The Insanity...CONTINUES!!

Making fun of the Outlander

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*Heero drives up to the drive-thru in this black Outlander, Quatre and Duo are with him, Relena is the server*

Heero: Umm..can we all just have a coffee?

Relena: *stares at the SUV* Take me with you!

Heero: What?

Relena: I wanna go to Egypt, see the pyramids, get in touch with my roots!

Quatre: Hey, you're not Egyptian...

Relena: Shut up, blondie!

Quatre: What..?

Duo: Ignore her, Quatre...she doesn't know what she's talking about.

Heero: Uh...I think we can get a coffee someplace else, thanks anyways..

Relena: Wait! I'm rich, I can pay for camels! I don't mind severe heat! I--

Heero: *drives off anyways*

Relena: Damn! I was so close, too!

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Geico..the insanity knows no limits!

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Duo: A testimonial is generally used to tell about how great a business is. We're on the phone right now with a real live Geico customer, Wufei. Wufei, give us a testimonial.

Wufei: Do I have to?

Duo: Yes, you have to.

Wufei: But my lines are so corny!

Duo: Let me introduce you to a concept...it's called ab-libbing!

Wufei: Oh, okay then...Of all the Gundams I've piloted, Shenlong is the best!

Duo: There you have it! A testimo-wait, did he say Shenlong was the best? NO WAY! DEATHSCYTHE IS BETTER!

Wufei: NO, SHENLONG!

Duo: NO, DEATHSCYTHE!

Wufei: SHENLONG'S BETTER!

Duo: NO DEATHSCYTHE'S BETTER!

Heero: No way, Wing ZERO's better than both of 'em.

Trowa: ...

Quatre: WAIT! SANDROCK CUSTOM IS THE BEST!

Treize: Why are we arguing about this? It is obvious that Epyon is superior to all of you Gundams...

Zechs: I concur.

Author: WHEN DID A CAR INSURANCE AD TURN INTO AN ARGUMENT ABOUT WHOSE GUNDAM WAS THE BEST!?

Trowa: ...

Treize: Just now.

Author: Well, quit, you look very unprofessional.

Quatre: Hey, aren't you inserting yourself?

Author: Well, technically yes...

Quatre: HANG HER! SHE HAS INSERTED HERSELF IN THE STORY!

Wing-boys: *grab author, grab rope and take her to the nearest tall tree*

Author: You can't hang me! I AM THE ALL POWERFUL AUTHOR!

Duo: Oh, we're only gonna hang you by you feet...

Author: *magically turns all the Wing-boys into pink fluffy bunnies*

Treize: Pink fluffy bunnies?

Author: *turns Treize into a pink fluffy bunny, too*

Zechs: MERCY! MERCY!

Author: *turns Zechs into a carrot* Ah, safe at last....Oh, no! Is he a carrot? Ooopss..*changes Zechs into a purple fluffy bunny*

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Okay, may that got a little bit TOO insane...but heaven knows, it was fun!

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam and I don't own any of these companies...but man, it sure is great to make funn of their ads!