Author's note: I donot hold responsibility of these characters actions.I strictly advise children under the age of 8 to read this to let them knoe what the world of video game porn is comin to.jkz.may contain all scenes of nudity n course language.

Rated: R



Chapter 2

Squall: whoz next 4 deir wardrobe?!

Rikku: rite here.

Squall: so ur supposed to b da cute one eh? Well I guess u got the features n ur the rite type.

Rikku: of course im the rite type wa u think I was.the rite time 4 kimahri?

Kimahri: kimahri is gay.kimahri like men..

Squall: no I didn't mean that but ur not my type of course

Rikku: wa u sayin im not ur type..look bitch first im da rite type 4 every idiot in dis world second im da cutest one Final Fantasy ever had so if u dissin meh u better watch ur bak cuz imma be runnin afta u..

Squall: no no.IM GAY U STUPID SLUT!

Rikku: o.hhhhuhhhhhhh!? SLUT?! WHO U CALLIN SLUT U DONKEY SUCKIN ROCK HUMPIN SON OF A STUPID HERMAFEDITE..

Squall: OMG.DAZ IT I QUIT DIRECTOR!!!

Director: cant u ppl juss get along

Squall: NO

Rikku: NO

Director: Squall I have a deal 4 u.

Squall: WAT!?

Director: ill. . .uh. . .*gulp* have sex wit u.

Squall: u will?!

Director: yea

Squall: I thought u weren't gay

Director: but I have to do this for the sake of this game

Squall: o u naughty boy.here's my address meet meh in my condo tonite n we'll spend a lil time 2gether.

Director: um ok.

*while Auron n Seymour r making out in the washroom*

Auron: oooo sexy boi.u have a big package.

Seymour: omg auron dun go down there yet.remember the shoot is still on.if u press it too hard ill b down 4 atleast a dai.

Auron: o dun worry bab-by I wunt press it too hard.ppuurrr

Seymour: ooo itz time to go..

Auron: o dun worry bab-by ill talk to dem abot where we were

Seymour: wat?! Ur gonna tell them dat we were makin out naked?!

Auron: of course.wa else shuld I tell them?! Any more ideas?!

Seymour: No.

Auron: Exactly

Seymour: aaaaahhh*moans*

*While everyone is getting ready for their shoot*

Director: Ok everybody we're at the wedding part.EVERYBODY TAKE DEIR PLACES! TAKE 1056.ACTION!

Everybody: ...

Director: CUT! Where's tidus n yuna?!

*while in the ladies washroom*

Tidus: yo gurl I thought u said u have da total package.

Yuna: I do dun u c it

Tidus: all I c sum flatness.*ahem*

Yuna: Who u callin flat?!

Tidus: u who else.I mean look at u.if lulu were here my head is big enough to fit in da middle of her dirty pillows.n I wuld have 2 gigantic headphone covering my ears. . .

Yuna: *slaps tidus*

Tidus: wtf?! Bay-be come bak.ok ok u got da total package.

*yuna wacks tidus wit her rod n walks on to the set while tidus follows her*

Director: where were u two?!

Yuna: in the women's washroom

Director: Y?

Yuna: I was helping tidus put on his tampon

Director: tampon?! Tidus I thought u were a guy.

Tidus: I am.shes juss lyin cuz I called her F-L-A-T

Yuna: *arrghh* Y U LIL SON OF AN ASS!! *Wacks tidus wit her rod again real hard*

Director: ok ok now take ur places! TAKE 1056..LIGHTS,CAMERA, ACTION!!

Lulu: oooooo did someone sayin head lights cuz I got big onez.

Wakka: u always takin about ur titties ya? Sumtimez talk about meh in ur tities ya?

Lulu: o get over it!

Tidus: . . .o yea.man wtf!? Y the hell culd dey have a fuken save point after evrae.u knoe how much I went through to beat dat shit. . .he almost cut my fuken dick off while beating da shit outta it.come on I need a save point here ppl..co-operate wit meh.

Director: CUT!

Tidus: exactly he tried to cut my dick off.wtf is dat?!

Director: No I didn't mean that. . I meant CUT the scene.DAZ NOT UR LINES TIDUS!!!

Tidus: wat is den?!

Director: did u read ur script?!

Tidus: . . .we had a script!?

Director: DUH! U stupid lil fuk man. Man I give up u guyz r screwed.fuk u all im leavin.

Squall: wa about meh?! Am I screwed u!?

Director: UR SCREWED TOTALLY N WE'RE NOT HAVIN SEX ANYMORE!!

*director leaves the set*

Kimahri: Kimahri still available n will rape u like a beast.

Squall: Really!? BRING IT ON!! PPPPURRR!!!

*everyone leaves the set getting disgusted by the way squall n kimahri were havin sex while Seymour n Auron r still havin sex in the bathroom*

Well daz my second chapter.pretty stupid.. I knoe who carez.juss review k?thnx Laterz y'all