Author's note: I donot hold responsibility of these characters actions.I
strictly advise children under the age of 8 to read this to let them knoe
what the world of video game porn is comin to.jkz.may contain all scenes of
nudity n course language.
Rated: R
Chapter 2
Squall: whoz next 4 deir wardrobe?!
Rikku: rite here.
Squall: so ur supposed to b da cute one eh? Well I guess u got the features n ur the rite type.
Rikku: of course im the rite type wa u think I was.the rite time 4 kimahri?
Kimahri: kimahri is gay.kimahri like men..
Squall: no I didn't mean that but ur not my type of course
Rikku: wa u sayin im not ur type..look bitch first im da rite type 4 every idiot in dis world second im da cutest one Final Fantasy ever had so if u dissin meh u better watch ur bak cuz imma be runnin afta u..
Squall: no no.IM GAY U STUPID SLUT!
Rikku: o.hhhhuhhhhhhh!? SLUT?! WHO U CALLIN SLUT U DONKEY SUCKIN ROCK HUMPIN SON OF A STUPID HERMAFEDITE..
Squall: OMG.DAZ IT I QUIT DIRECTOR!!!
Director: cant u ppl juss get along
Squall: NO
Rikku: NO
Director: Squall I have a deal 4 u.
Squall: WAT!?
Director: ill. . .uh. . .*gulp* have sex wit u.
Squall: u will?!
Director: yea
Squall: I thought u weren't gay
Director: but I have to do this for the sake of this game
Squall: o u naughty boy.here's my address meet meh in my condo tonite n we'll spend a lil time 2gether.
Director: um ok.
*while Auron n Seymour r making out in the washroom*
Auron: oooo sexy boi.u have a big package.
Seymour: omg auron dun go down there yet.remember the shoot is still on.if u press it too hard ill b down 4 atleast a dai.
Auron: o dun worry bab-by I wunt press it too hard.ppuurrr
Seymour: ooo itz time to go..
Auron: o dun worry bab-by ill talk to dem abot where we were
Seymour: wat?! Ur gonna tell them dat we were makin out naked?!
Auron: of course.wa else shuld I tell them?! Any more ideas?!
Seymour: No.
Auron: Exactly
Seymour: aaaaahhh*moans*
*While everyone is getting ready for their shoot*
Director: Ok everybody we're at the wedding part.EVERYBODY TAKE DEIR PLACES! TAKE 1056.ACTION!
Everybody: ...
Director: CUT! Where's tidus n yuna?!
*while in the ladies washroom*
Tidus: yo gurl I thought u said u have da total package.
Yuna: I do dun u c it
Tidus: all I c sum flatness.*ahem*
Yuna: Who u callin flat?!
Tidus: u who else.I mean look at u.if lulu were here my head is big enough to fit in da middle of her dirty pillows.n I wuld have 2 gigantic headphone covering my ears. . .
Yuna: *slaps tidus*
Tidus: wtf?! Bay-be come bak.ok ok u got da total package.
*yuna wacks tidus wit her rod n walks on to the set while tidus follows her*
Director: where were u two?!
Yuna: in the women's washroom
Director: Y?
Yuna: I was helping tidus put on his tampon
Director: tampon?! Tidus I thought u were a guy.
Tidus: I am.shes juss lyin cuz I called her F-L-A-T
Yuna: *arrghh* Y U LIL SON OF AN ASS!! *Wacks tidus wit her rod again real hard*
Director: ok ok now take ur places! TAKE 1056..LIGHTS,CAMERA, ACTION!!
Lulu: oooooo did someone sayin head lights cuz I got big onez.
Wakka: u always takin about ur titties ya? Sumtimez talk about meh in ur tities ya?
Lulu: o get over it!
Tidus: . . .o yea.man wtf!? Y the hell culd dey have a fuken save point after evrae.u knoe how much I went through to beat dat shit. . .he almost cut my fuken dick off while beating da shit outta it.come on I need a save point here ppl..co-operate wit meh.
Director: CUT!
Tidus: exactly he tried to cut my dick off.wtf is dat?!
Director: No I didn't mean that. . I meant CUT the scene.DAZ NOT UR LINES TIDUS!!!
Tidus: wat is den?!
Director: did u read ur script?!
Tidus: . . .we had a script!?
Director: DUH! U stupid lil fuk man. Man I give up u guyz r screwed.fuk u all im leavin.
Squall: wa about meh?! Am I screwed u!?
Director: UR SCREWED TOTALLY N WE'RE NOT HAVIN SEX ANYMORE!!
*director leaves the set*
Kimahri: Kimahri still available n will rape u like a beast.
Squall: Really!? BRING IT ON!! PPPPURRR!!!
*everyone leaves the set getting disgusted by the way squall n kimahri were havin sex while Seymour n Auron r still havin sex in the bathroom*
Well daz my second chapter.pretty stupid.. I knoe who carez.juss review k?thnx Laterz y'all
Rated: R
Chapter 2
Squall: whoz next 4 deir wardrobe?!
Rikku: rite here.
Squall: so ur supposed to b da cute one eh? Well I guess u got the features n ur the rite type.
Rikku: of course im the rite type wa u think I was.the rite time 4 kimahri?
Kimahri: kimahri is gay.kimahri like men..
Squall: no I didn't mean that but ur not my type of course
Rikku: wa u sayin im not ur type..look bitch first im da rite type 4 every idiot in dis world second im da cutest one Final Fantasy ever had so if u dissin meh u better watch ur bak cuz imma be runnin afta u..
Squall: no no.IM GAY U STUPID SLUT!
Rikku: o.hhhhuhhhhhhh!? SLUT?! WHO U CALLIN SLUT U DONKEY SUCKIN ROCK HUMPIN SON OF A STUPID HERMAFEDITE..
Squall: OMG.DAZ IT I QUIT DIRECTOR!!!
Director: cant u ppl juss get along
Squall: NO
Rikku: NO
Director: Squall I have a deal 4 u.
Squall: WAT!?
Director: ill. . .uh. . .*gulp* have sex wit u.
Squall: u will?!
Director: yea
Squall: I thought u weren't gay
Director: but I have to do this for the sake of this game
Squall: o u naughty boy.here's my address meet meh in my condo tonite n we'll spend a lil time 2gether.
Director: um ok.
*while Auron n Seymour r making out in the washroom*
Auron: oooo sexy boi.u have a big package.
Seymour: omg auron dun go down there yet.remember the shoot is still on.if u press it too hard ill b down 4 atleast a dai.
Auron: o dun worry bab-by I wunt press it too hard.ppuurrr
Seymour: ooo itz time to go..
Auron: o dun worry bab-by ill talk to dem abot where we were
Seymour: wat?! Ur gonna tell them dat we were makin out naked?!
Auron: of course.wa else shuld I tell them?! Any more ideas?!
Seymour: No.
Auron: Exactly
Seymour: aaaaahhh*moans*
*While everyone is getting ready for their shoot*
Director: Ok everybody we're at the wedding part.EVERYBODY TAKE DEIR PLACES! TAKE 1056.ACTION!
Everybody: ...
Director: CUT! Where's tidus n yuna?!
*while in the ladies washroom*
Tidus: yo gurl I thought u said u have da total package.
Yuna: I do dun u c it
Tidus: all I c sum flatness.*ahem*
Yuna: Who u callin flat?!
Tidus: u who else.I mean look at u.if lulu were here my head is big enough to fit in da middle of her dirty pillows.n I wuld have 2 gigantic headphone covering my ears. . .
Yuna: *slaps tidus*
Tidus: wtf?! Bay-be come bak.ok ok u got da total package.
*yuna wacks tidus wit her rod n walks on to the set while tidus follows her*
Director: where were u two?!
Yuna: in the women's washroom
Director: Y?
Yuna: I was helping tidus put on his tampon
Director: tampon?! Tidus I thought u were a guy.
Tidus: I am.shes juss lyin cuz I called her F-L-A-T
Yuna: *arrghh* Y U LIL SON OF AN ASS!! *Wacks tidus wit her rod again real hard*
Director: ok ok now take ur places! TAKE 1056..LIGHTS,CAMERA, ACTION!!
Lulu: oooooo did someone sayin head lights cuz I got big onez.
Wakka: u always takin about ur titties ya? Sumtimez talk about meh in ur tities ya?
Lulu: o get over it!
Tidus: . . .o yea.man wtf!? Y the hell culd dey have a fuken save point after evrae.u knoe how much I went through to beat dat shit. . .he almost cut my fuken dick off while beating da shit outta it.come on I need a save point here ppl..co-operate wit meh.
Director: CUT!
Tidus: exactly he tried to cut my dick off.wtf is dat?!
Director: No I didn't mean that. . I meant CUT the scene.DAZ NOT UR LINES TIDUS!!!
Tidus: wat is den?!
Director: did u read ur script?!
Tidus: . . .we had a script!?
Director: DUH! U stupid lil fuk man. Man I give up u guyz r screwed.fuk u all im leavin.
Squall: wa about meh?! Am I screwed u!?
Director: UR SCREWED TOTALLY N WE'RE NOT HAVIN SEX ANYMORE!!
*director leaves the set*
Kimahri: Kimahri still available n will rape u like a beast.
Squall: Really!? BRING IT ON!! PPPPURRR!!!
*everyone leaves the set getting disgusted by the way squall n kimahri were havin sex while Seymour n Auron r still havin sex in the bathroom*
Well daz my second chapter.pretty stupid.. I knoe who carez.juss review k?thnx Laterz y'all
