((A/N: VWOOSHKABA!!!! Doom-ness is HERE!!!! ….-ness! The song that Luka sings later on in this chappy is NOT mine, I should tell you, I belongs to Suzanne Vega, the writer of the song Luka sings called "Luka". [BTW, yes I named my charrie Luka after the song…] I do not own Invader Zim, you people should KNOW that by now!!!!))

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Zim cackled weakly. It wasn't the same. His magnificent laughter had never been so weak, so empty as it echoed through the wide laboratory.

"GIR!" Zim choked. GIR came sliding down a black metal tube, holding MiniMoose in his hand.

"BEHOLD MiNiMOOOOOSE!!!!" GIR screamed.

Zim shook his head and coughed. What was strange is that a mushy green substance came out from his throat every time he coughed.

"ACK! Coff…coff… It's worse than I thought! … coff… the leprosy is causing me to …ack… cough up my insides!" Zim gasped for air.

"Now GIR… come over here… You get to be a part of the project…" Zim smiled weakly as GIR trotted over to a machine next to Zim.

"GIR… coff coff… I am going to connect these tubes into your head…" GIR opened up his head and shoved tube in it.

"READY!!!" GIR shouted.

Zim chuckled. "These tubes will emit doomy rays of insanity directly to the bomb attached to Dib's house, making him more and more out of control. Then maybe I can hope that he destroys this… hack… coff… STUPID leprosy thing! ACK!!"

Zim doubled over in pain. GIR squealed and pushed some buttons and rays shot out of his eyes.

Now we see the light blue GIR-rays coming straight toward Dib's house. The rays strike the device that emits magnified GIR-rays into Dib's head. Dib stops gnawing on Luka's wrist and starts running around the house screaming "NANANANANANANANA BATMAAAN!!"

Luka grabbed her wrist and rubbed it.

"DIB! DOWN BOY, DOWN!!!"

Dib stopped and started bouncing up and down. "BUY ME A SLUSHIE!!!"

Luka's eyes narrowed. "NO!"

Dib pouted. "I… WANT… A SLUSHIEEEE!!!!!"

Luka grabbed Dib by the collar of his coat. "NO!!!"

Dib bit Luka's cheek playfully and slapped her and ran away screaming the Batman song over and over again.

Luka growled. Impatiently, she typed on her laptop something and a black screen appeared. The screen zoomed in, revealing blobs of pink, red, and purple being eliminated by yellow and orange blobs. Luka chuckled evilly.

"Oh how I LOVE the wonders of leprosy…" Luka laughed.

Zim hacked and coughed up more of what appeared to be his green skin. His face was pale and his eyes were pink and had bags under them. He can hardly move anymore.

"GIR… more rays…" Zim lifted his hand and pointed to a knob on the machine. He let his hand drop and he went to sleep.

"OOOOOKAY!!!!" GIR turned up the knob and ran screaming.

"WHAT?!" Luka's voice rang through the house. Dib stopped and stared at her.

"So THIS is why you're acting so retarded, DIB!!!" Luka shouted. She grabbed Dib's head and pointed to the screen.

"Remember this? Remember the camera attached to Zim's neck? I'm monitoring him, and he's using this… this… robot thing and some stupid rays to make you… STUPID!!!" Luka's eyes turned red with rage and steamed seemed to come out of her ears.

"………Luka?" Dib said meekly. He slammed a waffle into her face and jelly splattered all over her hair.

"WAF-FULLS!!!!" Dib ran through the house, pelting the walls with knives. "LOOKIE MEEE!!!"

Luka shrieked in horror as a knife whizzed by her ear and stabbed the couch.

"DIB, STOP IT NOW!!! YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME!!!!"

Dib laughed a high-pitched insane laugh and continued to play this game.

Luka ducked for cover. "So Zim did this to throw our plan off!!! Grrrr… He doesn't know what he has coming for him!"

Luka grabbed her laptop and ran outside. The house seemed to be exploding with chaos, but she ignored it. Quickly, she flipped open the laptop and began typing furiously.

"I SHALL INCREASE THE NUMBER OF THESE BIO-ENGINEERED LEPROSY VIRUSES!!!" Luka laughed cruelly. She clicked and typed clicked.

Finally, a small download thing came up. A small liquid tube filled up on the screen.

Luka smiled to herself and started singing a small song.

"My name is Luka….

I live on the second floor…

I live upstairs from you…

Yes, I think you've seen me… before…"

She smiled as a screen popped up in front of her.

"INCREASING RATE OF IRKEN LEPROSY CELL REPRODUCTION."

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The song Luka sings is called "Luka" and is written and performed by Suzanne Vega. It is NOT mine, but Luka the charrie is.

Zyn-Aranea