The Insanity...CONTINUES!!
Making fun of the Outlander
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*Heero drives up to the drive-thru in this black Outlander, Quatre and Duo are with him, Relena is the server*
Heero: Umm..can we all just have a coffee?
Relena: *stares at the SUV* Take me with you!
Heero: What?
Relena: I wanna go to Egypt, see the pyramids, get in touch with my roots!
Quatre: Hey, you're not Egyptian...
Relena: Shut up, blondie!
Quatre: What..?
Duo: Ignore her, Quatre...she doesn't know what she's talking about.
Heero: Uh...I think we can get a coffee someplace else, thanks anyways..
Relena: Wait! I'm rich, I can pay for camels! I don't mind severe heat! I--
Heero: *drives off anyways*
Relena: Damn! I was so close, too!
***
Geico..the insanity knows no limits!
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Duo: A testimonial is generally used to tell about how great a business is. We're on the phone right now with a real live Geico customer, Wufei. Wufei, give us a testimonial.
Wufei: Do I have to?
Duo: Yes, you have to.
Wufei: But my lines are so corny!
Duo: Let me introduce you to a concept...it's called ab-libbing!
Wufei: Oh, okay then...Of all the Gundams I've piloted, Shenlong is the best!
Duo: There you have it! A testimo-wait, did he say Shenlong was the best? NO WAY! DEATHSCYTHE IS BETTER!
Wufei: NO, SHENLONG!
Duo: NO, DEATHSCYTHE!
Wufei: SHENLONG'S BETTER!
Duo: NO DEATHSCYTHE'S BETTER!
Heero: No way, Wing ZERO's better than both of 'em.
Trowa: ...
Quatre: WAIT! SANDROCK CUSTOM IS THE BEST!
Treize: Why are we arguing about this? It is obvious that Epyon is superior to all of you Gundams...
Zechs: I concur.
Author: WHEN DID A CAR INSURANCE AD TURN INTO AN ARGUMENT ABOUT WHOSE GUNDAM WAS THE BEST!?
Trowa: ...
Treize: Just now.
Author: Well, quit, you look very unprofessional.
Quatre: Hey, aren't you inserting yourself?
Author: Well, technically yes...
Quatre: HANG HER! SHE HAS INSERTED HERSELF IN THE STORY!
Wing-boys: *grab author, grab rope and take her to the nearest tall tree*
Author: You can't hang me! I AM THE ALL POWERFUL AUTHOR!
Duo: Oh, we're only gonna hang you by you feet...
Author: *magically turns all the Wing-boys into pink fluffy bunnies*
Treize: Pink fluffy bunnies?
Author: *turns Treize into a pink fluffy bunny, too*
Zechs: MERCY! MERCY!
Author: *turns Zechs into a carrot* Ah, safe at last....Oh, no! Is he a carrot? Ooopss..*changes Zechs into a purple fluffy bunny*
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Okay, may that got a little bit TOO insane...but heaven knows, it was fun!
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam and I don't own any of these companies...but man, it sure is great to make funn of their ads!
Making fun of the Outlander
***
*Heero drives up to the drive-thru in this black Outlander, Quatre and Duo are with him, Relena is the server*
Heero: Umm..can we all just have a coffee?
Relena: *stares at the SUV* Take me with you!
Heero: What?
Relena: I wanna go to Egypt, see the pyramids, get in touch with my roots!
Quatre: Hey, you're not Egyptian...
Relena: Shut up, blondie!
Quatre: What..?
Duo: Ignore her, Quatre...she doesn't know what she's talking about.
Heero: Uh...I think we can get a coffee someplace else, thanks anyways..
Relena: Wait! I'm rich, I can pay for camels! I don't mind severe heat! I--
Heero: *drives off anyways*
Relena: Damn! I was so close, too!
***
Geico..the insanity knows no limits!
***
Duo: A testimonial is generally used to tell about how great a business is. We're on the phone right now with a real live Geico customer, Wufei. Wufei, give us a testimonial.
Wufei: Do I have to?
Duo: Yes, you have to.
Wufei: But my lines are so corny!
Duo: Let me introduce you to a concept...it's called ab-libbing!
Wufei: Oh, okay then...Of all the Gundams I've piloted, Shenlong is the best!
Duo: There you have it! A testimo-wait, did he say Shenlong was the best? NO WAY! DEATHSCYTHE IS BETTER!
Wufei: NO, SHENLONG!
Duo: NO, DEATHSCYTHE!
Wufei: SHENLONG'S BETTER!
Duo: NO DEATHSCYTHE'S BETTER!
Heero: No way, Wing ZERO's better than both of 'em.
Trowa: ...
Quatre: WAIT! SANDROCK CUSTOM IS THE BEST!
Treize: Why are we arguing about this? It is obvious that Epyon is superior to all of you Gundams...
Zechs: I concur.
Author: WHEN DID A CAR INSURANCE AD TURN INTO AN ARGUMENT ABOUT WHOSE GUNDAM WAS THE BEST!?
Trowa: ...
Treize: Just now.
Author: Well, quit, you look very unprofessional.
Quatre: Hey, aren't you inserting yourself?
Author: Well, technically yes...
Quatre: HANG HER! SHE HAS INSERTED HERSELF IN THE STORY!
Wing-boys: *grab author, grab rope and take her to the nearest tall tree*
Author: You can't hang me! I AM THE ALL POWERFUL AUTHOR!
Duo: Oh, we're only gonna hang you by you feet...
Author: *magically turns all the Wing-boys into pink fluffy bunnies*
Treize: Pink fluffy bunnies?
Author: *turns Treize into a pink fluffy bunny, too*
Zechs: MERCY! MERCY!
Author: *turns Zechs into a carrot* Ah, safe at last....Oh, no! Is he a carrot? Ooopss..*changes Zechs into a purple fluffy bunny*
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Okay, may that got a little bit TOO insane...but heaven knows, it was fun!
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam and I don't own any of these companies...but man, it sure is great to make funn of their ads!
