearly fell over. He wavered about till Saitou put a hand on his shoulder holding him up. Megumi thwacked Kenshin in the back of the head. "What're you thinking! You loon he's been run through and you poke him on his wound!? Where's your sense!" Megumi screeched.
Kenshin raised his arms over his head in defense."I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!" Sano choked out an acceptence of the apology but he decided it would be best to go have a nice sit. He felt like a rolly polly fish head. He couldnt do anything. The director gave him some slack considering he'd been run through. But then the director got a brilliant idea.
He thought of the perfect way to introduce Saitou in the series to Sano. At first he had just decided it would be best that he get a letter from Saitou calling him and all the males out of the house to show them a lesson as a message for Kenshin. But this new brilliant idea was magnificent. Saitou would appear to Sano in disguise selling Ishida powder. Sure it was a bad joke but a good many of the fans would be distracted by Saitou running Sano through the shoulder.
Well when Sano read the script he just started to cry. And cry he did. But, the show must go on.

Next Chapter:Flamogram